Volume 4 Falling into Hell Chapter 347 True Lies...
"Oh, Lord Elos, your prejudice against me is really too deep."
Sherlock shook his head and looked at Eloise with his melancholy eyes. This look was honed by Sherlock's experience of waiting for death every day while not being able to eat anything. It was extremely lethal. , Eloise felt her whole body tingle when she saw this look.
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Seeing that Eloise was conquered by his eyes, Sherlock continued with satisfaction: ωωw..net
"Did you know that there is an old proverb in the East that goes like this: If you can't see someone for three days, you should scratch your eyes with a knife and then look again. It means that you should not look at people with old eyes. This will not Well, we should look at things and people from a progressive and developmental perspective."
"It's all a mess, but it's like, 'We'll look at each other with new eyes after three days of separation!'"
Eloise said angrily while wiping his face. The drizzle that suddenly came out of Sherlock's mouth made him regain some of the feelings he had back then. Now he already somewhat believed that the person standing in front of him was Sherlock, there are very few people in the entire multiverse who can talk and spit like Sherlock.
"Actually, there's not much difference. I usually don't stick to the literal meaning. It's too rigid and boring. The most important thing is that you have to learn to understand the true meaning of the sentence. That's the key." Sherlock He held his head high and said: "The key problem is that I have changed, I have become different, you can't believe it, I have become even better. I am no longer the Sherlock I used to be, I am now a brand new person Shylock, the rose-colored Shylock of life!”
"Uh..." Elos took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to draw his sword and kill people.
Then he quickly took a few steps back to keep himself away from this guy. Then Ilosu breathed out a long breath in his chest and said: "Okay, rose-colored Sherlock, you haven't answered me yet. The question is, why did you lose weight so fast, and your voice. Why is it like this..."
Finally, Iloth looked towards Liadrin and said, "Did you do this? Is it the effect of magic?"
Liadrin shook her head fiercely: "Sir, I can swear that this matter has nothing to do with me. And although there are many magics that can change one's own image, neither illusion nor transformation can achieve such an effect. I learned from Sherlock I can’t feel the magic fluctuation at all.”
Eloise looked at Sherlock blankly, while Sherlock held his head high, enjoying Eloise's gaze.
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"How did you do it?" Elos asked with an incredulous look on his face: "I think you have lost at least three hundred pounds, and your voice has also changed."
"No, you are wrong," Sherlock said: "It's not 300 pounds, I lost at least 500 pounds. As for how to do it, it's very simple to say that almost everyone can do it. It's hard to say. It is simply as difficult as climbing to the sky. Compared with this difficulty, even satisfying Rose in bed becomes very easy."
"Oh oh oh?" Eloise blinked and said, "Are you kidding, Rose, that spider goddess? Is there possibly a man who can satisfy her in bed?"
The spider goddess Lolth is also the goddess of the dark elves. She is a goddess who embodies almost all the negative characters of the dark elves. She is cruel and bad, and some people even think that she is crazy.
Such a goddess's fighting ability in bed is also god-level. It is said that there is no male in the entire multiverse who can satisfy her. Long-term dissatisfaction with desires is the reason why Rose's character is so bad.
Of course, this is just the gossip of the drunkards among the officials. So far, no one has ever asked Goddess Rose about this matter. Of course, there are also rumors that there are indeed male creatures who have strong confidence in themselves who have gone to Goddess Rose.
, but in the end someone saw the bodies of these people thrown into the abyss.
They were naked, withered bodies, obviously drained.
"Well, of course it's impossible to defeat that woman in bed," Sherlock said, "but the 'simple' way for me to become what I am today is more difficult than that. In fact, this method is - hunger strike
."
"Hunger strike?"
"Yes, hunger strike," Sherlock said with emotion: "Don't underestimate this hunger strike. Although everyone can claim to be on a hunger strike, I think there are very few people like me who go on a hunger strike for half a year at a time.
.If you don’t have firm willpower to fight against the ever-present hunger, it is impossible to persist for such a long time. The most difficult part of this matter is to have firm willpower and then perseverance.
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Of course, this is similar to conquering the goddess Rose in bed, but I don’t think anyone can hold on to her crotch for too long, so it’s even more impossible to insist on a hunger strike.”
"This shows how strong your willpower is," Elos said: "You are a man who can persevere for a long time. You are a male among males!"
Sherlock nodded fiercely. I must have been born to my parents, and the one who knows me is you, Eloise. "What you said is absolutely right," Sherlock said. "Although it is a bit suspected of flattery, there is nothing I can do about it."
The thing is, that’s what it is.”
"Then for my male dignity, go conquer Rose!" Elos said passionately: "This is the dream of many males in the multiverse. I think only your 'persistence' can accomplish this impossible
It’s the mission.”
"Ah? Ah! Yes, yes! If you say so, I should really climb into Rose's bed."
When he said this, Sherlock's gaze went over Eloise's shoulder and through the wall behind Eloise. This gaze was so deep and hesitant. He seemed to be thinking.
After a small silence, a tear slipped quietly from the corner of Sherlock's eye.
"Uh," Elos never expected that he would cry like this: "You, what's wrong with you?"
"Hug, I'm sorry." Sherlock said emotionally: "What you said is so right. I, I just think about the dignity of men in the entire multiverse being trampled under Rose's feet, and I feel an uncontrollable surge.
Sadness. Of course, there is also an uncontrollable anger. If I go, even if the woman is a goddess, she will only be defeated by my crotch. It's a pity..."
At this point, Sherlock's sadness could not be contained. He covered his face with his hands and said in pain: "What a pity!"
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"What's the pity?"
"It's a pity that I am an old-fashioned man." Yugoroth Demon Sherlock said these words seriously. He did not look at Elos's face. Sherlock just said to himself: "The woman I like is a traditional woman." Women like loyal women, and those slutty women are what I hate the most. If I could, I should fight for our men, but I really can't attack a woman I don't love. It's really a pity. , I can’t go to bed with a woman I don’t love, so I can only sleep with all the men in the world.”
As he said this, he shed a few tears of regret.
"You seem to be a yugoloth!" Iroth reminded softly.
"What's wrong with the yugoloth demon?" Sherlock asked: "Isn't the yugoloth demon allowed to have its own outlook on life and values? Can't the yugoloth demon pursue beautiful and loyal love?"
Eloise covered his mouth and stopped talking. Now he felt nauseated, and he was afraid that he would vomit on the spot.
It took a while for Eloise to recover. He simply ignored the self-obsessed Sherlock and turned to Liadrin and said: "What's wrong with him? Why did you bring this guy here? Do you want to see it?" Am I going to vomit to death?”
"Of course it won't be like this," Liadrin said with a chuckle: "I brought Lord Sherlock here because I wanted him to be the exclusive merchant of our castle and become your royal merchant, not just to manage slaves. I think he has experience in business, and his current appearance is indeed very convincing."