Chapter 920 Messages from Seniors

"Be careful and pull back immediately if you see anything wrong."

I'm still a little worried, and I'm always watching the surroundings with suspicious eyes. Even if a big demon pops out of the sea of ​​molten water at the next moment, I won't be surprised.

"Wu, you are too suspicious."

Gaut murmured with a smile, jumped down the crack, and without any hesitation, raised the lid of the unlocked box with a big hand.

"Huh?"

He suddenly let out a scream.

His eyes quickly fell to the inside of the box. There was no treasure as imagined by Gott, but a pile of scattered scrolls and calligraphy.

There is no brilliance or demonic rewards, but it is unexpectedly ordinary.

"What are these?"

Gott took out the top scroll, unfolded it, and read it. The general meaning was this.

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, another adventurer named so-and-so launched this massive operation, gathering more than half of the elite (and idle) level adventure team in Harrogas to protect a self-proclaimed erudite.

Great scholars came here, trying to uncover the mystery of the altar deep in the Cave of Styx.

But it's a pity that the bastard mage who claimed to be a scholar was brought here, but he was proficient in magic circles instead of demonic writing. He couldn't understand the words on the inscription!!

As a result, the several adventure teams that had worked so hard to get here became angry, and the words on the scroll were full of thoughts of throwing this boastful mage into the sea of ​​molten metal.

But they were unwilling to leave like this. It happened that this great scholar was proficient in magic circles, so they created such a trap.

That's it……

I:"……"

Gott: "..."

"Gotte, cheer up."

I put away my weapon, jumped down the crack, and patted the shoulder of Gott, who was holding the scroll blankly, with two lines of tears pouring out of his eyes.

"Asshole, I'm fine, there's nothing wrong with me. Men, so-called men are animals that keep growing up and maturing in lies. Only in this way can we become upright men, you bastard!!"

Gott wailed and beat his chest, roaring to the sky.

"..."

Stop talking nonsense, a guy who grew up in that kind of environment will just become another liar in the future.

Seeing Gao Te's face bursting with tears, I still felt a trace of pity and did not say anything to continue to attack him.

However, even if I was deceived, I have to admire the mind of the rumor maker. He had a clear grasp of the adventurer's psychology and was able to pull off such a ridiculous prank.

First of all, create a rumor that is full of flaws. Don’t worry that no one will be fooled, because there are so many adventurers out there. The more you know that the rumor is false, the more you might want to know what is hidden in it.

What kind of deception.

This is the precise conclusion analyzed by this group of idle rumor makers based on their understanding of their own boredom.

Then, a magic circle was created here, and the opening conditions for four split-level gems of random types gave people a very casual and cheap feeling, and even more dismissive of the credibility of this rumor.

But precisely because there is only a need for four crack-level gems, it is definitely not a big price for those adventure teams who can get here. They have already come here in a hurry, and they will not care anymore.

Spend four crack-level gems to continue to expose this scam.

If four complete gems are needed, the adventurers will be in pain and go home in pain, but they will not lose their minds in pain. When they see that they have to pay such a high price, they will definitely turn around and leave immediately.

Then, after setting the four gems, just as the adventurers who were convinced that this was a prank thought, there was a commotion on the altar for a while, but nothing happened.

There is only one truth - this is really a scam. At this time, those idle adventurers probably pretended to have a deep expression that I have seen through your little trick, and then smiled and said nothing

When my balls hurt, I can find such a game that is so easy to play for a long time. I am satisfied and go back.

Just when this prank seemed to have come to an end and they were about to go back, at this time, the [Fake? Truth Comes] carefully planned by the master of the prank, which was the second earth-shattering scene that Gott and I saw, appeared.

!!

Under the strong contrast, those adventurers would unconsciously feel a sense of being denied, and then suddenly came to their minds like those I just said [Maybe the previous adventurers did not wait until the second time because of lack of patience.

The idea of ​​leaving as soon as the scene appeared, so in the end the pie fell on my head, even I can think of it, and they must also think of it. Everyone thinks that they are different, and everyone hopes that they

They are the protagonists, and they all have imagined that God might suddenly take care of them. Therefore, under this subtle psychology, they have a little bit of expectation for the rumors.

Finally...the treasure chest was opened, and just like Gott's expression just now, he had been tricked, truly tricked. This was a hidden and serial prank.

When I thought about the whole prank, even after being fooled for a while, I had to admire the adventurer who planned this prank. He was definitely a psychologist. If he didn't have such a deep grasp of people's subtle psychological changes, he would have never planned it.

There is such a series of traps.

"Let's see what the scroll at the back is."

Seeing Gott looking lost, I looked at the treasure box and changed the subject.

According to my guess, the following scrolls should be the last words of the victims... ahem, they are messages.

"Yes, let's take a look."

Gott wiped away the tears of a man called himself, and carefully placed the scroll in his hand next to him, leaving me speechless watching his every move.

I can guarantee that this orangutan is having some very deplorable thoughts in his mind right now, just like all the deceived adventurers in the past.

However, I can understand this mentality. Not to mention not wanting to be the last one to be fooled, it is a prank designed by such a spirit. If it is destroyed, I always feel a bit regretful, and I feel sorry for those guys who are idle and taking pains.

Sure enough, Gott and I, who would have such thoughts, are also the same kind of idle and miserable people...

Then, Gott opened the first message.

"I [beep] your uncle, a dead liar, curse you to be stabbed in the ass by Barr!"

Gott read the first one empathetically, put it down, took the second one, and kept reading.

"The trap designed by the seniors is really clever and fully grasps people's hearts. Even I was fooled. I admire it."

The third picture: "The guy above, give me a ball, you bastard, what kind of knowledge are you showing off? Take off your clothes and you are not a beast!"

The fourth picture: "Senior above, don't be angry. The guy above is probably the designer's vest. It's not worth being angry with such a person."

The fifth picture: "I am [Beep Beep Beep] from the [Beep Beep Beep Beep] elite adventure team, male, 63 years old, druid profession, with a sharp and handsome face, melancholy eyes and a cautious and generous personality. Now

I sincerely witness the marriage. If you idiots who come later are sincere, you can come to the [Beep Beep Beep] bar to find me. Our team has passed the Peak of Atre and will set off for the second world in one year at most.

Time is limited, so those who are interested should hurry up.”

"..."

After reading this, Gaut and I stared at each other for a moment before moving on to the next one.

"As a man with two wives, after seeing the speech of the senior above, I felt very stressed."

"Selling axes, the best golden ax of excellence, 70 enhanced damage, 70 points of accuracy, 20 strength, top quality attributes, the favorite of the barbarian profession, the stall is at the [Beep] number in the trade area, only those who have visited

The idiots here buy, the price is negotiable, first come first served, so hurry up if you want to buy.”

"[Beep beep beep] The adventure team is here for a visit."

"..."

The nth picture: "From this experience of being deceived, as well as the messages from many seniors in the box, after rigorous analysis, I am worried about the future of the Adventurers Alliance. In my opinion, the Adventurers Alliance exists as follows:

The shortcomings are: first, there are too many idle adventurers; second, lack of practical analytical ability; third, lack of independent innovation ability; fourth, lack of love for others, fifth...(

The following is omitted)”

n+1 pictures: "The Analyst Emperor suddenly appears!"

n+2 pictures: "But they are all farts!"

n+3 pictures: "The senior above is a fool, and the junior below is a fool."

n+4 pictures: "You are the fool, and your whole family is fools."

n+5 pictures: "Stop talking, we are all idiots."

n+6 pictures: "I passed by to watch the fun, the seniors are really interesting, there are all kinds of people."

n+7 photos: "I'm so lucky. The Styx Witch bought a pair of flat golden greaves. It was a worthwhile trip."

"..."

No. nn: “It’s so boring.”

nn+1 picture: "Seniors above, they come here just because they are bored."

nn+2 photos: "It's so lonely."

"..."

As we looked at it, both Gao Te and I burst into tears.

"There are only the last two left, do you still want to read them?"

It seemed that he felt the loneliness, emptiness and pain in his balls from these messages. Gao Te clutched his chest in pain and gasped for air, like a bloody warrior who was about to fall. He showed determination.

look.

"Of course you have to watch it, you have persevered, of course you can't give up halfway, this is what a man is!!!"

With such an angry roar, he picked up the penultimate scroll at lightning speed, widened his eyes, rubbed his nose to the top, suddenly opened the scroll in front of him, and read it word for word.

"Don't touch it, this is the toilet paper I just checked my butt!!"

The atmosphere suddenly solidified. After a moment, two lines of tears burst out of Gott's eyes again. He stiffly pulled the scroll away from his nose and looked at the quality of the scroll. Indeed, although it was placed at the end, this scroll

But it is more yellow than any of the previous ones, and this yellowing is not uniform, but concentrated in a large area in the center. I don’t know if it is an illusion, but I can still vaguely smell a suspicious smell emanating from it.

.

Gott looked at me with tears in his eyes, and found that I had run a hundred meters away, and warned him with vigilant eyes not to come closer. The two lines of tears on his face suddenly became wider.

"ok, I get it."

He silently put away the yellowed suspicious scroll, then came to the edge of the altar, put his two hands into the hot molten liquid that could make ordinary people's bodies evaporate instantly, and then picked up a handful of molten liquid to wash his face. If

If this is a game, during this process, I can definitely see a series of scarlet [-xx] letters on Gott’s head.

"That's all right."

After washing it carefully, he kept applying cold water to his hands and face while squealing, and looked at me eagerly.

"Ha...ah haha, of course there is no problem. Aren't we good brothers? How could we care about such a trivial matter?"

I forced a smile dryly. After all, I have accomplished this. If I continue to alienate this orangutan, I wonder if he will jump directly into the sea of ​​lava out of loneliness.

Because we had learned from the past, we were extra careful when dealing with the last one. We looked at each other and nodded in unison. I casually took out a long whiteboard dagger that had just exploded in the monster corridor and handed it to Gott.

He held the dagger, carefully opened the scroll, and read the message on the last scroll.

"Hahahahaha, you fools behind me, please remember this. My name is Oscar, and I am the great barbarian warrior who will save you and the entire Dark Continent in the future. Hahahahahaha!!!"

After a pause, there seemed to be words below, and Gaut continued to read.

“Note: I didn’t touch that shit-sticky scroll, absolutely not, bastard!!!”

"..."

Hello fool Oscar, goodbye fool Oscar.

"It's finally over."

After reading the long message on the scroll, Gott and I both exhaled a sigh of relief, feeling both tired and relieved.

It turns out that in this world, the number of our partners, those idiots, is so huge. The message in this box is simply describing to us a scene of a mighty army of idiots.

We are not alone in this world...

Okay, I'm done complaining about myself here. Next, let's think about what we should leave behind for our cute idiots.

I casually took out a blank scroll and unfolded it. I touched my chin, played with the quill in my hand, and began to think deeply.

Then, there was a tinkling sound in my ears.

When I looked up, I immediately strangled myself.

Gott, the stupid orangutan, had already lifted up the treasure box in the pit at some point, then took out a shovel and kept digging down.

"Stop it, do you want to dig through this place? What are you doing?!!"

I couldn't stand this stupid orangutan, so I couldn't help but yell loudly.

"Hmm."

As if he had been waiting for my words, as soon as I made a sound, he immediately raised his head, proudly touched the tip of his nose with his thumb, supported his body with a shovel, and proudly handed me a scroll.

It reads: Cute idiot orangutan descendants, this orangutan knight has left you a rich treasure, which is under the box. Come on, quickly use your shovel and dig out the treasure.

"..."

I have to say, there is indeed some creativity. The question is what exactly does he want to bury here?

When I asked this question, Gott said matter-of-factly.

"Of course it's a treasure. I've already talked about treasures. Let me take a look. Put some complete gems, and put a few pieces of golden equipment that have been replaced and are no longer needed. This way it can be considered rich."

He said this while rummaging through his inventory.

"Are you stupid?!!"

I picked up a small stone from the ground and hit the stupid orangutan on the head.

"What is the purpose of us leaving the scroll? Think about it carefully. The descendants who came after you dug up the treasures you left and left with smiles on their faces. Don't you feel jealous and unwilling in your heart? We were obviously deceived.

It's so miserable, why can they come back with a full load? Isn't this the opposite of the purpose of leaving a message for us?"

"makes sense."

Gott thought for a moment and nodded.

"I know, indeed, how can we let the guys who came later leave happily? The regret in our hearts at the moment will stay here and let those idiots experience it, hehehehehe!!!"

Gott finally came back to his senses, grimaced, and let out a sinister laugh.

"So, I'll dig the hole deeper."

No matter how deep you dig, there's no point, you bastard!! You don't understand at all, you bastard!!

"Ding!"

I'm desperate, I'm completely desperate for this orangutan's IQ! I can't waste time paying attention to his stupid behavior, I'd better do it alone - just when I was thinking this, suddenly, there was a sound from Gott
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