The first thousand two hundred and twenty-three chapters of the truth(1/2)
Chapter 1,223 The Truth [Revealed]
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After the gorgeous chef Ding of Heyang Restaurant performed a fake TV commercial and completely infringed the copyright in an even more gorgeous way, I set my sights on the final contestant.
The whole arena is already in full swing. Smoke seedlings can be seen rising high on the stove everywhere, puffing and puffing, accompanied by the sizzling sound of frying oil, the aroma of thick soup, etc., filling the entire stage with a sense of excitement.
The aroma of food is as warm and inviting as a spring banquet.
The audience in the audience was drooling. It is estimated that once the game is over, more than half of the tens of thousands or nearly 100,000 spectators will flock to various restaurants or stalls to have a full meal so that they can celebrate the birthday of God.
On that day, there weren't many other things, just merchants and shops. On normal days, if such a large group of hungry wolves appeared, the entire camp would probably be paralyzed.
The work at hand for most players is almost finished. Although there is no specific competition time, think about it, if most people do it well, let them and tens of thousands of spectators look at you eagerly.
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It is estimated that before these people have any ideas in their minds, you will be overwhelmed by the pressure first, so the contestants are also very smart, and no one chooses dishes that require a long time to cook.
Seeing that the competition has come to an end, it is impossible to interview all the twenty or thirty players, so I can only focus on the two most outstanding ones.
Yes, you see, they are those two sneaky guys with their heads covered. I think it is not just me, but also the audience has been looking forward to seeing the true face of these two guys who hide their heads and tail.
"Seeing that the game is coming to an end, ladies and gentlemen, let us seize the last moment to conduct an interview. First of all, everyone is already very curious. The name of this masked player is..."
I chose one of the masked contestants nearby, stood in front of the opponent's kitchen, and then looked at the name written on the program list.
"The name is... Herashati."
I:"……"
Masked contestant: "..."
I knock!
With a snap, the knife fell on the opponent's forehead.
"Wuwu~~Fanfan bullies others."
The masked contestant puffed up his mouth in dissatisfaction.
"Let me tell you, can't you choose a pseudonym that suits your attire and is more secretive? Can't you guess who it is at a glance?"
Ignoring the other party's screams, I poked Tia's forehead and kept lecturing, Herashati, I still have the Mona Lisa!!
"I'm not as powerful as Fanfan, I really can't think of a suitable name, hehehe~~~" Tia, who was full of energy for a moment, tapped her head lightly and stuck out her tongue at me and said playfully.
"Hmm, that's right. When it comes to naming, I'm not bragging... Ahem, if you can't think of a good name, just ask me. I guarantee you will be dazzled and reluctant to choose any one."
Being praised by Tia, I couldn't help but feel proud. Fortunately, I finally remembered my identity as the host and didn't continue to dwell on this issue.
"Surprised, really surprised. This mysterious masked contestant turned out to be the little princess Tia from the Horadric tribe. Let us welcome the noble and beautiful princess Tia with warm applause. To be able to do so in this way
Support our league’s programming.”
With that said, when Tia calmly took off the big cloak and hat on her head, revealing her sunny, lively and lovely face, I was the first to applaud, and then the audience also applauded warmly.
I guess there will be a lot of people teasing me. You said something nice, noble and beautiful. Didn't you just hit this little princess on the forehead with a knife without mercy?
However, considering that the status of the alliance elder, and also the former great elder (my acting great elder seemed to be ignored by others as soon as Akara appeared), is equivalent to the little princess of the Horadric tribe, no one will think that
This kind of behavior is disrespectful, but it reminds me that the relationship between the Alliance and the Horadric tribe is so close.
Of course, there will definitely be some narrow-minded guys at this time who come up with the harem theory and condemn me bitterly in their hearts. If it were a little fox, I might feel guilty for a few times, but I am not afraid of Tia at all.
It's fair to say that the relationship between the two of us is pure and innocent. We would hold hands, Tia would give a naughty shout and hug her from behind, etc. It was also very pure, and we had no other thoughts.
After a round of warm applause, the scene quickly returned to calm. After all, this competition had the participation of the Alliance Grand Elder, the Elf Queen and a certain harem man (hey, have you guys had enough...), so even if it doesn’t happen again,
When a Horadric princess popped up, the audience's tortured nerves had long been numb, and they appeared calm and calm.
However, they soon became surprised again.
Because of those strange ingredients that appeared on Dia's kitchen counter.
No, or strange is more appropriate.
Look at this thing that is fleshy, soft, fat, white, and still squirming.
I believe most people in the camp don't know it because it is a unique creature in the desert kingdom, a sandworm larvae.
The sandworm larvae mentioned here are not the larvae of the hell monsters or sandworms often seen by adventurers in the Lugoin area, but the larvae of sandworms that have been entrenched in the desert for tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years.
They are native desert creatures with a family history several times longer. Their names are the same, but according to the definition of some foodies, the two can be distinguished completely.
One is edible and the other is not edible.
As for young sandworms, I have eaten them before. When I was a guest of the Horadric tribe and when I was training in the Western Kingdom of the First and Second Worlds, they can be said to be a specialty of the desert area. An adult sandworm is ten meters long on average.
They are long, as thick as a water tank, and can swallow a carriage if they open their mouths. They are famous for creating quicksand in the desert to hunt for prey.
Such a giant insect can give birth to tens of thousands of small larvae at a time. In the harsh desert, the chance that these larvae can survive and grow into adults is less than one in tens of thousands. Therefore, many desert residents
After capturing these sandworm larvae, they will even leave some behind, raise them, and then return them to the desert to ensure the source of the larvae.
It’s not that no one has thought about keeping this kind of creature in captivity, but it’s not as good as keeping a lion or tiger in a cage. With the strength of adult sandworms and their flexibility under the sand... ordinary people really can’t afford to hurt them.
There was once a village where someone wanted to raise sandworms. As a result, the entire village became a quicksand area, and the beautiful village became a desert. Of course, the naked part of the village also became the delicacy of sandworms.
Therefore, apart from the powerful Horadric clan, there is really no one else who has the desire, the need, and the ability to raise sandworms in captivity. They have been trapped in the barren desert for thousands of years.
Sandworms are their main source of food.
Ahem, the topic seems to be a bit off topic. All in all, although it looks a bit disgusting, the taste of these sandworm larvae is really okay, and the methods are diverse.
As the host, facing most of the confused audience in the audience, of course we have to explain it. It is right to leave this task to Feini. As a wandering mage, she has a lot of useless knowledge in her mind.
It's amazing, you must have a deeper understanding of sandworms than I do. Secondly...the hosts these days are all about voice and appearance, otherwise why would everyone like beautiful anchors?
I want to be like a generation of singers...
When I came back to my senses, although the confusion about the sandworm larvae was solved, there were still some incomprehensible ingredients on it. If nothing else, let’s talk about this thing - tree bark.
This will not fool the people in the camp. You said that I have never seen sandworms. This is normal, but you still want to use tree bark to fool. You just don’t care about the intelligence of our camp people. The endless grass next to the grassland
The misty forest is not just for fun. In the past hard times, many people ate the bark.
If you say that a poor man gets some tree bark to eat, it may be fair, but a majestic princess of the Horadric tribe... it really makes people cry.
"Let me tell you! You idiot! Do you want Artoria and Grandma Akara to eat?" I leaned close to Dia's ear and said angrily, wishing to remove the white and round little earlobes in front of me.
Become a grown man.
"This is wrong, Fanfan."
Tia waved her slender index finger towards me with a serious look on her face.
"Such words are so disrespectful. In the desert, these sandworm larvae, these barks, these nuts, and leaves are all our saviors of the Horadric tribe. I would like to express my gratitude to our tribe's saviors."
Special, dedicated to Grandma Akara and Sister Alto to taste."
"I'm sorry, but...is this really okay?"
Realizing that I had said something that was too much, I gave Tia a very apologetic expression.
"No problem, just leave it to me."
Tia patted her plump and attractive chest and assured me forcefully.
"Let me believe you for once..."
I muttered, indeed, although I was running around and couldn't settle down for a moment, it was no different from the little girl, but in the memories related to Tia, there seemed to be no unreliable things about her. This girl
, she is as simple as she is, and as naughty as she is, but she has a very delicate mind, and she is also very smart, considerate, and kind. She is a reassuring little princess.
And now I have a little doubt, is this girl Tia...a bit naturally dark?
"By the way, Tia, let me ask you something..."
Although talking about personal topics at this time seems to be suspected of self-interest, but this question has been holding in my heart since yesterday. It is itching and I can't bear to ask it again after the game is over.
"Why did you keep avoiding me yesterday? Did I do something bad?"
Staring into Tia's bright eyes, I lowered my voice and asked in one breath.
"this……"
Tia was startled, but she seemed to have expected that I would ask this question sooner or later. The expression on her face was a bit complicated, her eyes were evasive, and she did not dare to look directly at me.
"This...that...Fanfan...the night before yesterday...that...is everything okay?"
With her two white index fingers constantly intertwined, Tia showed a very rare and coy gesture, lowering her head, like a child who had done something wrong?
"The night before yesterday?"
I tilted my head and activated the legendary level 586 brain to recall. If I remember correctly the night before yesterday, I opened a couple's room with the pornographic maid in a small hotel. I was very happy to spend the whole night doing magic healing. Although because of
I didn't feel much of it when I was drunk. It felt like I was being pushed back by Jeluka in a daze.
From now on, I might as well change her nickname to the maid who is shameless, contraceptive pill, pornographic joke, coward, and bully.
To be continued...