"You don't know how to be a pig at all! It's really a disgrace to us! Hmph!"
"Chi chi chi chi!"
Outside the royal capital, in the corner of the hill.
The land around here is full of pits and pits, and in many places the turf and the soil below seem to have been gnawed by something, leaving a long series of traces.
Two figures faced each other in it.
The atmosphere is solemn.
It is said that there are two figures, but there are actually three things.
One of them is a fair and fat half-grown boy, but at the moment his whole body is surrounded by golden light. The two ears on his head are like cattail fans, and there is a pig's nose on his face.
On the other side, there was a fat little pig with a green shell on its head.
The expressions of both parties were very solemn, and there were signs of embarrassment on their bodies. It was obvious that they had done something before.
But it seems that no one can do anything about it.
The half-grown boy snorted coldly and said: "You said I don't know how to be a pig? It's a joke!" There seemed to be two whirlpools in his eyes, "I have been eating almost every day since I was born.
There are probably more things than you have ever seen!"
As he spoke, He opened his mouth suddenly, and a strong attraction immediately erupted. The strong wind suddenly rose, sucking in all the surrounding soil, stones, flowers, plants, branches and leaves!
But the little pig was obviously on guard. He jumped up and rolled directly to the ground. He closed his hooves and rolled to the side like a meat dumpling.
As soon as the half-grown boy shut up, the strong wind subsided, and he started chewing, making a crunching sound in his mouth, and then smiled and said: "What skills do you have, you little pig head? Apart from being able to hide quickly, you are useless at all! Look how pitiful you are.
He’s so big, I’m afraid he hasn’t had enough to eat since the day he was born!”
The little pig's face immediately changed, showing an angry look, but fortunately the little turtle on top stretched out its short legs and patted it gently to comfort it.
So, the little pig calmed down and said: "So, you idiot, you don't know the way of a pig, do you really think that eating more is better? Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at you, you are basically being worshiped by those
People like Xianghuo have lost their minds and are extremely stupid! Hmph! You are clearly controlled by magical powers and do not know how to control them. You will be ruined!"
"What did you say!" The young man jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, "Stop talking nonsense!"
There was faint smoke coming out of His body.
"It hit a sore spot!"
But the little pig became excited, and then he said seriously: "Isn't it the reason for eating like this? It's just to gain weight! What's the purpose of gaining weight? It's for people to kill and eat! You
He said he was a god, but when someone offered incense to him, he acted like a fool and ate everything. He also said that the bigger one was better, but which one is better for you? It tastes better to others!"
"Shut up!"
A strong wind blew over and blew away a few inches of the land.
"I even eat dirt, how pitiful!" The little pig rolled over again, stood up and shook himself, "I'm different! I eat very selectively, and I don't even look at ordinary things, only
Only those fragrant and carefully cooked things can enter my mouth. Not to mention the food, it is the incense. If it is not tempting, then I would rather be hungry than eat even a little bit! Humph!"
As he said that, the little pig raised his head proudly!
"That's nonsense!" The half-year-old boy looked extremely angry and opened his mouth again to take a breath. But as soon as he made a move, his whole body suddenly trembled, and he froze in place, and then his face turned gloomy!
"It's finally started!" Little Pig breathed a sigh of relief, "Humph, Grandpa Pig, you are really rolling all over the floor now? Wrong! I have a restriction on my body, and if it is stained on the ground, it will be swallowed up by you stupid thing.
We're in, now, the upset stomach is just the beginning, just wait..."
"Woo!"
Before Xiaozhu finished speaking, the half-grown boy opposite him suddenly fell to his knees trembling all over, then looked back with a horrified face, and murmured in his mouth: "Your Majesty, forgive me! Your Majesty, forgive me! This subordinate is not running away.
, it was really caused by an accident, and I don’t know the situation in the twelve palaces! I hope the venerable one can discern clearly!"
After saying that, he kowtowed on the spot without caring.
Seeing this, Xiaozhu couldn't help but snorted: "Why do you need to give me such a big gift? But it's true that you called me "honored". Although you have gone astray, you can correct your mistakes if you know them. There is no great way to do good. Please change slowly in the future!"
Little Turtle: "..."
At this moment, a faint mist floated over.
"Huh?" Xiaozhu was stunned and looked in the direction of the mist. What he saw was that on the Qi and Blood Formation that isolated the inside and outside, masses of mist were eroding the barrier and seeping out.
"Good guy!"
"It's getting foggy."
After walking out of the door, Chen Jiao looked at the faint mist around her with a look of doubt. After all, she had been interrupted by the strange phenomena in the city. However, when she walked out, the strange phenomena in the city had disappeared, but inside and outside.
Outside, there is a lot of light mist floating.
"Something happened in the city." Lu You came from the front. This famous talent in Nanchen went out to investigate the situation first and came back in a few breaths. His face was solemn, "The King of Men led the black-armored guards to fight, but he has not come back yet.
, several surrounding streets were even blocked by soldiers, making it impossible to get out. Just now, two soldiers and horses stationed in the city were mobilized again. I heard that they were going to deploy at the south city gate to deal with the invading enemies!"
"Who is attacking?" Chen Jiao hurriedly stepped forward to ask. Facing her former idol, she didn't feel uneasy at all. Her expression showed worry, "Senior Brother Dian Yunzi previously sent a message saying that my second brother has already brought someone in.
Here you go, have you arrived at the royal capital?"
Lu You had a complicated look on his face, and then he shook his head and said: "With the ability of the Marquis of Linru County, there is no need to worry too much, on the contrary..."
Wow!
As he was talking, there was sudden chaos outside. First there was noise, and then there was the sound of dense footsteps.
Soon, a servant came over to report that someone from the city defense had just arrived and warned a few people not to go out at will.
"The city is indeed in chaos."
"good!"
A voice came from outside the door, it was Gao Bai.
He was still carrying two people in his hands, walked into the house, and threw them directly on the ground: "Get ready and leave with me. There is no peace in this city, and I just realized on a whim that there is going to be a big change in Shenzang!"
Chen Jiao was stunned and said, "Didn't you say you can't leave?"
"Are all Chen's clans so stupid?" Gao Bai looked at her like a fool: "Didn't you see the two people I brought here? The people from the royal capital are already preparing to attack us, but
My energy has been affected and I can’t take my hand away for the time being. The previous report was to appease you and wait!”
Chen Jiao suddenly looked ashamed.
Lu You said: "What is involving their energy? Could it be that Taikang's loss of the country in the original historical process is about to happen? But this human king is not far away from the royal capital..."
"The things in the divine treasure are specious, and many things are inconsistent with historical records. There are differences, just like right now..." Gao Bai paused slightly and said: "A troop of soldiers suddenly appeared out of thin air and surrounded the city.