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005. Maitreya Buddha

"Everyone, I don't know if you heard it or not. Does Mr. Jia have bad eyesight? Of course not. On the contrary, he is thinking about life. As soon as he walked out the door, he saw Ma San'er and glanced at her from head to toe.

You know what's going on.

So what do you mean by saying this? In fact, it's just a different way of telling Ma San'er, let's kowtow to the ground and worship the brother who is the boss. But you have also made a fortune. If you borrow money or something, you are free of charge.

Open your mouth. Look, everyone, this is a very clever idea, isn’t it?

But do you think Ma San'er can tell whether he listens to it or not? You can. I also know that my brother is trying to save face for me, and he supports me when he talks. Look at me, I'm well-dressed and I've made a fortune. Borrowing money is a bit unjustifiable. It's nice.

Ah, that's it. When you are forced to do something, you can't even ask for face."

As he spoke, he was full of flattery, playing Ma San'er vividly:

"Oh, brother, I'm wearing only pieces of clothing... Ouch... Brother, I'm crying... Well... I'm here to beg you."

When he said this, he was hunched over and carrying his back, making him look shorter and extremely humble.

After finishing speaking, he quickly sat up straight and raised his head slightly.

He showed a condescending look.

The contrast between before and after was so great that the people in this room were stunned for a moment.

At the same time, the tone in these words is still affectionate, capturing the essence of "Boss Jia":

"Begging? Still begging me? What's wrong with you? Brother, tell me, who bullied you and where did they hit you? Brother, please stand up for you."

"Everyone, have you seen this? Boss Jia is still prevaricating here. He will not care about money for life and death. Whenever Ma San'er wants to save face, people have said so, and he can't speak again... However, people are forced to do this.

For my own sake, there’s nothing we can do about it. Just do it!”

As soon as he finished speaking, his face was filled with flattery again:

"Brother, I'm really at my wits' end right now. This, this... I'm short of money. I'm really at my wits' end~ Brother, look at this, there's no more or less, please give me some. I'll give this to you now.

The new year has passed. I...I...oh, if I had any idea, I wouldn't say this to you, brother~I...everyone."

He sat up straight again:

"The most difficult thing in the world is to borrow money. The two of us are friends and are good friends. When it comes to money... let's talk about it. If I lend you the money and you don't pay it back, it will hurt the friendship. But on your side

As soon as I opened my mouth, someone came directly from the other side: If I don't lend it, neither of us will be able to stand up, which will hurt our friendship and even hurt our face. As the saying goes, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water. When you have friendship with others, don't mention money."

Hearing this, everyone in the room nodded thoughtfully.

Some even looked at each other, and then nothing happened.

But starting from today, everyone seems to have a sense of the relationship between the two.

Storytelling is actually like this.

A three-foot-high platform cannot be said to educate people, but at least it encourages people to do good.

The two old men who were drinking tea and eating beans looked at each other... The old man who had been turning away from Li Zhen since he said dirty things turned around again.

"Uncle Jia, when he heard this: Hey, brother, you and I are close friends! We are friends! We are brothers! We are just like brothers. This is no big deal."

"Ma San'er immediately smiled when he heard this: Okay, then I'll thank you brother."

"Hey, let's see."

"...?"

Hearing this, everyone in the room was stunned.

See?

what are you looking?

"Did you not understand the meaning of this?"

Looking at everyone, Li Zhen smiled slightly:

"Everyone, this is the most cunning and absurd thing in the world. When people ask you to borrow money, do you want to borrow three hundred taels, five hundred taels, or ten cents and twenty cents... Do you want to borrow it or not? What?

You want to see it? What are you looking at? This mountain is shrouded in mist. As for Ma San'er, he doesn't understand it either. As for Boss Jia, he pinched Ma San'er's arm and said, "Brother, have you ever been to this Zhenwu Temple?"

"Ma San'er nodded: I've been here before."

"Hey, you don't know, right? This Zhenwu Temple was renovated some time ago. Many of the statues of the real gods inside were remade, and a lot of interesting things were added. Come on, I'll take you to see it. Let's go

Brothers, let’s swim together arm in arm!”

"Ma San'er said in his heart, how can I care about watching this? Just when he was about to say something, he saw Boss Jia waving: Come on, come on. Without saying anything, he pulled Ma San'er up the steps. Originally, Ma San'er

At the bottom of the steps. Being caught by Boss Jia, he came up in two steps. As soon as he came in, he entered the mountain gate, and on the left and right were General Heng Ha. Everyone, do you know what General Heng Ha is?"

Looking at the confused eyes of everyone...

Li Zhen knows that there are many ignorant people in this period. In addition, although Buddhism and Taoism have formed a system, some details have not been perfected. In order to maintain the mystery, ordinary people without any knowledge can't really tell what gods are.

What for.

So let me explain:

"Actually, the second general Humph is a Buddhist Vajra, responsible for guarding the mountain gate. Hey, I think you guests are a little confused. Isn't this the Zhenwu Temple? Why is the Buddhist Vajra guarding the gate? Don't worry, we will talk about this later.

. Let’s say that the first of the two humming generals is Zheng Lun, who can hum the white air from his nose to subdue enemies and capture demons, and the second is Chen Qi, who can speak the yellow air of haha ​​to capture enemies and defeat ghosts. To put it bluntly, if these two people bump into each other on the street

When he saw something weird and weird, Zheng Lun: Huh!, he stopped the person first. Where is Chen Qi? He said "Ha!", snatched the person's money bag and ran away. Look at what those bald donkeys are doing.

What the hell."

"Hahahahahahaha~"

Listen to the Taoist priest in front of you burying the Buddhists.

In fact, the beliefs of these two families don't matter to the people in front of them. But listening to the Taoist priests burying the monks, the excitement is so fun.

"Brother, are you looking at these two? What do you think?"

"...Oh, brother, I understand. Look at this statue, it looks so energetic. You can tell that he has made a fortune and is waiting here to lend money to others."

"Uncle Jia was happy when he heard this: Haha, brother, come on, come on, I'm telling you. Have you seen it? These two people don't even have a seat. They are just standing here. Secondly,

When you look at the person, what are you here for? When you hear that they are borrowing money? The one on the right: Huh??? The one on the left: Humph!!!"

He raised his head high, pointed his nostrils at others, and let out a "hum" sound of rejection.

"Brother, you..."

"Come on, brother, come in."

"Everyone, after walking through the first mountain gate, you will arrive in front of the temple. What is the first hall? Maitreya Hall! Have you seen it? Zhenwu Temple, the gatekeeper is General Hengha. The first hall is

This is Maitreya Buddha. Do you think this temple is good or not? How does it look like a place for monks to practice? Maitreya Buddha has a bald head, a big belly, bare chest, and a cloth bag in his hand. Boss Jia pointed: Brother, this

Do you know the Buddha?"

"We know each other, Maitreya Buddha, haha, a big belly can tolerate all the things in the world. When you open your mouth, you will laugh at the ridiculous people in the world. Oh, this is a pocket of money that you are holding back to borrow."

"Hahaha~"

There were bursts of laughter again in the room.

"Haha, brother, look, you have such a good attitude... I just want to ask, is it cold today?"

"cold."

"It's such a cold day. This grandson doesn't even have thick clothes, let alone thick clothes, and he doesn't even have a hat..."

"Hahahahahaha~"

Upon hearing that this Taoist priest called Maitreya Buddha grandson, the laughter in the room became even louder.

What kind of story is this...

It sounds so fun.

At this time, Li Zhen wiped the sweat from his head...
Chapter completed!
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