082 Teenager's Understanding of Scumbags
At No. 1 Middle School in the provincial capital, Wang Yufei failed to receive a call or reply to an email because Guo Xiaoyi's phone number was forced to stay at home.
When applying for an App Store developer account, Wang Yufei had not yet applied for his own phone card, so he simply used Guo Xiaoyi’s phone number, but the email address was his own.
Today is the first day that the school's Academic Affairs Office will definitely start to tighten the grip on students bringing mobile phones to school. Although it is known that Lao Yu will most likely not dare to cause trouble to Wang Yufei and Lu Yuxin, after all, everyone is looking down and not looking up, openly letting their children
If you bring your mobile phone to school, if you get caught, you won't be able to save your face, right?
So the people at Yongyingbao were anxious and could not disturb Wang Yufei from openly studying "On the Self-cultivation of Scumbags" in class.
Okay, no need to look for it, this book actually doesn’t exist.
The official title of this book is "The Eight Parts of the Dragon". Guo Xiaoyi got up early, secretly pulled it out from her father's bookshelf, and stuffed it into Wang Yufei's schoolbag.
There are three volumes in total, the upper, middle and lower volumes. The purpose of this is to allow Wang Yufei to fully appreciate the charm of a scumbag.
Therefore, Wang Yufei's focus is not on the three main protagonists in the book, the righteous Xiao Daxia, the little monk Xu Zhu who is a fool, and the second-generation love emperor Duan Yu.
Scumbag...
The scumbag in the positive role is undoubtedly Duan Yu and his father Duan Zhengchun, while the scumbag in the villain role is Murong Fu.
In Guo Xiaoyi's words, let Wang Yufei spend a day to fully understand the scumbag character in this classic martial arts masterpiece, plan a more reasonable route for his future scumbag career, and give himself a different scumbag character.
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For example, Duan Zhengchun is a scumbag and now loves every woman he meets, but he shows his heart to every woman he gets along with, and he can make these women fall in love with him willingly. How does this charm come from?
This kind of scumbag is a kind of attitude towards life, but the retribution of a life that is too dissolute is also obvious. The daughters born to your lover are all your own, but the son who has been raised by your side since childhood belongs to someone else. Well, in short
Live as a romantic man, die as a romantic ghost.
Murong Fu was a standard low-end scumbag, enjoying the love of his fairy sister, but he was still thinking about the great cause of restoring the country, and he also took advantage of women! He was not dragged out and shot for an hour, mainly because such powerful thermal weapons had not been invented in that era.
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At least in Guo Xiaoyi's opinion, this book is helpful for Wang Yufei to determine his direction as a scumbag.
However, after Wang Yufei read it, he became even more confused...
On the way home in the evening, Wang Yufei expressed his doubts: "Xiaoyi, do you have to fall in love with everyone in order to become an excellent scumbag?"
"You are thinking too much! The educational purpose of letting you read this book is not to let you fall in love with someone when you meet him, but to tell you to have the ability like Duan Zhengchun that a woman will fall in love with you when she sees you. But you don't
You must be like Murong Fu, who loves no one except your sister-in-law, but you must not take advantage of these women like Murong Fu did!"
"People pass through flowers, but not a blade of grass touches them. They are merciful for thousands of miles, but when they wave their sleeves, they don't take away a cloud! This is the highest state of a scumbag. There is ruthlessness in passion, and ruthlessness in ruthlessness.
Extremely dedicated, do you understand?"
Guo Xiaoyi used her particularly raw worldview to recall in her mind the scenes in female pornographic novels where she was tortured by domineering presidents, and taught her earnestly.
Wang Yufei is very good. Who said that solving math problems is the most difficult?
Who said that people can do anything if they are pushed hard, except math problems? Being a scumbag is the most difficult thing, right?
Obviously, for Wang Yufei, it is much more difficult to become a supreme scumbag than to win first place in the Mathematical Olympiad!
For a moment, Wang Yufei even felt like he was about to give up. Looking at the cute computer, don't you think it's delicious?
However, in the end, under the influence of crazy hormones, Wang Yufei nodded and said in frustration: "I understand."
"Understood? Then tell me, how to be a scumbag?" Guo Xiaoyi blinked and started the assessment.
"First of all, the knowledge must be profound enough, including heaven and earth, Yangchun March, Lower Riba people, modern science, folk legends, everything must be involved, so that when chatting with anyone of the opposite sex, you can find topics to communicate with."
"You can discuss the origin of the universe with a female doctor of science, or you can talk about folk anecdotes with a country girl who hasn't read much."
"Similarly, hobbies should be broad enough, no matter high-end or low-end. No matter popular or unpopular, cooking, baking, travel, music, movies, fitness, yoga, rock climbing... Same reason as above, no matter what hobbies are discussed
There will be no silence.”
"Thirdly, you need to learn conversational language skills and develop a sense of humor so that you can unconsciously attract girls when discussing topics."
"More importantly, it is best to be younger and richer, and money and power must always be equal. At present, it seems that making enough money and having enough resources will greatly increase the attractiveness. It is also said on the Internet that these days you can really
The most popular thing that everyone likes is RMB..."
"To extend it further, it is best to have extensive contacts and an unlimited sense of responsibility! If I can handle things that others think are big things with just one phone call, this is also a huge bonus. Just like Duan Zhengchun, what can I say?
As a prince, he naturally has more resources at his disposal than ordinary people. Women feel like the sky is falling, but if I can bear it, I can give girls an infinite sense of security, which is also very important."
"If I can do the above at the same time, I can still be patient and polite to any woman around me, but never exceed the warmth, and I can tell white lies casually. I think that's pretty much it, right? Hmm
, are what I said correct?" Wang Yufei looked helplessly at his sister beside him and asked.
"Yes, that's so right! Come on, Oli! Brother, I'm optimistic about you! One episode of "Dragon" can make you understand to this extent! You definitely have the potential to become the most successful scumbag in the world.
!" Guo Xiaoyi said happily.
I have to say that Wang Yufei's summary is very accurate. You must know that this is still under the circumstance that he has only studied one "Dragon and the Eight Parts".
It's a pity that Wang Yufei has not read various novels on female channels, otherwise he would have defined what he just described more concisely and more accurately. After all, these all point to a very rare high-quality creature on the earth, a domineering male CEO!
"Okay, I will work hard, starting from making myself more knowledgeable." Wang Yufei nodded and responded.
To solve any problem, we must follow the principle of easy things first and difficult ones later.
Chapter completed!