Shen Lang's life experience is also a mystery. His classmates have never met his family or heard him mention it. They only know that this kid always has endless money to spend, as if his family runs a bank.
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On this day, he took the bus to school as usual. He looked unhappy. Lin Yaxin stayed at the school last night and did not come back, causing his long-thought-out plan to succeed as a pervert. This was a plan he had been thinking about for more than a month.
Ah, I prepared a candlelight dinner, and even aphrodisiacs, just to prevent her from secretly giving her one if she persisted. However, the plan never kept up with the changes, and the aphrodisiacs I finally got were thrown into the toilet.
Inside.
That was what he had worked so hard to get. After school that day, he happened to pass by an adult products store, so he walked in. The seller was a pretty girl, and there was a middle-aged man in a suit standing next to him.
Looking to the right, I guess I want to buy some Viagra or something, but I'm too embarrassed to pretend to be innocent.
"Miss, do you have any aphrodisiac?" Shen Lang asked at the top of his voice as soon as he entered the door.
"..." Little MM looked at him in astonishment. The man in a suit next to him also looked like a monster.
"Damn it, why are you pretending to be a gentleman here?" Shen Lang looked down at the man in the suit.
"It's the kind of woman who gets so horny when she eats it that she can't help it!" Shen Lang explained.
"Yes!" Little MM quickly took out a pack of medicine from the counter and handed it over!
"Is it effective?" Shen Lang continued to ask.
"Yes!" Two blushes appeared on the little girl's face, and she responded in a low voice.
"Give me a pack too!" The man in a suit next to him said excitedly. Shen Lang and the little girl turned their heads at the same time and stared at him, looking stupid.
"Brother, are you mistaken? I think you want Viagra, right?" Shen Lang looked like he was helping the world.
"Yes, it's Viagra!" the man in the suit responded hurriedly.
"..."
Shen Lang and the little girl had a look of astonishment on their faces. The little girl even had an expression that wanted to smile but didn't dare to. It was so cute. Seeing the strange looks in their eyes, the man in the suit ran away.
"Have you tried it?" Shen Lang asked with a vulgar look.
"No...no!" The little girl wanted to find a place to get in.
"How do you know if it's good or not if you haven't tried it?" Shen Lang continued to ask reluctantly.
"There are instructions on it!" Little Girl's voice was as low as a mosquito.
"Oh!" Shen Lang responded and read the instructions carefully. After a while, he nodded and said: "Well, not bad, it seems to work very well. Miss, let's try it another day!" After saying that, he ignored the little boy.
MM's face turned red with embarrassment and she walked out.
This bus was really overcrowded. A bus that could only carry thirty people was packed with over a hundred people. Shen Lang found a safe place, leaned against the window, and squinted his eyes!
At this time, a burst of noise came over! Shen Lang opened his eyes and looked out. He saw the aunt conductor pointing at a young man with a grimace and said: "Where to? Buy a ticket!"
"I...my wallet was just stolen!" the young man said helplessly.
Now the aunt became very proud and shouted: "What's wrong? If it's stolen, you don't have to buy a ticket? From now on, people will say it was stolen every day, so how can we do business? Buy the ticket quickly, or get off if you don't buy it.
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"Auntie, please be okay, I just came from out of town, and my wallet was really stolen!" the young man begged.
"Aunt? What aunt? Am I that old?" the aunt shouted gracefully.
"Sister...sister!" the young man shouted again in a trembling voice!
"What eldest sister? Who is your eldest sister? When did I have a brother like you!" the aunt yelled again.
"Then...that lady!" The young man wiped the sweat from his forehead and shouted carefully.
"Your mother is the lady!" the aunt said angrily.
"..."
Shen Lang broke into sweat, what's going on! The boy even wanted to die. Shen Lang squeezed past, took out a dollar and handed it over, buying a ticket for him. The aunt was still mumbling.
He said: "If you don't have money, why should you take a ride? What are you doing with your legs open?"
Khan, Shen Lang was really speechless. "Damn it, why am I so unlucky?" The young man sighed.
He smiled helplessly, it was a normal thing to be stolen here. At this time, the car just stopped, and Shen Lang quickly ran out of the car. Damn, class will be in a few minutes, so I was almost late.
Run all the way, straight to the classroom!
"Brother, stay!" A voice came over.
Shen Lang stopped and saw a burly young man with an eagle tattooed on his arm walking towards him with a few younger brothers!
"Shen Lang, right?" The young man stepped forward and held out his hand, "My name is Tieniu, I just transferred here!"
Shen Lang looked at his watch anxiously and said, "If you have anything to do, tell me quickly. I'll go to class in a hurry!"
Tieniu angrily retracted his outstretched hand and said, "I heard that you are the best at hitting in No. 3 Middle School, right?"
"Just tell me what you want to do!" Shen Lang said impatiently.
"It's nothing, I just want to have a fight with you! How about it? Do you have the guts to compete with me?" Tieniu looked at him arrogantly and said.
=========== Once again, please do not confuse this book with the Gaiden! There is not much connection between the two, it is just to improve Shen Lang's character! (To be continued)