If the boy in kindergarten is not counted, the time he has been single is basically equal to his age.
Today when my parents were having dinner, they urged me to go on a blind date again.
But I'm used to it, I just drop my chopsticks at the dinner table and pretend to be angry and go back to the house.
They are also true. When they were in school, they were strictly guarded against finding a partner every day. Even in college, they were strictly forbidden to fall in love.
As a result, I became very anxious after graduation.
But after I graduated, I became a kindergarten teacher. From the principal to the teachers in the school, all the girls were women, and the circle was usually small. During my breaks, I would also watch dramas, play games and read novels at home. How could I know so many boys?
My parents said nicely, go out more and get to know each other more.
Where can we meet?
If you don’t have social skills, you can’t go to bars and nightclubs to get to know each other.
But I am not that kind of person, and in that kind of place...can I really meet true love?
As time goes by, my parents will no longer talk about blind dates.
But looking at the way they sometimes hesitate to speak, the wrinkles gradually increasing at the corners of their parents’ eyes, the silvery sideburns, and the hands that hit their waists from time to time when doing housework...
I feel that now I am not so resistant to blind dates.
Work has become so involved that it doesn't matter whether I lie down or go on a blind date...
So, I agreed to go on a blind date with my parents.
Seeing the surprise in my parents' eyes, I felt a lot better.
Give it a try, what if you really find the right one?
So, I dressed up carefully that day and left home as my parents watched me expectantly and anxiously.
We'll meet at the coffee shop today.
Don’t know what kind of person the other person will be?
Unfortunately, I will never know again.
When the car hit me, I suddenly felt a sense of relief.
It's a pity, if the other party can't wait for me at the cafe...
Will I blame my parents?
Dad...Mom...I'm sorry...
But why is there a person lying on the driver's back in that car?
............
[Ye Sisi’s thoughts: You can learn ‘Touch Spirit’ after using it, do you confirm the learning? 】
"confirm."
【Ding dong!】
【Study successfully.】
Wu Que, who had recovered from the memory of the deceased, silently recited "Six Paths Roulette" in his mind, and then a simple stone disk began to rotate in his mind, and then a light curtain emerged that only he could see.
[Name: Wu Que (five disadvantages and three deficiencies)]
[Yin Virtue: 2000 (what you do in secret to be virtuous to others can be used to purchase the Six Paths Roulette's open weapon)]
[Yang retribution: 6500 (retribution received in the human world can be used to improve one's own practice)]
["Huainanzi·Human Lessons": 'Those who have negative virtues will have positive rewards, and those who have negative conduct will have a good reputation.']
[Talent: Yin-Yang Eyes (can observe the monsters and monsters in the world), Touching Spirits (can touch the monsters and monsters in the world)]
[Ability: Psychic (can make monsters and monsters hallucinate), driving (C license), undergraduate degree (but has almost forgotten it), virgin (flesh and blood essence has miraculous effects on certain evil spirits)...
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[Strength: 5+ (average level for ordinary adult males)]
[Agility: 6+ (the level of an average adult male with a relatively well-proportioned figure, running 100 meters in 13 seconds)]
[Physique: 2 (worse than the average healthy adult male, physically disabled)]
[Perception: 10+ (beyond ordinary people’s keen senses, able to detect some extraordinary things)]
[Intelligence: 6+ (the level of an average adult with some cleverness)]
Wu Que glanced at the plus signs behind other physical qualities except "Physique", then opened the exchange list for "Yin De" and "Yang Bao" and scrolled directly to the top.
[Underworld King: The priest in charge of the birth and death of all living things (plants, animals, people) in the world. He jumps out of the three realms, is not among the five elements, and is immortal. 】
[Price: One billion Yin virtue, one billion Yang reward]
Wu Que's eyes were hot when he saw it, but his heart was not disturbed.
Laughing to death, I can’t even afford it.
But it's not hopeless.
The price is only a little higher than "Yibing", but far worse than "Yiwei". If you work hard...
It's still difficult.
But at least there is a goal and hope.
"Six-way roulette" won't be inflationary anyway.
But the current direction of efforts is to solve the five disadvantages and three deficiencies.
The so-called five disadvantages are being widowed, widowed, lonely, alone, and disabled.
To put it simply, you will not have a wife when you grow old, and your parents will die and you will be an orphan. Without a wife, you will naturally have no offspring in the future, and you will also be disabled.
For example, Wu Que is now blind in one eye, deaf in one ear, broken in one hand, and missing his tonsils and appendix.
The three deficiencies are fortune, wealth and longevity.
That is power, wealth, and life.
To put it simply, it means being poor all your life and having a short life.
Being poor and short-lived means naturally unlucky, so no good things will come to your door.
It belongs to the kind of people who buy instant noodles without seasoning packets and the noodles are all broken.
It's so funny, if there wasn't a Six-Way Roulette that I could struggle with, I might as well start over from scratch.
Wu Que made his choice directly without hesitation.
"Eliminate disability."
The next moment, he was no longer blind, his ears were no longer deaf, his hands were broken, his waist was no longer sore, and he could go up to the fifth floor in one breath.
I glanced at the physical fitness again, and the physical fitness 2 became the physical fitness 4, and the plus sign at the end also reappeared.
Physique 4...is almost the average level of an adult male in a sub-healthy state.
Sure enough, it was just as I guessed. The so-called five disadvantages and three deficiencies, apart from the ones shown, were the limitations on my body.
For example, "orphan" will not be resurrected even if its parents are removed.
However, there must be limitations in improving physical fitness and practicing cultivation. These "five disadvantages and three deficiencies" should be the limitations in this regard.
Okay, the next step is to continue to fulfill the last wishes of the deceased in this mortuary and save the evil spirits to gain points. Once the five disadvantages and three shortcomings are solved, you can start making money!
A new world requires a new life!
"After I was born, demons and ghosts terrified the sun and the moon, and all the immortals and gods were frightened..."
Wu Que took out his cell phone and took a look. The caller displayed was "Yan You".
After answering the phone, Wu Que picked his nose and said, "Hey, I've got the order. I can inform the family members to pick up the body and take it to the funeral home tomorrow morning."
"It seems that I didn't pick you up three months ago for nothing. I did a good job~" The sweet female voice on the phone said in a brisk tone, "Be good~ Do you want to be my dog~"
"..." Wu Que rolled his eyes, "You think I haven't seen "Chainsaw Man"? You must be a little too narrow-minded."
Wasn't it because she suffered a hidden loss in the beginning, but still remembers it now?
"What chainsaw man?" She did not deny being petty.
Wu Que also changed the topic, "The story between a good man who wanted to be a dog and the ginger roast pork he made has nothing to do with our Ming Dynasty. What do you want to do with me?"
This woman is very mean.
Mysterious and mysterious, I never talk to anyone every day, and when I talk, I'm like a riddle man, and I often only speak half of my words.
If I hadn't been penniless and didn't even have an identity document, I wouldn't have been living under someone else's roof.
As a result, this woman picked herself up and threw her into this morgue to work as a temporary security guard. However, she managed food, food and shelter, and her "six-way roulette" also had a lot of room to use in this morgue.
Overall not bad.
Anyway, solve the five disadvantages and three deficiencies as soon as possible, and then you can accumulate the yin, virtue and yang rewards and work towards becoming the immortal underworld king.
"It's a very simple matter." Yan You on the other side of the phone chuckled, "A corpse will be brought to the morgue tomorrow morning. The person who transports the corpse will be responsible for handling it. Please pay attention to your safety."
Wu Que didn't take it seriously, "Uh-huh."
Yan You suddenly said: "By the way, the body of the girl who died in the car accident will be sent away tomorrow morning."
Wu Que didn't know why, "Yes, what's wrong?"
"Ha~ The body that will be delivered tomorrow morning... is the driver who was involved in the hit-and-run accident~~"
【Ding dong!】
[The commission ‘Hit-and-Run Trial’ has been triggered. Do you want to accept it? 】
Wu Que's brows raised slightly.
Hoho? This is an unexpected bonus!
"okay, I get it."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Que looked at the mission in the light screen thoughtfully.
[The commission ‘Hit-and-Run Trial’ has been accepted. 】
[Reward: Yin virtue*2000, Yang reward*2500]
[Note: I hit a woman while driving drunk that day, and I ran away. It said it was going to punish me...]