It's not fun until you finish shouting, everyone thinks so.
"That's it?"
Xiao Feng waved his hand to wipe away the cold sweat on his forehead and laughed.
"My son didn't even move his hands, did you see that?"
Ge Ye praised.
"The saint was so powerful that he scared away the arrogant director of S.H.I.E.L.D.!"
Zhang Huhu shook his fist and shouted.
"The saint is so powerful that he can defeat the enemy with just one word and kill the tiger with just one look!"
Everyone laughed heartily, and he forgot that his nickname was Tiger.
Li Ran said.
"I'm still worried. I heard the big black man said that they have a League of Legends and there should be a lot of people there. What if a group comes to beat up my son?"
Yuchen smiled and comforted.
"Don't worry, Mom, he is a great genius with both civil and military skills. He can come up with a lot of clever ideas at will, and he will lead the enemy by the nose and play them around!"
Xiao Ran laughed when he heard this. Yuchen spoke highly of him, which made him feel very comfortable.
Then he looked up.
I saw a figure flying down like lightning.
Boom!
The earth trembled, dust flew up, and even the remains of the armor were blown far away by a strong wind.
The way the lightning trapeze landed is very handsome.
"You don't seem to have any results from your discussion."
said the strong and handsome man.
"There is an old saying in China: Don't speculate in words."
Xiao Ran responded to him with a smile.
If the color of Lightning Flying Man's soul were not black, but white, red, green or any other color, Xiao Ran would give him the respect he deserved. Unfortunately, he was just wearing the shell of a hero to replace the three.
A hard-working thug with a horse.
"Don't speak esoteric Chinese to me, x." The Lightning Flying Man shrugged and said, "I have only learned your daily language, and I am often confused. One day I went to a Chinese restaurant and asked the waiter, Miss, the dumplings are one
How much does the bowl cost? As a result, you know what happened?"
"What happened?" Xiao Ran asked curiously.
"She picked up the plate in her hand and sprinkled the dumplings all over me!"
"Oh? She's so rude. Is she Chinese?"
Xiao Ran became even more curious. Although he was a genius, he couldn't figure out why the waiter would treat a friendly guest rudely.
Hahaha, the lightning trapeze man said with a hearty laugh.
"She said, this is not a nightclub, it's a Chinese restaurant!"
Hahaha, Xiao Ran understood and laughed until his stomach hurt.
Everyone in the villa was confused, but only Yuchen understood and smiled.
"Sister Fairy, what are the lightning trappers talking about? I don't understand!" Xiao Ru shouted.
"He's joking, so don't ask." Yuchen said with a smile.
Unexpectedly, the Lightning Flying Man told the truth below.
"She, haha, she thought I asked, miss, how much does it cost to sleep for one night? Hahaha!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing loudly.
Xiaoru shook his head, still not understanding.
This guy was so funny that Xiao Ran was embarrassed to kill him.
Calm down, Xiao Ran asked kindly.
"Mr. Lightning Flyer, do you have a family?"
The Lightning Flying Man shrugged regretfully and said.
"No, before the destruction of the Oort Cloud, my parents sent me as an infant to the Earth in a spaceship, and landed in the small town of Yellowstone in Montana, United States of America. This is my second hometown, Carter, the Lightning Flyer.
.”
I think this guy is too into the drama.
Xiao Ran was speechless.
"For justice, to defend m, we will fight endlessly!" The Lightning Flying Man said seriously, "This is my most sincere repayment to the people on earth, x, a terrorist like you will definitely die under my fist.
.”
Xiao Ran shook his head, not knowing how to save him.
In the villa.
"Nah!" Zhang Huhu couldn't help but cursed.
"Sadly, he is one of the superhumans created in the war laboratory. He was instilled with seemingly righteous ideas in his mind. In fact, he is a soulless robot..." Ge Ye said, he originally wanted to remind Zhang Laohu
Pay attention to the propriety of your words, and finally swallow your words.
No, Ge Ye was wrong. He was not a robot, but a bionic man modified from a human being. Xiao Ran wanted to test his IQ and strength.
"Lightning Flyer, when you are flying in the sky and overlooking the blue earth beneath your feet, have you ever thought that this world is virtual? You and your justice are all virtual?"
The Lightning Flying Man's expression became serious, he stared at Xiao Ran and walked around him.
Heavy footsteps made one pit after another on the ground.
"This is a philosophical question and is not within the scope of my consideration. x, what you have to care about is whether you can escape from hell again, because I will send you back now."
"Oh? Are you sure you have the strength?"
The lightning trapeze man became deep and looked up at the cold blue sky in winter.
He didn't speak for a long time.
He gave Xiao Ran a side profile, a resolute face, a tall nose, a handsome slicked back hair, and a strand of long brown hair that curled up playfully.
In the villa.
"Silly!" Zhang Huhu once again couldn't control his emotions and cursed loudly.
Everyone laughed and didn't think he was rude. Everyone felt the same. The Lightning Flying Man was deliberately showing off himself. It was a kind of arrogance rooted in his bones and a sense of racial superiority.
"Son, you can slap him in the face and treat him as a foreign model in the mall. As Mr. Ge said, he is a soulless robot."
Li Ran couldn't help but said to Xiao Ran in the light curtain.
Ge Ye smiled and greeted him, and the Holy Mother called him Ge Ye, which flattered him.
Xiao Ran in the light curtain seemed to hear his mother's words and nodded.
But he didn't take action because sneak attacks were not his style.
"Mr. Lightning Flyer Carter, it's almost lunch time. You can choose to fight now, or go to a Chinese restaurant to have a bowl of dumplings and come back to me in the afternoon."
Xiao Ran said politely.
The Lightning Flying Man was shocked by these words. He turned his head to look at Xiao Ran, his blue eyes glowing red.
"Master, this is a master!" Ge Ye was full of praise, "Only a majestic saint can say such calm and powerful words in front of a powerful enemy! It seems low-key, but in fact it is an unparalleled contempt for the lightning flyer!"
Everyone agreed.
Dizzy, Xiao Ran felt that he just said a very ordinary sentence and expressed his true thoughts of going home for dinner, but people gave him a deeper meaning.
Xiao Feng got up from the sofa and wanted to make noodles for his son, but he stood still because whether he would fight or go home for dinner was unknown at the moment.
"Did you know? x, in fact, I never need to eat. I just want to go on a date with that beautiful girl, make dumplings, and sleep with that beautiful girl. Hahaha, do you think I will make such a stupid mistake?"
As the Lightning Flyer spoke, he took out a shining golden pill from the pocket on his hip, threw it into his mouth, bit it, and the pill shone brightly.
"I only take concentrated light pills, pure energy from the sun. Director Donald often warns me that I must control my power when fighting, don't punch a hole in the earth, and take care of our world."
Xiao Ran didn't have the patience to listen to his ramblings and clenched his fists.
He has concluded that the Lightning Flying Man has extremely high IQ and extremely strong strength.
The Lightning Flying Man raised his fist and put it in front of his chin.
"There is an old saying among Chinese people, "You don't know the heights of the sky, but it's you, x. I'll send you back to hell with one punch, and you go eat Satan's shit!"
boom!
The Lightning Flyer punched Xiao Ran in the head.
Breaking through the speed of sound, reaching the kiloton level of power, you can knock down a mountain with one punch!