Chapter 0031 Old John's cheeky
Old John was defeated, but he was not downcast. He winked at Xu Xiaoyu and said, "Xu, I have to repair the machine now. Please help me."
Xu Xiaoyu originally planned to take advantage of the situation to persuade An Linna that he was a 'cow'. He said that if it was artificially raised rabbit meat in China, it didn't matter whether you eat it or not. No matter how you cook it, it would just have the same taste.
But now Jinshan Ranch has excellent environmental protection, the grass is fresh and juicy, and there is no doubt that the meat of wild rabbits is also of excellent quality!
Thinking about that wonderful braised rabbit dish and An Linna's nonsense reasons, how could Xu Xiaoyu be willing to give up?
Obtaining the hint from Old John's eyes, Xu Xiaoyu understood that he would definitely discuss with him how to defeat Anlina, so he said nothing more to Anlina and followed Old John to the special machine room of the ranch.
Old John looked outside the house and saw that An Linna had not followed, so he said to Xu Xiaoyu: "Xu, An Linna used to eat rabbit meat."
"Did Ning stop eating after Ning came?" Xu Xiaoyu guessed that it was indeed from that time that Old John and Anlina's true understanding of Chinese culture and love for Chinese food began.
"Xu, you are so smart." Old John praised him, and then said: "But there are other reasons. You know, when we Americans slaughter animals, we will cut off the obvious symbolic parts of the animals, such as claws.
Heads, ears, tails, almost all Americans do not eat these things... The reason why we do this is because most of us Americans are devout people of God..."
Hearing Old John say this, Xu Xiaoyu smiled disdainfully: You Americans don't eat parts of animals with obvious characteristics, which has nothing to do with belief in God! It's obvious that you Americans are deceiving yourself and others, engaging in self-psychological suggestion, and hinting to yourself
What we eat is not animal carcasses, we just eat pure meat!
Old John continued: "Anna is God's most devout people. She learned about the Chinese zodiac culture from Ning and knew that she was born in the year of rabbit, so she stopped eating rabbits, and at the same time, I was not allowed to eat them...
If everyone has her kind of ideology, and you say that we Americans can’t live without beef for a day, how can people like you who were born in the year of the Ox survive?”
"Haha, John, actually I am not an ox, I am a dragon! Chinese dragon!" Xu Xiaoyu said with a smile.
Old John was startled, then he had an epiphany and teased: "Oh, Xu, it turns out that you were born in the year of the Ox and were deliberately made up to squeeze out Anna. You are really bad!"
"John, you are a typical monk laughing at a bald donkey." Xu Xiaoyu rolled his eyes at Old John, and in turn teased him: "Who was originally born in the year of rat, but suddenly became a sheep?"
Old John rubbed his head, wondering why he had forgotten this, and smiled awkwardly: "Okay, my bad, let's get down to business...Xu, you don't know, in the past few years, you have seen the pasture become fat.
There are rabbits running all over the ground, but I can see them but not hit them, let alone eat them. I feel really uncomfortable!"
"I think you feel sick in your stomach and even worse in your mouth." Xu Xiaoyu unceremoniously exposed his hypocritical mask.
"Come on Xu, you are Chinese, have you forgotten how reserved you Chinese people are?" Once again, Old John blushed and rolled his eyes at Xu Xiaoyu.
"John, you are saying that only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps. In other words, you are only allowed to laugh at me, but I am not allowed to laugh at you. This is very unfair and unkind." Xu Xiaoyu said with a smile.
, this is also the usual style of American politics.
"Okay, okay, I lost to you." After a series of defeats, Old John knew that he was no match for Xu Xiaoyu in the battle of words. He decisively raised his hands and surrendered. Suddenly he lowered his voice and said: "Xu, you are a rabbit."
Meat, how does it taste?"
"How's it going? I'm sure you'll want to eat it again. The more you eat, the more you want to eat it." Xu Xiaoyu is confident. He has done very little rabbit meat, but cooking is like weapons and kung fu. He knows everything.
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"That's easy." Old John licked his lips, his eyes were shining, and he looked at Xu Xiaoyu expectantly: "I'm counting on you to see if I can eat rabbit meat in the future."
Xu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "What can you do?"
"This is actually very easy. I'll find a reason later and ask Anlina to go out with me. You can cook at home. Just go ahead and kill the rabbit you caught this morning." Old John
He has the character of a charlatan, with a sinister smile on his face, and his appearance is indescribably vulgar.
"Behead first and tell later? An Linna won't settle accounts with me, right?" Xu Xiaoyu expressed concern. If she gets into trouble with An Linna because of this matter, it will be a big deal.
"Of course not. You don't know how much Anlina likes you, and after all, she is still your disciple. How can she settle accounts with you for such a small matter?"
Old John patted his chest, his eyes rolled around, and he seemed to have thought of something, and said seriously: "Oh, but one thing is very important, that is, you must make the rabbit meat taste very delicious, and before eating it,
, don’t let her know that what she is eating is rabbit meat... When she likes it, or even becomes obsessed with the taste of rabbit meat, then everything will no longer be a problem.”
"John, what a brilliant plan you have! Your President of the United States is so stupid that he doesn't ask you to be the chief of staff. It's really a waste of talent." Xu Xiaoyu raised his thumbs and praised, but in his heart he was slandering: You old man is really a waste of talent.
He was unkind and pushed me into the line of fire, leaving me to bear the risk alone, while he himself sat back and enjoyed the gains!
"That's right." Old John stroked his gray beard and nodded seductively, actually accepting Xu Xiaoyu's big hat.
Xu Xiaoyu was speechless. Today he had officially experienced the shamelessness of the old man John.
After making a concerted decision, the two of them left the machine room.
It was still early, so Old John lured Anna into the car on the grounds that he had not bought her beautiful new clothes or shoes for a while, nor had he given her any beautiful jewelry.
"Xu, I'll thank you for the lunch meal today. See you at noon." Old John's romance made Anlina as shy and excited as a little girl. Sitting in the passenger seat, she waved goodbye to Xu Xiaoyu.
"Xu, let's go, BAY." The plan succeeded, and Old John winked at Xu Xiaoyu with a stern expression on his lips.
"John, what's wrong with your eyes?" Anna saw that there seemed to be something wrong with old John's eyes, and asked with confusion and concern.
"Oh, it's okay. It seems like a particle of dust got in, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable." Old John quickly rubbed his eyes in a pretentious manner. The car was on fire, he put it into gear and stepped on the accelerator to leave.
Anlina looked at him sideways, as if looking at an old liar. She suddenly said: "Wait a minute, I forgot to pick up something." Then she opened the car door, got out of the car, and walked into the house.
go.
"Xu, my mission has been successfully completed, but success or failure, the next step is to rely on, rely on, rely on, rely on..."
Seeing An Linna enter the room, Old John smiled even more arrogantly at Xu Xiaoyu. Suddenly, he seemed to have seen the most incredible thing in the world. His eyes widened and he leaned four times in a row, but nothing happened.
Chapter completed!