After much anticipation, the dunk contest finally began.

It was still Sprite's one-color green opening, with Derek Williams of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Zeiss Bardinger of the Houston Rockets, Paul George of the Indiana Pacers, and Jeremy Evans of the Utah Jazz debuting one after another.

Fans were not giving face, and Amway Center booed everywhere.

It's not their rudeness. If the host hadn't introduced the Balabala in the introduction, the fans wouldn't even know where these guys came out...

When the roster of the dunk contest came out a few days ago, it was already squirted by the media and fans.

ESPN expert writer Palmer said immediately:

"Pray! Maybe in the 2013 slam dunk contest, we can see James, Griffin, McGee, Rose and Wall..."

Just look at the top ten goals in the NBA every day:

In addition to Tu Man, who will definitely dominate half of the world, Griffin, Ross, James, and Wade are the protagonists of the dunk...

However, Tu Man had no confidence in the last time he was in front of the jade.

No one signed up for the competition. James broke the appointment as usual. Griffin and McGee shook their heads like rattles.

Dunk?

With Tu Man here, what a joke!

So, the scene was extremely awkward, and the NBA had to find a group of cats and dogs to make up the numbers.

Apart from Tu Man, this contestant has no gimmicks.

If you don’t even have a star opponent, you might as well give Tu Man an award directly!

Tu Man appeared, and the booed instantly turned back to cheers. The fans held up the tenth sign unanimously. Before he started the game, the result was already out...

Because, the NBA has changed the rules again!

All Hall of Fame judges will be covered and the championship will be decided entirely by the fans' votes.

The new competition system has only one round, and each player has three chances to dunk. After completing his first dunk, fans can start voting and finally win the dunk championship with the highest votes.

There is no doubt that Tu Man is already there.

In order to avoid a cold show, as the defending champion, Tu Man was arranged to play the finale.

Then, the fans began to yawn.

The imitation show became the theme of this year's slam dunk contest.

If you have poor physical fitness, you still have to copy creativity. How can anyone be interested in such perfunctory behavior?

Jamie Evans dunked the double ball, copying McKee's creativity last year.

Zeiss Badinger dunked with a blind eye, imitating Suns predecessor Cedric Cebaros' 1992 championship dunk.

Derek Williams's action of flying over the motorcycle attracted deafening booing from the audience. You should know that Griffin was flying a car!

You can fly an F-16 at least?

Paul George's first move was to fly over two dunks, but teammate Hibert was too high and he failed to succeed twice in a row.

The third time, Roy Hibert, the stupid man, finally got his idea.

When Paul George flew over, he cooperated and bowed his head. George pressed his shoulder, and successfully leaped and dunked.

If you fly, do you have to press your shoulders?

Have you seen my Tuman flying over the mascot, and that drifting journey to space...

In the atmosphere of nostalgia, Tu Man appeared.

The staff carried a set of old sofas up. Of course, this was not the one Jeremy Lin had slept with. It was too late to go up. It was picked up from the rag pile in the warehouse in the Amway Center.

They placed the sofa behind the free throw line, and Jeremy Lin pulled a broken blanket and lay on the sofa with the basketball in his arms.

After bounce, dust suddenly rose up...

Jeremy Lin sneezes, hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, and wrapped his blanket tightly.

The fans burst into laughter.

This is not a stage effect. This broken blanket also came from the warehouse. It is probably from the previous page of the last century and is covered with dust.

Jeremy Lin reacted very quickly, obviously choking, but he was acting like a cold.

But he felt a little upset:

Will Landry Fields come to me later? After all, there is no such broken sofa and blanket at home...

Everything was ready and Tu Man appeared.

He held a huge trophy in his hand, almost one meter high, and fans could even see the words engraved on it through close-ups:

Eastern Conference Player of the Week - Jeremy Lin!

There is no Player of the Week trophy in the NBA. This is a temporary workmanship that Tuman asked someone to use plaster. The workmanship is relatively rough, but the outer skin is gold-plated, and the appearance is imitated by the Larry O'Brien Cup. At first glance, it is still quite shocking...

When the fans saw this trophy, they were very happy again.

How does this guy Tuman grow up with a head always have unique creativity!

The background music sounded, and it was the song "Jeremy" by the Pearl Jam band.

This song is a repertoire of Madison Square Garden during this period and has been used to praise the crazy Jeremy Lin, but in fact it is not a joyful song.

Its origins were Jeremy, a 15-year-old boy in Texas, who committed suicide by drinking and shooting in front of his classmates in a high school.

Later, Zhu Cong Eddie Vader of Pearl Jam Band saw this in the newspaper, feeling full of anger and regret, so he came up with this song.

The lyrics that have been circulating, "Jamiri spoke in the classroom today" are actually ironic.

In fact, Jamieri has been silent, like air.

However, after Jeremy Lin emerged, he gave this song a new connotation. When he cut 20 to 30 and led the Knicks to defend the home court, the sentence "Jamiri spoke in the classroom today" was full of inspirational flavor!

Today, the music sounded, and the fans were ignited instantly, cheering:

"Je-re-my!Je-re-my!Je-re-my..."

Tu Man held the trophy and started to start in the midfield.

Run to the free throw line, paused his feet, soared into the air, and shrank his body into a ball.

At this time, Jeremy Lin rubbed his eyes and suddenly sat up.

Tu Man flew over his head, Jeremy Lin raised the basketball, Tu Man snatched it down, grabbed the basketball, and threw the trophy in his hand into his arms...

Jeremy Lin almost passed!

Tu Man looked light and he thought this thing was hollow, and he realized it only when he fell on his stomach—

This horse pedal is solid!

A solid gypsum trophy that is one meter high, whoever holds it knows...

Tu Man's move is very difficult. If you are not careful, you may kick Jeremy Lin or not get the ball, but his excellent bounce ensures safety.

After crossing Jeremy Lin, Tu Man opened his body, thrust his waist suddenly, and pulled his whole body up again, holding the basketball in both hands, holding the ball high, and gliding down—

"boom!"

The basket is bent, the basket is shaking...

Tu Man swung his whole body behind the rebound, shook his arms and pulled him back.

He hung the basket with one arm, turned around and fisted at Jeremy Lin.

Behind him, Jeremy Lin stood on the sofa with grinning, and raised this one with all his breath.

One meter high golden trophy...
Chapter completed!