Chapter 702 Sir, what is 3 [beep]?
As a half-swordsman, Sarah's intuition was still very sharp even though she was sleepy.
After my evil eyes glanced at her for a few times, she seemed to notice something. Her neatly long eyelashes twitched, and then she slowly opened them, revealing her beautiful, burning red eyes.
"Oooh~~"
Like all the little girls who get up in the morning, Sarah stretched out her lightly held hands like a graceful white swan, slowly raised her upper body, and raised her petite and cute breasts high, as if they were steaming.
It is slightly raised like a cooked steamed bun, dotted with round pink tips, exuding the unique sweet fragrance of a girl and the luster of youthful beauty.
Under the background of the morning light that shines through the curtains, the smooth, beautiful and flawless girl's body emits a faint holy light, which actually makes people feel like worshiping this beauty, but also wanting to desecrate this beauty.
, the contradictory feeling of being completely in one's own hands.
"Haha~~big brother~~morning~~"
Sarah rubbed her eyes and was still a little confused. She vaguely discovered my presence. While sitting in a lazy figure-eight posture, she rubbed her confused eyes with her hands in a cute gesture and sent me a sweet good morning.
greeting.
"Morning, my little angel."
I was so moved that I held Sarah in my arms, who didn't realize at all that I was showing off her cute and alluring amorous feelings, kissed her softly, rubbed her straight and smooth pink hair, and said softly.
"Uuhaha~~"
Sarah seemed very happy to be held in my arms. She squinted her eyes happily and rubbed it in my arms. When her consciousness gradually came to her senses, she realized something was wrong.
What's wrong? Isn't this nonsense? Both people are naked and hugging each other like this. If they are slightly conscious, they can feel it. Moreover, the physiological phenomena of men after getting up in the morning, coupled with Sarah's stimulation, if
It's sad to have no reaction at all.
It seemed that she was gradually remembering the scenes last night. Sarah's face gradually turned red. Even her chest, which was close to her, could feel the burning heat coming from her face. Finally, this cute little angel
He simply held me in his arms, holding my waist tightly with his two little hands, burying his pretty red face, like an ostrich.
However, this state did not last long. She soon discovered something, and suddenly said softly, a small hand slipped from my waist, touched both thighs, and then went to
I also touched my two slender and beautiful thighs, and finally, my little hand fell on the fifth delicate and smooth thigh.
“Ehhhhh——?!!”
Letting out a comical cry, Sarah jumped out of my arms with a swoosh, and her eyes fell on the owner of the fifth leg, the little ghost who was sleeping in a daze.
"Alice...when did Sister Alice..."
Sarah, who was still in shock, exhaled a breath, patted her young and lovely chest and asked.
"I don't know either. If this guy deliberately conceals his presence and lurks here, he's no worse than an assassin."
Shrugging my shoulders, I gave Sarah a helpless look. There was nothing more suitable for the profession of stealth than a ghost.
After I finished speaking, I couldn't help but pinch the cute little nose of the little saint. In return, she muttered dissatisfiedly in her sleep. My two little hands were habitually groping in front of me, and it seemed that I finally found my own.
The "pillow", that is, me, has disappeared, and I couldn't help but let out a soft cry. That lovely gesture that makes people's hearts beat. If Sarah hadn't been by the side, I would have become so "sexual" that I would have gently moved towards him.
It's pressed down on me...
Huh? Wait...
"Sister Alice, it's true, wuwu~~"
Sarah sighed helplessly at the little ghost's obsession, and at the same time looked at the other person with faint envy.
Sister Alice, who loved her eldest brother wholeheartedly, couldn't bear even the one night she had promised to her, so she ran over to her. There was only one eldest brother in the world. This kind of love is almost abnormal, and even
It can be described as terrifying, it is impossible for Sarah to do it herself.
"Why are you dazed?"
I held Sarah in my arms again and kissed her beautiful face.
"Sarah... I'm a little envious of Sister Alice."
Sarah murmured softly in response to my gentle kiss.
"There's nothing to envy. This idiot saint has no merit other than being annoying." I hummed.
"What do you mean, big brother, also like sister Alice's obsessiveness?"
Blinking her hazy and beautiful eyes, Sarah raised her head slightly and asked with her charming eyes filled with mist.
"..."
Unfortunately, she unknowingly said her true words. Fortunately, she didn't let this little ghost hear her. Otherwise, it would have made her proud for a while, and she would say things like "Xiaofan can't live without me" when she met everyone.
"Ahem, let's not talk about this. Your sister Alice is disobedient and actually sneaked over to harass me and baby Sarah's love nest. She deserves to be punished..."
She gently spit out Sarah's little tongue, which was constantly being teased by her own tongue, and her lips and tongue parted suddenly. A trace of silver water line exuding a lustful atmosphere was still connected to the corners of our lips, witnessing the tongue kiss just now.
intensity.
"of course……"
After whispering softly into the confused Sarah's ear, I pushed her down and pressed her down.
"Huh?"
Sarah was lying on her back on the bed, her eyes wide open, as if she hadn't understood yet.
"Hmm~~"
With a soft moan, Sarah and I became one again.
"Brother, no, sister Alice..."
Blinking her big misty eyes desperately, Sarah struggled weakly and said in a begging tone.
If there are only two of you and your eldest brother, it doesn't matter what happens to your eldest brother. Anyway, you have already done all the shameful things last night, but now Sister Alice is lying next to you. If she is discovered...
Whenever she thought of this, Sarah's whole body became tense and her body became more and more sensitive. Along with the pleasure of collapse, a strong urge to urinate welled up in her heart.
No way... Sarah... Sarah actually... became comfortable at this time... Sarah... is indeed just like sister Jasmine... a perverted girl... woo hoo... big brother... please enjoy it
Punishment for such a shameless Sarah...
After giving up her struggle, Sarah let go of her moans, and even the moans she had bitten her lips to hold back began to come out unscrupulously from her petite lips, which were as beautiful as cherry petals.
I didn't realize what Sarah was thinking. After feeling that she was completely relaxed and enjoying her body and mind, I focused part of my attention on the little ghost who was still sleeping as deeply as a pig.
Subtly, the little ghost's exposed slender legs were gently clamped, and the rhythm of his steady breathing began to change.
Puff——
I know you are a little saint, but you still don’t admit it.
Just when I was secretly proud, without any warning, this little saint suddenly opened her silver eyes, raised her upper body and sat up, looking down at me and Sarah.
Due to her position, Sarah, who was lying on her back, instantly noticed the changes in the little ghost. She screamed in surprise and completely woke up from the physical pleasure. She didn't know where the strength came from, and she suddenly struggled to get away, even her clothes.
Not even thinking about wearing it, he swooped out like a squirrel escaping in a hurry.
"Sa...Sarah——!!"
There was a scream from Vilas outside the door, followed by a loud bang that shattered the bowl.
Woohoo~~
The dream of threesomes is indeed far away.
A certain otaku sitting in an evil dream looked at the empty door and couldn't help crying.
"Xiaofan~~!!"
With a strong murderous intent, a clear and cold sound like the winter storm in Harrogath came from the side.
Turning around mechanically, he saw that the little ghost was straightening out his messy priest's robe one by one with an elegant aristocratic rhythm. In this way, he really looked like a saint.
After tidying up the simple priest's robe, she slowly raised her head and smiled at me like a lady, with two rows of teeth that were as neat and shiny as shells, with a flash of light.
"Wait a minute, little ghost, I have something to say..."
"Hmm~~? Xiaofan, do you have any last words?"
With a bright and holy smile like a saint, the little ghost asked softly, and moved his hips, approaching me who was shivering in the corner of the bed, approaching a few feet away. The petite figure suddenly enlarged,
It seemed to have taken the shape of a giant wolf and enveloped me.
Last...last words?
"Holy lady Alice, who is gentle, kind, beautiful and virtuous, well-educated, talented and beautiful, with an omniscient and omnipotent vision, please spare your little life, how about we all watch the stars together tonight?"
I uttered all the compliments that my poor brain could imagine, and then looked at the other person pitifully.
"Want to look at the stars? It's indeed a good idea."
The little ghost clasped his hands together, patted it gently, and whispered with great joy.
"Yes... yes, you think so too, right?" I nodded desperately as I felt interested.
"Yes, there needs to be one more star in the sky. It's really worth seeing."
"ha--?"
I didn't react for a moment. I raised my head blankly and looked at the little ghost that was approaching with a grin.
"Become a star, Xiaofan, you big bastard~~~!!!!!"
Then, from inside a small tent, a tragic wailing sound could be heard.
A moment later, the neatly dressed perpetrator, me, Sarah, and the little ghost were sitting obediently at the table, accepting the gentle glare from Willas sitting opposite.
“Sister Sarah is not wrong!!”
With one hand, she took Sarah, who was blushing with shame, and held her in her arms. Vilas comforted her softly.
As expected of Vilas, he easily divided our solid defense line.
Seeing that Sarah was already lying in Willas's arms like a kitten, the little ghost and I secretly looked at each other, communicated with our eyes, and pulled her head lower.
"grown ups!!"
Even the voice containing anger is full of intoxicating tenderness. However, if you underestimate the power of such scolding, you will definitely regret it for the rest of your life.
"Yes, it is."
Like a guard being called by the commander, I responded loudly.
"That... that... three... mountains...?"
Vilas asked stammeringly, obviously not yet able to adapt to her novel name, because when Vilas asked me why I did this just now, I was loyal to my man's desires and told her very honestly.
"Sir, I want to have a threesome."
Anyway, Willas didn’t know what it meant, hmm, that’s it.
"It's a threesome, sir." I reminded him kindly.
"Well, yes, threesome is wrong!!"
After waking up, Veras put one hand on her hips and pressed her slender upper body over with the other, pointed at me, and spoke to me in an angry tone full of spring breeze.
"Sir, what is threesome?"
After a pause, Vilas seemed to have finally discovered the key point, and couldn't help but humbly ask for advice.
"Don't bother with such a trivial matter, Chief Vilas, please continue, continue!"
I ignored everything else and spoke vaguely, trying to get away with it.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Princess Sanwu suddenly gently brought her head to Willas's ear and began to whisper.
I actually forgot that Princess Sanwu, a little spy who knows the inside story, is really going to be doomed this time——!!!!
Seeing that my work was about to fail, I looked up to the sky and howled sadly, hating the unfairness of the sky, the injustice of the earth, and my own carelessness for teaching Princess Sanwu too many things that she shouldn't have been taught.
Sure enough, after listening to the speech of Princess Sanwu, the little secretary and little spy, Vilas's face suddenly turned red like a prawn thrown into a frying pan, and her face suddenly turned red from the top of her head.
White smoke came out, and she held her forehead gently, her body trembling for a while.
Taking a deep breath, and another deep breath, although her face was still red and smoky, Vilas finally regained some clarity, lowered her head and murmured.
"I know...I know..."
Then, he slowly turned around and faced me with a gentle smile full of murderous intent. At some point, there was a shiny black pan in his hand.
"My lord [complete! Complete!] has no intention of introspecting at all!"
"Wait... wait, Vilas, listen to me..."
"Even if I fall into the boundless hell, even if I am regarded as a vicious wife by others, I will use these hands and this pan to personally save you from being lost. Ahhhhhh! God's punishment.
!!!!!!!!!”
"Bah————!"
A crisp metallic sound, accompanied by a scream, and a voice flying out of the tent, once again resounded over the entire Mage Guild.
God, please give me a strategy line to achieve the 3p condition!!
…
"Junior Brother Wu, what's wrong with your face?"
When I met Carlos on the way to the training ground, he pointed at my face and asked me with unmistakable schadenfreude.
"The hidden 3p plot strategy failed because I chose the wrong option." I stared lifelessly ahead and said in a numb voice.
"Can't you explain it in words I can understand?"
Carlos rolled his eyes, but he was not a person who liked gossip, so he did not continue to ask.
Then, at the entrance to the training ground, we met Seattle.
"Wahahahahaha——!!"
Sure enough, the first thing that came over was his idiot-like crazy laughter.
"I just heard that Junior Brother Wu is back, but I didn't expect to meet him here."
As he spoke, he used the unique barbarian buddy greeting method, vigorously slapped my shoulders, and drove my legs into the mud bit by bit.
"Brother Seattle, what are you going to do next?"
After finally getting rid of his warm greeting, I casually asked, "Seattle reached the peak of the pseudo-realm earlier than Carlos. Logically speaking, he should have the same problem as Carlos."
Sure enough, Seattle's answer was very concise. It would soon leave the camp with Carlos and go to the second world to hang out. If Akala hadn't been a stingy old fox, in order to save some money on the cost of teleporting the World Stone, he planned to
The two of them bundled up and set off together, and Seattle left a month or two earlier.
"By the way, where is the old drunk? I just came back, so I should show something." I laughed.
"Teacher Kasha? If I remember correctly, she should be there." Pointing to the depths of a small jungle on the side of the training ground, Seattlek said.
As I said before, in order to avoid Akala's spy, the old drunkard suddenly raised her original negative IQ to the level of a rabbit, which was filled with alcohol.
Within the intelligence bonus time, more than a dozen secret wine hiding places were illegally established in the camp.
The direction Seattle Lake is pointing now is one of the strongholds we know.
After whispering something in Carlos Seatik's ear, Carlos showed a helpless expression, while Seatik laughed amusingly, and the three of us quietly lurked towards the old drunkard's stronghold.
In her sleep, Kasha blinked her mouth and suddenly felt something approaching. She opened her eyes and immediately saw three shadows, red, blue and green, passing through her eyes, and then they stood in rows in front of her.
"I know, I know, you are the famous red, blue and green striped warriors, and then I will be shocked and cry bitterly when I see my three proud students become like this."
Rubbing my sleepy eyes, when I just took the pose, a stream of complaints came from the old drunkard.
"Too naive. The same moves are useless to me."
Seeing my movements frozen in mid-air, the old drunkard proudly dug his ears, put them to his mouth and blew on them, looking incomprehensible.
"..."
So, why do I always feel that the people around me are improving their ability to complain recently?
"Okay, okay, you guys should stop acting like idiots. Lord Benkasha's time is very precious."
Under the contemptuous gazes of the three of us, the old drunkard grinned, casually picked up the two long swords, and flew towards me and Carlos respectively.
Chapter completed!