Chapter 463 Pointing at the nose and scolding in the movie?
When bursts of light flashed on the big screen and the scene of "Sniper Phone Booth" appeared, many people subconsciously felt a sense of familiarity.
Movie fans can easily recognize that the filming location of this movie is "Huai'an East Street", the busiest street in Yanjing City, and it is also one of the few places where there are still "telephone booths".
In the past, Shen Changwei's movies, whether they were early local movies or later martial arts movies, almost every movie had its own unique soundtrack...
However, this movie has no soundtrack at all, and the shots are extremely simple, and there is no sense of art at all. Chen Kai and others frowned slightly when they saw it.
There are many people in the bustling street.
Students, the elderly, women, working middle-aged men...
In the movie, there are all kinds of people, especially the random framing of the movie shots, which is like a documentary about a modern metropolis.
"It's too rough, but it's normal to think about it. How good can the camera feel be for a movie that was shot in three days and then released in a hurry?"
"Maybe this movie is a movie that ruins my own brand..."
There were whispers of discussion around, and then directors such as Shen Jinsong and Cao Bangguo shook their heads and looked at Shen Changwei unconsciously.
If you watch it carefully, everyone will find that the title of "Sniper Phone Booth" does not have even a trace of Shen Changwei's movie.
There are no special effects and martial arts feelings of "Hero", no Chinese ink-like scene descriptions, no close-ups close to stream of consciousness, and no "artistic" atmosphere at all.
The protagonist of the movie is Chen Shuangbao. The protagonist Chen Shuangbao has changed the image of an old farmer who suffered from deep hatred in "The Bottom of the Mine". He wears sunglasses, a suit and a tie, dressed as a social elite, and is followed by a groveling assistant.
Although the camera didn't give him too many close-ups, it was quite easy to distinguish him from other pedestrians.
He was arrogant, foul-mouthed, and extremely incompetent. Not one of the three sentences he said was true, and he was extremely hypocritical. He answered five or six phone calls and responded to each call with a different face.
After making the call, he handed over all the tedious work to the groveling assistant beside him, scolding him and telling him to get lost. Then he looked around alone, walked towards the phone booth, and dialed the number. The call was just connected.
Not long after, he was interrupted by a fat man delivering pizza. He cursed at the fat man and finally sent the fat man away and continued to talk on the phone.
"Tingting, let me tell you, I know a lot about the directors in this circle. I miss you very much now. A perfect woman like you is simply a piece of art that makes people scream..."
"..."
"I know this circle very well. As a public relations director who has been in this industry for more than ten years, I am absolutely sure to make you a superstar. You know what a superstar is? Tens of millions of luxury homes and hundreds of millions of endorsements.
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"..."
"You want to make a movie? OK, no problem. You can choose any of the directors from China. I am familiar with them all. You want me to give my opinion? No problem. Director Ada? Ada is actually not as talented as you think.
, so great. Although his movies have participated in the French Film Festival and won great awards, but since that movie, his movies have been inferior to each other! Moreover, he is very narrow-minded and only accepts movie fans.
I can't accept criticism and doubts about his praise... I have a mountain of public relations incidents about him. Also, this director always wants to prove that he is awesome and can film without the help of his father.
It’s a praiseworthy, epoch-making art film, but look, what a stupid thing it was filmed..."
"..."
"Choose director Zhou Yuan? No, no, no, director Zhou Yuan has a crooked butt. He drinks some foreign ink. All the movies he makes are praising how wonderful overseas is and how miserable China is. This person worships foreigners to the core. His butt is crooked.
of……"
"..."
"I miss you so much. Can you come over today and let's talk about the Luminous script? I recently got an awesome script called "Spider-Man"!"
"..."
In the screening room.
Chen Kai actually has no interest in "Sniper Phone Booth" at all.
This time I came here, ostensibly I came here to support Zhou Yilin's movie, but in fact I came here to watch Shen Changwei's jokes.
How fucking bad does it have to be for a movie that was shot in three days?
In the back row behind him, many film critics have been arranged to watch movies and write reviews at the same time.
But no one expected that when Chen Shuangbao in the movie walked into the phone booth, his eyes widened!
Especially when he saw Chen Shuangbao on the phone holding the microphone and chatting about Chinese movies with the "little lover" on the other end of the phone, he suddenly found that countless movie industry insiders who were watching the movie turned to look at him.
"French Film Festival" "One film is not as good as the other" "Prove that you can make a film without the help of your father" "What kind of trivial thing are you filming"!
When these pointed words came out of Chen Shuangbao's mouth, his face turned livid.
This is fucking exposing his shortcomings in front of everyone, making it impossible for him to step down!
"What Actors Guild? These actors' associations are easy to join. If you want to join the Directors Guild, I can join it... Actually, the Directors Guild is not as complicated as you think. Do you think only professional directors can join the association? No, not at all.
No need, how many people in the association can really make movies? Their level of shooting is not even as good as me who is a publicist. Hey, just look at how many bad movies are produced every year. Of course, these are all for me.
Dare I tell you..."
Standing on his seat, Feng Ruijin, who had been enjoying the movie, suddenly changed his expression.
Chen Shuangbao in the movie is really bad-mouthed. Not only did he criticize Chen Kai by name, but he even belittled their Chinese Directors Association!
"Holy shit! Is this "Sniper Phone Booth" crazy? Can you even say that?"
"The script of this movie was written by Zhou Yang, and he responded in this way..."
"It's so interesting. Look at Chen Kai. Chen Kai's face is now green!"
"Fuck, he stood up!"
"He seems to be heading towards Zhou Yang..."
"Mom, are we going to fight?"
"No, there's no fight!"
"..."
The movie is still playing.
The main character on the screen, Chen Shuangbao, was talking on the phone with his "lover" using a public phone booth, chatting about his love for each other, and at the same time he was proudly mouthing a lot of stuff.
But in the screening room, under everyone's gaze, Chen Kai clenched his fist and rushed towards Zhou Yang.
When everyone saw Chen Kai grabbing Zhou Yang's collar, they wanted to punch Zhou Yang on the spot, but then they seemed to realize something and put down their fists. After cursing for a while, they turned around and left with Feng Ruijie and others.
Zhou Yang adjusted his collar and waved to Chen Kai who left with a smile on his face.
"Director Chen, this story is purely fictional and has nothing to do with anyone in reality. Don't think too much about it..."
Fans who were close to the two heard this voice, and then looked at Chen Kai, only to see Chen Kai pause for a moment, and then stared at Zhou Yang: "You wait, you wait with me, I will fuck you to death."
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When everyone saw Chen Kai leaving with a livid face, and when he came to Shen Changwei's side, they seemed to pause again, but saw Shen Changwei smiling at him and nodding, without saying anything, and then he waved his sleeves again
leave.
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The screening hall began to become uproar.
But Zhou Yang sat back on the chair very calmly. After adjusting his wrinkled collar, he turned his head and continued watching the movie.
The script "Sniper Phone Booth" is different from the original "Sniper Phone Booth". The original version was a European and American version, and Zhou Yang's version is naturally a Chinese version.
The main frame remains unchanged, and some important lines that Zhou Yang has deep memories of have not changed. However, without affecting the main line and the overall movie atmosphere, some lines with "artistic processing and Chinese characteristics" have been added. After all, the original world "
The protagonist of "Phone Booth Sniper" works as a public relations officer. Because he is a public relations officer, it is normal for him to know some insider information of the entertainment industry. Is it more reasonable to use smooth words to show off what he knows and then deceive a girl?
Zhou Yang, who sat down, naturally felt many eyes looking at him, and some of them even contained the aura of killing him...
But Zhou Yang didn't care.
[This story is purely fictitious, and any evaluation of anyone is also fictitious].
This sentence appears in the very conspicuous opening of this movie. Anyone who knows a little bit of Chinese characters can see it, right?
I said this movie is fictional, why are you, Chen Kai, angry? Could it be that I fictionalized it so much that it hurt your heart accidentally?
Zhou Yang touched his nose.
The brief uproar in the screening room and the lines from "Sniper Phone Booth" made the reporters who squeezed in from the aisle very excited. They took their notebooks and started writing. Especially after seeing Chen Kai coming out, the reporters became even more excited.
They surrounded Chen Kai completely, completely ignoring that Chen Kai's face turned the color of pig liver, and he looked like he wanted to punch someone.
After the uproar...
Some movie fans are still focused on the movie, and they realize that the movie seems to be starting to enter the "theme".
In the movie, Chen Shuangbao stood in a phone booth and regretfully said goodbye to his "lover".
My lover is unable to attend his party tonight because of some things...
Just as he picked up the ring and was about to leave, the phone suddenly rang in the phone booth.
"When you hear the phone ringing, it might be someone else's call, but when you hear the phone ringing, you automatically answer it, right?"
"What?"
"I wish you could understand how sad you make me..."
"who are you?"
"Don't even think about hanging up the phone..."
"you've got the wrong number……"
"Man, that pizza is so delicious, you'll really regret not accepting it..."