Chapter 1010 Don't play mahjong with the prophet(1/3)
Chapter 1010: Don’t play mahjong with the prophet
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"Asshole, I'm just here to set an example for you, do you think it's really that easy to lose? After all, I'm also the founder of Mahjong, hahahaha~~~~~~~"
In the end, in the face of so many taunts and laughter, I could only continue to scream weakly.
hateful.
"It's all because of you. You got too close and the bad luck affected me."
Swallowing tears of regret, I turned around, made a drill with both fists, and held Feini's temple between them and kept drilling.
"Uu~~meow~~~, I'm sorry, cousin, meow~~~"
Fini, who was fully aware of her fate as a tragic emperor, cried out for mercy without any explanation.
"Ahem, in short, everyone has seen the explanation and the demonstration. Even if there are some incompetences, they are still at the same level. This kind of competition is fair."
"Is the competition fair? Brother Fan, you have a lot more time than us." The Gorilla was resurrected at some point and shouted loudly in the crowd.
"No, no, no, Boss Fan's level is nothing to worry about."
Malagby listened and whispered in a voice that everyone could hear.
"So that's it, because Brother Fan is an idiot, hahaha~~~~~~~" Gao Te seemed to have finally realized this huge secret, and burst into laughter.
"That's right, because Boss Fan is a fool, so there's no need to take him into consideration." Malagby followed suit, putting his hands on his hips in an exaggerated manner, raising his head and letting out a silly laugh.
"Multiple Firestorms!"
With a "boom", two more humanoid pieces of charcoal appeared on the ground and slowly fell to the ground.
These bastards, because they are all acquaintances and know each other well, do they not intend to take my dignity as an elder at all? I glared at the other guys who were snickering fiercely, and I looked helpless.
"Ahem, let me talk about the rules of the game first."
After disposing of the two pieces of black coal, I turned around and glanced at the adventurers present. I counted the number of people...
"Cousin meow, not counting you, Vilas and the others, there are 24 people in total, meow."
Fini lied to the dog-headed military advisor and said as if she wanted to take credit without waiting for me to finish counting.
"Is that so..." I lowered my head and started thinking.
"24 people are randomly divided into 6 groups, and 2 people compete for each group. Then they are randomly divided into 3 groups, and 2 people compete for each group. In this way, there will be 6 people in the end."
Under everyone's attentive gaze, I said slowly.
"The last 6 people who competed will compete with the seed players, Vilas, Sarah, Linya, Little Jasmine, and Siluth Ecolu, to see which one is eliminated first.
No matter who wins."
"It's not fair. Why do we need to set up seeded players so that everyone can be on the same level?" Someone started complaining.
"We only have six girls here, and you have twenty-four adventurers. Do you want to bully them?" I glared and my voice weakened.
"Besides, who made the food you have been eating these two days? If they go on strike, you won't even be qualified to compete."
After these words fell, there was no more screams from the crowd.
"Dean Wu, what about you? Why don't you join in and join in the fun?" Oscar's guy yelled harshly in the crowd.
"Me? I'm not at the same level as you, so forget it."
I originally thought that if I told such a big truth, I would be ridiculed again by those guys who only know envy, jealousy and hatred, but I didn't expect that it would be seconded and approved by everyone.
"Yes, they are indeed not on the same level."
"Even if you come forward shamelessly, there's no point in winning."
From the crowd, there were comments like this that made me feel slightly uncomfortable. Did these guys misunderstand something? What I mean is that your strength is not on the same level as mine. Really?
Do you understand me?
For the program on God’s birthday, I had already asked the Mages Guild to produce dozens of pairs of mahjong, so it was not a problem to cope with this competition. As soon as the table was set up and the mahjong was laid out, the huge open space in front of my house immediately started to crackle.
The crowd became loud.
"Xi Lusi, Aikelu~~~~"
Seeing that everyone spontaneously drew lots and sat down to play in groups of four, I nodded and quietly called my two precious daughters to me.
"It's up to you later. Dad will kill all those guys who have made our family a mess."
I put the knife across my neck and said to them with a smile.
Vilas is unreliable. She is too kind and not suitable for playing mahjong. Sarah's mind-reading ability can easily see what the other person is thinking. Linya and Princess Sanwu are smart, so the three of them have different skills.
It's not bad, but even so, it's not safe. With Xilusi and Aikelu, it can be considered foolproof.
That's right, when the two little princesses sat at the same table, the beginners in front of them could never hope to beat them.
"Leave it to me and Xi Lusi, hehe." Aikelu patted her chest confidently.
"Syluth, listen to daddy." The shy sister glanced at me and nodded firmly.
Ji~~~~~~~~
Then, the two little princesses looked at me with fixed eyes, and their moist and bright eyes clearly revealed a message of asking me for a reward.
"There's really nothing I can do against you." After looking around, I kissed them both on their fragrant faces.
"Dad, you are stingy." Aikelu wrinkled her nose at me.
“Uh-huh~~~”
Silos clenched her two little fists nervously, with a hint of disappointment in her shyness.
I ran away in despair.
After taking a look around, there was the crackling sound of mahjong everywhere, occasionally mixed with the screams of the guy who made a mistake, or the proud laughter of the guy who got a good card. Everyone was a beginner, and the speed of playing cards was relatively slow.
He stared at the trump cards in his hand attentively, as if every card contained some unknown secret.
I didn't think the top six could be determined in a short while, so I felt bored.
Anyway, there is still mahjong left, so let’s open a *** VIP table and let me, an unparalleled man in the country, teach these guys how to play mahjong.
I did it as I thought, and I took a look, looking for anyone who was free.
Vilas...well, forget it, do I look like the kind of villain who bullies kind girls?
Sarah...it's even worse to bully Loli.
Linya and Princess Sanwu...the challenge is a bit more difficult, so let’s give up.
The pair of black and white Lolita-style dresses, pure and cute little princesses who seem to be easy to deal with... Don't be deceived by your own eyes, they are the final bosses in cute skins. In front of the twins' spiritual connection, even if they are
A man who is unparalleled in his country must be willing to be inferior.
Finally, there is Aunt Lisa...well, I always feel that it is very dangerous. Maybe it is to hide the boss or something, or forget it.
at last……
Me, Gott, who was resurrected at some point, Malagby, and Finny, gathered together at a table.
Huhuhu~~~~~
A gust of cold wind blew past the four dull faces in the southeast, northwest and northwest.
Why...why did the ridiculous thought "Maybe this table is the best combination in the world" suddenly pop up in my mind? I am a man known as an unparalleled scholar in the country, how can I be compared with the three idiots + tragedy in front of me?
Wu Fan, you have to hold back and not complain about yourself!!
"I always feel..."
Gott was shaking with a pale face and his eyes were dull.
"I always feel like there are a lot of pity looks from around me. Is it my imagination?"
"I feel it too, and these eyes seem to be very pleased to say: You have finally found a suitable destination." Malagbi's face was like a dead fish, not much better than Gott.
"Meow, I have never played a bad game so far, and suddenly I feel like I might be able to open the record this time, meow."
When it comes to Feini, she is very optimistic, and the cute and strong smile on her face makes people feel touched and loving.
"Forget it, it's better than waiting to be bored. Just be grateful. You guys, I, a man with no peer in the country, deigned to come and play cards with you."
Muttering reluctantly, the four of them played cards.
"Our table doesn't need to be eliminated to advance, what should we do?" Gott suddenly asked, unable to tell that this orangutan was quite adventurous in gambling.
"Since the Gothic Gorilla brought it up, let me explain it."
"Please call me Knight Gott." Gott's face was full of ***.
"Okay, how about calling it Gorilla Knight as a compromise?"
"Hey, can this kind of thing still be compromised?"
"Why not? Look, I called you Gothic Gorilla, and you said you were Gothic Knight. If you divide the two names, you can remove the same word Gothic, and you will be left with Gorilla Knight."
"It seems to make sense, but something seems wrong." Gott pinched his chin and pondered.
"You can't even do division, pfffft, you can't, are you really an idiot?" I laughed.
"Who...who said that? Of course I know. I've known this kind of thing for a long time. You're right. My real name is Gorilla Knight. I'm lucky you could guess it. Hahahaha~~~~
To be continued...