Chapter 264 Can't beat you, can't beat your woman?
Early in the morning.
Fu Yunzhao rarely showed up. He took a mouthful of rice indiscriminately. With his messy hair on his head, he put down the bowl and chopsticks in a daze and said, "I've finished eating."
Guan Xiyi said distressedly: "Why don't you only eat a little bit for a few days? Can I add some millet porridge for you?"
"Well, I'm full. I'm going up to practice." Fu Yunzhao stood up, walked to the stairs and scratched his hair, then stopped, turned around and said, "By the way, it's best not to go out these days. Yesterday, the lynx sent word that there was trouble near Jinmen.
There are powerful zombies. If you have to go out, let Xiao Baibai accompany you. Well, that's it..."
She ran upstairs with a bang, and the house suddenly became quiet. The little white snake still stayed on the dining table, staring at the dried fish, chewing it in his mouth, and suddenly narrowed his eyes.
Ni Qiufeng pondered for a moment before reacting: "Zombies? How can there be zombies?"
"Who knows? These days of war and chaos, are there any weird things?" Guan Xiyi said casually, frowning and said: "We have almost eaten all the food at home. If we don't go out to buy, what will we eat next?"
"If that doesn't work, just take a bite. I see there's still a lot of cabbage left. I'll probably boil the cabbage and make pancakes."
After Ni Qiufeng finished speaking, the little white snake and Yin Jinhua on the table reacted. The former hissed and was very dissatisfied; the latter paused. Although he didn't say anything, it was obvious that the little girl didn't like it.
These.
Guan Xiyi's skills are comparable to those of a chef, and coupled with the rich ingredients brought by Fei Jingting from the small world, the food at home is better than that of the President in the capital... At least the President cannot eat so many out-of-season vegetables.
Because of this, everyone in the family naturally developed a bad taste. It suddenly turned into cabbage soup and pancakes. Not to mention others, even Guan Xiyi herself had acid reflux after hearing this.
After looking at the little white snake, Guan Xiyi said: "Forget it, let the little white snake go shopping with me later."
The little white snake nodded like it was pounding garlic. As long as the food is plentiful, running errands is nothing.
The plan was settled, and after breakfast, Ni Qiufeng was responsible for cleaning up, and Guan Xiyi took the little white snake out of the door.
It was already the end of February, and the weather was gradually getting warmer. Everyone and the snake were only wearing cotton-padded jackets and skirts, and no fur coats. When they walked out of the courtyard, the little white snake looked at the side corner of the street as if he felt something.
Guan Xiyi wondered: "What's wrong? But there are bad guys?"
The little white snake smiled and shook its head. While hissing, she took Guan Xiyi's hand and headed towards the vegetable market.
As soon as they left, a figure turned around from the corner of the street. This man was thin and gloomy, but he was Wei Shentong who was killed by Fei Jingting in Mada Mountain that day.
At this time, his figure was getting thinner, with his back hunched up, and he was holding up a big hunchback. Seeing the little white snake pulling Guan Xiyi away without a trace, Wei Shentong snorted coldly: "Two more are gone, I want to come home."
There is only one left...Fei, if I can't beat you, why can't I beat your woman? If you want to blame me, just blame God for not accepting me!"
Shi Shiran walked out from the corner of the street, and Wei Shentong went straight to the door of the bungalow. He didn't bother to break in. He took out two paper figures cut out of yellow paper from his arms, made magic formulas with his hands, muttered something in his mouth, and shook his hands.
Throw the two paper figures through the iron gate.
The two paper figures floated to the ground, then expanded and turned into two fierce gods, roaring and charging towards the bungalow.
At this moment, the window in the middle of the third floor of the bungalow suddenly opened, and Fu Yunzhao's figure appeared in the window. He glanced at the two fierce gods and said cheerfully: "You dare to embarrass someone with such a low level of behavior?"
With a wave of his hand, he threw out the whisk in his hand. The silk thread of the whisk quickly expanded and split into two strands in mid-air. Before the two fierce gods could react, they were tied tightly by the silk thread.
The two fierce gods were still struggling, but the silk threads wrapped around their bodies suddenly tightened. Black energy steamed from the fierce gods' bodies, and they turned into paper figures again with a roar, and were then torn to pieces by the silk threads of the whisk.
Wei Shentong outside the iron gate was startled: "You, why are you still here?"
How did he know that the one who had just transformed into Fu Yunzhao was the little white snake? He had fought against Fu Yunzhao before in the cave. When there was an iron corpse, he knew that Fu Yunzhao was not easy to provoke. Now, without the iron corpse, how could he still dare to fight?
Seeing that the situation was not good, Wei Shentong turned around and ran away.
But Fu Yunzhao had already seen Wei Shentong and laughed playfully: "Huh? Old bastard, it turns out you're not dead yet... It's not too late to die now!"
The fly whisk was thrown out and entangled on the sycamore tree in the courtyard. With a swing of his body, Fu Yunzhao crossed a distance of several dozen meters and flew to the top of Wei Shentong's head.
The whisk was thrown out, and Wei Shentong blocked with the magic ruler in his hand, but was rolled over. When he was about to get up again, Fu Yunzhao waved his hand and the nine-section whip was wrapped around him, and the barbs were embedded in Wei Shentong's body. Fu Yunzhao smiled and whipped
Come on, there was no flesh and blood flying around in that Wei's magical power, but it slumped down like a deflated rubber ball and turned into a human skin in the blink of an eye.
Fu Yunzhao frowned and muttered: "Old Zamao's Maoshan Taoism is so weird... Forget it, I'll leave it to Brother Jingting to deal with. I'd better break through it as soon as possible."
After collecting the fly whisk and the nine-section whip, Fu Yunzhao turned around and was about to return. When he turned around, he saw an old man who looked like a housekeeper standing there, shaking like chaff.
Fu Yunzhao scratched his head: "That... trick is good?"
The old man swallowed, nodded, and then shook his head in horror.
"Huh? Is it good-looking or not?"
The old man was about to cry. He saw that his crotch was wet. Fu Yunzhao immediately covered his mouth and nose: "You old man is so unethical, how can you relieve yourself in the street?"
Staring at the old man with extreme disgust, Fu Yunzhao somersaulted into his neighbor's house, climbed over the wall of his own house, and returned to his room in the blink of an eye.
The old man shivered for a long time. When he saw that there was no sign of Fu Yunzhao around him, he looked at the clothed human skin on the ground. He couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Ghost...Ghost!"
Although this is a public concession, most of the people living in the concession are Chinese. When the old man shouted, passers-by naturally came over.
But while the old man was jumping around and shouting, the human skin began to decay rapidly, first turning black, then carbonizing, and disappearing when the breeze blew.
Several passers-by came over. The old man was so frightened that he spoke incoherently. He turned around and pointed at the clothes on the ground: "If you don't believe me, look at it. Is that a piece of human skin? That witch was beating the living thing alive right in front of my eyes."
The flesh and bones have been removed, it’s so scary!”
The passerby turned his head and glanced, then sneered and said: "Steward Liu, are you suffering from hysteria again because of the Chinese New Year? Where did you get the human skin? It's just a set of tattered clothes."
"Nonsense, you didn't see the human skin... Huh? Where's the human skin?"
Those who were brave enough walked over and opened their clothes, only to find nothing but some black dust shaken off.
"Where did the human skin come from? You're a witch... don't think about it, I think Butler Liu is suffering from hysteria again."
"No, I clearly saw it..."
No one paid attention to the old man's thoughts. They just thought he was suffering from hysteria. After a while, they dispersed, just thinking it was a joke during the New Year.
In the inn two streets away, Wei Shentong in the room suddenly woke up, gasping for air, and then spurted out blood. The gown on his body made a chirping sound, and suddenly numerous cuts appeared.
Blood spurted out immediately.
Wei Shentong howled in unbearable pain, hurriedly found a yellow talisman and stuck it on his body, chanting a spell in his mouth, repeating it three times. Then he shivered and took off his coat, found some medicine for the wound, applied it, and applied a bandage. That was it.
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His pale palms slapped the head of the bed hard, and Wei Shentong's face turned gloomy. At this moment, the clerk walked to the door and whispered: "Sir, what happened?"
"fine."
"Is everything okay? Then you..."
"Having a nightmare."
Isn't this just a nightmare? I didn't expect that I had transferred Fei Jingting away, and then I saw Fu Yunzhao going out with a woman. I thought my home was empty, so I took action. Unexpectedly, Fu Yunzhao was even more cunning, and actually came out.
The real and fake Monkey King!
Fortunately, Wei Shentong was afraid of the strength of Fei Jingting and Fu Yunzhao, so he used the secret method of avatar and did not dare to go there in person. Otherwise, he would definitely be dead now.
"Oh, nightmare, that's okay."
After the man left, Wei Shentong had a second thought. Since it was Fu Yunzhao who stayed at home, the two women who wanted to come and go must be weak.
He immediately stood up, put on his clothes and walked out. He was afraid that Fu Yunzhao would catch up with the two women and he would have no chance to make a move.
After coming out of the inn, he walked around three times, but could not find any trace of the little white snake and Guan Xiyi. Wei Shentong thought that he was going to miss the opportunity. Unexpectedly, when he walked back, he saw the little white snake who looked like Fu Yunzhao and Guan Xiyi coming from a
Walk out of the alley.
That alley is the famous rouge and gouache alley in Nan City. I dared these two women to go shopping for rouge and gouache.
Wei Shentong secretly gritted his teeth, raised his feet and chased after him.
The little white snake walking side by side in front felt vaguely, but never looked back, just listening to Guan Xiyi's nagging words.
"...The most important thing about this woman is her face. Look, she would look better if she put on some gouache. Eh? How do you go this way? Don't drag me."
The little white snake just smiled without responding and pulled Guan Xiyi into an alley.
The alley was very long, but at this time, the doors were closed and there was no open facade. The little white snake nuzzled at Guan Xiyi. Guan Xiyi turned back hesitantly and saw the Wei Shentong attached to it.
Guan Xiyi frowned and asked in a low voice: "Is he a bad person?"
The little white snake nodded heavily.
Guan Xiyi stopped walking immediately, stopped and looked back. The mutton-fat jade bracelet slipped from the cuff to her wrist.
When Wei Shentong saw that the other party had discovered him, he smiled gloomily and said, "What? Do you want to fight to the death when you know you can't run away?"
The little white snake pulled out the dagger Huo Jing from her waist, stuck out her tongue and hissed, trying to fight for her life; Guan Xiyi glared at Wei Shentong, was too lazy to talk nonsense, and just used her true energy to activate the jade bracelet.
The first time I used it, I was a bit shaky, so I heard a chirping sound, and a sword light appeared out of thin air in front of me, grazing the left side of Wei Shentong's body and slashing through it.
"Sword light?" Wei Shentong was startled, and just as he was about to dodge, another sword light struck him.