Yang Ergou thought that he was being chased all the way by the dog and was in unspeakable pain. His anger continued to grow. He stood on the wall and kept spitting out sweet scents and scolding the big black dog.
Feeling that it was not enough to relieve his anger, he pulled the stones on the wall hard, broke them into small pieces, and then threw them at the big black dog, causing it to bark.
The big black dog was anxious, and Yang Ergou was happy. Seeing it grinning, it couldn't help but become more playful.
He also barked like a dog, shouting, "Hey! You can't bite me, you can't bite me... something like that."
Faced with such a provocation, the big black dog seemed to have a spiritual spirit. It jumped towards him and was about to bite his leg. In panic, it hurriedly moved back.
With fear in his heart, he had forgotten the fact that he was standing on the wall. He only heard a loud "clang" sound, and Yang Ergou stepped on the air and fell to the ground.
Yang Ergou was not prepared at all. He fell directly to the ground and felt dizzy. In his trance, he heard someone shouting loudly, "Dad, there are bad people, there are bad people coming over the wall..."
"That blind bastard from there, I'll give him a good lesson."
A cursing voice came from the room.
The young man among them, seeing Yang Ergou on the ground, became confused and asked tentatively, "Dad, this man seems to have fallen down and fainted. Do you still want to do something?"
The man pretended to think and said in a low voice, "Go forward and give him two slaps to make his memory long, so that he will not learn from it in the future and specialize in climbing over walls."
The young man chuckled and said happily, "Okay!"
Just after I slapped him twice, I noticed something was wrong. It turned out that Yang Ergou had fainted. He couldn't help but said depressedly, "Dad, I slapped him twice on each side. He didn't seem to be spanking very often and he fainted."
The man stepped forward and looked around at Yang Ergou's face, and found that it was just as his son said, it didn't take beatings very well.
With just two slaps, he was knocked unconscious. I really don't understand how a thief with such a physique could exist. I really don't know what to say.
He muttered in a low voice, "Forget it if he faints, you carry him and follow me."
When the young man heard what the man said, he wondered, "Dad, the sun has gone down. Where are we going?"
"Just carry it and follow me!"
The young man reluctantly said, "Okay!"
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The two of them carried him one after another, and finally reached the Yamen. The man pointed at the door of the Yamen, "Son, throw him here!"
The young man said worriedly, "Dad, this is a government office, will it be bad?"
The man didn't take it seriously. He thought that such a scoundrel would have no worries, so he said decisively, "Humph! Anyone who steals something will be punished by everyone. It's a light thing to hand him over to the Yamen."
The young man thought his father was right, so he said "Oh" and placed Yang Ergou at the door of the Yamen.
The two turned around and were about to leave, but they were stopped by someone who came out of the house after hearing the noise and asked, "Who are you?"
Hearing this, the man turned around, pointed at Yang Ergou on the ground and said, "Sir, this is it. This man climbed over the wall to steal and accidentally fell and fainted. We carried him here."
The official thought for a moment and asked, "Is there such a thing? Is there any fraud?"
"Sir, everything I said is true. If you don't believe it, you can wait until he wakes up and you will know after a first trial."
The official said thoughtfully, "Yeah! That's true."
Then he thought of something and continued, "Come in with me, register, and record a confession before you leave."
The man said respectfully, "Young man, I obey!"
In this way, without Ling Yun's knowledge, Yang Ergou was carried to the Yamen for stealing for no apparent reason.
I wonder what he will think when he finds out!
The official took the two men's statements and asked them to leave.
Then he looked at Yang Ergou on the ground and circled around him. No matter how he looked at him, he didn't really think of a thief.
He had no choice but to look at the officer next to him and asked in confusion, "Brother Zhang, do you think this kid is really a burglar who broke into houses as the two people just said?"
The man named Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at him, pretending to be mysterious and said, "Xiao Sun, don't you look like him?"
The person who spoke was named Zhang Peng, and the person opposite him was Sun Chong.
Sun Chong nodded and said doubtfully, "Yes, Brother Zhang, this guy really doesn't look like him. Could it be a misunderstanding?"
Zhang Peng shook his head and sighed, "Xiao Sun, you are ignorant, but you just came in and have little experience in cases, so it is normal to have such thoughts."
"Brother Zhang, how do you say this?"
Zhang Peng pretended to be profound, pointed at Yang Ergou on the ground, and said seriously, "You don't know something. People who look like this don't have any characteristics of thieves on the surface, and they are usually masters of theft."
"oh?"
Seeing Sun Chong exclaiming with admiration on his face, Zhang Peng was filled with joy and gushed, "Like when we catch murderers, the reason ordinary murderers solve the case so quickly is because they don't know how to pretend."
"Thieves like this who leave no traces on the surface are more masters. This is because masters are good at disguising themselves. For example, people like the Flower Picker Thief are good at disguising. Every time they try to catch him, he always escapes."
Sun Chong suddenly understood, and cast an admiring look at him, and said thoughtfully, "Brother Zhang, it turns out that there is such a thing, I have learned a lesson. I have to say, Brother Zhang's eyes are simply golden eyes, don't worry.
No matter how good the thief is in disguise, as long as he falls in Brother Zhang's eyes, he will be seen clearly and there is no way to hide."
Zhang Peng nodded and did not forget to tell him, "Xiao Sun, you must be humble and prudent. Don't show off your talents in front of others just because you have a little ability."
Sun Chong understood in his mind and said, "Brother Zhang, I understand, what should I do with those people?"
"Well! Wake him up first, and then let us meet him."
"okay!"
Sun Chong brought over half a bucket of water and poured it into the ladle. Yang Ergou did not move at all.
"Brother Zhang, there is no response! Could it be that something happened?"
"Whatever happens, even if something happens, what can he, a thief, do to you? Keep going..."
Sun Chong hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded, "Okay... okay!"
Another scoop, two scoops, until the third scoop, Yang Ergou coughed twice, slowly opened his eyes, and said vaguely, "Where is this, why am I here?"
Hearing the words of the people on the ground, Sun Chong said excitedly, "Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, wake up, this man is awake."
Zhang Peng nodded first, and then warned in the tone of an elder, "I understand. Xiao Sun, what do I usually teach you? We are errands, we must be calm and calm to solve problems for the people."
"No matter what happens, you must be calm and steady as a mountain. Don't let external interference affect your judgment."
Zhang Peng spoke eloquently and made Sun Chong feel ashamed. He lowered his head and said aggrievedly, "Brother Zhang, I got it."