Chapter 672 Stimulating domestic demand
"Xiaoyue, let me tell you that since the magic skill I used is called the Tianlang Moon-Devouring Fist, it means that it is destined to be your nemesis."
"oh."
"Ten sister, you should surrender quickly, otherwise after I cut off your qi and meridians, as long as you walk more than seven steps, your whole body will suddenly burst and die miserably."
"oh."
"I hit the point, I finally hit the point. Little Guaiguai. Lying down quickly and don't move, otherwise you will be in danger of your life."
"oh."
Ji Aojian fell down, lay on the couch, covered his stomach with one hand, and hummed, "I'm so swollen that I can't move at all."
Behind him, Ji Shuijing stood in the local area and smiled embarrassedly, "Xiao Jian, please untie me first."
"You are asking for it yourself." Ji Aojian said angrily, "Do you think I can't do it if I eat too much? As a result, I was blocked by one hand and I don't know what you think. You dare to compete with me for the way to transform energy and then you are the one who cut off your qi and me."
"You are awesome, you are the most powerful." Ji Shuijing praised, "Good brother, you let go of others. If you keep being stationary, it will be bad for your health."
"Now I'm calling me good brother again."
Ji Aojian said indifferently, "You have too many styles of painting, and you have changed so much that I really don't know which one is your true face. If I let you go, maybe you will come to plot against me again."
"How could it be? They lost to you. If you are convinced by ten thousand of your heart, don't bother with your sister."
"Let's talk about it when my stomach stops bloating." Ji Aojian waved his other hand back a few times, "Anyway, I'll just bounce your strength back. Since you are proficient in this magical skill that blocks qi and blood, you will not be killed by yourself."
"Well, I only have to study to destroy other people's qi and blood, and I don't care much about how to resolve the backlash of the exercises."
Ji Aojian was shocked, "I was not sure to deal with the backlash. You dare to use this kind of half-baked kung fu to plot against me."
"Where are you plotting against you? Aren't you challenging you openly?"
"When I'm overdue, this is still called "On the Great Bright"
"It's not that I asked you to drink the whole can of millet porridge." Ji Shuijing defended aggrievedly, "I just suddenly saw you overeat. I felt that God gave me a good opportunity and could not miss it. I decided to seize this rare opportunity. So, I didn't mean to plot against you, even if I restrain you, at most."
She suddenly stopped talking, Ji Aojian became curious and asked, "At most, it's nothing."
"I won't say it."
"I dare not say this, but it shows that you must have some vicious and sinister thoughts."
"Who is vicious and sinister?" Ji Shuijing gritted her teeth and said hatefully, "After I control you, I will pat your head at most, pinch your face, dress you beautifully, dress like a little princess, and then carry you out to the market to buy you candied haws, rattles, long-lived locks, etc."
Ji Aojian jumped up suddenly, his whole body was like a falling ice cave, and he shouted, "Isn't this vicious? It's so vicious."
Ji Shuijing looked at him blankly, "You, your stomach is not bloated anymore."
"It's still a little swollen, but it's not that serious." Ji Aojian touched his forehead with fear, "Fortunately, I had the foresight and only drank half a jar of porridge, otherwise my reputation would be completely out of stock now."
"What, you only drank half of it." Ji Shuijing was also shocked and hurriedly ran aside and looked down from the can. "When I challenged you just now, I didn't check the can first. It was a huge mistake."
Ji Aojian said in surprise, "You can move no matter how you can."
"I can move at first." Ji Shuijing said as if nothing had happened. "Of course, I can use my own magical skills in a superb way. It can be resolved in one breath or two breaths. What's so strange about it?"
"Then why did you pretend to be unable to move just now?"
"I think you are lying on the couch with a very beautiful posture. I want to look at it for a while."
"you"
"Okay, okay, everyone has put it on their own just now, so let's not talk about the second brother." Ji Shuijing took the jar and poured it into his mouth.
Ji Aojian asked, "You are very hungry."
"Of course, I've been busy all night and haven't had breakfast yet."
"If you don't have breakfast, you will run over, what's the hurry?"
"I think it's fun to feed you. When I see it's dawn, I can't wait."
Ji Shuijing put down the jar and burped, saying dissatisfiedly, "If I hadn't slept all night, hadn't eaten a bite, was hungry and tired, and was in poor spirits, how could I lose to you just now?"
"If you lose, you lose. Are you here to find a reason?" Ji Aojian snorted, "Look at the excitement you rushed up just now, it's okay if you don't eat or sleep for three days and three nights."
Ji Shuijing pointed at her finger and said fiercely, "Anyway, I will continue to challenge you tomorrow. I have discovered your weakness."
"What weakness"
"Your body is so short, and I use martial arts such as acupoints and pulse cutting that require high accuracy, so it is naturally difficult to position." Ji Shuijing slapped the table, "I have practiced 83 magical skills and have many ways to deal with you. Tomorrow, I will use a more suitable method to deal with you."
"Don't mention the eighty-three magical skills." Ji Aojian remained silent, "According to the 28th Law, there are only a dozen of them at most."
Ji Shuijing asked in confusion, "What is the law of 28?"
"This means that 80% of the value is often only the best 20%." Ji Aojian coughed, "It's like 80% of the savings among the customers who save money in your money shop come from the richest 20% of the people."
Ji Shuijing was stunned, "Hey, what you said makes sense."
"So your eighty-three kinds of magical skills bully ordinary masters, and perhaps everything is infinitely mysterious." Ji Ao Jian said lightly, "But if you want to challenge more than level and pose a little threat to me, you can only forget about sixteen or seven. I think it would be good if there are sixteen or seven."
"How can there be only six or seven types? Don't underestimate people"
Ji Aojian ignored her words, "Also, the second time you use the martial arts of the Grandmaster will be completely invalid. You only have those six or seven opportunities. You must seize them well. After I see through them, you will even completely zero in the theoretical probability of defeating me."
After hearing this, Ji Shuijing suddenly became surprised, "It turns out that you also think that I still have a theoretical chance to defeat you, how many are there?"
Ji Aojian looked at her with a smile, "What do you think?"
Ji Shuijing hesitated for a while and said, "It should be 10%."
"You're too optimistic."
"Is it one percent?"
“This is not reliable either.”
"It can't be only one thousandth," Ji Shuijing stamped her feet in anger. "You might as well just say that there is no possibility at all, so why do you have any theoretical possibility?"
"Because we always have to believe that miracles happen." Ji Aojian said solemnly, "As long as your heart is not dead, you still have infinite hope."
"you"
"Okay, OK, you haven't slept all night, so go and rest first. If you don't understand anything, come and ask me."
Ji Shui Jing slammed the door and left with a angrily anger, and then, she brought back a wooden box.
Ji Aojian was puzzled, "Didn't you let you rest? What are you doing?"
"The things I have not finished serving you today."
"How could you make breakfast? I've already eaten it."
Ji Shui Jing opened the box, "You have used food, but you haven't changed your clothes yet."
There was indeed a set of clothes in this box, but Ji Aojian was even more puzzled, "Why do you need to change your clothes?"
Ji Shuijing said with confidence, "Food should be eaten every day, and of course the clothes should be changed every day."
"How can this be true? People can wear a piece of clothing for decades when they practice hard."
"It's already a shroud, and I'm still wearing clothes," Ji Shuijing said seriously, "As a civilized person, you should change your clothes every day to look elegant, graceful, tasteful and well-educated."
"I haven't heard of it"
Ji Shuijing said unhappily, "I have told you that I will serve you in the matter of eating and dressing. I didn't ask you to change different clothes in the morning, afternoon and evening. I just changed clothes once a day, and took the initiative to lower it to the same standard as a meal a day. What else do you have to be dissatisfied with?"
"There is no such truth to wear new clothes every day, it's really a waste."
"Why is this a waste? Didn't I tell you that all walks of life are in a bad mood now?"
"yes."
Ji Shuijing immediately said, "So you wear new clothes every day, which is to help stimulate domestic demand. It is of great significance to promote economic vitality, alleviate inventory pressure, adjust production structure, and increase jobs."
Ji Aojian was stunned, "You actually know the word "stimulating domestic demand"
"In short, for the sake of the prosperity of the country, for the national industry, for the prosperity of society, and for the welfare of the people, you must wear it, even if you don't wear it."
Seeing that she was so persistent, Ji Aojian refused to refuse, "Since that's the case, I'll make some contributions to boosting domestic demand."
He put on his body and saw it was a Western-style dress. He asked strangely, "Why is this kind of clothing?"
"I have my own reasons, listen to me."
Ji Shuijing bowed and said, "Master, you have returned from overseas inspections and absorbed the achievements of advanced Western civilization. It is very gratifying. I will call the heads of the industry in Songjiang to visit me and report on the achievements over the years. You can prepare a speech or something."
Ji Aojian widened his eyes, "You asked me to wear this, it turned out to be for this."
"If it's not why, remember to have a London accent when speaking."
Ji Aojian pointed at his nose, "You think I look like this, and someone believes me."
"It's okay, as long as I say you are, everyone will believe it."
"Stop making trouble, this is the last year of ascension, why should I be the head of the family?" Ji Aojian said lightly, "I came back to save you and become an immortal. As for all other mundane things, don't disturb me." To be continued.
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Chapter completed!