Chapter seven hundred and sixty unexpectedly good(1/2)
After a short commercial, the movie starts.
"It's begun, it's begun!"
"Shh, watch the movie and stop talking."
After a while of excitement, the chatter disappeared, and everyone began to watch the movie seriously.
Zhao Yan didn't want to watch "Kung Fu" in the first place, she just watched it with Li Yuan.
But I looked at it very seriously at the beginning.
Watching the boss of the Crocodile Gang causing trouble at the police station, he was punished by the Ax Gang after he left the house.
The scene changed to a scene of the Ax Gang dancing.
Zhao Yan felt particularly surprised for a moment. Isn't this the nonsensical style?
Funny dialogue and exaggerated acting style.
Only Tan Yue can display this style comfortably.
Since the nonsensical style first appeared in "The King of Comedy", the entertainment industry has also tried this kind of movie, but there is always an uncomfortable feeling when watching it.
Zhao Yan watched it unknowingly and felt that "Kung Fu" was becoming more and more interesting.
Another major feature of the movie "Kung Fu" is its music.
A good soundtrack can bring a huge bonus to the movie.
Each one is quite a classic.
Ah Xing, played by Zhou Can, comes to the Pig Cage Walled City in a tense dubbing, and extorts money as an Ax Gang.
With half of her butt exposed, Jiangbao said, "I'm not afraid. Even if one of me is killed, there will still be thousands of me."
When Axing saw the villagers surrounding him gathering around him, he said forcefully: "Are you the one who stands out? The eldest brother of the Ax Gang is taking a nap inside. Who is not afraid of death? Take a step forward!"
Everyone took a step forward.
"Oh. That means there's no need to discuss it. Okay, it's the rules of the world, let's go to a one-on-one fight."
"It's one against one, no one should foul."
"Auntie, that lady with the green onions, come out!"
Ah Xing vomited blood after being punched.
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"Haha, the movie is pretty good, right?" Li Yuan was amused by the clip of the renter yelling curses downstairs, and thought about sharing it with his girlfriend.
After talking for a long time and unable to hear Zhao Yan's answer, Li Yuan turned around and saw his girlfriend watching the movie seriously.
Li Yuan looked at the reaction of the audience in front again, and everyone looked at it very seriously.
On the big screen, Ah Xing continued to pick on the weak.
I caught a glimpse of the man who was looking out in the crowd.
"That dwarf, the one half an inch short of five feet, is you."
"If you're short, you have to admit it, stand still after being beaten, and come out."
I originally thought he was a dwarf, but who would have thought he was actually the tallest, looking at least two meters tall.
Axing raised his head and said, "I look down on those dishonest people the most in my life. Sit down."
The third person who came out was an uncle covered in tendons.
In desperation, Ah Xing chose a child. After walking out, his muscles were not inferior to that of the uncle just now.
"Okay, okay, alas, there is no one who looks like a human being. It's your own fault. Today's duel is cancelled."
Seeing this, the cinema burst into laughter.
Li Yuan couldn't help but look forward to the follow-up plot. The quality of the movie exceeded his expectations. "Kung Fu" seemed to be an excellent work.
But for now, Li Yuan thinks it is an excellent nonsensical movie.
Now he still doesn't see any elements of martial arts action movies.
Whether "Kung Fu" is an excellent martial arts action movie or not remains to be judged after watching the movie.
Li Yuan put his arm around his girlfriend's shoulders. Zhao Yan ignored him and was still watching the movie seriously.
Li Yuan's face looked a little helpless. Before the movie started, he said that the movie was not good to watch. At this time, he was watching it more seriously than he was.
Listening to the laughter of other audience members around him, Li Yuan also focused on watching the movie.
After all, the main external promotion of "Kung Fu" is a martial arts action film.
Li Yuan wanted to know how Tan Yue would use the elements of martial arts action movies in this nonsensical and funny movie.
The movie continues.
Because Axing pretended to be a member of the Ax Gang, the Ax Gang suffered heavy losses in the Pig Cage Walled City.
Ah Xing and two people were about to be hacked to death by the Ax Gang, but they escaped because of Ah Xing's lock-picking skills.
The Ax Gang also promised that as long as Asing kills people, he can join.
Looking at the bustling streets and the bustling night market, Ah Xing told Fatty a lot of truths, but he was actually trying to convince himself.
"Don't be like these stinky beggars. Look, no one is making progress. They just eat and die."
As he spoke, he picked up the cigarette butts on the ground and started smoking.
"What are you looking at, four-eyed boy? If you look at it again, your eyes will explode."
The four-eyed boy hurriedly got into the car, making faces and saying, "Go to hell, you beggar."
Fatty said: "Are you really going to kill someone?"
"That goes without saying, I'll kill all the four-eyed guys first."
Many spectators wearing glasses in the cinema subconsciously touched their glasses, feeling innocent and thinking: First of all, I didn't offend you, secondly, I didn't offend you, and finally, I didn't offend you either.
Zhao Yan looked at Li Yuan who was wearing glasses with a smile, turned her head and continued watching the movie.
Li Yuan felt that this paragraph was very unfriendly to him.
Next, Ah Xing recalls his past.
Li Yuan, who has many years of experience watching martial arts action movies, said this discussion is very familiar.
If the protagonist wants to overtake in a corner, he must have a plug-in.
Until he saw that the last page of Tathagata Palm retailed for two yuan per copy, Li Yuan felt that he had thought too much.
After all, there are a lot of nonsensical elements in it, and you can't imagine the next movie clips according to normal thinking.
Ah Xing takes the charterer of Pig Cage Walled City as his first choice.
I saw the charter woman quarreling with everyone.
At this time, Ah Xing was still convincing himself, "That fat woman screamed like a slaughtered pig and deserved to die."
"Learn more."
Ah Xing took a deep breath and threw the flying knife in his hand. After the rebound, the knife stuck into his body.
The audience was immediately amused.
After one series of failures, Ah Xing showed an extremely painful expression and already had three knives on his body.
The charterer discovered Ah Xing's existence, and then the two started a life-and-death race. What's more interesting is that the two knives on the shoulders can also be used as rear-view mirrors.
Suddenly someone said: "Damn it, this idea is ridiculous."
"Teacher Tan Yue's imagination is so big, I admire him."
"Here I go, I didn't expect that the movie could be made like this."
Zhao Yan smiled and said: "This is really interesting to watch!"
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After losing so many people, the Ax Gang would certainly not let go of the Pig Cage Walled City and would spend money to hire experts to take revenge.
For the safety of Pig Cage Walled City, the three people who originally rescued the mother and son were kicked out.
The masters on the killer list are ready to defeat them one by one.
A fierce confrontation officially began.
Li Yuan became excited at this time and withdrew his arm from Zhao Yan's shoulder.
It can be seen from the actions of several actors that they are all real kung fu, not the showy stuff in other movies.
Zhao Yan turned her face and glanced at Li Yuan, without interrupting, and continued to watch the movie seriously.
To be continued...