Du Suyan slapped the table, and when he raised his hand, a dung beetle had turned into meat paste.
Shangguan Jinhong looked at her strangely and pondered for two seconds, "What is plan B?"
"It means backup plan!" Du Suyan rolled his eyes, feeling that he really had no common language with these natives...
"What's wrong with this plan?"
Different from the imaginary mysterious scene of a group of villains planning to destroy the world in the dark around a campfire, the meeting between Shangguan Jinhong and the two villain leaders was like a family sitting together eating melon seeds, with a small round table and a pot of tea.
So simple.
On the left of Shangguan Jinhong is an old beggar, but his clothes are more ragged than before. It is obvious that he took advantage of his status to sneak into the imperial capital. On the right of Shangguan Jinhong is a middle-aged man in purple robe, who looks the same as before.
There is style.
Du Suyan looked at them with a look of caring for the mentally retarded, "Do you know how to make wine?"
The three of them looked at each other and said, "Why should we go back to brewing wine when we poisoned and poisoned people?"
Du Suyan took a long breath. She actually wanted to tell them that if you don't understand refrigeration on the earth next door, then you shouldn't just buy a refrigerator. Sometimes professional things should be left to professionals.
no!
"If you throw this kind of poisonous bug into wine, it will instantly change the taste of the wine. No one will drink this kind of wine."
"..."
Shangguan Jinhong was silent, the middle-aged man in purple robe closed his eyes, and the old beggar shrugged, "Maybe those princes and nobles don't mind drinking something different."
"Okay, then you try it!" Du Suyan directly took out a jar of wine from the bag, opened the seal, and the room was instantly full of excitement.
"Blank!"
The old beggar was almost suffocated to death, and the urine he had held in for more than ten days didn't smell like this!
"You're a wallow in shit and you don't drink. Do you think those royal relatives would drink this stuff?" Du Suyan spit out the fragrance without any scruples. She was embarrassed, and she was embarrassed in front of her long-time 'good friend'.
She still remembers the look in Zuo Yaoqing's eyes before, 'That's it, is this the conspiracy that your partner came up with?', just as she looks at Shangguan Jinhong and others now, Zuo Yaoqing looked at her the same way before.
.
The old beggar was a little embarrassed. He looked at the middle-aged man in purple and hummed: "You found this kind of Gu from the Western Regions. What do you say?"
The middle-aged man in Zipao thought for a while, "According to ancient books, this poison can strengthen the body in the early stage, but once it attacks, it will explode and die. Moreover, it can be added to drinks such as wine and tea to cause irritation.
The smell can mask the smell of the poisonous bug itself. It shouldn’t be discovered, right?”
"It turned into another more pungent smell, which can be regarded as covering up the smell of the Gu insect itself, hum!"
"Okay, this matter is over." Shangguan Jinhong wisely interrupted Du Suyan's complaints. In fact, he had high hopes for this plan at the beginning, but they really didn't expect such a thing to happen.
How should I put it? Any skill that can be passed down for a long time cannot be easily covered up by others.
Gu magic is the same as wine making!
If they want to put poisonous insects into the wine, they must find someone who is proficient in wine-making and voodoo techniques, or at least someone who is proficient in both dung beetle poison and tribute wine. Unfortunately, they can't find one now.
"Since this plan doesn't work, let's think of another way. It just so happens that we have heard some special news recently, which should be useful to us." The old beggar coughed lightly and used the sealing paper to seal the jar of wine again, and then pushed it away.
Du Suyan frowned, "You beggar gang doesn't have much power in the imperial capital. There aren't many beggars on the streets here."
"The news came from other cities. Hu Hai is going to confer a state religion. Now there are eminent monks, Taoist priests and various shamanistic monks from all over the country rushing here."
Du Suyan was amused. He looked at everyone and said, "Are you saying that you want to sneak in and run for the National Preceptor? You three...beggars, rich men, and non-members, how can any one of you seem to be playing religion?"
"..."
The scene was awkward for a while, as if someone had pressed the pause button.
"You've been complaining, but if you have the ability, you'd better think of one!" The middle-aged man in purple robe snorted. If Du Suyan didn't have special information channels, they wouldn't tolerate her.
Just like Shangguan Jinhong looked down on the two of them, they also looked down on Du Suyan. She was the weakest, but everyone had their own needs.
Du Suyan sneered, "According to the reports from my informant in the palace, Hu Hai will encourage more women to participate in the imperial examination."
Everyone was slightly startled, Shangguan Jinhong sighed: "You are courageous!"
"Shit!" Du Suyan said disdainfully, "He wants to choose a concubine for himself!"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then showed an expression that all men would understand, "This is because you want to play with a talented girl, you really know how to play!"
"Most talented women do have a certain temperament... Ahem, I mean this can indeed be manipulated." The middle-aged lsp in purple robe said seriously, his expression disappearing as soon as it appeared.
Shangguan Jinhong picked up the tea cup and took a sip. He looked up at the jar of wine and felt it was quite dazzling. He sighed: "Hu Hai's lecherous problem can indeed be used... Who will throw this thing out?"
The middle-aged man in purple robe knocked the jar of wine out of the window with one palm. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and felt that the air was sweet.
"It is unknown how lustful Hu Hai was, but it should not have reached the level of Huizong of Song Dynasty."
"That's not necessarily true. If there was a beauty of Master Li's level outside the palace, I would definitely fall in love with her!" the old beggar chuckled lewdly.
Du Suyan despised, "It's not easy to use a honey trap. What he said is the problem. As far as I know, Li Shishi was also involved in this imperial examination. Is the woman you are looking for sure to be more beautiful than Li Shishi?"
"..."
The old beggar was depressed, why was Hu Hai so difficult to target? Those courtiers protected him so well?
Du Suyan looked at the three people who were silent again and became more and more disdainful. If she hadn't seen that they were all members of the Qinglong Club, she would not have bothered to cooperate with this group of people. She must meet the leader of the Qinglong Club if she had the chance.
"Actually, it's not like there's no chance."
"Oh? Do you have any idea?"
Du Suyan smiled and said: "Actually, we can use the method Li Shishi used in the Song Dynasty to create stars... No, create momentum! I have already inquired and found out that Li Shishi's participation in the imperial examination this time is serious, which means that she does not want to compete with Hu Hai
What relationship does it have, so we will act very low-key. Before Hu Hai sees these beauties, we can create an oiran who is famous throughout the imperial capital. When this reputation spreads to the palace, it will definitely arouse Hu Hai's curiosity."
"It's a good idea, but don't forget that Li Yuanfang once proposed the abolition of brothels. This is now the law of the Qin Dynasty."
"As long as you don't give me money, it's not a sale!" Du Suyan didn't care at all, "The more innocent a man is, the more likely he is to arouse a man's desire to conquer. Who would refuse the temptation of a sexy, charming and good at singing and dancing~!"
"It sounds feasible, but where can I find such a woman? You are not talking about yourself, are you!" The old beggar was very disdainful.
Du Suyan stared at him coldly, but the middle-aged man in purple robe next to him said: "I can take responsibility for this matter, but the plan has changed and I need to inform the big leader."
…
Late at night, outside a mansion, Lu Xiaofeng, Sikong Zhaixing and Wanwan were lying on a big tree outside, waiting quietly.
Although this combination looks a bit strange, it can be considered a coincidence.
"Since we know this is the enemy's stronghold, why don't we just send people to clear it out?" Wanwan was a little confused.
Sikong Zhaixing was now a wretched young man with big buck teeth. He snorted in a drake voice, "There are only about twenty people in the house now. It's impossible for a few dragon capitals to be inside. Attack at this time."
It’s just a warning.”
Lu Xiaofeng continued: "It seems that Lao Di's calculation is correct. The other party did intend to poison the wine. Fortunately, we arrived in time, otherwise we would have missed it."
Wanwan thought for a while and asked again: "Which dragon head did you say that woman is under? I don't think her martial arts is very strong."
"Maybe there is something special about not being strong in martial arts. I have been undercover under Da Longtou, and I have to say that there are many special talents in the Qinglong Club." Sikong Zhaixing rubbed his chin and talked eloquently.
"Don't talk about that time when you were lurking and you were recognized by an old woman! Tell me honestly, did you think Zhao Ji was pretty and didn't control her?" Lu Xiaofeng glared fiercely.
Sikong Zhaixing was embarrassed, "I told them that the Wheel King has obtained Rama's martial arts, so there is nothing wrong with doing what a normal man should do, right? Who knew that Zhao Ji wouldn't recognize anyone when she puts on a skirt!"
Lu Xiaofeng rolled her eyes when she heard this, "You idiot! The Wheel-turning King Lao Ai is someone who can conquer Emperor Qin's biological mother with her own money. Aren't you bringing humiliation on yourself?"
Wanwan frowned, "You two don't have to worry about little girls, you can continue to talk about any dirty jokes you want!"
"..."
"Okay, it's my fault, but there are indeed many strange people under Da Longtou's command. This woman must have merit."
Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, "Looking at her age, and considering that she has gone to see Zuo Yaoqing, she must be an exile. Well, it seems that we need to check the exiles in the palace."
"Are there many exiles in the palace?" Sikong Zhaixing was puzzled.
Wanwan reluctantly continued: "You two didn't know outside before that apart from the guards and eunuchs, the most popular people in the palace are maids. Hu Hai is a bit lustful, so he hired many young maids, and the exile now
He is at his youngest and most tender age. It is impossible to say that there are many exiled spies among them."
Lu Xiaofeng waved her hand nonchalantly, "Forget it, originally the imperial palace was not impenetrable. There were so many spies from various factions and courtiers that there was no way to check it. In fact, this point is similar in all countries. The only difference lies in which side these factions are on.
"
Ding bang!
At this moment, a jar of wine suddenly broke through the window and hit the ground outside. A wave of anger rose into the sky, making the three of them dizzy in an instant.