17. Good Dog Gom--The Budo Brothers for the Ministry of Things [2/22]
More than ten years have passed since the establishment of the Dark Blade Legion, and it already has an extremely complete selection and promotion system within it.
Especially after the Death World gained the ability to circulate souls due to the Tree of Reincarnation, the recruitment of new recruits for the Dark Blade Legion has been completely separated from the real world. The recruiters will directly select recruits from the souls who have entered the Death World, and
They talked, asked for their opinions, and signed a legally binding enlistment contract.
In the realm of death, no one can deceive Death.
Of course, as far as the current size of the Dark Blade Legion is concerned, it will not need too many soldiers in the short term. According to the last census of the Dark Blade Intelligence Agency, counting the sergeants in various slightly bloated logistics and management positions,
The Dark Blade Legion already has nearly 2.3 million members, which shows that in the past ten years, the Dark Blade Legion has also had some blind development trends.
But overall, its internal management is on the right track.
And Hela’s Kvaldir Army is a complete counterexample!
Hela formed this army just to get angry with Odin, or to take revenge.
In short, you can't expect a woman with some signs of madness to take care of all this carefully. You can tell from the terrible environment in the Hades Abyss that Hela doesn't care about this at all. Her heart has been completely filled with revenge and pain.
The origin of the Kvaldir Legion is unknown, but according to Agatha, who was once a Shadow Val'kyr under Hela's command, long after Hela's soul was twisted by Odin and became a Val'kyr,
She began to secretly prepare the armaments of the Hades Abyss. The first batch of Kvaldir also appeared at that time. Hela and her sisters, while selecting real heroic spirits for Odin from the present world, also used the defective ones to
Cut it off.
This behavior gradually developed, and in the end, Hela began to blatantly intercept heroic souls. After completely sealing Odin in Valajar, Hela began to extract dead souls from the entire world on a large scale without screening.
Incorporate them into the "army" of Hades Abyss.
Tyrion once discussed this issue with Bwonsamdi. Bwonsamdi believed that Hela was messing around. The mad woman kept gathering souls but did not return the souls to the living world. This behavior has affected the cycle of life. Sooner or later,
Bwonsamdi's words are correct. This can be seen from the comparison between the number of life in the world ten thousand years ago and the number of life in the world now.
In ten thousand years, the total number of lives added to the world is less than 35 million. This is an extremely sad number. In Tyrion, the tree of reincarnation was rooted in the realm of death. In just a few years until now, the entire world's
All races, except trolls, have ushered in an unprecedented "baby boom". In less than 5 years, the entire world of Azeroth has gained 3 million new people!
Just these two numbers show how terrifying the civilization fault caused by Hela's behavior is. No matter which world it is in, the population base is always a prerequisite for the speed of civilization development.
In short, the attack on the Hell Abyss may have been just an action by Tyrion and his Death Lords and warriors to obtain the integrity of their souls at the beginning, but from a higher level, this matter has been closely related to Hela and Tyrion.
The grudges between the two people have nothing to do with each other. This is the requirement of the development of world civilization! This is the requirement of Elune!
It's a pity, but Hela and her mess must go away!
"yeah!"
Yuna, who was holding a weird little holy light warhammer, knocked out Kvaldir who was sneaking up on the big lord. She turned around and stood proudly on the body of the knocked-out guy, gesticulating to Tyrion with joy.
made a victory gesture:
"I saved you once! Tyrion! You owe me a favor!"
"Well."
The high lord looked at the remnants left behind by a dozen other sneak attackers who had been completely annihilated by the power of death. He didn't know how to respond to Yuna's words.
Even if the little girl doesn't show up, we have to rely on this poor Kvaldir. Even if the big lord stands here and lets him kill him, his pathetic weapons can't even think of destroying the big lord's death shield, but what can I say? It can't be done to children.
So stern, so after a few seconds of hesitation, Tyrion showed a helpless smile. He reached out to help Yuna put on the slanted little crown, and then patted her head:
"Well done! Girl, tell me, what reward do you want?"
"I want a puppy!"
Yuna jumped into Tyrion's arms, twisted around, pointed at the gray fog floating in front of her, and said to Tyrion:
"Ahead! There is a puppy there! I want to raise a puppy!"
"Okay, puppy, I get it."
While comforting Yuna, the high lord turned to look at the Kvaldir warrior at his feet who was pretending to be stunned. Yuna had indeed knocked out this weird guy just now, but this was the Abyss of Hades, and the Kvaldir warriors and
Hela's death power is connected, so even if she is killed, she can be resurrected quickly, and her coma will be lifted soon.
But this guy seemed to be a little clever. He saw the scene where the big lord casually annihilated those dozen Kvaldir. He tried his best to pretend to be stunned and tried to get the big lord to let him go.
"stand up!"
Tyrion whispered, it was like a whip, hitting Kvaldir hard, causing him to get up suddenly, and then kneel in front of the great lord, trembling, not daring to say a word.
.
"May I have your name?"
"Qyburn, my name is Qyburn, sir."
Nakvadir said in a trembling voice:
"I'm just an insignificant person. They all call me "Incompetent Qyburn". I have no loyalty to Hela. Sir, please don't kill me. I am willing to dedicate everything to the great Dark Blade Legion! I swear!"
"Well, incompetent Qyburn"
Tyrion looked at the beggar Kvaldir in front of him and said softly:
"Are you really incompetent? Look, I don't think that just any Kvaldir can take advantage of the cover of the gray fog to lead a group of people past the Dark Blade's defense line and even get to me. If you really
If you are so incompetent, then maybe I should execute the soldiers on the front line. They can't even stop an incompetent person. So, tell me, who should die between you and my soldiers and my generals?"
There is no way to answer this question! This is a question!
Anyone with a brain more flexible than an abyss squid knows that it is time to remain silent at this time, but silence can also lead to death, so Cobain gritted his teeth and replied flatteringly:
"No one is wrong! My lord, your soldiers and generals are very strong, and I admire their fighting will. And I, you see, I am a local after all, I am more familiar with this place, my God, I am here
I have lived in this damn place for hundreds of years, and I hate Hela so much. This is the will of fate, my lord! It sent me to you! Yes, this is the revelation of fate, and it allows me to join the great Dark Blade Legion! That’s it!
so!"
"Haha, look, Roger."
Qyburn's begging made Tyrion laugh. He looked back at his general and said to him:
"This is a smart guy. We need smart guys like this. So go ahead, Cobain, take a shower and change clothes. I'll wait for you for 5 minutes. My little baby said there is a dog in front of her and she likes it very much. So I think
, you will take us there, right? You won’t lead us into a trap, right?”
"The dog the little princess mentioned is called Gaom! Sir."
Qyburn, who was carried by several death knights to take a salt water bath and change into clean clothes, looked like the most flattering guy. He was smiling all over his face, bending down, and leading the walking lord and the knight.
Yuna, who was holding the soul deer, followed the road filled with bones and walked towards the depths of the gray mist.
Rogelio's knights have thoroughly "cleaned" this place. The result of the blazing fire of holy silver is that the road is filled with black cold ashes, which are the burned Kwadi
The last thing I left behind, and judging from the amount of this layer of black ashes, at least 40,000 dead souls were burned here.
The black ashes representing pure death have paved a broad road leading to the throne of Hela!
"Gaom? What an unpleasant name!"
Yuna, who was riding behind Arceus, was eating gummy candies and giggling like a dwarf:
"I'll call it 'Dick', or 'Seb'! How nice it sounds!"
"Yes, no one likes Gaum! Even in the abyss of Hades, no one likes it. That dog is a complete madman just like its villain master! Sir, please allow me to speak so rudely, but
To be honest, even before I joined the great Dark Blade Legion, during my days when I was worse than a dog, we wanted to kill that damn dog more than once!"
Cobain, who was wearing a black robe and looked like a thin clown, shouted excitedly:
"Sir, you are indeed the chosen king of this land! As soon as you arrived here, you had to get rid of this damn dog for us! Ah, why didn't you come earlier?"
This old-fashioned and disgusting flattery made the big lord a little disgusted, but Yuna liked it very much. The little fool said proudly:
"You are very good at talking, undergraduate!"
"Yes, Your Highness, little princess, everyone says that I can speak, and everyone calls me "Smooth Talker". I think my life has been in vain, because until today, I don't know that my destiny is to serve the great
Adults and beautiful little princess service”
Although Yuna called him by the wrong name, the rebellious Kvaldir didn't feel despised at all. He held the reins of Arceus and conjured Yuna in a different way, making the little girl's tail curl up.
, that is a sign that she is in a happy mood.
"Ouch"
Under Qyburn's endless flattering chatter, when the great lord approached the valley of Hela's throne, a low and ugly roar rose in the gray mist, and along with the shaking of the ground, the white,
The ugly, mountain-like hellhound Gorm roared and rushed out of the gate of hell. Its six eyes were shining with malice, and its three heads were raised, and it sprayed disgusting energy towards the big lord.
It was purple, mixed with venom, the breath of death and fire, like streaks of light from the sky. The death knights guarding the great lord quickly joined forces to set up anti-magic shields, and blocked the
Breathing in the air, these elite death knights are the guards of the great lord. They are super powerful and are the oldest death knights. They will not set foot on the battlefield. After making an oath, they will guard the great lord for life.
And fight.
Although, Tyrion doesn't need them to protect him.
"How ugly!"
Tyrion looked at the manic three-headed hell dog in front of him. He began to wonder if there was some mistake in the way he raised Yuna. Otherwise, how could this child's aesthetics be so distorted?
"Do you really want it?"
The great lord moved his wrist and looked back at Yuna. The little ghost of Holy Light nodded enthusiastically, his eyes as bright as the stars full of expectation:
"It's very ugly and scary! Flynn told me that if I take such an ugly and fierce pet out, no one will dare to look down on me! He said that pirates look for pets like this.
The uglier the better!”
"Uh, okay."
Tyrion shook his head. He thought it would be better not to let Yuna play with that Flynn, but
"Who is Flynn? I heard Dornan mentioned his name last time."
The big lord's next question made Yuna, who was full of joy, immediately widen her eyes. At this moment, the little ghost knew that she had made a terrible mistake. However, under Tyrion's gaze, Yuna struggled
He swallowed, then lowered his head, poked each other with his fingers, and whispered:
"Flynn Flinn is a former pirate."
"Well, where are the pirates left?"
"He is Taelia's childhood friend. We met him in Kul Tiras."
"Well, friend, what else is there?"
"He, he and Taelia are talking, falling in love"
"Falling in love, um what?!"
The great lord's expression became extremely gloomy at this moment. He looked at Yuna and said word by word:
"That ex-pirate who deserves to go to hell, that despicable pig, is having a relationship with my daughter behind my back?"
"Duck! I didn't say anything!"
Yuna grabbed her horn and turned around to escape back to the world of death. However, after hearing the bad news, the great lord's mood became extremely bad at this moment. At this moment, Gaom roared and wanted to rush forward to break the line of the death knights.
, It's a pity that this stupid dog happened to hit the big lord's violent gun, and the lovely daughter was about to be knocked off by the pig who didn't know where it came from. This bad feeling made the big lord's anger burn like a raging flame at this moment.
It burned like a raging fire.
"Buzz"
A dark and low black light flashed across the sky, cutting the diffuse gray fog and the mountain col in front of him smoothly and silently, and even the huge body of the roaring Gaom was smoothly cut in half as the sharp blade flew.
, the pale body was annihilated by the black power of death in an instant, and the pitiful soul was captured by the death knight in the wail of a defeated dog.
While Gomu's dirty blood was flowing, the ghastly voice of the Great Lord echoed through the Hela Throne in front of him:
"Hela! I destroyed your home! Killed your dog! Beat your people!"
