"The weasel is sending New Year's greetings to the rooster. It's unkind." Yuchen said angrily.
"I'm so angry. They always make fun of me." Regina was even more depressed.
"Why don't you let me shoot him to death with one arrow?" Xiao Ru shouted.
In the villa, the girls were angrier than each other.
Director Donald didn't know that he had caused public outrage. If he were taken to the underground bunker, the girls would swarm him and beat him to death.
Thinking of this picture, Xiao Ran felt funny and said.
"Director Donald, I really want to invite you to my house for a cup of cat poop coffee, but just because I'm afraid someone will throw rotten eggs at you... you might as well say it here."
"Thank you for your kindness, x, it's very nice here."
Donald laughed a few times, showing his big white teeth, and started a long speech.
"This is a world that advocates heroes. Whether it is the three leaders Mark, Marburg and Martin, or I, Donald, all believe that heroes are the force that promotes the progress of the world. You must know that the contributions of 99% of people to society add up to
They are not as good as 1% of people. We often call such people heroes..."
Xiao Ran patiently listened to him for 5 minutes.
I have to admit that his eloquence is very good and his power of seduction is very strong. The heroism he advocates sounds quite reasonable.
"Yes, my master is such a hero, a super hero!" Xiaoru said.
"Of course the eldest brother is a hero, and so is Sister Yao." Regina said.
"I agree with what you two said. I think you are right, but I want to say that Donald is wrong." Yuchen's words were somewhat contradictory.
"Why?" Regina and Xiaoru asked her at the same time.
"The good words changed when he came out of his mouth. I think there is something wrong with him," Yuchen said.
"Yes, ivory cannot come out of a dog's mouth," said Regina.
"Yes, he is a dog under three horses." Xiao Ru said.
The girls are a little messy.
Their immature worldview is easily influenced.
…
"Director Donald," Xiao Ran had to interrupt him, "you might as well get straight to the point and say what you have to say."
"Okay, x, let me tell you straight, when I first met you, I thought you were a hero, and I invited you to join the League of Legends. Do you remember?"
"I remember."
"Now, I think you are a well-deserved superhero! Especially after you killed the Black Warrior Tribe, the Flying Knights and the Ocean Fleet, your reputation spread throughout the world, so I am honored to tell you that the Supreme Three
The big leaders unanimously agree to invite you to join the superhero club!"
faint!
What kind of enemies are these?
Xiao Ran simply couldn't laugh or cry.
He believes that the war in the metaverse has just begun.
He believes that the enemy's hatred value is full and he will attack aggressively.
I really didn't expect that I would suddenly come to win over him.
"Superhero Club!"
Donald emphasized his tone and said with an extremely proud expression.
"From its establishment to now, there have been no more than 36 people at most. Now including me, there are only 18 people! Don't think that calling it a club is just an informal organization. In fact, the Super Hero Club is the highest decision-making body with three leaders as the core.
group!"
This is awesome!
Xiao Ran thought to himself, this bait thrown by the enemy is really quite big.
The girls' discussions came from the headphones.
Regina said: "There is such an organization that controls the world, but at my level, I don't understand the situation of this club at all."
Yuchen said humorously: "I don't know what position the Emperor of Mars will take after joining this organization. If he is the boss, maybe he can consider it."
Xiao Ru said: "Yes, yes, I think Donald is the old man from Taibai Jinxing who coaxed Sun Wukong to become an official in the heaven, but in the end he only sealed Bima Wen."
"You, hahaha, hahaha..." Yuchen was extremely happy.
"What are you laughing at, Sister Yuchen?" Regina couldn't understand what Xiaoru was saying at all.
Xiao Ru quoted the story from Journey to the West and explained the matter thoroughly at once.
The enemy sent Donald to recruit people, either as a temporary measure, to take advantage of Xiao Ran, or to set a trap for Xiao Ran. There are only three possibilities.
"Okay," Xiao Ran said with a smile, "Director Donald, this matter is really unexpected. Please go back and tell the leaders. Please give me a few days to think about it."
Donald widened his right eye and looked at Xiao Ran in surprise.
"X, do you still need to consider such a good thing? Do you know that in this world, countless people are desperately trying to join the superhero club! Let's just talk about the mecha soldier who was shot to death by your arrow. He is jealous of me and wants to die.
Spreading bad things about me everywhere just because I am a member of the club and he is not, hahahahahaha!”
"I know."
Xiao Ran nodded and said.
"Joining this club means reaching the pinnacle of your life. The police don't dare to give you a ticket, they just go through the back door to get things done. The law is just a piece of paper to you..."
Donald shook his head and laughed.
"Too small, these are insignificant. Let me tell you, x, you will get an unlimited bank card, you will have your own aircraft and yacht, your castle on the top of the mountain will be filled with fine wine, blond hair
Girls, purebred BMWs, golden toilets... you will have all the privileges, and all the good things will be in the M Superhero Club!"
I wipe it!
Director Donald's last words were clearly the advertising slogan of the Metaverse back then.
It's okay if he didn't say it, but once he said it, it exposed the fact even more.
Lies, shameless lies!
Fooling the public like tame dogs, treating people's vision and happiness for the future as a joke, and throwing it into the trash heap casually.
The same goes for Xiao Ran.
Xiao Ran was very angry, but he held it back and said.
"Director Donald, everything you said is very tempting, but I still say the same thing. Please let me think about it calmly."
What the hell are you thinking about? Is your brain flooded? If God comes to open a door for you, why don’t you just run in and let the gate of hell open for you, right?
Donald stared at Xiao Ran, roaring like thunder in his heart, and cursed angrily.
But on the surface, he kept his stiff smile politely.
Xiao Ran saw what he was thinking.
I really want to punch his mouth full of teeth.
But there is an old saying in China: Don’t hit the smiley person with your stretched out hand, and don’t scold the gift-giver when you open your mouth.
Anyway, Director Donald is playing the role of a peacemaker today.
"Goodbye, Director Donald, I appreciate your kindness."
Xiao Ran turned the motorcycle's head and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute, x, the patience of leaders is limited. I have to reply to them today, so you have to give me an answer before the sun sets, yes or no."
Xiao Ran glanced at Donald.
Driving a motorcycle and leaving without looking back.