Chapter 1493 Little King Arthur's Kiss(1/2)
Chapter 1,493 The Kiss of Little King Arthur
Nothing, nothing, no matter what you do...do anything?
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, I felt very manly and could not help but think in that direction.
As a result, thoughts were running through her mind, and she might have smiled strangely unconsciously. In the end, she didn't even know how Amrudina woke up and how she left.
I wiped the possible saliva from the corner of my mouth. After I woke up, I looked around. Only little King Arthur was staring at me blankly, tilting his head, sucking his fingers, looking cute as if he was thinking about something.
Looks like it exploded.
Then the little guy seemed to have thought of something, and with a click, he jumped up to my shoulder, stood on tiptoes, stretched out his little hand hard, and started to stroke my head gently.
I said to my guest, what kind of trouble are you trying to make? Are you stroking the dog's head and smiling without saying a word?
It seemed that he didn't notice my strange expression, and the little king was still touching it feeling good about himself. He touched out musical notes with one touch, red hearts with the second touch, sheared sheep, laid eggs, and produced milk.
"Humph, how are you? The mount must be very comfortable." After touching it for a while, little King Arthur felt satisfied.
"Well..." Who can tell me how I should answer?
"So hurry up, hurry up and say it like Amrudina
That’s the case.”
No, no, no, Amrudina doesn’t have that
Character.
After hearing this, I finally understood the purpose of the little guy's strange behavior. It turned out that he wanted to imitate what I did with Mrudina just now, touch his head, and then easily tame the other person.
Huh, that's too naive, the pattern is really broken.
The so-called people show their charm because they have different personalities and abilities. They have things they can do and things they cannot do, so they must come together to form a so-called relationship.
I raised my head like a lyric poet, stretched out my right hand high, and spread my fingers, letting the sunlight coming from the window pass through between my fingers and reflect into my sentimental pupils.
In other words, not everyone has a pair of sun hands like mine, which can make British bread, German bread, dark bread other than French bread...
Hey, wait a minute, it seems like I'm completely off topic from where I started. What I just said doesn't count. Let's start again.
In other words, not everyone has a pair of hands like mine that can pick up girls with just a touch.
I gave little King Arthur a contemptuous look, and I pulled her off my shoulders and told her not to waste her efforts. If you don’t have the Hand of the Sun, you can use the Sun’s Gauntlet instead. If you don’t have the Hand of Picking Up Girls, you can just be a lv80 magician.
Go ahead.
The little guy in my arms looked depressed, but quickly cheered up again and hummed a strange little tune (all the lyrics sounded to me composed of da da da da). It seemed that she was very happy.
She likes challenging things, and the biggest challenge before her, besides creating a Utopia and resurrecting her companions, is to tame me and make me obedient.
"Starting from today, I have changed my view on stupid mounts. I have changed my view." Suddenly, little King Arthur stopped humming and said this.
"Oh?" I responded in surprise. However, I never expect to get compliments from the little guy. It's probably just to hurt my change, so I thought.
"Idiot mount, you have the qualifications to be a good man, you have the qualifications to be a good man."
"Huh?" This time, I was really surprised. It was rare. This should be regarded as a compliment, right?
"The stupid mount has a bad brain and has a sharp mouth."
I:"……"
I had just gotten excited, but it immediately hurt me again. My brain was not working properly, and I could recite the multiplication tables fluently.
"An arrogant mouth, a sober mouth."
The little guy's words are getting more and more incomprehensible. Is it because Amrudina and I had feelings just now, saying that I have a mouth that can deceive people?
Well...how should I explain this? Even if I tell the truth and tell the little guy that in the original world, there was such a thing as the Internet, I won't be able to explain it for a while.
In the original world, through the Internet, a person could come into contact with the thoughts, concepts, and personalities of tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of people just by sitting in front of a computer. And the thoughts, concepts, and personalities of these people were also exposed to other data through constant contact.
Thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of people, are compiled together. In other words, as long as there is an Internet, you can almost know all the life styles of the entire world.
And in the dark world, even if a traveler spends his whole life traveling and walking through cities and villages, the number of people he can really come into contact with will probably not exceed millions, and these millions of people,
The vast majority of them are people who have never left their birthplace, have limited knowledge, and have extremely simple personalities.
Therefore, a very interesting phenomenon has emerged. In this simple world, sometimes even extremely evil people are simple in their evil. After all, it is knowledge and experience, especially experience, that determine a person's character.
When thinking about how to act, maturity does not mean that human nature will necessarily become complicated, as long as you are responsible and have the courage to face everything.
So, if I have to be honest, taking into account all the messy, useless, useless, and even harmful knowledge, the most knowledgeable person in the Dark Continent should probably be me.
Of course, except for Princess Sanwu and Aleus, you won't find it strange if you think about only one such person among a billion people.
"Aren't you afraid that I will abduct Amrudina? She is a general of your Elf clan, and I am from the Alliance." I couldn't help laughing when I saw little King Arthur shaking his head in an extremely old-fashioned way.
"That's why it's an idiot's mount." Little King Arthur glanced at me sideways from the corner of his eye.
"Nai Ke is a man who wants to be the king of the world. There is no alliance or elven clan. Just let Ben Ang conquer them all."
"..." That's exactly what he said.
"Besides, talking about Amrudina, why don't you think about the fact that Arturia, who is a female aunt, is now abducted by her?"
"..." Alas? Is this happening? Arturia was abducted by me?
"So come on, idiot mount, continue to conquer more outstanding people and become the greatest Angda in the world."
After a pause, the little king added: "The greatest Angda in the world under Ben Ang."
Thank you for remembering that you were once the greatest king in the world. What do I think now? Are you heading towards becoming the greatest cute king in the world?
I was about to burst out laughing inside, but I kept nodding my head.
"Still... there's more." Little King Arthur suddenly started to squirm.
"What's wrong?"
"That...that...that." The little guy now seemed to have wet the bed and didn't want to be discovered. His expression was hiding and hiding to the extreme.
"You have to say what you want to say." It was rare to see the little guy with such a coy and shy expression, and I couldn't wait any longer.
Then there was a flash of white light and a sword hit his forehead.
"What did I do wrong again? Why did I do it for no reason..."
Holding his forehead that was bleeding, before he could finish his words, he felt the little King Arthur in his arms suddenly jump up onto his shoulders, and then, there was a gentle warmth on his cheeks.
It feels like a soft cotton swab with warm water gently swiping across the cheek.
Before I could react, there was a heavy blow on my head and the little guy had already jumped on it.
Just now...
I touched my cheek in disbelief, which still had a slight itchiness, and stretched out my hands to take the little guy down and ask him a question.
Unexpectedly, little King Arthur rejected my hand and hug for the first time, and swatted my hand away neatly, as if to say, Ben Ang will sit here and don't go anywhere.
"This is... this is my reward." Little King Arthur stammered an explanation from above.
"Thanks to the mount, I helped Ben Ang deal with the black dragon Elias. Ben Ang's personal affairs obviously affected everyone. If it weren't for the mount, even the elves might have suffered a huge disaster."
It turns out that the sudden change of the situation made me forget the cause of this incident. Looking back, I realized that the beginning of the whole incident was really caused by the unusual and weird behavior of little King Arthur.
"It's only natural for a mount to help its owner solve problems." Impressed by the little guy's honesty and cuteness, with clear rewards and punishments, I didn't deliberately make things difficult, but followed the words and said.
"This... this is of course a matter of course. The master's affairs are the mount's affairs. If the master is in trouble, of course the mount must help." Little King Arthur immediately became arrogant, but after a slight pause, he said honestly
.
"So, it is also natural for the master to reward the mount."
"Well, in that case, I will accept this reward without ceremony." From the name alone, King Arthur's Kiss is a reward that you can be proud of for a lifetime.
"Humph, I'm grateful for accepting it, and I will serve Ben Ang well from now on for the rest of my life." Little King Arthur said with a high tone of voice, very proudly.
"The wind is a bit strong, let's come down." I pretended to be natural and stretched out my claws again.
The little guy seems to be slowly returning to normal. No matter what, he really wants to see her shy look just now. If she sits on top of her head, she won't be able to see anything.
"Long-sued, long-winded, long-winded, I'm not afraid of this." Unexpectedly, the little guy saw my intention decisively, slapped my hand away with three long-winded blows, and pulled it out delicately.
.
She seemed to be in a very high mood, and after a while, she hummed a tune on my head again.
Although they are all made of
The lyrics are composed with unclear meaning, but after listening to it, I can really hear the feeling.
"Teach me how to sing this song." My soul of the God of Song finally awakened again today after a long absence of more than half a year since God's birthday.
"Humph, you can't teach me."
I originally thought it was a small thing, but little King Arthur rejected me ruthlessly.
"Jeluka's little notebook says,
, even if faced with
,All
To be continued...