"Gentlemen and ladies, think about it, each person spends nearly two thousand dollars a year on mobile phones and mobile Internet."
"But now, I am honored to announce that that era is over!"
"In three days, anyone, regardless of nationality, race, male, female, old or young, can receive a SIM card that is compatible with all computers and mobile phones!"
"And this card is free for life!"
In the living room, Cao Gui was lazily lying on the sofa watching TV like a salted fish. He had a brain twitch some time ago and actually fell in love with cultivation and exhausted himself to death.
Can't you lie down like a salted fish? How comfortable it is now, why do you have to be thundered?
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." Cao Gui looked at the TV screen. On it, a nigger was handing out welfare, giving everyone free SIM cards and providing free Internet services.
"This guy looks just like that damn nigger Nick Fury..." Cao Gui couldn't help complaining. Except for one extra eye, he's exactly the same... Oh, no, there's no such catchphrase as Fuck.
"Honey, I'm back..." At this time, Gwen weakly pushed open the door, walked to Cao Gui with a haggard face, and followed Cao Gui's example, lying down like a salted fish.
"Eh? What's wrong?" Cao Gui quickly stood up and held her in his arms.
"Haha...it's all Kenm." Gwen twitched the corner of her mouth, hugged Cao Gui, and told with tears in her eyes how Kenm treated her. He often called her in the middle of the night when he couldn't sleep and asked her to come over to chat. No.
I was bombarded with phone calls one after another.
What's even more outrageous is that Kenm started to feel sleepy while chatting, and then went to sleep, but she always disliked herself for being noisy. Even if she moved her steps, it was considered noisy. However, she couldn't hit, scold, or talk.
After Ken's torture, Gwen almost suffered a nervous breakdown.
"Ah this..." Cao Gui hugged his girlfriend distressedly. She was one step ahead of him and experienced the pain of taking care of a pregnant woman.
Gwen is so sensible that it makes people feel sad.
"Dingling bell~"
The phone rang again, and a look of fear appeared in Gwen's eyes. It was Ken's call.
"Cao..." Gwen looked at Cao Gui longingly.
Cao Gui patted her head: "It's okay, leave it to me."
Then... he unplugged the phone cord and physically isolated Kem's phone.
"There is no way to continue like this..." Cao Gui touched his chin and muttered. The Kem family has a big business and has much more assets than Gwen and Cao Gui. Without the two of them, not only would they not starve to death, but they would live longer.
Moisturize.
"Let's leave Los Angeles!" Gwen said sternly. She didn't want to stay any longer. Pregnant women and other things were indeed too troublesome. She even had a headache just thinking about it.
"What... ahem, I mean, where are you going?" Cao Gui asked, "Going back to New York?"
"No." Gwen shook her head: "New York is still in ruins. It must be inconvenient to travel and do things."
"Then...where to go?"
"Go...go..." Gwen thought for a while, took out the atlas and started flipping through it. After a fierce operation, she pointed at a city and said:
"Paris!"
"Honey, let's go to Paris!" Gwen said very fast.
"Uh..." Cao Gui was at a loss for words. He seemed to have an acquaintance in Paris. The French girl was enthusiastic and hot. Just in case...
Cao Gui looked stern and said immediately: "My dear, let's go to London!"
"London?" Gwen asked doubtfully, "Why?"
"Because..." Cao Gui rolled his eyes and said seriously: "Because Paris is full of boulevards!"
"Uh... I understand the truth, but what does it matter?" Gwen's pretty face was full of confusion.
"The boulevard was used by the Germans for marching, but I don't speak German!" Cao Gui said plausibly: "There is a language barrier, so we can only go to London, England."
Gwen: "..."
That’s right, the official language of Paris is German.
There is definitely a language barrier.
"Okay, let's go to England, to London."
The two people who just left immediately took their mobile phone IDs, locked the doors and windows, and drove directly to the airport.
Several hours later, the two landed at Heathrow Airport in London, England.
"Ah... London's weather is indeed well-deserved." Cao Gui complained. When they first got off the plane, the weather was not bad. Although it was not sunny, it was somewhat sunny.
But within two minutes, the weather was gloomy and drizzle began to fall. Cao Gui and Gwen had no choice but to buy umbrellas on the street.
"Where are we going next?" Gwen asked speechlessly. The weather in Los Angeles was sunny and the temperature was not low, but it was different in London. It was drizzling and the weather was a bit cold.
Although the physical fitness of Cao Gui and Cao Gui is pretty good, everyone else wears long-sleeved coats, while they are the only ones wearing casual short-sleeved clothes, which looks weird.
"Buy a villa first, and then buy some clothes, what do you think?" Cao Gui said with a smile.
"OK, no problem." Gwen agreed.
The vigorous and resolute couple went to South Kensington and bought a villa here that had been vacant for some time.
"The land prices here are so expensive..." Gwen complained. Although she was already a billionaire, Gwen's life was still that of a student and she did not have any extravagance.
After spending tens of millions to buy a villa at one time, I still feel so distressed. Not only that, Cao Hui also ordered some clothes from some luxury stores, but another hundreds of thousands of dollars disappeared.
"This is South Kensington." Cao Gui shrugged: "Part of Inner London, close to the royal family and so on."
To be honest, Cao Gui didn't understand either, but he came here not long after coming out of the airport and the environment looked good, so he bought it directly.
Moreover, Gwen also rejected the intermediary company...the functions are almost the same, so let's call them that.
Gwen also refused the gentleman housekeeper and maid provided by the agency, otherwise, the price of the house would have to be raised even higher.
"To be honest, I have always disliked British gentlemen." Gwen curled her lips and said disdainfully: "The so-called aristocratic gentlemen, all the education they have received tells them to stay away from labor."
"So, because they have not participated in labor for a long time and despised labor, they have acquired the temperament of idlers, and they have become some kind of aristocratic temperament. It is simply ridiculous."
"Ah, this...it turns out to be like this." Cao Gui suddenly realized, I asked why those so-called aristocratic educations all teach useless things, so it turns out to be like this.
"The British are the most annoying." Gwen said with a groan.
"Huh?" Cao Gui expressed confusion.
"There are two main white races in the United States, one is British white and the other is German white." Gwen said: "I am German."
"What about the French?" Cao Gui asked.
"They are gone, surrendered."
Cao Gui: "..."
As expected of her, her breasts are smoother than mine.
During the conversation, the two walked into Imperial College, which is an institution with a long history. Although Gwen disliked the British, he did not dislike the British institution. The two began to visit this British institution.
But at this moment, a figure entered Cao Gui's sight, seeming to be an acquaintance.
Harry!
Not Harry Osborn.
But Harry Hunter.
He also has the name Galahad, one of the Twelve Knights of Kingsman.
"Why is he here?" Cao Gui asked in confusion.
"He is British. Is it normal here?" Gwen said. Since the frank confession with Cao Gui, Cao Gui told her about many organizations that she had never heard of before, including the Kingsman agent organization.
.
"It seems that this school is in trouble." Cao Gui shrugged. Wherever a superhero is, there must be a super villain.
Sure enough, not long after, there was a loud bang and a burst of fire exploded in the school.
The Galahad agent walked out of the ruins in a state of embarrassment. His face was gray and his hair was messed up.
