[Laughing so hard, hahahahahahaha]

[A certain anchor actually acted like a monkey and did such a thing?]

[Shocked, what kind of inside story is hidden under the three sticks without critical strikes]

[It is recommended to change the name of the live broadcast room: African boy Jiji’s road to becoming king]

"Holy shit, why can't I hit a critical hit? I'm stupid."

Bai Jingxuan was dumbfounded. This was unscientific. He had a critical hit probability of over 20, so how could he not get a critical hit with a single stick?!

Whenever he gets a critical hit, the head...

Isn’t it time to arrive?

After Bai Jingxuan helped the boss push the line, he took a look at the small map. Xiaolong should have about twenty seconds to refresh, so he had nothing to do...

Just go to the middle lane and help the mid laner get things done.

Unexpectedly, Bai Jingxuan was on his way to the middle road when an eye-catching retreat signal hit the top of the screen.

"Start retreating!"

The signal came from Bai Jingxuan's mid laner, and he typed a few words on his channel with extremely fast hand speed.

The most handsome fire dance in history [Shiranui Mai]: medium, stable, fast retreat

Bai Jingxuan:......

This this……

【I just died laughing】

[Anchor Diao Mao: I’m so mentally broken]

[The line plan failed, implement plan B]

"Okay, if you don't want to arrest me, I won't arrest you. I'm not willing to go."

Bai Jingxuan turned around and left proudly.

"Boss, boss, it must be hard to push the line by yourself. I know Arthur is slow to push the line. Do you want me to help you?"

Bai Jingxuan asked the boss enthusiastically.

He gave the wild people the nickname "Red Scarf of the Canyon". It was his duty and unshirkable responsibility to help the elderly, disabled and handicapped children clear the line.

"Need not."

When the little boss saw this man starting to lean down, he quickly opened the second clearing line. The Holy Shield surrounded Arthur and pushed the line of troops quickly, not giving Bai Jingxuan a chance at all.

Bai Jingxuan:......

[Anchor, give up, you have no chance]

[It’s okay to eat the thread, just take your mother with you]

[A certain anchor actually moved two men in and out of the river because he couldn't get the line]

"Really, the trust between people, one or two, am I the kind of person who wants to take your line directly?"

Bai Jingxuan muttered and ran towards the grass beside the dragon pit.

"What I want to do is squat down for you in a reasonable way, in case you die, okay? This is all I have in mind, alas..."

Bai Jingxuan looked eclipsed.

[You really don’t want to have a b-face]

【You look so much like you】

[Don’t you have some ideas in your mind?]

"Should I go? The bottom lane is dead so quickly. Who can win in this ranking?"

Yun Zhongjun, the player who had just gone to the road to look for a wave of opportunities, was about to go over there to find an opportunity, but unexpectedly, the Yu Ji on the other side was so disgusting that he pecked him for a while and could not do any damage.

Halfway through the fight, he actually asked his opponent Xiang Yu to help the old man push the cart away!

It's so disgusting.

"Look at what jungler is on the other side, monkey?"

Brother Yun Zhongjun opened the scoreboard, and when he first entered the game interface, he went out to send messages to his girlfriend, and he didn't even know what jungler he was on the other side of.

There's actually a monkey on the other side, so he's in trouble.

You must know that the bird can defeat the monkey. If he hadn't come in a little late, he would have directly attacked the monkey, and he would have been destroyed directly.

But it doesn't matter. The next monkey still can't beat him. Forget it, let's go to the bottom lane and see if we can find an opportunity.

Yunzhongjun's player flew past him from his pig's side, then accelerated towards the river, hoping to control the dragon.

"It's so boring, just wait here for the dragon brush."

Bai Jingxuan saw that he was no longer needed on both sides, so he simply squatted in the grass in the middle of the river.

Just as Bai Jingxuan was admiring the scenery of the canyon, the wind was beautiful, the sun was shining brightly, the sky was blue, the white clouds were white, and the heads of readers who did not vote were green... No, the grass was green, and a bird flew across the sky.

A little bird...

Um?!!

"Why is there a bird here?!"

Bai Jingxuan was startled by the bird that sped out of his blue zone. When he reached his side, he made a big move.

The long and thick stick was inserted directly into Yun Zhongjun's body. Yun Zhongjun was stunned, while others were still in a semi-conscious state.

Why is this bush still knocking me away? Has she become a spirit?!

However, Bai Jingxuan didn't give him a chance at all, and directly connected with a flat a after the big move, and then 2a1a, the remaining two sticks hit the confused Xiao Yunzhongjun on the head with lightning speed.

Eye-catching red critical damage continued to rise on his body.

All three sticks hit critically!

The confused Yun Zhongjun was taken away by the three sticks before he had time to react, leaving no room for resistance.

It was like Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro were fighting to the death on Ganliu Island. Sasaki Kojiro was about to use his long sword to press Miyamoto down and hit him, but before he could use his famous stunt - Yan Hui.

Miyamoto Musashi smiled slightly, took out the rocket launcher from his back, and took him away with one shot, leaving no room for reaction.

"Scared me."

Bai Jingxuan looked at Yun Zhongjun who fell on the ground in confusion, and said with lingering fear.

Yunzhongjun:......

You fart! I was scared to death, okay?!

[You are so stupid, that bird has a question mark on its face, okay?!]

[I feel sorry for that bird for a second]

[Bird: Why the hell are you going to say that again? 】

[Oh my god, the tone of this anchor’s words is so much like my Grandma Jessie, damn God, why are her words so out of tune]

[Upstairs, oh my God, my old man, don’t think I don’t know that Uncle Mark has gone to the South, yes, and your Southern accent is really like Mrs. Mary’s pumpkin pie next door]

[Yes, if Grandpa Cliff finds out about this, he will definitely spank you hard with his leather shoes. I bet he will do that]

"What happened to my critical attack?! Did you have a convulsion?"

Bai Jingxuan exclaimed.

This is unscientific?!

Why did he hit the bottom lane with three sticks just now without critical hits, but when he hit this bird, all three sticks hit critical hits? This is unscientific.

"Why did I hit this bird with three critical hits? Could it be..."

“This bird is not recharged?!”

Bai Jingxuan hesitated for a moment and came to a conclusion.

Yunzhongjun:......

Do you think this is human language?

He obviously paid six yuan to buy Zhao Yun, okay?!

[Yun Zhongjun: I feel offended]

[It’s outrageous, these days if you don’t pay enough to get beaten by a monkey, you still get hit with a stick]

[Listen, do you hear what others say?]

Bai Jingxuan remained silent again, clapped his hands and said:

"That's right! It must be. It must be because I'm better at playing birds, so I get critical hits when I hit birds."

Audience friends:......

[If you don’t understand, just ask, what kind of bird is this?]

[Upstairs, I also want to know what kind of bird this is]

[This anchor has always been good at playing birds]

[I suspect this anchor is in ghs]
Chapter completed!