Volume 6 In the World Chapter 500 Chapter 90 Weird (Part 1)
It is true that some devils regard him as a strawberry ready for picking.
Some of the devils have a relatively high interest in life and women. They will choose some normal methods: such as sending flowers, saying sweet words, and giving various shiny and beautiful gifts in the market.
Although it is very old-fashioned, the so-called old-fashioned method is also a classic method. This method of chasing women is useful for most women.
But it was a pity that Garlus was not a woman, and Elos saw with his own eyes that he peeed standing up like himself.
Garrus accepted all the things these people sent, and at the same time greeted them with a smile.
He used the dark elf's beautiful and magical voice with a special charm to tease those people, talk about the latest fashion topics, or some obscure adult jokes, and then politely said goodbye to them.
After those demons left, their minds would still be filled with the beautiful voice of Garlus, the beautiful face, the beautiful body of Garlus, the humorous conversation and the extensive knowledge in the previous conversation.
In a word, meeting and talking with Garlus was a pleasant thing. This kind of happiness is not so exciting, gentle and comfortable, but it is more interesting.
If stripping a woman naked and throwing her on the bed and then jumping on her is physical pleasure, then talking to Garlus is spiritual pleasure.
This wonderful man can always understand what the devil wants to say. Garlus, who is also a male, can understand the psychology of ambition better than a woman.
As a result, the attitude of these demons towards Garlus will soon change, and they will begin to appreciate her, which will develop into a kind of reverence.
Garlus is good at playing with them, and he is better at using his charm than women.
Of course, there are also some devils who lack sentiment, and they like to express their passionate feelings in more direct and primitive ways.
Most of them were dismissed by Garlus. Garlus' seriousness and hard work were obvious to all in the academy, and among Iroth's small circle, Garlus was the most intelligent and eager to learn.
Therefore, those who underestimated Garrus and regarded him as a black strawberry that could be picked at will paid a heavy price. At the last moment of their lives, these devils fully understood the art of punishment of the dark elves.
The only demon obsessed with Garlus succeeded in subduing the thorny black rose in a secret room after paying a terrible price.
As a result, when he took off Garlus' clothes, he was disappointed to find that he was not a rose, but a cucumber with thorns.
This devil went crazy in despair, and ended up strangling himself to death in front of Garlus.
"My body is indeed male," Garlus said coldly, "but my soul is female."
"Come on, you are just inferior to yourself," Azshara said without mercy: "You are not the first dark elf to do this. I am very aware of the social customs of my underground dark-skinned relatives."
The Dark Elves are a matriarchal society, and men have no status in the world of the Dark Elves.
All social positions, important positions in the city, and heads of families are all held by women.
In the world of dark elves, being born a male means that you will live a life without status. Even if you become an excellent magician, it is still difficult to change this. Sex discrimination will always exist.
Under this situation, many male dark elves will hate their parents. Male dark elves will hate why their parents did not give birth to women.
These male dark elves have more than once dreamed of how nice it would be if they were a woman, dreaming of wearing those beautiful clothes, and at the same time hating the ugly thing between their legs.
Without this thing, what kind of glory would I have achieved if I were a woman?
This kind of imagination is very common, and some of them even use clothes to disguise themselves as women to obtain a moment of pleasure.
The more serious ones are like Garlus, who have made terrible misunderstandings about their own gender.
He understands that he is a male, but he hates the fact that he is a male.
He could not accept such a cruel and unchangeable fact, so he chose not to accept this cruel reality. Garlus would rather live in the lies he created for himself than face the truth.
Because as long as Garrus is still a male, all his actions are meaningless. Even if he becomes a powerful mage, he is just a useful male favorite.
Those female dark elves don't care too much about his abilities, they just like his mage uniform.
"Stop talking."
Eloth stopped Azshara from continuing. If this situation continues, one of the two may have to die here on the spot.
Evil is so troublesome, they always kill each other.
Therefore, it is often more difficult to be the leader of an evil team than to be the leader of a righteous team. It is for this reason that the school in Heaven Hill only teaches you to be a good person, while the political academy in Hell teaches you how to be a good person.
Go and do things beautifully.
Iroth sighed and said: "I am also very aware of the social customs of the dark elves, but I also know that since we are sitting together now, we should not do this. We all know that Garlus is a human demon, but Ai Luosi
Sarah, can you please stop adding salt to his wounds."
Azshara just snorted coldly and said nothing.
"Thank you very much, Lord Elos," Garlus said with some embarrassment: "But can you please stop saying that I am a transvestite? This is a"
He considered the words and said: "How to say it? It's a secret, can you not tell it? How about letting it be hidden in the darkness forever?"
"But you are the one who never lies to me."
Iroth looked at Garlus' pleading eyes and sighed and said: "Okay, I understand what you mean, but if I don't call you a she-mon, what should I call you? Look at your friends, they are dead.
Elf Queen Azshara, Prince Thor without a throne, what about you?"
"Call me poet, Garlus the poet."
"This is not bad," Iroth stared at Garlus for a while and then nodded and said, "It's very appropriate. The poets in my impression are all such twisted souls. So let's get back to the topic. We are going to put on a show. The poet Garlus
Lu Si, will you go up and recite poetry?"
"It would be fine if I just recited poems," Garlus shrugged and said, "but I can only recite poems written by others, so it would be meaningless."
"You call yourself a poet but you can't write poetry? Azshara said sarcastically: "This is really an incredible poet.
"Forget it, it's better this way. It's better for poets not to write poems."
Elos turned to Azshara and said, "So Elf Queen, what good art do you elves have?"
"Humph, when it comes to the art of our elves, there is a lot."
Azshara raised her head high. As a former Elf Queen, she had enough pride: "Paintings, sculptures, architecture, poetry, and music are completely different from our upper-level elves and your dark elves who live underground.
Of course, the best among them is the sword dance on Ji Mo. Our elven sword dancers are not only excellent warriors but also beautiful arts. A qualified sword dancer takes hundreds of years or even longer to train.
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"Can you do it?" Eloise asked, "I said sword dance."
"I was a queen when I was alive," Azshara raised her head higher, "How could I possibly learn those things."
Elos sighed, this world is different from the main plane after all.
Humans have been multiplying on the continent of Toril for thousands of years, and what has flowed down after the long river of time is classic culture and art.
After entering a brief period of peace, the development of human art has reached a peak.
On the continent of Toril, as long as you want and have money, you can listen to all kinds of music at any time, and there are so many books in various styles that you can't finish them all.
And here, even an artist who makes a living by performing like a bard needs to learn enough fighting skills to protect himself, because this world is not safe.
There is no harmony between human countries and city-states, and besides humans there are elves, dwarves, gods, devils and other creatures. At this stage, humans are still very weak.
For those living in this world, what they need is not gorgeous music, but the power to kill.
Even kings need to recruit musicians to recruit talents, and art-loving beings like elves perform sword dances related to battles. You can imagine how few programs are suitable for performances on the stage.
"Forget it, I'll do it." Elos rubbed his temples and said, "It's simply incomparable. It's too barbaric and stupid. But since you have to do it, let's do our best and give it to those guys.