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"What, why haven't you left yet?"

I looked lazily at the little girl Beya who was still at home, and I felt bad. I had spent the whole afternoon tormenting this stupid elf princess. +◆

Originally, the dead dog was thrown at the fist of Beiya, and a melee broke out. It was still within control. Although he was surrounded by a girl and a dog, who was this Druid? He was the peak of the world's power.

For a strong person, even if he faces such a dilemma, he will just urinate and bleed from his nose(?).

But later, the dead dog probably jumped up and down and accidentally bumped into the raised fish tank, so Elijah decisively joined the battle. With powerful teammates, the situation was reversed and I gained the upper hand.

At this point, the melee was still within control. Just when Elijah and I joined forces and were advancing all the way, feeling like a revolutionary victory, the dead dog finally became restless, and it moved cautiously towards the side.

Crystal, who was watching the battle, gave a quick look and asked her to come over and help.

Crystal looked at me, then at the dead dog, and shook her head desperately, saying that no matter who she was, she couldn't afford to offend any of them. I would forget about it. As a breeder, this is a natural thing. If you dare to attack me, I will cut off your food.

What's going on with the dead dog? Why can't you afford to offend it? Give me an explanation, you fool, you're coaxing the crystal dragon!

Crystal is so timid. As a pet owner, I am really sorry for her misfortune. I am angry with her and glare at her fiercely. My eyes say "If you dare to take a step forward, I will train you into a crystal dog."

As a result, the poor and hateful Crystal seemed to be standing on a single-plank bridge. There was a wolf in front of her and a tiger behind her. At the same time, she stared fiercely at her, sending out a threatening look, making her look forward and backward, and she was in a dilemma.

As a result, this crystal dragon was old and weak after all. His heart was not strong enough to withstand it. Being pulled back and forth by the eyes of me and the dead dog, the last rational nerve was broken. In an instant, he burst out of his clothes and transformed into a crystal dragon with two eyes.

Turning in circles, it was like a bull charging towards the battlefield, like a multi-ton elephant, shouting that we are all good friends, stop fighting, and then rushed towards a group of ants.

Then... nothing happened. Fortunately, after several space expansions by old man Farah, this home finally managed to hold on to the transformation of Crystal's body without breaking. However, the things inside the home were not so lucky and were trampled on.

It was all in pieces and pieces, like ten thousand arrogant and unruly wild horses galloping past here.

However, the real disaster had just struck. At this time, Vilas, who had been out, happened to come back.

What happened next is too bloody for me to describe. I can only tell you that on that day, Crystal, the stupid dragon, finally saw the horror of Blackened Willas + Pan.

We were scolded too. Although Veras's gentle scolding was not very powerful, the accompanying negative effects were at the maximum level. Her tearful and accusing eyes glanced at us. There was no need to say anything, the guilt in my heart was

The feeling is already full.

The hall was in a mess. We originally wanted to help clean it up as atonement, but we were pushed out by Veras. For her, who has a full-level omnipotent housewife skill, our presence will only be a hindrance.

After this encounter, we all died down, like a wet powder keg that could no longer be ignited. Even if we pulled out a golden hair from the dead dog, it would just turn around and stare.

As for Crystal, she was made to stand with a water tank on her head. She was such a poor little thing. She was obviously involved by me and the dead dog. Fortunately, Vilas did not see this scene. Amitabha, God bless you.

It turns out that this stupid girl Beya, who is clearly one of the culprits...well, one of the culprits who started all this, is still shameless and shamelessly stays with me, unwilling to leave.

"Idiot Wu doesn't care where His Highness goes wherever he likes."

"This is my home."

"Your home is my home."

"..." These words are arrogant enough. Is your butt itchy again?

Beja and I glared at each other angrily, but we were discouraged when we thought about Vilas who was working so hard to clean up in the house. Let's forget it for today and make an appointment another day to fight again in the wild!

Beja was very restless, looking here and there. Sometimes she ran to the vegetable garden managed by Vilas, and sometimes she ran to tease and feed the sheep. Finally, her ADHD child finally discovered the crystal that was forced to stand, and she was curious.

The ones came closer.

I originally thought that Beiya would not like the crystal. There is only one reason, that is, the crystal was copied from the two bulging lumps of useless fat of the Saint Yue Xian Wolf, and it happened to be wearing a ** version of the Saint Yue Xian Wolf.

Textbook childlike face**.

Let me ask, how can such a being be pleasing to Beiya, who has always been very concerned about her size and breasts?

However, this time I guessed I was wrong.

This simple-minded elf princess probably just witnessed the transformation of Crystal with her own eyes, and has formed a deep impression in her mind that Crystal is a dragon, not a human or an elf.

Comparing chest size with a giant dragon? Aren't you too busy? Humans never compete with barbarians in terms of height, muscles, or breasts. Look at Qiaxi, who is considered very petite and exquisite among barbarians.

A pair of bulging footballs was enough to overwhelm Linya.

Well, of course, Qiaxi’s breasts are indeed a bit unconventionally large. Judging from my long-term observation of many barbarian women... Wait, did I hear someone shouting that there is a pervert here, Uncle Police? I misunderstood.

!I have no interest in barbarians at all. I am just conducting high-level research and observation on the average breast volume of female barbarians.

By the way, the members of the discussion group include Lal Santiaozi. Even if I go to jail, I have to bring the three of them with me, right?

Ahem, the topic is a bit off topic. In short, Beiya seems to be very unusual about the childlike attributes of crystal. Moreover, maybe it is not just the reason I just mentioned, but also some of her own insecurities.

There is an element of willingness to admit it.

For example, Crystal looks very much like the ** of sister Wu Fan whom she admires and yearns for... Damn it. You want me to admit such a fact, it's so inhumane!

"Hey." She walked closer to the standing crystal, suddenly turned around and called me rudely.

"What are you feeding me? Are you an elf princess or a street gangster?"

"Mom said that you have to have this attitude when dealing with guys like Stupid Wu, otherwise you will suffer losses. What is this called? When you meet people, speak human language, and when you see Stupid Wu, speak Stupid Wu language."

"Don't make it sound like your mother has seen me, and don't use common sayings!" I shuddered and suddenly felt a gust of wind entering my body. Was it an illusion?

"Anyway, I have a question to ask. Idiot Wu just needs to answer it obediently."

"The guy who asked the question is still so arrogant. Well, you ask, it depends on my mood whether I want to answer or not." I continued to sit on the chair. I picked up the juice on the folding table next to me and took a big sip.

Vacationing at the seaside is so pleasant.

"Crystal...is your biological daughter?"

"Puff——!!!" A mouthful of juice squirted out like a rainbow of colors.

"What nonsense are you talking about, you stupid elf girl!" I wiped my mouth and roared loudly.

"Because, doesn't Crystal look a lot like you? It's basically printed from the same mold." Girl Beiya seemed to be frightened by my majestic gaze, and her tone became weaker.

"Where does it look like? Where!?"

I pointed at my face and took a closer look. My ordinary face, and then look at Crystal's face copied from the Holy Moon Xianlang. It's not the same painting style at all, okay, and it's Fist of the North Star.

The difference between the blood of the Holy Demon!

"Don't pretend to be stupid, it's just that, that." Beya seemed a little embarrassed, avoiding my eyes, and said in a vague tone.

She held her forehead with a headache. Damn it, she really shouldn't have been allowed to see the appearance of the Saint Yue Xian Wolf. No, even if she hadn't been allowed to see it, she would have naturally imagined it towards Sister Wu Fan. So the most damn thing is still

With her unbridled delusions and traceless instant intelligence, she is clearly a stupid princess.

"You saw it just now, right? She is a dragon, a crystal dragon. Do you think I can give birth to a crystal dragon?" I pulled Beiya over and looked at the crystal, asking her to open her eyes and take a closer look.

The difference with crystal is no longer a matter of appearance, but a matter of species.

"Who knows if the erotic and hungry idiot Wu will attack a female dragon, or... be born to a male dragon... that... that..." Beiya's voice became smaller and smaller as she spoke.

The redder.

"I'll tear your rotten mouth apart!!!"

The moment I ran away, this damn girl ran away smartly.

Huchi, wheeze, it’s no longer possible. This misunderstanding must be solved. Otherwise, in this girl’s heart, I will either become a hungry beast that rapes the female dragon, or I will become a male dragon... Wuwuwu, who am I recruiting?

Who did you offend?

"Read it for yourself, you ignorant and ignorant princess!" After searching in the inventory, I threw a book into Beja's arms angrily.

What a clever person. I knew early on that the appearance of crystals would cause misunderstandings among many people, so I asked the maid to prepare an information book on crystal dragons for me early on, which came in handy.

At any rate, this stupid elf princess was just stupid, not illiterate. After flipping through the book carefully, she nodded her head and finally understood that the crystal dragon was such an alternative magical existence.

"I understand." Closing the book, Beiya took a deep breath. Once again, she refreshed her immature and stupid outlook on life. It's really gratifying. I wish your outlook on life will blossom and bear fruit soon, and your energy will flourish.

"However, Crystal is indeed an exception. She is your biological daughter, right."

"Why can you still say such things!" I almost fell down from the chair. Was it intentional? You were deliberately trying to make me angry, right?

"Because you see." Beja handed the book over and pointed to the last page.

At the end, there is a line of very small and familiar Juanxiu characters. It is easy to miss it if you are not paying attention. It says this.

Although the Crystal Dragon is a miraculous existence, the thing under His Royal Highness’s crotch is a miraculous existence that breaks through the sky and transcends magic. So no matter who he impregnates and what species he gives birth to, please don’t doubt that Crystal is still His Highness’ biological daughter. That’s right. Please don’t be fooled by this book.

Misled.

I misled your sister!

Throwing the book to the ground, I turned into Godzilla and climbed to the top of the Empire State Building, spitting fire and roaring into the sky, "Dirty maid, you die for me, I promise to get you pregnant, and let's see what you can give birth to!"

"Beiya." Turning around, I put my hands on Beiya's shoulders, bent down, put my face close to hers, eyes to eyes, less than half a foot away, and poured my most sincere eyes into her pupils.

"Beja, look into my eyes and tell me, do you believe me or do you believe that stupid maid?"

"Sister Jeluka." Beya made a choice without thinking.

There was a flash of white light, and I transformed into the Saint Moon Wolf, while the two of them kept their postures unchanged.

"Beja, look me in the eyes and tell me, do you believe me or do you believe that stupid maid?"

"Sister, you." Beiya's pretty face turned red, her eyes showed shyness, and she made another choice without thinking, and perfectly staged a brilliant scene.
To be continued...