My name is Xie Zuo, and I was born on a beautiful blue planet. I have been wearing a red scarf since I was a child. Someone told me that I would be the successor in the future, but after waiting for so many years, no one came to notify me of my successor.

Not willing to be ordinary, I found a job that was not willing to be ordinary, and took a class that was not willing to be ordinary. (Are there too many adjectives used here? No, this can show that I am extraordinary.)

I helped the old man find the old lady, and helped the old lady find the old man. Looking at the happy dusk love, my eyes became deeply moist, but the old lady's wife seemed a little unhappy.

I brought water to the running thief, cheered up the man hanging by someone else's window, and helped the old man lying next to someone else's car to cross the street. The good things I have done are countless, countless, countless, countless.

Ah, everyone in the community praises me, saying that I am broad-minded and not like ordinary people.

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"I'm just scolding you for not being a normal person!" The station manager of Bize City finally couldn't bear it when he saw this.

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Finally, someone discovered my talent and arranged for me to join the rest community.

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"The resting mental hospital, we run that hospital!" the webmaster complained.

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Here, three meals a day are delivered to you, and there are beautiful nurses... um, there are beautiful ladies who wake you up, and there are community friends who are not as ordinary as me and play games.

I really like it here, everyone here is talented and speaks nicely.

But I can't be decadent, I want to be a person who contributes to society. I went to the dean (crossed out), I went to the community leader, and begged (a little too humble.) Orders (a little too strong.)

Convince, yes, persuade him to let me leave the hospital. (cross out) Let me enter society.

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"If you cross it out, you should really cross it out. What do you mean by crossing out the whole bracket!" The webmaster took a sip of water.

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My name is Xie.Nicholas.Maria.Dracula.Aotian.Dalabenba.Bandobedi.Budou.Biluong.Left.

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"Why are you repeating it again? And that's not your name just now!" The webmaster slapped his resume on the table, took a deep breath, and picked it up again after a long while.

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I am a ninja who wants to be the pirate king. I was bullied in our village because my parents saved the people in the village.

I don't have the talent to be a ninja, but I believe that knowledge changes destiny. When I was hit by an enemy ninja with a shuriken, I saved my life thanks to knowledge - the shuriken hit me.

Into the arms of "Intimate Heaven".

Knowledge can indeed change destiny.

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"Huh? Jie Zuo also worked as a ninja. This is new information." The webmaster took out a small notebook and wrote it down.

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Since then, I have left the village to find the one piece in my heart.

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"What is onepiece?"

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I have crossed mountains, rivers and seas, and also passed through seas of people...

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"This is a resume, right? You have nothing to write for me." The webmaster shouted, his throat was a little dry and he drank some water.

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When I came to Bize City, all the creatures were calling my name, Nicholas, Maria, Dracula, Aotian, Darabonba, Bandobedi, Budo, and Biru.

Weng. Left.

I know this is my destiny, I came here just to come... to... come... for what?

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"You ask me? Who should I ask?"

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In the bustling city, there are still so many dark corners. A little girl stood shivering in the cold wind. There was only a small pink lamp dimly lit in her shop. Judging from her dilapidated shop, her

Life must be very tight.

The sense of responsibility in my heart told me that I could not sit idly by, so I walked over. She said eighty, and I said fifty.

The sense of responsibility in my heart told me that I only had thirty left in my pocket, so I walked away decisively.

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"Forehead…………"

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I have many advantages. My advantages are... Well, there are many anyway, as many as the stars in the sky.

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"What are the advantages? You tell me!" The guard outside the door heard the stationmaster's roar, opened the door and came in. "I'm fine, you can go down!" The stationmaster waved his hand. The guard looked at the stationmaster strangely,

Exit and close the door again.

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I know that your company values ​​me and is willing to offer me a high price of 500,000 yuan. It must be because of my quality that shines like gold.

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"Fifty thousand?" The webmaster hurriedly looked at the document. The document clearly stated fifty thousand. The webmaster breathed a sigh of relief and continued reading.

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The first thing I did when I came to Bize City was to help many people and improve their awareness of fraud prevention for free. Later, I was hired with a high salary to be a police consultant in Bize City, and I completed the tasks outstandingly one after another (is there any

Wrong sentence? Never mind.) My leaders and colleagues affectionately call me an honest and trustworthy young gentleman, a charming and suave man, with a jade tree facing the wind, a character higher than Liu Xiahui, and a handsome appearance as good as that of ancient Pan An... (10,000 words are omitted here).

I led the leader's horse, I blocked the gun for my colleagues, I let women go into the sea, I made mistakes happen.

Whenever I go out, petals will fall from the sky. The little girls outside will fall in love with me one by one. Especially when they see my colorful eyes. There is always one third of confusion in my eyes.

One-ninth indifference, one-ninth indifference, and two-ninths disdain.

My voice is crisper than a lark, gentler than a cuckoo, louder than a duck, and sweeter than a donkey.

My skills are as fierce as a vulture, as ferocious as a tiger, as strong as a goose, and as resilient as a pig.

I am proficient in eight languages, hi, hello,

i'm fine thank you, and you.

This is only a small part of my strength. Every time I wake up from my bed of 80,000 square kilometers, I am worried. For a person as good as me, which company will be so lucky to hire me?

?I am really honored for your company!

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"Then I really thank you!"

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Ah, the wind in the town brings unclean things. Unfortunately, the potato chips in the supermarket are not half price today.

I call for explanation. Nicholas. Maria. Dracula. Aotian. Dalabengba. Bandobedi. Budo. Biluong. Left.

Thank you to the leader for trusting me this time.

Sincerely, Salute

ps: Can my house be in the central area? I want to be closer to the supermarket.

ps of ps: Forget it, the central area is a bit noisy, let’s stay in the villa area.

ps ps ps: How can I live in a villa area without a car? Does the company provide a car?

ps of ps of ps of ps: What can you do if you have a car but no wife? Does your company admire your wife?

ps of ps of ps of ps of ps: Well, I have nothing to say.

After reading this resume, the webmaster couldn't calm down for a long time. As the webmaster stationed in the city of Babel, he came into contact with countless people and people. He thought that after experiencing great storms, nothing could surprise him.

Until I saw this resume.
Chapter completed!