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Chapter 1 Born to be human, I am so comfortable(1/2)

The Magic City is a dreamy city, and the center of the city is always brightly lit.

After living in the steel jungle for a long time, people in the city occasionally want to experience the breath of nature.

And what else is a zoo that is closer to nature than a scent of animal feces!

These idle and distressed people always come to the Magic City Zoo with their own curious naughty children. The 74-hectare Magic City Zoo is the only two zoo in China that has gorillas.

People who have watched many sand sculpture videos always think that gorillas are really sand sculptures, but they don’t know that the probability of sand sculptures appearing among humans is the highest!

If you want to see a monkey, you can just brush it on Slow Hand and Doule. You have to go to the zoo in this hot weather! Shapi!

This is Li Xian’s most real idea at this time. As for why he had such a cynical idea, you can tell by seeing how he looks now.

At this time, Li had black fur, bright eyes, wrinkles on the face of mosquitoes, a natural skin that even Uncle Black was ashamed of himself, and a short and sturdy body.

He became a gorilla living in the orangutan exhibition area of ​​the Magic City Zoo!

ah!

Be calm!

This is probably what happened...

A few days ago, after Li Xian finished writing his thesis, he happened to find that it was already twelve o'clock in the morning.

As soon as I thought about this, I immediately turned on the Internet Cloud Music, played "xxx", and left a sentence: I'm sorry for being born!

As a result, I died suddenly after clicking and sending!

When he woke up again, he found that he had turned into a gorilla...

I'm obviously just saying that I feel so comfortable as a human being, and I will still want it in my next life!

Why did I become like this now? God! I

Li Xian leaned against the corner of the wall and looked at the room covered with climbing ropes in despair.

The two sculpted companions were having fun on the ropes. There were dozens of tourists watching outside the wall, and they could still have such fun. Maybe it was really a habit to become natural.

But he is not an orangutan, and he doesn't want to be watched by these people! But he doesn't want to act too abnormally and be pulled out to slice...

Although the sound insulation effect of glass is very good, Li Xian still heard a moment of conversation that was close to him.

"Liu Dai, let me tease this baboon!"

"Okay! Come on, it's so cold. I knocked on the glass for a long time and ignored me!"

Li Xian turned his head and saw two young men beside the glass, one tall and thin and the other short and fat.

The short and chunky young man wore a fisherman's hat and a travel backpack carrying it, looking like he was here to travel.

He stood in front of the glass and saw Li Xian looking over. He was delighted, and he immediately opened his limbs and started to do the monkey with his hands and feet.

I am a glowing red! Lin Bei is a gorilla, not a baboon! Don’t you look at the brands when you are shopping in the restaurant? Or are you illiterate at all and pretend to be a monkey in front of me!

I bullied my underage without a silver back, right?

There is also no allowance for knocking glass in the zoo!

No matter how Li Xian cursed in his heart, his oral structure could not express the complex and changeable tone as human as a human. In other words, he could not speak now.

Seeing the short and fat young man pretending to be very happy, Li Xian suddenly became disgusted and slapped his palms at the short and fat young man.

It looks quite like a monkey, and it’s even more like a teacher Liu!

Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!

The crisp slap sounded like a slap on the face of the short and fat young man, making the tall and thin young man laugh, and he was overwhelmed with joy.

"Hahahaha! Fuck! Liu Bo, your performance is so good. I applauded when I see it! Fuck hahaha!"

Li Xian also made a laughing look very apart, making the short and fat young man look like a slap.

"Your sister! This baboon has become a sperm!"

Oh! You guessed it right, I am a human spirit!

The other tourists were attracted by the movements of the short and fat young man. When they heard the words of the short and fat young man, a half-grown little girl pointed at Li Xian and said, "This is a gorilla, not a baboon, the baboon is on the other side... Uncle!"

The little girl's words were like a sharp sword, penetrated into the heart of the short and fat young man. He finally had no shame to stay any longer and pulled the tall and thin young man who was smiling from ear to ear and fled the scene in a panic.

Li Xian also smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth. This was his only way to entertain after becoming an orangutan.

However, after laughing, I felt a little pitiful again.

It would be fine if he really turned into a ignorant gorilla, but why should he have the memories of his previous life and all the emotions that humans have?

And there isn't...

bite!

The strongest biological system has been activated and the host has been bound to: Li Xian!

"Ho roo! (Damn it!)" Li Xian was shocked by the sudden sound in his mind. His body shook, and he sat up straight, his face full of incredibleness, and the little girl who was lying on the glass to look at him was frightened silly.

Before I could even say the word "golden finger" in my mind, it actually appeared!

Li Xian's big black hand covered his big head, and the gorilla's face was full of shock.

Is there really a system?

An unfamiliar prompt sounded in my mind again: there were 38 seconds left before the start of the cleaning mission.

Mission: Clear!

Clear all abnormal creatures in the zoo. Every time you complete a certain progress, unlock the rewards in the stage, and the evaluations you receive at the end of the task will affect the quality of the final reward.

Current progress: 0% (to reach 35% and get the first phase reward)

Starting rewards are being issued...

Host: Li Xian

Race: gorilla

Strength: 21 (both healthy adult males and humans are 5)

Speed: 6

Physical constitution: 19

Bloodline: None

Features: None

Starting reward: Primary gene enhancement fluid, five free attribute points, skill: violent.

Li Xian looked at the personal panel that suddenly appeared in front of him, and he didn't react to what happened after all the rewards were paid.

There is really a system! What the hell is the task of cleaning up?

What abnormal creatures are there in the zoo?

Li Xian looked surprised and suspicious. He turned his head and looked at the tourists who were still looking at the orangutans tirelessly outside the glass, showing doubts.

Are the abnormal creatures humans? The system wants me to kill people?

Isn’t this going to turn me into the King Kong who was masturbating on the Empire State Building?

He is an extraordinary person, but he knows very well how powerful a person has. This is a taboo force that can destroy most of the lives on earth!

He had short arms and short legs, and he was knocked down by several anesthesia guns without hitting them. How could he clear them up!

Unless the system is really great...

Li Xian's eyes showed helplessness. Isn't the task of this system just to cheat him? Just clear the truth, it's clear that he is going to die!

"Ahem!!"

Suddenly, the mother of the little girl who had been watching him in front of Li Xian coughed violently at the glass.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but Li Xian always feels that she is coughing at him, and he smells a strange smell...

Sizzle ~!

Suddenly, all the lights outside the glass went out, which scared the tourists and began to complain.

"Why did the power suddenly come out?"

"What are you doing! Will this zoo still run out of electricity?"

"Woooooooooooooooo! Mom!"

"Ahem! What's going on? Ahem!"

"Aliang, are you okay? Why did you suddenly cough so hard?"

"Ahem..."

All the laughter and joy outside the glass disappeared in the blink of an eye, and everyone was complaining about the sudden power outage in the zoo.

Some condemn and some anger, and some go directly to the garden party to argue.

They paid for tickets and got in. Their treatment was just like this. The electricity was shut down. How could they think of monkeys without air conditioning? I wonder if modern people can’t survive without air conditioning!
To be continued...
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