Volume 4 Falling into Hell Chapter 325: Brainwashing (Part 1)
Iloth's face suddenly darkened. No wonder Selina said that the Yugoros merchant with the farting beast in his hand was scary.
This creature is both disgusting and rare. Once it falls into the hands of a Yugoloth merchant, it will become a terrible bargaining chip.
He neither beats you nor scolds you. These merchants don't even need to bargain, it's enough to disgust you anytime and anywhere.
The first thing a disgusted person needs to spit out is not stomach acid, but gold coins. Now Barr finally understands this.
'We can't go on like this,' Yi Luo thought: 'We must find some way to change this disadvantage.'
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Eloise took a deep breath and suddenly asked: "Suddenly, I became very interested in your children. If I want to buy them, they are these farting beasts. It will cost me
How much?"
Sherlock blinked, unable to believe what he heard. Is this devil crazy?
He wants to buy a fart beast!?
He even asked the price!
This question was so weird, so weird that it was far beyond Sherlock's expectation.
Generally speaking, as long as the city lords have noses, they will insist on not allowing those farting beasts to enter their castles. Who makes these poor devils obey the rules and have noses?
At this time, I only need to give them a kind reminder. If I am willing to pay a sum of money that is neither too much nor too little to appease the sadness of my children, then the city lord will most likely give in. They are happy to do so.
Spend some money to get rid of Sherlock's disgusting children.
And this is just the beginning. In the subsequent transactions, Sherlock will have smooth sailing. Once he encounters trouble, he only needs to emphasize a little how rich his children are and how big their appetites are.
If they cannot earn enough gold coins to fill their stomachs, then these poor children will be in a bad mood. They will fart, commit suicide, and do many self-destructive things.
In this case, even if Sherlock has a ten-level gust of wind blowing in front of him, he still has to turn around instantly. With the fart beast, Sherlock has always had smooth sailing.
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No one would ever think of buying one of these farting beasts, ever.
No matter where you are in the multiverse, as long as you still have sense and sense of smell, you won't want to own this thing.
Why did you buy this? Do you like the feeling of spending money to hang 10,000 toilets under your nose?
So Sherlock was a little unprepared for this. He felt that the devil in front of him was a little different. For a while, he couldn't tell whether this difference was good or bad for him.
So this elegant businessman seemed a little hesitant. He considered his words and said slowly:
"I have a deep relationship with them, I like them, I really do! I even gave them names, you see, the shaky one I call him little boy, and the fatter one I call him Fatty. They are like my biological children.
Just like my sons, no amount of gold coins can shake my feelings for them."
"Then they are not for sale?"
Sherlock shook his head excitedly: "Not for sale? There has never been such a thing. Hey! I said, you can insult my child, but you can't insult my profession. I am a businessman, there is nothing I can't sell, as long as you are willing to pay.
, my grandmother can sell it to you."
Eloise smiled: "You are really good at joking."
"No, no. I'm serious. This is no joke. If you really want my grandmother, the only trouble is that it's hard to estimate. She's really not worth much."
Eloise rolled his eyes: "I understand, I'm not interested in your grandmother. What I'm interested in now is these farting beasts. How much are they worth?"
"What do you mean? No amount of gold coins can shake the relationship between me and my children. Why can't you understand? This is true love! They are not like my annoying grandmother, they are very obedient."
"Ask me one last time, I think you must know that in the entire multiverse, maybe I am the only one who will pay for them. I am talking about those fart beasts. How much does one cost?"
Eloise asked very seriously, indeed she was serious.
Suddenly Iloth really wanted some of these disgusting creatures. The reason was simple: since this kind of creature could disgust him, he could also disgust others.
"Oh, this is..." Sherlock twisted in his chair with difficulty, then he stretched out a finger, pointed at Elos and said: "You, you are a very powerful kid, I want to treat you
Say, you are a shrewd guy, but you are not smart enough. Don’t try to dazzle my eyes with a few shining gold disaster coins, that is impossible.”
This old bastard, Elos took a long breath and asked: "What if there are more than a few disaster coins?"
"Oh, you know, sometimes I can't refuse. Although I have a good relationship with them, they are almost like my sons. But business is business, and feelings are feelings. This is the principle, you say so, as a person
As intelligent creatures, we need some principles. What is it if we don’t follow the rules and just do as we please? Those are the devils in the abyss. Only stupid and annoying abyss creatures are like that. Don’t you think so?"
Most devils do this. If you want to please a devil, the easiest way is to curse the devil in front of them. Vice versa. Usually at this time, the devil will scold their old enemy together with Sherlock.
-Those demons in the abyss, after scolding each other, the relationship between the two parties will naturally take a further step.
But this time this trick didn't work very well, because Elos was not a pure devil. He just nodded lightly and said: "That's good. Now back to the topic, let's talk about the price."
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Sherlock felt in trouble this time. He had never bought a Farting Beast before, so the Chamber of Commerce did not give a quotation. The businessman licked his dry lips and said:
"Those fart beasts are not cheap. They eat a lot. I spent a lot of money to feed them, and I also need a group of professionals to take care of them. You see, they are the ones who put their whole bodies in a
The guy in the condom, ordinary people can't survive around the farting beast, the air environment there is a bit bad."
Eloise was already a little impatient: "How expensive is it?"
How expensive is it?
To be honest, Sherlock himself doesn't know. He needs to think, and thinking takes time.
So Sherlock smiled dryly and said:
"Hey, this is business. We have plenty of time to discuss business, so don't be too anxious. Please kindly host let us take a break and we can have a good talk at dinner. I just brought some sweet wine from the main plane here,
Among the slaves there are also clowns who can sing and beauties of foreign races who can dance. Of course, these are free and are used to thank the master for his kindness."
"Of course, come in, but your children?"
"Oh, leave them alone, those children have never been qualified guests." Sherlock waved his hand indifferently: "Just let them stay outside. More air will be good for them. I don't want to eat anymore.
Sometimes you hear the sound of their farts, Lord Elos, please."
Iloth was not humble. He knew that humility in hell was not a virtue, but cowardice.
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He turned around and walked slowly back to the castle. Behind Elos were four tauren slaves carrying Sherlock and a long caravan.
The arrival of the caravan made several of Ilosu's men very busy. The fallen angel Don Juan, the little devil Mare, and even the archangel Gurira who was still being trained were pulled out to greet the guests.
Fortunately, they didn't have to do too many things. They arranged rooms for several of Sherlock's "stewards", set up a space for the caravan for them to stack their goods, and moved in the big centipedes, big spiders and big scorpions separately.
In the dungeon, the cattle are driven into the stables.
When the last cow was driven into the stable, the work was finally done. Don Juan looked at the large group of cows, and suddenly his curiosity arose.
"What do you feed them?" Don Juan asked a caravan steward beside him.