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Chapter 490 Laxatives

Naturally, Gu Tian would not be fooled by his words. He first sat at the table, looked at the food here carefully, and smelled it with his nose, and felt it was still full of fragrance. However, this food cannot be eaten easily, so he should still taste it slowly. If there were some poisons and other things inside, I wouldn’t know how I died if I died!

"District Mayor, do you like drinking? Come on, I have high-quality red wine here, I will give it to you!" Sanshunzi was eloquent and handed a bottle of red wine to Gu Tian. Gu Tian took it over and started to taste it slowly. He felt that the taste was still very good. He guessed that the red wine must be not poisonous because he still knows the red wine very well, and it is red and transparent. If the wine is poisoned or there are abnormal items hidden, there must be precipitation below.

Without hesitation, Gu Tian picked up the bottle of red wine and poured it into his stomach. Gurgling, a bottle of full red wine poured all into his stomach.

Sanshunzi and the little starling were immediately stunned. Oh my god, is this still a human? A bottle of good red wine was instantly filled with all the time by Gu Tian. Sanshunzi and others looked at Gu Tian blankly, and they always felt a little uncomfortable. The price of this bottle of wine was very expensive, and they were all taken away by everyone all at once. Of course, they felt a little uncomfortable.

"Sir, you have to drink it slowly. You have to leave some of this wine for me!" Sanshunzi was anxious. Before he could taste the bottle of red wine, the little starling looked a little unhappy. He regretted giving this bottle of red wine to Gu Tian.

It was not until Gu Tian finally drank all the bottle of wine that the two guys slowly drooped their eyes.

"Good alcohol!" said the little starling helplessly.

Gu Tian wiped his mouth and smiled and said, "Haha, this wine is really a good wine. Is there any such wine? If so, bring it to me quickly!"

Gu Tian seemed to have not drunk enough. No matter what wine was on the table, he started to drink it with a gulp, liquor, beer, and soda. He drank it all, and finally the dishes on the table were left. He didn't know which dish was better now. In short, there must be a plate of dishes in these dishes, which was a problem.

At this moment, Gu Tian raised his head and glanced at the faces of Sanshunzi and the little starlings. Seeing that they were looking at him, Gu Tian immediately put the food down and said with a smile: "Hehe, you guys eat, I'll go to the toilet now!"

Sanshunzi said nervously: "Oh, District Mayor, I'll accompany you!"

Gu Tian looked a little unhappy, "Are you teasing me? I am a man, do you want to accompany you?"

Sanshunzi hurriedly took his hand down. He smiled and apologized: "District Mayor, am I afraid that you don't know where the toilet is? So I want to go with you!"

Gu Tian had long seen Sanshunzi's intention. This guy was drunk but not drunk. He just wanted to watch Gu Tian, ​​afraid that he would run away halfway. Then wouldn't his dinner be prepared for him in vain?

"Okay, I won't run away!" Gu Tian turned around and said. He would definitely not run away, because he would also deal with these two bastards. If he really ran away, it wouldn't be his personality.

After Gu Tian finished speaking, he ran outside.

Sanshunzi and the little star kept looking at his back, feeling a little confused. Does this district chief know where their toilet is?

When it comes to Sanshunzi's toilet, Gu Tian should know better than anyone else. He has been to Sanshunzi's house before. His toilet is very expensive. Although the toilet is outside, the walls of the toilet are as strong as marble, especially inside the toilet, the floor is covered with floor tiles. Looking up, I'm dizzy, the toilet is still open-air. Is this a special thing?

Gu Tian finally found the toilet behind the Sanshunzi's house. He got into the toilet and started taking off his pants, took out a pack of medicine from his pants, and slowly stuffed it into his mouth. Finally, he stretched his neck and swallowed it. This medicine has a filtering effect on laxatives, poisons and other things.

Gu Tian patted his stomach, smiled, and muttered to himself: "Hehe, let's see how I'll kill you!"

The series of actions that Gu Tian had just done were all purposeful. He walked out of the toilet, returned to the room with a smile on his face.

When Sanshunzi saw Gu Tian coming back, he finally felt relieved. At first he thought Gu Tian had run away! Unexpectedly, Gu Tian could come back.

"District Mayor, we have been waiting for you for more than ten minutes. I thought you had fallen into the toilet!" Sanshunzi joked.

Gu Tian ignored his words and thought that his words were farts. He sat on the kang and said to Sanshunzi and the little brother-in-law: "Come on, you are also from the village committee and have done a lot of work. Well, let's eat these foods together!" As he said that, he began to stuff the food on the table into his mouth.

Sanshunzi and the little starling looked at him eating and were in a state of unstable mood. Oh my god, there were a lot of laxatives in the meal. After this guy finished eating, he would definitely have diarrhea.

Thinking of this, these two bastards began to laugh secretly.

Sanshunzi and the little starling also started to eat. They naturally knew which meal had no laxatives. While eating, they also watched Gu Tian’s eating action, afraid that he would eat the wrong meal.

After eating for a while, Gu Tian was a little full and burping. Sanshunzi suddenly felt that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, and he farted in front of the dining table, making it loud. Gu Tian smiled and the little star was a little confused: What's going on? Could it be that the laxative meal was eaten by Sanshunzi?

Sanshunzi couldn't help it anymore and immediately ran out of the door. When he ran out of the door, he left a sentence: "Wait a moment, I'll shit first!"

Soon, the little starling began to feel a little hurt in his stomach. He grinned and said, "District Master, wait a moment, I'll be here to accompany you later, and I'm going to shit too!"

The two of them squatted in a pit to go to the toilet at the same time, and there was a crackling sound. Gu Tian could hear the outside as if there was a bomb when he sat inside the room.

It's summer now, and in Tiandu City, it's actually very hot in spring, summer, autumn and winter. When Gu Tian saw these two guys enter the pit, he followed him.
Chapter completed!
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