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Chapter 1076 Man-dog war(1/2)

Chapter 1076: Human-Dog War

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The old drunkard led a group of her enemies and apprentices, and easily carried out a bloody massacre in the dungeon named "the home of a certain alliance elder". In the end, the boss and so on could no longer stop her.

Seattlek alone can bear the weight of three barbarians. This is not surprising, his combat power is also three times that of barbarians.

The problem is that as a human being, the old drunkard also made an inhuman and shameless act. The food of two barbarians was put into her bulging belly as if she had been pregnant for ten months, and she let out a sigh of contentment.

He leaned back half his life and fell to the ground along with the entire chair.

Patting her belly that was about to burst, this old woman would probably be hungry for the next three or two days with no problem after tonight's meal.

Let’s look at Old Man Farah again. The stingiest man in Rogge’s camp is not named because of his name. His belly is neither comparable to that of Seatlek, nor can he be compared with the non-human old drunkard. However, he went to the Demon Fortress twice in order to get his money back.

He exuded an aura of fearlessness and unafraid of death. He stuffed a half-barbarian's portion of food into his shriveled belly. He looked like he was trying to make money at the expense of his own life. Look at it.

We were terrified on the sidelines. We were no longer worried about the food, but worried that this guy might die suddenly because he overstuffed himself at any time.

Carlos was gentle and focused most of his energy on peeking at Kajie. He moved his hands carelessly on the dining table and unconsciously ate a barbarian's portion.

——The noodles are indeed not very delicious. Seeing this scene, I turned my back and laughed wildly.

As soon as these guys arrived, they were already done... I counted on the fingers of one hand...

Ahem...we have already finished more than half of the food. Our whole family together, except myself, because I have not been able to eat Veras's craftsmanship for several months, and I have a huge appetite, I eat a little more than usual, which is equivalent to three meals a day.

Half the weight of two savages.

Next is Princess Sanwu. She is obviously a little girl, but she only eats less than me. She is also known as the shadowless hand at the table. The knife and fork in her hand flies very fast, and a large piece of meat falls on her plate. Only two are visible.

She raised her little hand gently, and just when you were delighted by the actions she showed that were full of aristocratic etiquette, the knife and fork in her hand suddenly flashed and disappeared from sight. By the time you came back to your senses, she had already put the knife and fork in her hand.

Putting the knife and fork on both sides, dabbing the corners of his mouth gracefully with a handkerchief, there wasn't even a drop of juice left on the plate...

If Princess Sanwu embodies elegance and speed, then the Little Ghost focuses on overeating. This idiot ghost has such a small mouth, but it can eat pieces of barbecued meat, vegetables, and noodles that are as big as an adult's palm.

Or something, stuff it directly into your mouth, without even chewing it. With a bang, the barbecue turns into a clean bone and is spit out. The rest of the meat is boneless, not even the dregs are left.

If a mountain of meat made of a hundred pieces of barbecue is placed in front of this little saint, she can use both her left and right hands to stuff it into her mouth at an astonishing speed. Occasionally, she can even stuff two pieces at a time on a whim. She looks like a whale.

The appearance is so exaggerated that it looks like those scenes in anime.

If she's in good condition, she may be the only one who dares to challenge Seattle's appetite. Of course, if it comes to speed, the two Seattle's put together can't be faster than her - even a giant like Seattle's would be able to imitate the little one's.

Ghost, put a piece of meat into his mouth and swallow it directly. Well, just think that all these barbecues have been processed and the bones have been removed. One or two pieces may be okay. If he keeps stuffing them, after three seconds, he will definitely

I was so choked that I rolled my eyes...

What kind of girls are raised in my family? They have no attributes, just a glowing ghost body, and other aspects are weirder than the last - sometimes, I can't help but sigh like this.

Fortunately, the other girls behaved normally, which gave me a lot of relief. Vilas, Linya and Sarah all had normal girl portions. Sarah's portion was slightly larger, and she especially loved to eat fruits. Specifically,

Because she practices swordsmanship and consumes more energy than Vilas and Linya. Or is it because of this or that problem? I don’t know clearly. Ahem...

Sarah baby, I love you even if you don’t grow up anymore. It’s better not to grow up anymore. I just like the way you look. And I’m not a lolicon!

!!!!

Oh oh, what's going on? It feels like the rhythm is passing again. I'm obviously just shouting out my innermost thoughts. Why, wuwuwu~~~

The remaining Vilas and Linya are normal, but I found that Linya has recently reduced her fruit intake. Could it be that...

Finally, there are the three daughters. Silos and Aikolu have very small appetites, probably because of their profession as priests. The two little princesses don’t like eating meat very much, which is not okay. It’s not okay to be a partial eclipse.

No problems were found with the development of either individual.

As for Kajier, she eats less vegetables, almost no meat, except fruits. She almost never stops eating rose candies. She has to take some time to remind Carlos that this is not how to spoil your daughter.

, although I don’t know if Angel will have tooth decay, but eating candies will inevitably lead to nutritional imbalance, which will make Kajie longer and shorter.

So, without the little ghosts participating in the battle, our family managed to feed the two barbarians, which was really not easy, and most of them ended up in the stomachs of Princess Sanwu and I.

In this case, a super sumptuous dinner for ten barbarians. I counted it...this time with ten fingers on both hands.

Well, I have eaten nine and a half portions. In other words, the leftovers on the table now are only one-tenth of the original ones. Vilas, your sixth sense is really powerful. You deserve to be the god of the seventh sense.

my wife.

After dinner, this group of foodies were picking their teeth and had no intention of leaving after having enough to eat and drink. The old drunkard and Seatik teased me about what happened in the Demon Fortress. Fortunately, this unscrupulous pair

The master and disciple also have a sense of observation, or the instinct of single-celled animals to avoid danger. Whenever the two of them talk to each other, and they are about to mention Jeluka and Xiao Heitan, Vilas and the others show special concentration.

Sometimes, the body will start a cold war unconsciously, and then the topic will be dropped immediately.

As a result, I originally wanted to narrate my heroic deeds to Vilas and the others with a little embarrassment, but these two bastards exposed them first, and tried their best to belittle them, like a group of demons.

The credit for the fortress is equal to both of them, which made me grit my teeth with anger, although it is true that at the end, the old drunkard helped me wipe my butt.

It wasn't until the blood moon rose three poles that a few people left without shame, feeling full of food and wine, with swollen bellies. Carlos, who still had some conscience, gave me a big handful outside.

Rose candy, although it is for Kajier.

I have always been curious about where Carlos bought these candies. I remember once on a whim, I walked around the camp but did not find a place selling rose candies. This may be enough to be included in the seven incredible events in the camp.

one.

Speaking of six other incredible events…

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

The next moment, when I stepped into the tent door without any precautions, I felt a huge pain in my calf, and I howled loudly.

I was attacked by a sneak attack. The culprit is this guy. He is also one of the seven incredible events. He has a coquettish golden curly hair growing out of nowhere. It is said that he can write with his claws and even gives disgusting words.

I gave my own golden Pekingese a female name, Leona!!!

This guy actually hid behind the door and attacked me. He was so despicable. He was simply a disgrace to the dog family. He is the scum of the Pekingese. He is the most arrogant golden animal in history and has the audacity to reserve dry food!!

Without saying a word, I immediately reached out my hand to my calf, trying to catch this delinquent... young dog that had dyed itself golden, and give it a good lesson so that it would know what the difference between up and down is.

It's called disparity between strength and weakness.

With a squeaking sound and a loosening of its calves, the dead dog dodged my hand, then scurried back, its canine teeth wide open, and even tried to bite my hand that was grabbing it.

It's okay, it's just the following crime, treason, I was furious, a vicious dog jumped on the food and fought with the dead dog. Suddenly, exaggerated dust billowed within a one-meter range centered on the battlefield.

Violent roars could be heard inside, like two armies intersecting, such as "Ga oh ga oh", "Oh oh oh, go to hell!!" and so on.

"Woo~~~~"

Several girls on the side looked at him and covered their faces again. At this time, they couldn't say "Don't be like a dog" in any case.

In the end, although I was in the disadvantageous position of being attacked by a sneak attack, I still managed to grab the dead dog by the back of the neck, and with the constant struggle and dance of its short little legs, I lifted it in front of my eyes.

"Hey hey hey hey~~~~~~"

Looking at the grinning dead dog, I let out an evil laugh like when Tom caught Jack.

"Where's Elijah?"

Turning around, I asked Willas with a subtle expression on her face.

"Wait, let me see..."

Vilas returned to her room in a panic and quickly took out the fish tank from inside.

"Eliya seems to be still sleeping..."

Before I finished speaking, Elijah's upper body suddenly appeared from the fish tank, babbling, and stretched out his two small hands toward me, as if he wanted to hug me.

"Alia, how are you doing recently?"

I squinted my eyes and gently stretched my other hand towards Elijah's pretty face. The mermaid tribe is indeed the most beautiful race favored by God. It has a beauty that even elves can't compare to, especially this little one in front of me.

The mermaid princess, after not seeing her for a few months, seems to be more beautiful again. She is probably the only one left in this world who can surpass Sarah in terms of appearance.

"Eeyah~~Eeyah~~"

Elijah still responded to me with her coquettish accent. The beautiful singing voice unique to the mermaid tribe made every pronunciation of hers sound like a song, intoxicating, just like the little ghost who has been singing for thousands of years.

The pronunciation of the hymn melody has the same effect but with different tunes.

If the mermaid clan, especially the mermaid royal family like Elijah, hadn't appeared on the continent and caused huge chaos, I might have let her show off her singing voice on the God's Birthday stage. The mermaid princess's singing voice must be the best in this world.

It is the most beautiful music. As a Rogge singer, Vilas cannot compare with her. There is no way. This is a huge gap in racial talent and God's preference.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"

This beautiful and cute little mermaid princess picked me up and put my index finger on her delicate and perfect cheek. As usual, I rubbed it on it, then put my index finger into my mouth and sucked it gently.

He allowed it, and suddenly, there was a warm and soft touch on the fingertips that were completely covered by the mouth, and a small, soft thing was licked skillfully on it, making himself itchy.

I don’t know if this behavior is a courtesy of the mermaid tribe to show intimacy, but in my opinion, Elijah’s action of sucking her fingers is accompanied by an imaginative sound coming from inside.

The sound of sucking, and what can be imagined from the tickling feeling on the fingertips, the scene of Ariya's little tongue constantly licking on it, these sound and visual effects and associations, coupled with the intoxication of Ariya's beauty

Everything about her appearance can make a man bend over immediately.

After enough intimacy, Ariya spit out my index finger. It was covered with glistening saliva, and some threads were still connected to her lips. You can imagine how vigorously she sucked it just now, as if it was just waiting for food.

Just like a puppy.
To be continued...
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