Jasmine stiffened her face and abruptly moved away from the ambiguous topic. The two men covered a wide range of topics, and the conversation was full of blood. Jasmine stood by and listened to their exchanges with a smile on how to hit the enemy with precision to kill with one move, and how to perform anatomy correctly.
Human body etc.
The moment Bruce Manor was bombed, Jasmine even felt slightly relieved. The professional terms used by the two men during the conversation made Jasmine dizzy as she tried hard to understand. Moreover, the two men did not care about Jasmine at all when they talked about their excitement, trying their best to
Accurate but disgusting description of the scene they want to express.
The scene was in panic, and the crowd dispersed. Jasmine, who was standing there, looked up and could see the big hole in the roof, as well as the falling stones. The housekeeper of the manor stood up to take charge of the overall situation, directing people to stay safe.
Leave the scene of the attack in an orderly manner.
Wade looked at Bruce's back as he excused himself to leave, and turned his head to encourage Jasmine: "Batman is going to cross-dress, don't you want to see such a meaningful scene with your own eyes?" Wade's eyes were bright, and he took Jasmine's arm quietly.
followed behind Bruce.
During this period, Jasmine resisted many times but failed. For this reason, the two of them were almost discovered by the alert Bruce during the tracking.
"If you want to see it yourself, don't hold me back!" Jasmine lowered her voice as hard as she could. Shyness and embarrassment made her cheeks turn red. When she saw Bruce starting to take off his clothes, she quickly turned her head and looked away.
Wade didn't know where he got his double swords from. He was satisfied when Jasmine took out the hand/gun from her waist and said without restraint as usual: "Baby, has anyone ever said that you are a good fighter?"
Partner? I must be the first man to praise my baby, because I am a man who makes flowers bloom when he sees others..."
"I'm so sorry, you're not the first person to praise me." Jasmine forgot to control the volume when she subconsciously retorted, causing the sound of the two people's argument to echo continuously in the underground cave.
Bruce, who had stripped down to just a pair of underwear, stiffened when he heard Wade and Jasmine's voices. He quickly put on the bat suit, turned around and stared at the two men's hiding place, and said coldly: "Come out."
"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited. I just want to see how Batman transforms. I don't mean any harm. Now you can go out and beat the bad guys. It's best to beat the shit out of them." Wade strolled into Bruce with a pair of knives.
Looking at each other, the muscles of the two men were tense, and the fight was about to break out. Wade turned his head, smiled and waved at Jasmine who was trying to escape: "Baby, why don't you let Bruce see you? Why are you still so shy after so many years?"
When Jasmine was forcefully pulled into Bruce's sight by the chattering Wade, her face was expressionless and at a loss. She didn't know how to explain to Bruce the reason for following him, and she didn't dare to think about what kind of impression it would leave on Bruce's heart from now on.
A louder and longer-lasting explosion sounded not far away. Wade looked at Jasmine, then at Bruce who was motionless, and shrugged indifferently: "Hey, brother, do you want to spend time with us in the cave?"
"Let me state in advance that I am Jasmine's bodyguard and I am only responsible for Jasmine's safety. You don't care about the safety of the people outside who have such a sense of justice? I didn't expect you to be such a Batman..." Wade did not mention that he was following Bruce.
His deeds encouraged Bruce to solve the problem of gangsters outside first. As for him and Jasmine, they would definitely try to sneak away.
"Shut up." Bruce had even thought about recruiting Wade into Wayne Enterprises when the two were having a good chat. Now that he has seen through his talkative nature, Bruce has made the same wise decision as the captain - not to recruit him for the time being.
Wayne joins his own team.
Before leaving the underground cave, Bruce gave Jasmine a complicated look. Jasmine rubbed her nose and asked Wade: "Why does he look at me like that?"
Wade spread his hands, pulled Jasmine and followed Bruce: "I don't know everything. Maybe if you ask me how many times Batman can cheat in a night, I can ask the editor. Speaking of editors, I should find a day to talk to them.
Chat, find out their latest thoughts, and then kill them hahaha..."
"Although I still don't understand what you said, I still want to ask, what do you want to do?" Jasmine continued to endure Wade's verbal attack, feeling that she had no hope of life, and followed his footsteps numbly.
Run to the battlefield.
Looking excitedly at the scene in front of him of Bruce going into danger alone, Wade tore open the outer suit and told Jasmine before twisting the button on his waist with his upper body bare: "Honey, stay here, don't run around, I'm going to change clothes right away.
return."
Jasmine didn't even give him a look. She looked at the stalemate battlefield and pointed her gun at the gangster. Unfortunately, Bruce moved too fast, leaving almost only an afterimage, making it difficult for Jasmine to aim at the gangster.
After severely injuring many people, Bruce fought harder and harder. When he quickly tried to knock out one of the gangsters, Wade, who had put on tights, appeared on the battlefield at an inappropriate time and knocked Bruce away, allowing the gangster to escape.
Bruce jumped up from the ground and looked at the strange man in red in front of him warily, without taking any rash action.
"Man, relax, I'm here to help." Wade crossed his hands and took out the two knives from behind his back, and rushed towards the remaining gangsters, "Let Deadpool's dad give you a lesson and teach you what is real."
Criminals. What does crime mean? Quick!" In the blink of an eye, the magic belt successfully made Wade appear behind the gangster.
At this time, Wade did not forget to quickly spread his hands to Jasmine: "Accurate! Cruel!" He never expected that the gangster would successfully escape from his knife in the next second. Wade, who was furious, watched the gangster being rescued.
Bruce, regardless of the situation in front of him, ran to him: "This head belongs to me, and kicking him halfway is not what a hero should do..."
"We have no right to try. I will hand them over to the Gotham Police Department and let the court determine their guilt." After passing through the voice changer, Bruce's voice became hoarse, different from the warm and magnetic voice that Jasmine heard in the previous conversation.
It was completely different. Bruce rescued the unconscious gangster from Wade in his hand and threw him into the pile of gangsters.
The Bat-suit worn by Bruce made him almost completely blend into the night, making him appear elusive. His movements were not sloppy at all, and he neatly dealt with the gangsters present.
Wade readily put away his swords and walked back: "Uncle, I'm kindly helping you, but you're still nagging. You know, my appearance fee is very expensive, so I rarely take the initiative to help kill people. It's not worth my efforts to do so."
You'd better do the work to please yourself, I can't do it for you. You deserve to end up like in the comics..."
"Thank you." Bruce quickly ran towards the last unsubdued gangster, the bat suit flapping behind him.
Jasmine looked at Wade who came back in surprise. She kept raising the gun and moved her eyes to look at Wade to express her doubts.
"Our great and selfless Batman doesn't allow me to kill people, and I don't have any money for it, so why should I continue to help him?" Wade shrugged, walked leisurely towards Jasmine, looked in the direction where she raised the gun, and corrected her bit by bit.
her posture.
Batman, who was exhausted over there, couldn't dodge and was punched hard. Jasmine saw that the situation was not right, she immediately put her down and patted Wade on the shoulder with a friendly face: "Wade, now I give you a chance to be a hero. If
You subdue these gangsters, and I propose to the captain that you return to the Avengers as soon as possible. What do you think of this deal?"
"Although I know you are a liar, I am actually a hero." After hearing what Jasmine said, Wade excitedly picked up his two swords and rushed into the battlefield again, "Captain, I want to return to the Avengers! No one can stop me from replying
The pace of the alliance of enemies, Honey, you have to remember what you said, my happiness for the rest of my life depends on you!"
The long knife that Wade dropped was intercepted by Bruce again. This time Wade did not flinch, but faced Bruce's attack: "Deadpool didn't want to fight with you, but your indecisive character disappointed my brother who originally admired you.
Usually a fight between boys is best, and the one who loses in the end has to be obedient."
Jasmine watched the two fighting and saw that they did not forget to trap the last gangster within the attack range of the two. After a while, Bruce and Wade had few wounds on their bodies, but the poor gangster was scarred and could not fight back.
He has no power and can only be beaten passively.
When the situation was at its most tense, Wade suddenly stopped, struck a handsome pose, and twisted his waist towards Bruce: "Do you think this pose looks cool?"
The frightened and clever Bruce took two steps back and looked at Wade warily. His defensive posture was also quite handsome.
Jasmine looked at the scene where no one was left, and then at the two people in the scene who were almost playing house and walking on a catwalk. Her face sank, and she raised her gun again and pointed it at the battlefield.
"You can't kill him." Bruce looked at Wade and spoke again, briefly but forcefully.
Wade shook off the long knife in his hand and was very dissatisfied with Bruce: "Why don't you call me handsome! I think he is the most handsome among Marvel and DC movies and comics! You can easily anger Deadpool's father like this, do you know
Know?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Bruce, who wanted to leave the battlefield, was pulled back by Wade again, and he had no choice but to return to the battlefield. The last gangster with a bruised nose and face who had almost been forgotten by the two of them was suffering with him.
Bang!
With the sound of gunshots, the last gangster passed out happily. Bruce and Wade both stopped what they were doing, looked at Jasmine with a stern look, and obediently put away their weapons.
Jasmine raised her eyebrows, met the two people's gazes, smiled, and blew the smoke from the gun: "You two think you are handsome like this?"