After secretly scorning Phoenix, I returned to the tent, only to see a stunned scene - the little ghost was stuffing meat skewers into his mouth, three or two bites, and he didn't know that it was like Sakura

How could her beautiful petal-like mouth accommodate so much? Not only that, she also grabbed other meat skewers with her other hand and threw them to Xiaoxue, as if the boss was eating the meat and the younger was drinking the soup.

Princess Sanwu ate not too slowly, chewing in small bites, but the frequency was astonishingly high, like a chicken pecking at rice, and she was still making some little moves while eating. The thing that left me speechless the most was the dead one.

The dog, oh, that dead dog, actually dragged away all the meat skewers that I had worked so hard to grill, and hid in a corner alone and ate it calmly.

Roar, you actually ignored me, the head of the family, and they all died for me. I roared, rushed forward, grabbed the last few skewers of meat that survived, swallowed them in big mouthfuls, and then looked at the little ghost.

When she saw me looking over, she quickly bit the meat skewers into her mouth in two or three bites, her cheeks bulged up, her eyes were whimpering and she was speechless. She looked pitiful and cute at the same time.

Do you think this is safe? I smiled, hugged the little ghost's soft body, kissed her grease-covered mouth, and then rolled the meat inside bit by bit with my tongue.

Mixed with her cold and sweet body fluids, the taste becomes even more fragrant.

"Woo~~"

The little ghost with his mouth too busy had no choice but to watch the food in his mouth sink. Finally, he became worried and simply hugged my neck tightly with his backhand, stretched out his little tongue, and competed with me for his mouth.

There was not much food in the house, and a battle for delicious food began.

Haha, do you want to test whose tongue skills are better? You don’t want to see who I am? Let me tell you, little one, I am... I am...

Al? Why is there nothing in your mouth?

When I came back to my senses with pride, I found that there was nothing in my mouth except the little ghost's slippery and soft tongue that was still naughty and entangled with me. Could it be that I swallowed it unknowingly? No.

Ah! Looking at the smiling, contented silver eyes of the little ghost so close at hand, I suddenly realized that I had lost.

How can a human tongue be as soft and flexible as a ghost (unfounded), so there is no shame even if you lose, everyone must think so...

My stomach was still growling. I simply pushed the little ghost to the ground, pressed me on it, and kept kissing deeply...

If you can't eat meat, just eat the little one like you.

Oh, and there is also the unmanned Princess Sanwu. Is this a suitable program for children? I thought about it and thought that Princess Sanwu could openly recite H books on the street, but at this level, it is not suitable for children.

It's too childish for her. As long as she doesn't do it for real, there should be no problem.

So I relaxed and concentrated on teasing the little ghost under me. Of course, boundaries are necessary, not to mention that Princess Sanwu was beside me. Xiaoxue and dead dogs were also around. Even though they were just some animals, I didn't open up yet.

To "communicate" too deeply with the little ghosts in front of them.

After finally letting go of the little ghost, she was completely immersed in emotion at this moment. She looked at my beautiful silver eyes covered with a layer of mist, and her pretty face was full of charming spring.

I can't do it anymore. I'm going to get angry if I keep playing. I took a deep breath and calmed myself down. At this time, I have to transfer. Yes. It's transfer, transferring the sensuality to the appetite. From the little ghost who is already as soft as a bone.

He sat up, glanced sharply, and immediately discovered the dead dog hiding in the corner, feasting on his meal.

You little golden retriever, how dare you eat the crocodile meat that I worked so hard to roast...

At this time, my anger and appetite burst out at the same time. I rushed forward in three steps, grabbed the meat that had not been poisoned by it, and swallowed it in three mouthfuls.

"Ga-oh-ga-oh-"

Seeing that his food was being robbed, the dead dog's golden curly hair trembled, and its pair of rabbit ears stood up in anger.

Leona: Huh...huh...you have courage. As the first humble human to dare to snatch food from our dragon family, this princess admires your courage, so I will be merciful this time and leave you alone.

Corpse, hoho~~

Just as I was carefully chewing out the flavor of each piece of barbecue in my mouth, I suddenly felt a pain in my feet and stomach. I looked down and said, "Hey, this damn stupid dog has eaten so much barbecue from me. I just didn't ask it to settle the score. Now, that's all."

Instead, the bad guys complained first.

"Huh...huh...you have courage. As the first stupid dog who dared to bite my druid, Mr. Wu Fan, I admire your courage very much, so I will show mercy this time and treat you as a pair.

Tie your soft and long ears into a bow, hoho~~"

So, one person and one dog (dragon?), who had exactly the same way of thinking, started fighting in the corner...

"idiot……"

Moissa moved her lips slightly and applied the freshly ground powder to the grilled meat skewers.

"Oh, little Jasmine, did you do this specially for me? You still love me."

Holding the dead dog with its ears tied in a beautiful bow, looking like a doll princess, struggling constantly, I looked at the meat skewers in Moissa's hands with bright eyes.

"No." Princess Sanwu shook her head and walked out of the tent with the meat skewers.

Is it for Phoenix? I know that our little Jasmine is actually a kind-hearted child. However, as the owner, I am still a little disappointed when I give the meat skewers that I thought were meant for me to others.

After a while, Phoenix's grateful cheers came from outside, and then Princess Sanwu came back from outside the tent. Her face was still ruthless, but from some small movements, I could tell that she was in full-on dark mode.

Huh?

Sitting beside the campfire, Princess Sanwu picked up a small branch and slowly cut it off section by section, as if she was calculating something. When the last section was thrown to the ground, Phoenix's voice suddenly came from outside.

"Oh... Your Majesty... Your Majesty... please... please spank me harder... harder... harder. Oh... I was... stepped on... no... don't... don't

Like this...please don't stop...oh...(continuous moaning)"

"The time is just right, the test is perfect!" Princess Sanwu on the side recorded something indifferently.

"..."

I was too stupid and naive to think that she was a kind girl. Having said that, Phoenix's current hallucination world is also very interesting to me. If I can enter it, and if I have a dv, I wonder how much it can be sold for if I record it...

Xiaoxue's body was undoubtedly the best pillow and sheet. She curled up like a big fluffy cradle. When Phoenix's voice stopped, I lay in it happily, and the little ghost came closer.

"Xiaofan Xiaofan. I want to sleep with you too, okay? Meow~~" As she said that, she leaned on me and started acting coquettishly.

No, even if you act coquettishly like this, I... No. I should say, even if you don't act coquettishly, I can't resist your cute expression. Damn it, how can a stupid ghost look so cute? It's simply a foul.

"Aren't you going to put it back in the necklace? Where's the little mermaid?" I held her in my arms and kissed her, and the young couple pressed together warmly.

"She is sleeping. She can sleep better than me."

The little ghost curled up in my arms, murmured, and soon began to breathe evenly. Her cute sleeping appearance made it impossible for anyone to wake her up.

Speaking of this little mermaid, I am really convinced. She and the little ghost are a perfect match. Even the sleepiness is exactly the same. I should say that she can sleep better than the little ghost. 24 hours a day, she is there for at least 20 hours.

Sleeping, no wonder people rarely see mermaids. I think this should be a big reason.

But that's fine. Because I can't let her out when other people are around, and I'm also worried about whether she will get bored if she stays in the "fish tank" for a long time. She sleeps like this all day, which saves me some time.

A lot of worries.

Thinking like this, my eyes touched Princess Sanwu next to the bonfire. Just when I lay down, she spread out the quilt and lay down, sleeping alone. Her petite back looked so lonely and strangely pitiful.

At this moment, in my ghostly eyes, Princess Sanwu's body began to roll, rolling from the mat she was lying on to the ground, making a big circle around the bonfire, and then rolling onto Xiaoxue's bed.

Body, roll into my arms.

If she had already fallen asleep, she would be in such a strong sleeping posture! Holding her petite body that was leaning closely against her, I thought in a dumbfounded way...

The next day, when I walked out refreshed and stretched myself against the rising sun in the forest, a look of infinite resentment came directly from the branch of the tree opposite, making me shrink back.

Looking along the line of sight, in the tree opposite, in a simple shelter made of branches and leaves, Phoenix, who had been feasted by the hospitable mosquitoes in the forest, was staring at me like an old man with broken thoughts.

If there was a curse scarecrow in there, I'm afraid it would have been nailed down long ago.

Khan, you provoked them first, and what does it have to do with me? Don't take it out on me when you can't get angry at women, you bastard.

"Where's the ghost?"

Jumping down from the tree, seeing only Moissa walking out from behind me, Phoenix asked with some vigilance. After Princess Sanwu, the little ghost became the second girl to leave a shadow in his heart.

"She's back where she belongs."

"That's good, that's good." As if he was glad that a devil was gone, Phoenix gently lifted the bangs on his forehead very coquettishly, revealing a swollen face covered with mosquito bites.

After a simple breakfast and packing up the tent, the journey continued...

The place we are in now is called Spider Forest. Listening to this name, you may think that this place is full of horrible spiders. In fact, it is not the case. Although there are not those disgusting spiders, there are not many enough to give people such a name.

quantity.

This name is given because there are two most famous and disgusting caves in this forest, one is called Spider Nest and the other is called Spider Cave. As the name suggests, inside the cave is a sea of ​​spiders, with all kinds of spiders.

You can see spiders in it, including fist-sized, palm-sized, basin-sized, and even thigh-high giant spiders.

Then again, why are we given such similar names? Isn’t it difficult to distinguish lair and cave? Even if they are called Cave One and Cave Two, it’s easier to tell them apart, bastard!! (In the game

The mission was in the spider cave, but someone often ran into the nest and groped blindly, so he felt very resentful...)

In addition, walking straight along the Spider Forest is the huge wetland. There is nothing outstanding here, so just skip it. Then there is the Skinning Forest. It has such a weird name because there is a skinning cellar inside.

The name of the skinning cellar comes from the fact that the dwarfs in the cellar like to skin people. It has to be said that the dark people think in a relatively simple way when choosing names...

If you can pass through the Skinned Forest smoothly, you will see the ancient capital of Zakarum. It is the current ruins of Kurast before the invasion of hell forces, so it is also called ancient Kurast, in hell.

After the invasion, Zakarum was controlled by the dark forces, and the entire Kurast had to move to its current location for stability.

Of course, it doesn't mean that the entire primeval forest is just a few small places. What I just mentioned is all added up. It's just an area of ​​tens of thousands of times of this forest. It's just because adventurers rarely go to other places, so I didn't take it.

What's the name?

After the introduction of the place names, it is now time to introduce the situation of the forest. In the entire known primitive forest, there are two major forces entrenched. When you hear this, your first thought may be to Kurast, which means adventure.

The Alliance of Hunters should be one of the major forces. If you think so, you are totally wrong!

One of the forces that everyone can probably think of is the elves. They have lived here for generations, and their influence on the entire primeval forest is far beyond what we adventurers can match.

According to legend, the elves have three main professions. One is the wizard. A little different from us is that the elf wizards are not as good at fire magic as humans. Their fire magic is composed of part of the fire skill and part of the elf.

They are composed of unique plant skills of the tribe. In a certain respect, although their damage output is not as high as that of human mages, their unique plant skills make their combat more flexible and safer.

The second profession is my hometown - Druid. The difference from ours is the transformation system and the summoning system. They lack the clumsy bear transformation, multiple dexterous deer spirit transformations, and naturally have fewer attack skills.

A few were replaced by the unique skills of the elves, and the summoning earth spirit system was also replaced by other skills. Compared with us human druids, who is stronger and who is weaker has not yet been concluded.

I think everyone can guess the last profession. Yes, it is an archer, or a magic archer. Compared with the Amazon, this profession lacks the javelin skill and replaces it with the elven clan's characteristic sword-protection skills, bow and arrow.

The skills also seem to be different. Due to space limitations, Kane did not elaborate on this in the book.

As for whether we humans have hidden professions such as priests and monks, the elves also have hidden professions. This is not something we can know. It should be because humans and elves have always been at odds, although they have not gone to war.

We can see each other, but the elves don’t have a good attitude towards us. The grudges here can be traced back to before the invasion of hell forces, in the papal era when mankind was the most prosperous. I don’t know the specific content, but I have read too many novels about other worlds.

You can probably guess a thing or two - the elves moved here not only because they like the forest.

I only know so much information about the elves, and I heard some of the details from Phoenix. Next, of course, when Phoenix introduced us to another major force in the forest, I never thought of it, and I believe not many people can think of it.

A major force turned out to be the dwarves!

Yes, they are dwarves. Maybe everyone will have questions about why the weak dwarfs can replace the powerful Adventurer Alliance and become one of the two major forces in the forest. Regarding this point, Phoenix quickly solved our doubts.

——Their strength comes from their terrifying reproductive ability and adaptability.

Why humans have never been able to eradicate cockroaches and rats on earth is actually the same reason. There was once a saying that if the IQ of animals like cockroaches and rats could reach one-half of our humans, then the people who rule the earth would not be

They are humans, and the dwarfs are the highly intelligent versions of cockroaches and mice from another world, so it should not be difficult to imagine that they can occupy this place.

But if we follow this theory, then the dwarves should be able to rule the entire forest. Even the powerful elves will have to retreat in the face of their cockroach-like fecundity and vitality. This is true in theory, but in practice

Above, there are also many uneasy factors among the dwarves, and it is these factors that restrict them from dominating the entire forest.

The first factor is the tribal nature. Dwarves have a strong tribal concept. Although dwarves from different tribes will not start fighting immediately when they meet, it is difficult for them to integrate with each other, let alone cooperate to fight against the enemy.

The second factor is related to the forces of hell. Because of the strong fertility and vitality, the dwarfs have a strange relationship with each other. First of all, they are monsters projected by the dwarves of the third world. These projections are nothing.

IQ. Like all projections, they are hostile to any life. Secondly, they are dwarves who have been eroded by the power of darkness. Unlike projections, although they are crazy, they still maintain a certain IQ, so this type of

Monsters give adventurers a headache. The last type, of course, is the dwarfs native to the forest who have not been affected in any way. They maintain their original IQ, and some dwarf wizards even understand the common language of the continent.

These three different kinds of dwarfs form a unique relationship between the dwarf races. As soon as the three different dwarfs meet, there is nothing to say. Either you die or I live. If you don’t kill each other, you will never do it.

Forget it. This kind of mutual hatred has also greatly weakened the strength of the dwarves.

The third factor is to prevent the number of dwarves from overpopulating. But at the same time, it allows them to stand on an invincible point - a strong territorial concept. The dwarf tribe is very stubborn about its own territory and generally does not go out of its way to expand its territory.

, but because of the terrifying reproductive capacity, the tribe's population quickly fell into saturation. What should we do?

Fighting, they chose to kill each other, even relatives, and would not stop until about one-tenth of them were left. Although this behavior seriously weakened the strength of the tribe, the surviving dwarves

As they become stronger, their descendants will also become stronger, and then when the population is saturated, they will start a new round of fighting.

Because of the benefits gained from this kind of fighting, adventurers call their behavior transformation. Every time they transform, the strength of the dwarf tribe becomes stronger. After about ten transformations, the tribe will produce a leader. After a hundred transformations, the tribe will have a leader.

After 500 transformations, an elite will be born. After 500 transformations, a mini-boss will appear. After 2,000 transformations, a dwarf with demon king-level strength will appear. After 50,000 transformations, a dwarf with demon-level strength will appear.

Dwarfs (the demon king and demon god-level strength here refer to projections. If they were real, there would be no need to fight. The dwarfs would have dominated the world long ago and even went to hell).

However, so far, I have never heard of any adventurer encountering a dwarf tribe with demon king level strength, let alone a demon god level. In addition to the factors of fighting between the dwarves, the elves also played an important role.

They are very familiar with the entire forest, and they will always wipe out the dwarf tribes that are in the weak stage after their transformation one by one, and strangle the enemy in the cradle.

The character of the dwarves is cruel and murderous, which can be seen from the origin of the name of the skinning cellar, while the elves are kind and paranoid, and cannot tolerate a grain of sand in their eyes. In addition, there is no room for two tigers in the same mountain. The grievances between the two major forces in the forest,

The incompatibility between water and fire began as early as countless thousands of years ago.

What role do we adventurers play in it?

"Don't pay attention to us, we are not in the way. At most, we just want to see what the elves look like, kill a few insignificant dwarf tribes to level up, and then everyone goes their own way." This is Phoenix's version.

"You guys fight slowly, I'm just passing by to make soy sauce, and I'm watching and throwing a few pebbles." This is my version.

Of course, having said that, our adventurer alliance is naturally biased towards the elves. I have only heard of adventurers killing dwarves to level up, but I have never heard of any adventurers who dare to kill elves to level up. Although we are in a cold war with each other,

But there is still this subtle tacit understanding. After all, everyone has a common purpose, which is to drive the hell forces out of the Dark Continent.

"I heard that the elves often go to Kurastri to purchase necessities, but they are always hidden and mysterious, making it difficult to find." Phoenix blinked his mouth with a rather regretful look, and then added.

"I accidentally exposed myself. When I ran to take a look, I saw that they were all male elves, but they were more handsome than me. It was so unlucky!!"
Chapter completed!