Chapter 57 Jokes
Second, seeing the people who were about to come out of the submarine in their mind power, Zhong Yuan felt a few thrusts in his heart. It was time for Zhong Yuan to still don’t know what was going on, and he would have lived in vain for so many years.
Slowly, the cabin door on the submarine slowly opened. The people on the submarine were obviously prepared. They looked at the small mustache, a small mustache that covered the cabin door, pulled out a knife, and split the fish net with a few strokes.
The people in the submarine came out and also held a megaphone in their hands. Several soldiers looked arrogant and snatched the fishermen on the Tan boat. Of course, these soldiers dared to point at them. It was okay to scare people. If they really did, no one would dare to do it. But even so, the Tan people on the Tan boat were just ordinary people after all, but they had never seen such a big battle? Except for a few older people, the others were so scared that their faces were pale. The captain was so angry that his mouth was trembling. These shameless guys actually ran to China's territory to show off their power.
Shortly after a few soldiers walked out, they followed several officers out, but the officers stopped after only leaving the cabin door, watching the soldiers holding the sensors and weapons slowly walking towards the head of the submarine. The officers had smug expressions on their faces. But soon the officers couldn't laugh immediately.
The soldier with the megaphone was about to raise the megaphone to shout. Suddenly his feet slid and his whole body fell to the ground. It would be fine if it was just like this, but the soldier with the megaphone fell. It seemed like a chain reaction. The four soldiers with weapons behind the soldier also slid and followed the ground. The most incredible thing was that the surface of the submarine, which had obviously been specially treated, suddenly seemed to have turned into an ice skating rink. Not only did the soldiers fall down, but they all seemed to be in the ice skating rink. With a few sounds, the soldiers actually crossed the surface of the submarine several meters wide and all fell into the sea.
The fishermen on the scumbag who were waiting for trouble to come were stunned. What was the situation? April Fool's Day? The clown team sent by the other party? But no matter how they watched the embarrassing performances of several soldiers, Wang Min's stump on the fishing boat suddenly eased a lot, and a few of them were even more courageous and laughed out loud. The others all blushed, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
The opposite of the performance on the Dan ship was that the officers who were still preparing to watch the show at the submarine door were all looking at the blue faces, and the soldiers who were swimming desperately in the sea but couldn't climb up. I saw this good show, but it was too different from the expectations in my heart.
Several officers quickly walked to the place where the soldiers fell just now. They rubbed their feet hard on the ground. Not only did they not slip, but the friction was also very strong. At this moment, the eyes of several officers looking at the soldiers were no longer as simple as Tiexing. Even if one of them accidentally fell, it would be even more reassuring. Flowing 5 at a time? They all slid a few meters and fell into the sea? In the hearts of these officers, what they lost was not the face of the submarine, and even the faces of the entire country were thrown here. Some officers even suspected the background of the soldiers.
"Wow hahaha! These idiots can't even walk!" Compared to the people on the submarine and fishing boat, Zhong Yuan was much more lively. Looking at the soldiers with a arrogant look, they suddenly fell into the sea. Miaomiao and the others had already laughed without any image. Yan'er even laughed while pointing at the soldiers in the sea and cursing idiots.
"Hehe, Sister Yan'er is so stupid. Have you forgotten what the adults said just now?" Quan'er almost broke down and started to say it with a smile when he heard Yan'er's words.
"You know! I know it." Yan'er raised her head, looking like I knew it long ago.
"Sir, why don't you take those officials down? You can also take those officials down!" I was so happy that I looked at the officers on the submarine. Huan'er's eyes turned and said excitedly to Zhong Yuan... Let's see the situation first. It's enough to get those officials down. Didn't you look at the eyes of those officials? Those soldiers probably have to have trouble when they go back. If they have to get these people down, they know that there is something wrong even if they are stupid." Zhong Yuan shook his head, and with the experiments of those officials just now, he had just done so.
The soldiers who were being pulled up in the sea would not believe it no matter how they explained it. It was too simple to let the soldiers fall down. Zhong Yuan only laid a layer of mental power on the surface of the submarine. Seeing that the soldier was about to speak, the layer of mental power was moved against the surface of the submarine like a conveyor belt, and several soldiers who were not prepared at all were naturally thrown into the sea without any suspense. Could it be that those soldiers explained that the surface of the submarine would move?
"Wow, sir, this idea is good. Why don't we turn those who haven't gone into the sea into monsters and let them beat them?" Miaomiao heard Zhong Yuan say this, her eyes suddenly lit up. She knew that the purpose of Zhong Yuan doing this was nothing more than to turn the soldiers and the officials into two groups, not counting one group as a punching bag, but also to be suspicious of another group. Following this idea, Miaomiao suddenly had an idea.
"Oh? You have this skill. Turn those officials into monsters?" Hearing Miaomiao... 4, he turned around strangely, and was very excited to look at Miaomiao...
"No, sir, it's not what you think. In fact, it's the same as when we scare people. As long as we get some yin energy around those people, we can dress those people up according to our minds. In fact, they are just hallucinations, and the essence has not changed. But what others see is the appearance of us! Xiao Miaomiao shook his head. Knowing Zhong Yuan's thoughts, he quickly explained.
"I'm so! I've seen this trick in movies before, and it's quite useful. Actually, I have similar methods, but I haven't studied it much. It seems that it's good to use it in this situation in the future, but don't be busy. Let's take a look first and then Zhong Yuan nodded, remembering the shots in a ghost movie. It seems that those ghost movies are not all blown... Then, sir, I've agreed. Someone will belong to me, and my idea was proposed." Seeing that Zhong Yuan did not reject it, Miaomiao quickly grabbed a place and said it. "And I, and I!" Zhong Yuan nodded. Huan'er and the others also floated in front of Zhong Yuan and argued. If they asked the little girls what was the most fun, Zhong Yuan would be sure that the little girls would definitely say that scary was the most fun.
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I don't know what these people are going to do, what are they busy with!" Zhong Yuan rolled his eyes, not understanding why this little girl was so enthusiastic about this matter... Hua Heng hums! Ignore the adults, let's take the rock-paper-scissors first. If you want to live, you will follow the order!" Xiao Yan'er snorted, pulled Huan'er and the others to guess.
"Xiao hiss! It hurts so much." Seeing the soldier who was pulled up from the sea, he was kicked to the ground by an official, Miaomiao suddenly touched his stomach and pretended that I was in great pain, but Zhong Yuan could not see the pain at all when he was scattered.
The soldiers were kicked to the ground, and they were explaining something with their mouths open, but the response they received was one of the officers who flew away. Although they couldn't understand, Zhong Yuan was so arrogant that he could guess that he didn't think anything was strange. However, the official was obviously angry, otherwise he wouldn't have kicked the soldier in front of so many fishermen.
The official said something else. Several soldiers pulled from the sea trembled and retreated to the side. The soldier who held the sensor handed the sensor to the official and retreated to the side. Seeing the official holding the megaphone ready to shout, Zhong Yuan knew that the show was coming.
"Listen to the people on the ship in front, you have been arrested. Now I accused you of illegally entering our waters for fishing operations. Not only that, but also intend to attack our submarines. Put down your weapons and raise your hands to surrender!" Unexpectedly, the official Chinese language was pretty good, but the words spoken were not like human language.
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"I don't care who you are. This is the waters of the Diaoyu Islands belong to China's territory. There is no illegal fishing. As for what you mean by attacking submarines, your submarines are fish. Have you ever seen people attacking submarines with a light net? The captain cursed gently. It was indeed a group of shameless guys. They didn't find any better ones when they made excuses. This fishing net could attack submarines. Then tomorrow I will go to find a small pistol to shoot down your satellites.
"Hahaha! This is the best joke I have ever heard. Diaoyu Island belongs to China? Hahaha! Also, I want to reiterate it. I heard it clearly. What I said is that you intend to attack our submarine. It was "intention" after hearing it clearly. So now you have put down your weapons for me and go back to investigate." The official looked at the scumbag on the boat with contempt. A few words made the people on the fishing boat tremble. Even Zhong Yuan, who was floating between the two, had a pale face. At this moment, Zhong Yuan was about to understand what shamelessness and limitlessness meant.
"Ship, captain! I have contacted the fishery administration department. They also knew that the situation was urgent. They asked us to delay the time. They immediately contacted the relevant parties to send people, but it would take at least an hour!" The crew member who had called Guzi had finally reported the relevant situation to the fishery administration department and ran over panting and said to the captain.
"One hour smaller? I hope!" The captain was helpless when he heard that it would take an hour to come, but the captain knew that it was already very fast to send people here in an hour. But will the person on the submarine in the distance give an hour?
"Sir! I only now know that lying can be so justified!" Miaomiao, who was floating beside Zhong Yuan, was embarrassing the officer who spoke with admiration, but the contempt in his eyes was obvious.
"Let's know? An hour? Not to mention an hour, we're in a good mood today, even if these guys don't want to run away for a day." Zhong Yuan also heard the captain and the others' words. It was too easy for Zhong Yuan to keep this submarine. He had made up his mind to deal with those people quietly, so Zhong Yuan was in a good mood.
Chapter completed!