Chapter 1 I won the Golden Broom Award?
Boom boom boom boom!
At this time, there was thunder and raining outside.
Zhang Fan was talking about the forum at this time, and even if there was a thunderstorm outside, it did not affect his condition at all.
His attitude is really abusing all the heroes, and they are all... Well, no, I mean, I'm convinced by virtue.
In reality, he swallowed his anger and did not dare to insult others. On the Internet, he punched hard and insulted netizens, and was full of energy! I didn’t give birth to me, the keyboard warrior, and sprayed the eternal night.
Come on the key!
The top of immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there is heaven! The key of the river comes from the sky! One click to cross the sky to conquer the world! Break the world from the world! Kill all the immortals! One click in your hand and kill the nine heavens! If there is no true immortal in the world? I would like to hold the key and turn into an immortal!
Zhang Fan is such a keyboard warrior who always fights against the sky, earth and air on the Internet all day long.
But this time Zhang Fan is a just keyboard warrior.
This time, Zhang Fan criticized him for a young actor in the entertainment industry - Wu Fan!
This young actor Wu Fan is very popular now and has many fans who like him. Not long ago, he released an album called "Night".
Once this album was released on Penguin Music, the sales volume exceeded one million in ten minutes, the sales volume exceeded ten million in ten hours, and the sales volume exceeded twenty million in three days!
So far, the total sales of this album on the Penguin Music platform have exceeded 100 million yuan. Wu Fan's "Night" has become the number one single sales and sales on the entire network, breaking a record and becoming the first digital album in the history of mainland music with sales exceeding 100 million yuan.
Of course, the reason why Zhang Fan squirted about this young man was not because he was jealous of this young man who looked handsomer than him and had such a high album sales.
The reason why Zhang Fan criticized this young man was because the young man's brainless fan was too brainless.
Especially most of this young and handsome guy are still some students. In order to increase sales of Wu Fan's new album, these students can be said to have reached the point of being able to do anything.
In order to increase sales for Wu Fan's new album, some elementary school students even steal money from their parents.
Zhang Fan's fingers were jumping quickly on the keyboard at this time.
At the beginning, this group of brainless fans could have played him for a few rounds!
As the battle progressed, these brainless fans were directly sprayed with no power to backhand by him.
Haha, if a tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I’m a sick cat.
I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but now I'm going to show off and I won't pretend anymore. I'm just a keyboard warrior, a keyboard warrior who has never lost before.
I was just trying to play with you casually, but you insisted on using all my strength.
Slap sex!
ko!
Zhang Fan typed the last letter on the keyboard, and these brainless fans were beaten to the point where he had no power to fight back.
At this time, Zhang Fan's whole body spread back, and he sat on the chair and laughed happily.
Haha, a group of elementary school chickens have really weak combat power and want to fight with me.
You guys fell before I started to attack. It's really boring.
To be honest, although he singled out a group of brainless fans this time, he did not feel any pressure.
Although he won a group of brainless fans this time, Zhang Fan did not feel much joy at this time.
Because of this kind of battle, he has experienced too many times, and he has won too many times in such battle.
He was a little happy when he first won, but in the end he won more and more times, and now he is numb.
"How lonely is invincible?
How empty is invincible!”
At this time, Zhang Fan sat on the chair and sang happily.
This song really fits his mood at this moment.
"I have been circling the world for more than 30 years, killing all the enemies and defeating all the heroes, and there is no way to resist the world. I can only live in seclusion in the deep valley and regard the eagle as my friend. Alas, I have been seeking an enemy in my life but cannot get it, and I am truly lonely and embarrassed. The sword demon Dugu Qiubai is invincible in the world, so I buried my sword here. Alas! The heroes bowed their heads and the long sword is empty, which is also a pity for my husband!"
At this time, Zhang Fan also understood a little why Dugu Qiubai buried the sword in the valley.
Because invincible is really too lonely.
I have been on the Internet for more than ten years, killing all the trolls, defeating the gangsters, and the entire Internet is even more invincible. I have been seeking a rival in my life, so I should find a mountain valley and bury my computer.
bite!
At this time, Zhang Fan's computer suddenly sounded: "Your account will be banned for 30 years because it has been reported by many netizens!"
"Damn it!"
When Zhang Fan heard this voice, he felt like he was going crazy.
This group of brainless fans is too shameless. They can't say that they are, so they report their account.
If you can't tell me, you can't afford to report it.
At this time, Zhang Fan angrily patted his keyboard, and suddenly a flash of lightning came in through the window!
Zhang Fan only felt a shrill and desolate whistling sound in his ears, and it was difficult to accurately describe that feeling in words. Then he saw the keyboard on the table turn into ashes little by little, and then his hands, the annihilated part was going up along the hand, and then he didn't know anything.
"Damn it, God, I didn't do anything bad, why did I hit me with lightning?"
This was Zhang Fan’s last thought, and then he completely lost consciousness.
I don’t know how long it took, but Zhang Fan felt that his surroundings were no longer chaotic or dark. There seemed to be a faint light coming in front of him, and people’s conversations came from his ears.
"Damn, what's wrong with this guy? Why did it fall on the stage?"
"I don't know, maybe I'm so happy to win the award?"
"Damn it, brother, I am less educated and don't lie to me. Who would be happy if you win the Golden Broom Award?"
"Not necessarily, maybe some people have weird hobbies!"
"Speaking of this, Zhang Fan is quite unlucky. He obviously played a role in "The Fortress of the Magic City". In this movie, he is at most a so-called so-called man, and he actually won the Golden Broom Award!"
"I think this guy is more powerful than the young man Gao Tianyu's acting skills. Watch the full movie, I only remember one of his words on fire at me!"
"Hahaha, brothers, we are really fellows. I only remember one sentence when watching the full movie, and fired at me!"
"You didn't notice that when the young man Gao Tianyu shouted to fire at me, his expression was really like constipation!"
"Hahaha, I think this should be worthy of Gao Tianyu's reputation for winning this Golden Broom Award!"
"Oh, there's no way, who can give people the capital behind it? Zhang Fan is just a scoundrel, but he can't blame others. He is a small game anchor and has a background, so he dares to come to the entertainment industry? If he doesn't ask him to give up, who can he ask?"
...
Zhang Fan was confused when he heard this, such as the golden broom award, and the mess. Now it is really the worldly style, and people's hearts are not the same. I don't know if I call an ambulance. When I wake up, I must expose and condemn you for your shameless behavior online!
Zhang Fan slowly opened his eyes and saw that he seemed to be on the same stage at this time, with all the people sitting around him!
Zhang Fan suddenly looked confused.
who I am?
Where did I come from?
Where am I going?
At this time, Zhang Fan immediately issued a philosophical question!
"Teacher Zhang Fan, are you okay?"
At this time, a host holding a microphone ran to him and asked with concern.
At this time, Zhang Fan slowly opened his eyes, but still felt his head confused.
At this time, Zhang Fan shook his head fiercely and asked, "Handsome guy, can I ask where this is?"
The host looked at Zhang Fan with a shocked look, but he said slowly: "Teacher Zhang Fan, you are now at the ceremony of our broom awards today. When it was your turn to deliver your winning speech just now, you suddenly fainted. Do you feel like you have something to do now?"
"If nothing happens, you can stand up and continue to give a speech on the award. Of course, even if you have something to do, it will not take you a few minutes to stand up and say a speech on the award!"
Golden broom award?
Remarks on winning?
Zhang Fan suddenly felt confused at this moment.
What do you mean by this?
The Golden Broom Award Ceremony was broadcast live on the entire network, so at this time, many netizens on the Internet watched the live award ceremony through live broadcast.
After all, the fame of the Golden Broom is even greater in the entertainment industry than the Golden Dragon Award and the Golden Tiger Award!
However, just when Zhang Fan, the winner of this year's Golden Broom Award, delivered his acceptance speech, the winner suddenly fainted for no reason.
This incident suddenly caused a stir on the Internet.
"Damn, what's going on? Why did this person suddenly faint?"
"Can anyone tell me who this person is? Although he is handsome, is he a star? Why have I never heard of this person?"
"Why did he win the Golden Broom Award? Did he act in any movie? Why haven't I watched it?"
"Hey, I remembered it. I said why he looks so familiar. He seemed to be a game anchor before, and then he went to the entertainment industry to develop!"
"Yes, yes, I heard that when he was broadcasting the last game, he bragged that he would be a big star in the future. He also said that even if he starved to death, even if he jumped off the cliff, he would never come back to play games live!"
"Damn it, I didn't expect it to be our Tiger Brother. I didn't expect that our Tiger Brother had just entered the entertainment industry in less than a few months and actually won the award so quickly. It's really amazing!"
"Hey, why are Brother Tiger so unhappy? If you don't do it, why are you going to be a good player? I remember that he plays very well in the game, and his game level is almost at the level of a professional player!"
"Oh, then you don't understand. After becoming a star, you can have many female fans, and then you can invite female fans out for tea every day!"
"Can't you have many fans when you are an anchor? This Tiger Brother was very famous in the gaming industry before, and I heard that he has many fans!"
"There are many fans, but they are all male fans. Even if these male fans are willing to sell their anus, Brother Tiger may not necessarily want it!"
"Wuwuwuwuwuwu, this is not the car going to kindergarten to put me down!"
"Look, Brother Tiger stands up!"
...
While standing up just now, Zhang Fan had already accepted all the memories in his mind.
Only then did he realize that he had traveled through time, to be precise, it should be soul-piercing.
He also slowly understood why he was standing here.
The original owner of this body is a college student, and he has not graduated from college yet. He seems to be in his senior year this year.
The original owner of this body has been very smart since childhood. Unfortunately, he is obsessed with online games, but in the end he was admitted to Beijing Normal University.
However, after going to college, the original owner of this body stayed in the dormitory and played games all day long, and basically went to bed in class.
Now that I am a senior, many people are either taking the postgraduate entrance examination or looking for a job. The original owner of this body is still reviewing the make-up exam.
The original owner of this body was originally a good game anchor, but for some reason, he suddenly had the idea of becoming a star.
So, the original owner of this body earned millions by using himself as a game anchor and found a supporting role in a big movie.
This movie is known as the largest science fiction film in China. This movie invested 600 million yuan, so it had already aroused expectations from the entire network before it was released.
The original owner of this body also found a role in this movie. Although he is not the protagonist, it is quite good to be a small supporting role in a movie with such a big investment.
And this movie is naturally the reason why I won the Golden Broom Award!
Originally, everyone thought that this "Demon City Fortress" with an investment of 600 million yuan would definitely achieve great success.
As a result, after the movie was released, it slapped everyone in the face.
After the release of this movie "The Fortress of the Magic City", it can be said that it received a lot of bad reviews. In the end, this big-produced film, which invested 600 million yuan, only received less than 200 million yuan in box office.
This movie can be said to have lost all the pants that were lost when investing in a house.
The movie "The Fortress of the Magic City" has a score of less than three points.
Whether from the box office or the rating, "The Fortress of the Magic City" can be said to be a bad movie among bad movies.
Many people say that the movie "The Fortress of the Magic City" directly closed the door to Chinese science fiction movies.
As the starring actor of the science fiction movie "The Fortress of the Magic City", Gao Tianyu directly took away nearly 200 million yuan in pay with this movie.
Such a high pay can be said to have broken the pay record of domestic actors.
However, after the release of the movie "In the Magic City Castle", Gao Tianyu's acting skills in this movie can be said to be terrible.
Gao Tianyu originally played a soldier in the movie Fortress of the Magic City, but in order to protect his hairstyle, he did not even shave his head and still maintained his previous hairstyle.
So after the movie "The Fortress of the Magic City" failed, Gao Tianyu can be said to have been ridiculed by netizens.
Today's Golden Broom Award should be won by Gao Tianyu, after all, he is the starring actor of the movie "The Fortress of the Magic City".
But who can give people the capital behind it?
And his 18th-line actor who has no background and no connections naturally became the scapegoat of the young actor Gao Tianyu, who received the golden broom award for him.
Chapter completed!