Chapter 32 Tasteful Chapters (Warning! Do not watch while eating
The man in black didn't stay too long. After seeing that he couldn't persuade Mr. Tang, he handed over and left, pulled up his veil, and walked out of the door. In the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the night.
Mr. Tang paused at the door for a while, staring at the dark night outside, not knowing what he was thinking. It was not until the sound of frogs crowing outside that disturbed his thoughts that he closed the door again and locked the door stop.
The candlelight cast Mr. Tang's human silhouette on the screen window. The black figure moved his head close to the flickering candlelight. The next second, the room fell into darkness...
Just when Liang Yi and Mr. Tang reunited, Fang Yu and others who were far away in Dongyi had also walked along the edge for a day and a night.
The place they walked was on the edge of the area.
Generally speaking, such edges are mostly barren mountains and uninhabited places.
It was not easy for Fang Yu and Fang Sanduo to pull the carriage over mountains and ridges, so they could only keep going around the mountain on such terrain.
As a result, they were twisting and turning. If Fang Yu hadn't had a map, they would have been lost in the mountains and turned into a pile of bones.
But perhaps precisely because of this, Fang Yu's map of this terrain was the most detailed. It was so detailed that when Fang Yu zoomed in, he could see some of the paths and mountains he saw when he went around these mountains.
It took them two days to get out of this barren mountain and arrive at an unknown area.
Just after coming down the mountain, Fang Yu pulled the carriage and walked in one direction.
Fang Sanduo, who usually pulls the carriage with him, is not next to him at this time. He is the only one who laboriously pulls the carriage.
After walking about three or four kilometers, Fang Yu finally saw a small river.
Fang Yu, whose lips were already withered, her eyes lit up when she saw the river, and she quickly pulled the carriage towards the river.
When they came to the river, Fang Yu parked the car beside it and quickly took out the slightly broken clay pot from the car.
After jumping into the river and filling a clay pot with water, he went ashore and used the wood piled in the carriage to start lighting a fire to boil the water.
Along the way, Fang Yu and the others became more and more comfortable with this carriage.
With this carriage, Fang Yu and others feel like they have a RV.
Regardless of whether it is food or food, Fang Yu and the others can store it in the carriage to protect it from the sun during the day and wind at night. If it weren't for the fact that not a drop of rain fell in this damn weather, Fang Yu could still try out its waterproof effect.
After Fang Yu boiled the water in an earthenware jar, he put the earthenware jar aside and waited until the temperature dropped slightly before putting the earthenware jar into the river to use the river water to quickly cool down.
I didn't dare to put it in when it was the hottest because I was afraid that the earthen pot wouldn't be able to withstand the extreme temperature changes. If it cracked directly, Fang Yu would also crack with it!
After cooling down the earthenware jar, Fang Yu picked up the earthenware jar and took a few sips herself. After replenishing the water, she carried the earthenware jar to the carriage.
At this time, Fang Sanduo and Huang Meizheng were lying side by side in the carriage. Their lower abdomens were bulging and they were lying on the floor. Only their chests were rising and falling.
After Fang Yu came in, Fang Sanduo struggled to sit up, but as soon as he moved, he felt like a scraper in his lower abdomen. The pain was unbearable, as if his stomach would be cut open by a knife when he sat up. He was so frightened that he could only
Lying back again.
"Uncle! Don't move! I'll do it!"
Fang Yu saw Fang Sanduo's actions and quickly stopped.
We don't dare to let them move around now. If they suddenly move around, they might really explode.
However, it was not the stomach that burst, but the large intestine.
It has been almost a week since I last ate tree bark.
During this week, although Fang Yu often asked Fang Sanduo and Huang Mei to drink more water to keep their bodies hydrated.
But all they eat this week is meat!
Without any other combination of fruits and vegetables, all their wastes accumulated in the large intestine, stuck in the bark fibers and unable to be excreted.
In other words, they have been constipated for a week.
If this were the case in modern times, we would be very nervous.
Because it has been blocked for too long, the large intestine is dry and hard to pull out.
What's more, Fang Sanduo and the others still eat bark and horse meat, so there's no need to say more.
The reason why Fang Sanduo and Fang Yu didn't come out to pull the cart together later was because he and Huang Mei's stomachs were completely blocked due to long-term blockage.
The large intestine is blocked, which means that as long as there is excess waste, the two of them will suffer the pain of the large intestine being stretched open.
In addition, as long as they move, the passive peristalsis of the large intestine will cause the already stretched intestinal wall to rub against the dried waste, causing pain like a knife.
This kind of pain is a bit like a woman giving birth, it is a very extreme pain.
The pain is comparable to a man's balls being pinched.
At this time, if the two of them are suffering from addiction, it would feel like...
Therefore, as early as the day before, Fang Sanduo was already lying in the carriage unable to move, leaving Fang Yu alone to pull the carriage outside.
Regarding this, both uncles and aunts were quite frustrated and ashamed.
Because, along the way, they have not brought much help to Fang Yu at all. Instead, they have been dragging him down and become a burden to him.
After Fang Sanduo also lay down in the carriage, the two asked Fang Yu to leave and leave them alone.
But how could Fang Yu agree?
Faced with Fang Yu's resolute attitude, Fang Sanduo and his wife were moved and finally woke up. They no longer felt sorry for themselves, but cooperated with Fang Yu to minimize the trouble they brought to Fang Yu.
As for the situation between Fang Sanduo and Fang Yu, Fang Yu had actually expected it before and had a plan in mind.
This is why he remains calm.
Fang Sanduo and Huang Mei didn't drink too much.
Because you drink too much, you have to urinate.
At this time, it was painful for them to turn over, let alone get up.
After Fang Yu let them quench their thirst, he took out the earthen jar and then took out a leather bag from the carriage.
This leather bag looks very disgusting, it looks like an internal organ.
But it’s really just an internal organ!
This is the horse's stomach.
After Fang Yu killed the horse before, except for some things that were really unusable, Fang Yu didn't take anything else that could be used.
Including horse hide, horse stomach, horse bones, etc.
After being simply kneaded with plant ash and then exposed to the sun, the horse's stomach has become a simple water bag.
Although the validity period of this water bag is not long due to the production method, it is almost enough for Fang Yu.
The food intestine was preserved in the front of the horse's stomach, and the entrance to the large intestine at the back was blocked by Fang Yu's direct knot.
The food intestine is now as shriveled as a belt, but it can still circulate water without leaking.
Fang Yu first took out the earthen jar and poured the remaining water into the horse's stomach. Then he boiled another earthen jar of water.
While waiting for the water to boil, Fang Yu mixed some river water with a wooden stick far away from the river and dug out a pit in the land.
After the pit was dug, the water was boiled.
After the water boiled this time, Fang Yu took out the remaining bottle of the physical recovery potion he had obtained earlier from the carriage.
After uncorking the bottle, Fang Yu poured the horse oil in the bottle into the boiling river water.
After simple stirring, the river water mixed with grease has a strange smell.
After Fang Yu waited for the water to become warm, she poured the water mixed with oil into the water bag again.
After the water bag swelled up, Fang Yu took out a small piece of white horse bone from the carriage.
Fang Yu specially picked out this horse bone. He had also forgotten which part of the horse it was. This bone was only as thick as the big toe, with a somewhat oval appearance and a hollow center.
Fang Yu stuffed the horse bone into the mouth of the intestine connected to the horse's tail, leaving only a small head of the horse bone exposed in front. Then, he tied the horse bone and the mouth of the intestine to death with rag strips.
In this way, a simple and crazy enema device is ready.
Yes!
Now the only way Fang Yu can think of to solve Fang Sanduo's defecation problem is enema.
If there is no glycerin, horse oil can only be used instead.
Although the effect is unknown, it is at least better than just using water.
Just using water will irritate the intestinal wall, damage the intestinal mucosa, and accidentally bleed the intestines, which is a big problem.
After mixed with fat, at least it will be less irritating, and the fat can also help the peristalsis of the large intestine.
At least this method, in Fang Yu's opinion, should be 70% certain.
After doing all this, Fang Yu got into the carriage, carefully supported Fang Sanduo, and took Fang Sanduo out of the carriage.
He placed Fang Sanduo beside the pit.
Then, Fang Yu told his uncle one by one his methods in front of Fang Sanduo.
Fang Sanduo's face turned livid the more he listened, and it wasn't until Fang Yu finished speaking that he spoke with difficulty.
"Goudan, is this the only way?"
Fang Sanduo looked at Fang Yu with a hint of pleading in his eyes.
After hearing the method mentioned by Fang Yu, if Fang Yu's status in their hearts was not as high as before, Fang Sanduo would have had a few big guys come up to him if it had been Fang Yu who had just started.
Is this a solution that anyone can come up with?
Did you ask your nephew to solve the problem of gastrointestinal obstruction for you, or did you use this method?!!!
But now Fang Yu's changes made Fang Sanduo and Fang Sanduo subconsciously obey and trust his words, so he asked Fang Yu if there were other ways.
Fang Yu shook her head.
Seeing Fang Yu shaking his head, Fang Sanduo's expression became even more ugly.
This man who was over thirty years old lowered his head, letting his boring and bifurcated bangs cover his face, and then spoke.
After a long time, Fang Sanduo finally spoke.
"Goudan... If you're like this, you might as well let your uncle die..."
When Fang Sanduo thought about what the two of them were going to do next, he felt that if he lived like this, he might as well die!
Fang Yu said nothing.
Not to mention Fang Sanduo, he also needs to be mentally prepared for what he is going to do next.
Tonight is destined to be a delicious night.
He is even ready to unlock the perseverance skill.
He could understand Fang Sanduo's confusion.
Death and social death are both death, but they are two aspects.
One means the death of physical functions, the other means death on the spiritual level.
If Fang Sanduo was treated by a doctor, then Fang Sanduo would still be able to accept it.
But why does it have to be his nephew!!!
I really want to count the balls!
Fang Sanduo kept roaring in his heart.
But in the end, Fang Sanduo made his decision.
As the saying goes, it is better to die than live. He understood that if he did not receive treatment quickly, the final result waiting for him would be death.
Not to mention that he still doesn’t want to die.
Just because of the cause of death, he felt that he might not be able to avoid the scene of social death.
It's nothing more than one in front of his nephew and the other in front of the king of hell.
After much thought, the consciousness of survival finally prevailed. Fang Sanduo gritted his teeth, nodded, and agreed to the treatment.
After seeing that Fang Sanduo had passed his level, Fang Yu took out another piece of butter from the carriage.
This is horse oil soap.
Horse oil soap is formed by mixing horse oil and alkaline water filtered from plant ash.
This is really a good way to learn physics, and you won’t be afraid of traveling around the world!
Fang Yu applied the horse oil soap to the horse's head and rubbed it in a circle, so that the entire horse bone was covered with soap oil.
Then Fang Sanduo gritted his teeth and took the horse bone wrapped with an intestinal belt.
After Fang Sanduo took care of Ma Hu, Fang Yu stood up, took out two Y-shaped wooden sticks and inserted them between them, and put a wooden stick in the middle. Then, he took out the horsehide from the carriage and hung it on the wooden stick.
above, forming a covering screen.
When he saw this screen, the pressure in Fang Sanduo's heart suddenly became much less stressful.
Although Fang Yu proposed this method, he obviously had already planned it. With this screen, he would be able to overcome many obstacles in his mind more naturally.
Suosuoxixi.
After a while, Fang Yu heard a strange moan from Fang Sanduo through the horsehide, and then Fang Sanduo's slightly embarrassed and nervous voice came from behind the horsehide.
"Gou...Gou Dan, I'm fine..."
Fang Yu nodded and said.
"Uncle, remember that when you feel your intestines and stomach begin to fill up, you should rub your lower abdomen to speed up penetration."
After finishing speaking, and after hearing Fang Sanduo's response, Fang Yu began to slowly squeeze the water bag.
The warm water mixed with fat in the water bag flowed into the back of the horse's hide along the intestines. Then, Fang Sanduo on the other side made some very subtle humming sounds, and the water in the water bag was squeezed until it was almost full.
After all, a word finally came from Fang Sanduo's side.
"Goudan...you...go away!"
When Fang Yu heard this, he immediately stood up, put down the water bag, and quickly left the position.
From so far away, Fang Yu could hear the sound of water flowing down three thousand feet from behind the horse hide.
Then, an indescribable smell began to reverberate in the air.
Fortunately, this place was very open, and Fang Yu deliberately chose an upwind outlet, so the smell was quickly blown around by the wind.
Wait until all those sounds stop.
Fang Yu waited for a long time.
Finally, Fang Yu saw Fang Sanduo, holding his waist, crossing his legs, and coming out from behind the horsehide in a strange posture.
Fang Yu's eyes turned to his lower abdomen.
I saw that his originally bulging lower abdomen was now flat, and Fang Sanduo felt as if a thousand kilograms of weight had been lifted off his body, and he felt relaxed.
Obviously, Fang Sanduo's hearty drink just now had completely opened up his stomach.
The constipation crisis is over.
However, staying in this place, Fang Sanduo and Fang Yu, the uncle and nephew, are still a little embarrassed.
Besides, even if there is wind, the smell of this place is still a bit indescribable.
So Fang Yu and Fang Sanduo looked at each other, and in tacit understanding, they packed up the things on the ground and put them back into the carriage. Then they pulled the carriage along the river for a while before stopping.
Down.
The earth pit that Fang Yu originally dug behind him has disappeared, and a mound of earth has appeared on top of it, towering above the ground. The moist surface exudes a strong smell that no living person should enter...
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Hmm... I feel like I have a taste for what I wrote...
Then, congratulations to everyone, the useless knowledge has increased again~
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