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019. Hard licking, no shame

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The whole restaurant was quiet, just looking at Li Zhen standing there with his arms crossed, pretending to be holding two heads in his hands.

At the same time, he narrowed his eyes and looked sideways.

It was as if he was looking up and down at something.

Now all the people who had heard of it yesterday were here, and the wine shop was full, with a few tables of strangers.

Everyone was silent.

Just listen to Li Zhen say:

"This master is just looking there. Little Liba'er, he doesn't know anything... Think about it, where are the two big white legs in the house~... Master, grandma, how about painting a road? It's for money."

Ah~"

"He half-stretched his head and put two buckets on his shoulders. Oops... they're not even enough for him to grind."

"And the master looked at him, then looked left and right at the two heads in his hands. After thinking about it... hmm!"

Nodding heavily.

In the eyes of everyone, Li Zhen made a move that made the two heads fall down:

"Let's go! Bang!... Put the two heads into the bucket. Then, he slapped Xiao Liba'er on the back and shouted: Hi! What are you doing! This little Liba'er is...

When I heard someone behind me, I was scared out of my wits. I ran out in a hurry, shouting: Hey, hey, I'm the one delivering water. Ask Hua Dao'er to stop painting and give him money. It's not that I didn't see, I'm the one delivering water...

While shouting, he ran away. As he ran, he ran directly to the water shop... Huh~~~"

With a loud gasp, he wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve:

"I turned around and took a look to make sure no one was chasing me. Then I wiped my sweat and stacked the two buckets haphazardly, feeling relieved..."

"Just wait a moment..."

Just as Li Zhen finished speaking, Lord Hu Qiu spoke again.

Still couldn't identify the gender, but the tone was full of doubts:

"Isn't this little Liba a fool? Two human heads weigh about four kilograms. If ordinary wooden barrels hold water, it only weighs about ten kilograms. How could he not know that he was carrying two heads?"

Did Li Zhenxin say that this person is here to cause trouble?

Why are you so serious?

In other words, I don’t want to continue listening to cross talk or storytelling.

It's too troublesome for the audience to take it seriously.

Originally, he was not going to answer.

But at this time, I saw that after he finished speaking, everyone in the room nodded...especially the group of border soldiers.

Although this group of people usually defends the city, this place is located in a bitter cold land in the northwest. There are often some people who can't survive and take over the mountain to become kings and gather people as bandits. Although there are several surrounding counties and counties, they don't do it every year.

But as long as the years are bad, there will be a wave of bandits.

These are not new recruits who have never seen a dead person before.

Many heads had been chopped off on the battlefield, so I knew how heavy they were.

According to their thoughts, although this head is not heavy, it can still be felt, right?

The audience is confused.

Very normal.

The key to the book "The Case of the Nine Heads" is that the audience's doubts are accumulated little by little, and the complicated cases are intertwined, and finally lead to a stunning plot.

The Liangzi and Tuozi of this book are all about this kind of doubt.

But if you have doubts about whether the theory in the book and reality you mentioned is worthy of scrutiny, then if you don't explain it clearly, it means that this storyteller is not good enough.

Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Li Zhen didn't panic.

If he dares to say this, he must have his own logic.

So he nodded and praised Master Huqiu again:

"Hey, sir, you are really thoughtful and perceptive. I admire you very much. However, although your words are applicable to most situations, they are definitely not suitable for this moment."

"Oh? What's the explanation?"

"If you dare, please explain it to your lords and those who are doing it."

Li Zhen said with a smile:

"First of all, this is very logical. Why? The reason is very simple. Ladies and gentlemen, before the person behind Xiao Liba's head was released, what was this little Liba doing?"

"...Doing that villain thing!"

Master Huqiu answered on behalf of everyone.

Li Zhen nodded:

"Yes, then do you think he is afraid? Afraid of being discovered."

"this……"

Master Huqiu hesitated for a moment and nodded:

"This is natural, otherwise I wouldn't dare to just poke my head in."

"Look, he was also scared, and when the person behind him was putting on the head, he put on the head first, and then immediately patted Xiao Liba's back, right?"

"right."

"Look, if I were Xiao Liba'er."

Li Zhen said and made a gesture of probing:

"I'm looking at those two big white legs inside~"

When he said this, he looked wretched and did not look like a Taoist priest.

Provoking bursts of laughter:

"Hahahaha~"

"While I was watching, I was scared at the same time. But you want to say that I was not afraid and looked at it openly. At this time, someone suddenly threw two heads into my bucket. I must have pulled my head back first."

As he spoke, he made a head-turning movement.

Asked the air next to him:

"What are you doing?"

Then he squints his eyes and lowers his head. Through this action language, others will know at a glance that this "little Libaer" is looking at the bucket.

Immediately afterwards, the lowering of the head turned into a raising of the head:

"Uncle, what are you doing? You want me to take these two heads to the Yamen? Is the Yamen here to paint Taoist figures? Or do you want to give them money?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone in the room laughed.

Li Zhen also smiled and waved his hands:

"This won't work. But, someone suddenly put two heads in my bucket and slapped me! Hi! What did you do?! If I were a normal person and I was doing something wrong, what would be the first thing I do?

? He must have run away. Who knows if this old man will beat me up if he catches me? I will let you draw a line, it is not worth the beating... As we just said, go out in a panic.

When we got to the water shop, we looked back to see if anyone was chasing us. What does that mean? It means that Xiao Liba'er was guilty. Good guy, he was guilty and ran all the way out of breath. Don't say anything.

There is a head in the bucket, and you may not be able to feel it even if you put two rocks in it. Do you understand?"

"..."

The whole room suddenly realized.

As Li Zhen thought about it carefully...

Huh? If I'm peeking at someone sleeping, and the person behind me slaps me on the back...can I run away?

Nonsense! Don’t run?

Why don't you run and wait to be beaten?

For a time, they all showed signs of understanding.

Even Uncle Hu Qiu's pocket shook slightly, obviously agreeing with Li Zhen's statement.

At this time, Li Zhen said again:

"But you are still wise. I didn't explain it clearly just because it was a small way. Don't blame me."

lick.

Just lick hard.

This person is not an ordinary person in terms of dress. He will be rewarded with more money later...

Isn’t everything worth it?

And after hearing this, as expected, Master Huqiu picked up the cup again.
Chapter completed!
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