Chapter 34 ah ah ah ah, you stinky bastard(1/2)
"Damn it, it's too early. People are seeing something exciting, but it's just this, it's just this!"
When Wang Ming saw the key, he suddenly found that the novel was gone and couldn't help but curse.
However, seeing the release time of this novel, I found that the novel has just been released. The novel has been updated with 20,000 words just now. This author is already very conscientious.
After reading this book, Wang Ming originally wanted to give me a reward in this novel, but found that the novel had not signed a contract at all, so he could only vote for the dozens of recommendations he had saved for this novel.
"It's good, it's really great. I haven't read such a wonderful novel in a long time. Please update it quickly. After signing the contract, I'm definitely the first to reward you with a leader!"
After reading the updated content of this novel, Wang Ming still felt unsatisfied.
It's so cool, it's really so cool.
It's really been a long time since he read such a cool novel.
At this time, Wang Ming opened a group of book friends in his home and shared the novel he saw in all the groups.
"I recommend a new novel "The Legend of Wukong". This novel is really great. This novel is definitely the most interesting and exciting novel I have read in recent years. If you don't believe it, you can go and read it. I believe you can't stop after reading it!"
Although it is already late at night, for these novels, staying up late is just the most normal thing.
This is the time when they read the novels the most.
"Damn it, is it true or false? "The Legend of Wukong"? What novel? Why have you never heard of it?"
"Yes, yes, I have read all the books on the rankings recently. I don't seem to have heard of this book "The Legend of Wukong"!"
"I just read this book and it seems that it is a new book. The author is also a newcomer. It seems that he has only written 20,000 to 30,000 words. Xiao Wang, you have changed. Tell me how much bad money you have collected before coming to recommend this novel?"
"Xiao Wang, I really misread you. I originally thought you were a person who loves novels very much, is very righteous and very upright. I didn't expect that you have been making money these days. How much does this news cost? I won't share it with my brothers if I have channels to make money!"
"If Xiao Wang is short of money recently, let me tell you, we can't get enough money for this bad money!"
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Wang Ming didn't expect to recommend a novel here, but the people in the group didn't believe him.
Damn, damn, I'm really damn. If this group of people don't believe him, they'll forget it, and they'll say he's just a bad money
What a joke?
Is he Wang Ming such a person?
Besides, even if he wants to make money, he doesn't have to make money in this way.
"It's really true. This novel is really good. If you don't believe it, go and read it. If I lie to you, I will never find a girlfriend in my life!"
Seeing these people suspected that they did not believe in him, Wang Ming couldn't help but make a poisonous oath!
He can allow others to question his appearance, but he will never allow others to question his character.
"Xiao Wang, we can't do this. We can't joke about our lifelong affairs just to make some money!"
"You don't have a girlfriend at all. Besides, if you have a novel, what kind of girlfriend do you want? Does a girlfriend have a novel? "
"Yes, yes, I had a girlfriend before, and later I found out that his girlfriend was really too delaying me reading novels, so I broke up with her!"
"Yes, right, with a novel, what kind of girlfriend do you want? Isn't it nice to read novels by myself? In the novel, let alone a girlfriend, you can even have a boyfriend [Dog Head]."
"Xiao Wang has never read a book you have recommended so actively. To be honest, did you write this book yourself?"
"Hahaha, no, no, if this novel is really written by Xiao Wang, I will give you some face to read it. I said why did you desperately recommend this novel? It turned out that you wrote it yourself!"
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When Wang Ming saw this, I was not only speechless.
He told the truth, why don’t these people believe him? This book "The Legend of Wukong" is really very good, and it is definitely the best novel he has read in recent years, no doubt about it.
As a result, none of these people believed it, and not only did they not believe it, they also said why the novel was written by him.
Haha, if he could really write such a wonderful novel, he would probably wake up from laughing in his dream.
But at this moment, things turned around.
"Damn, I read it with a skeptical attitude. I have to admit that this novel is really good and wonderful. It is definitely the best novel I have read in recent years!"
"This "The Legend of Wukong" is really wonderful. It completely subverted my previous impression of Sun Wukong. This is the real Sun Wukong in my mind!"
"I have been here, I have fought hard, I have loved it deeply, I don't care about the ending! Domineering, domineering, really domineering!"
"I want this day to be unable to cover my eyes, I want this land to be unable to bury my heart, I want all sentient beings to understand my intentions, and all the Buddhas will disappear! Every sentence in this book is very exciting. When I saw this, I couldn't help but feel a little excited. It's really great!"
"Xiao Wang, what you said is indeed correct. This book "The Legend of Wukong" is really wonderful, it is really good. I just thought you were making a lot of money, but I didn't expect that what you said is true. Why hasn't this novel signed yet? I can't even give him a reward, so now I can only recommend votes to him secretly. I hope he can update it soon!"
"Yes, yes, this novel is so well written. If he signs a contract, I will reward him with a leader immediately!"
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When Wang Ming saw that these people finally believed his words, he couldn't help but feel happy.
After all, this book "The Legend of Wukong" is so good, and he also hopes to share this novel with more people so that more people can see this novel.
the next day
Zhang Fan was sleeping soundly, but suddenly he was awakened by urination.
At this time, Zhang Fan couldn't help it and rushed directly into the toilet.
As a result, what Zhang Fan never expected was that he had just opened the toilet door and heard a violent scream.
"Ahhhhh...why are you doing? You stinky hooligan, get out of here quickly and look at me. If you look at me again, you will dig your eyes off!"
Hearing the woman's scream, Zhang Fan suddenly woke up.
"Ahem cough cough..."
Only then did Zhang Fan remember that this house was no longer lived alone, but he rented a house with a beautiful woman. In addition to living in it, there were other people living in this house.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry. I really didn't mean it. I just was too eager to pee just now, so I couldn't help but rush in. You are really, why don't you lock the toilet door when you go to the toilet?"
The anger from Lin Meixin is worth 1024!
At this time, Zhang Fan was shocked when he saw the anger value drawn by his system background.
It seems that this woman was really angry just now, and her anger value exceeded 1,000.
He was really wronged. Because he didn't wake up just now, he kept his eyes closed when walking, and was confused, so he really didn't see anything just now.
When he was awakened by the woman's screams and opened his eyes again, the woman was already dressed neatly and stood in front of him.
well!
Zhang Fan couldn't help it at this time and sighed deeply. If he saw something, it would be fine, but he didn't see anything now, but he was made like a pervert by this woman. This is too unfair. He is simply even more unfair than Dou E.
"Actually, you don't have to be excited. I really didn't see anything just now. I was very sleepy just now and kept my eyes closed when I walked!"
Lin Meixin was even more angry when she heard the man's words at this time.
This stinky man is really shameless. He has taken such a big advantage and said that he has not seen anything.
Fortunately, she reacted quickly just now, and immediately reacted when she heard the sound of opening the door. Otherwise, she might have been seen by this stinky man.
Also, the toilet door seemed to be broken and she couldn't even close it, so she was a little speechless.
Today I have to find a door repairer and repair the toilet door well.
Otherwise, living with this man would be too dangerous.
Soon Lin Meixin walked out of the toilet, but at this time Zhang Fan felt Lin Meixin look at him with a very angry look.
"Ahem cough cough..."
Zhang Fan was uncomfortable by Lin Meixin's gaze, and he could only cough a few times to relieve his embarrassment: "Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. I know you don't want to hear anything I say now. I know you really want to beat me now, but can you let me go to the bathroom first? I'm really unable to hold it in anymore. If I hold it in, my bladder will be suffocated!"
Before Lin Meixin could react, Zhang Fan directly passed her and rushed into the toilet.
Then he picked up his cannon and swept the toilet for a while. At this moment, he suddenly felt that he was much better.
This feeling of release is really great.
It's so cool, it's really so cool.
After solving his physical needs, Zhang Fan slowly walked out at this time.
He knew that he was going to face this woman's **** later, but this woman really wronged him. He really didn't see anything just now.
If he had known that this woman was in the toilet, he would have to open his eyes widened when he entered the toilet just now, and he would never surpass such a wonderful scenery.
There was once a very good opportunity in front of him, but he did not cherish it. If God could give him another chance, he must open his eyes and never miss the slightest scenery.
"Did you forget the three rules we made last night?"
Anger from Lin Meixin 888
At this time, Zhang Fan saw the anger value received by his system background and said with a smile: "How is that possible? How could I forget it? I said it just now. It was really an accident. I really couldn't hold it in just now, so I rushed in so anxiously. I really don't know you are inside. I'm really sorry!"
At this time, Lin Meixin looked at the man in front of her carefully, looked at him for a long time, and then said, "Okay, this time I will pretend that you didn't mean it, and I will forgive you temporarily, but if there is another time, don't blame me for being rude!"
"There are also inside the toilet. Please find someone to repair this door. You must repair this door before tonight. I don't want to encounter such a thing next time!"
"No problem, no problem, I'll leave this matter to me. I'll contact the person who repaired the door immediately and ensure that I'll repair this door before tonight!"
"This problem is really serious. When I lived alone, I didn't think it was a big deal. I thought the door of the toilet was broken, and there was nothing. Now I realized that this problem is really serious. Don't worry, I must solve this problem before tonight!"
To be continued...