When he mentioned Wu Que, he smiled, "There are no ghosts in this world, I am a firm materialist."
Yan You: "..."
Li Xiuyuan: "..."
It's so showy, you really don't want to have a face!
The house seller couldn't help it, "But it's really haunted! Sir, I didn't joke with you!"
"Don't be so excited." Wu Que patted his shoulder, "The price of this house is so low, there must be a problem, but you also overlooked one problem."
Wu Que spread his hands and was very frank, "I'm so poor that I've been so poor that I've been able to get a house like this. Do you think I'm afraid of ghosts?"
"But......"
"I'll tell you a story."
Wu Que recalled a movie in his previous life, "In order to make the family live a little easier, a middle-aged man bought a broken house and renovated it himself. As a result, there was indeed a ghost in the broken house. This man made a quick decision and never committed suicide.
He turned his head and ran all the way to eighty miles. As a result, he went back honestly after saying something. Do you know what the ghost said?"
The agent shook his head.
Wu Que smiled meaningfully, "You run away, what should you do if you take out a loan?"
Intermediary: "..."
Indeed, it makes people speechless.
"Oh, then I'll introduce you."
The young man took out the key and opened the door in dejectedly. Wu Que followed in with his hands in his pocket. Yan You curled his lips and had to walk in with him.
"This house is indeed haunted." The young man felt the cold atmosphere in the room as soon as he entered the door. He still couldn't help it. "You should have read all the information."
"I've seen it, but haunted things are nothing." Wu Que didn't care, "Isn't it just that an owner died here, and a bird hit the window glass and killed him. Just now, a neighbor was pointing at your property.
The dog who stayed here to watch died tragically. That was just an accident. This is not a haunted person. I bought this house and it was called picking up a bargain. A house worth three million is only 400,000. Am I losing money? But can the price be lower?
Something?"
"It's OK, it's OK... it's not right!" The agent was almost surrounded by him. "When the previous owner lived here, their children would talk to the air alone at night!"
Wu Que: "That's a friend he made up for himself, that kind of air friend. I remember there was a female protagonist in an anime. Generally speaking, it was a self-protection mechanism for introverts and no friends.
.”
Bang!
The agent pointed at the front with a frightened expression, "Then a chair flew over!"
Wu Que: "Calm down, that's just an aftershock of the earthquake."
He pulled the agent and said, "Can your house be reduced? Generally, the price of the house is quite inflated. If you can get cheaper, I can sign the contract now."
The agent hesitated for a moment and whispered: "The first male owner of the house who was the owner of the house went bankrupt and owed usury and hanged himself. After seeing this, the hostess also took her child to burn charcoal. Then the house became
Forensic auction houses are used to pay off debts.
"The second owner was auctioned by the law, but encountered all kinds of strange things, so he entrusted us to sell it on his behalf at a low price. The lowest price is only 200,000 yuan, but only one-time payment is accepted."
"There is such a good thing?" Wu Que was overjoyed, "Then come and sign the contract quickly. I can't take advantage of it overnight."
He pulled Yan You over, "Where is your ID card? Take it out and transfer it."
Yan You looked at him firmly, and after a while, he suddenly said, "I'll go and get your ID card for you another day, and write your name on the property certificate."
Wu Que was stunned, and then suddenly realized, "Damn it?! It turns out that you can help me get a household registration, right?"
"Hmph, who knows~"
Yan You gave him an unknown roll of eyes, and then turned around and signed a contract with the agent.
After signing the contract, Yan You turned around and left. Wu Que hurriedly stopped her, "When will you help me with your identity?"
"Tomorrow." Yan You curled his lips, "I'll play with me for a day tomorrow. If I'm satisfied, I'll help you. You'll decide where to play."
After saying that, she shook her hand and left.
Walking out of the house, she looked back at the small villa on the second floor, murmured, "A Que, I tricked me from the underworld to the world, but you left on your own... It's not so easy to forgive you
Even if the chaos in the world is compared to you... it doesn't matter. Aque, you have to grow up quickly, otherwise... there will be no more time."
She turned around and walked further and further.
"Okay, then this house will be yours and your lover from now on."
The agent handed over the door key to Wu Que, "Do you think it's a transfer or..."
"Cash." Wu Que said this with great confidence.
He picked up the box and opened it on the table, then took out twenty bundles of cash and a banknote detector from it and placed it on the table, "Come on, let's check it."
The agent opened his mouth and finally nodded reluctantly, "Okay..."
It turns out that someone actually buys a house with cash...
Half an hour later—
"Absolutely accurate, so I wish you a new home in advance."
The agent shook hands with Wu Que, "I have to go back to the company to report first, so I'll say goodbye."
"By bye, I'll walk slowly but not send me off~"
The agent walked out of the house, looked back at the villa, and the corners of his mouth suddenly rose, "Wu Que... enjoy it... your last peace."
Turning back, he left humming a song.
In the room, Li Xiuyuan emerged from Wu Que's shadow, "Xiao Wu, I feel that young man has something wrong, it's like he's acting."
"Nonsense, of course there is a problem." Wu Que answered naturally while accepting the cash checker and the suitcase. "The 'Tables and Seminars' members provided by the scumbag in the folk seminar, otherwise
Why do you think I wanted to buy a house with him?"
Old Li realized, "So what you mean..."
"Learn his background, and then..." Wu Que closed his suitcase, turned around and smiled, "Give him a surprise tonight."
After a pause, he suddenly sighed and frowned.
Old Li said curiously: "What's wrong?"
"Now there is a very important question that bothers me." Wu Que continued to sigh.
Lao Li nodded, "Indeed, you young people who grew up in a peaceful society may not be able to do this. But according to what you said, the folk customs seminars are all bad things. Recently, the garbage perverts are very bad, and the law is very
It’s hard to sanction them. Then you really have to overcome your own psychology.”
"That's not." Wu Que waved his hand, "I'm thinking about where to take Yan You to play tomorrow."
Lao Li: "..."
Wu Que rubbed his chin, "How do you think you're going to Longmen Grottoes? I really couldn't imagine anything else."
Old Li was speechless, "It's good if you are happy."