Chapter 191 This monkey does not play cards according to the routine. Five thousand words chapter
So this time, the Bull Demon King will naturally not go back in despair.
He still has to coax Sun Wukong to go to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to get the Sea-Dinging Needle!
"I heard that there is a peerless demon king in Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain. We have never seen it before when we came here.
So I thought I had been deceived, and because of my anger, I did some robbing and robbery.
Today I finally saw the majestic figure of the Demon King. It was really eye-opening for us!
It's all misunderstandings, all misunderstandings!" Now the Bull Demon King licked his cow's face and said in a nonchalant manner.
After hearing the words of the Bull Demon King, the thoughts in Sun Wukong's mind raced.
This is true for me, just follow the original plot step by step!
"What you said is true." At this time, Sun Wukong said with a smile on his face.
When the Bull Demon King saw Sun Wukong's appearance, he couldn't help but thought to himself.
"A hozen is a hozen. He has never seen much of the world. He just said a few words and deceived him."
"Of course it's true. My brothers and I have always liked to make friends with great demons from all over the world, so when we heard that there was a peerless great demon in Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, we came directly to prepare for a visit.
What I said just now is purely a misunderstanding, a complete misunderstanding.
Brothers, come here quickly and see this great demon king."
At this time, the Bull Demon King shouted directly towards the large demons watching the excitement in the distance.
When a group of big monsters heard what the Bull Demon King said, they naturally understood what the old cow meant.
So one by one, they flew directly to the Bull Demon King.
Facing Sun Wukong who was standing in the air, he began to flatter him. He was full of praises and compliments without repeating them.
If Sun Wukong had never entered the City of All Heavens, he would have been boasted by these big monsters.
There is no way, Sun Wukong has never experienced any of this from birth to apprenticeship.
This time he was being boasted by so many monsters, and he was a ghost only if he didn't float.
But now, when Sun Wukong looked at these guys, he only had the urge to laugh in his heart.
This is the difference between being in the game and jumping out of the game.
"Everyone, since this is all a misunderstanding, why not go into my old Sun's Water Curtain Cave and have a drink? I don't have anything else here, and the monkey wine is enough." At this time, Sun Wukong had a fake expression on his face.
With a look of joy, he spoke to the Bull Demon King and other great demons.
"Excellent, excellent. Let's go and visit the Demon King's fairy cave together."
When he heard that Sun Wukong finally followed the condom and drilled into it, the Bull Demon King couldn't be more happy.
After all, this monkey can't fight anymore, so he has to be coaxed into the trap.
For his grandma, being a cow is really difficult.
Soon, Sun Wukong led the Bull Demon King and other big demons into the Water Curtain Cave.
"The Blessed Land of Huaguo Mountain, the Water Curtain Cave, Demon King, this place is truly a fairy cave. It is much better than my poor place, Lao Niu."
After entering the Water Curtain Cave, the Bull Demon King continued to brag towards Sun Wukong.
"Haha, there's nothing like it. It's not as good as the caves of the immortals in the sky. Please come and have a seat." At this time, Sun Wukong, who was sitting on his Monkey King's throne, gestured towards the Bull Demon King and others.
Hearing this, the Bull Demon King and other big demons each found a seat and sat down.
After the great demons sat down, Sun Wukong ordered a group of monkeys to start serving wine.
When a jar of monkey wine was brought up, Sun Wukong took the lead in opening a jar and said: "Come on, everyone, drink from the jar together."
After saying that, he hugged the wine jar directly and started drinking.
The Bull Demon King and other big demons naturally followed Sun Wukong's example and started drinking from the bull while holding the wine jar.
Just like this, after thirty years of drinking, the Bull Demon King looked at Sun Wukong, already slightly drunk.
So he directly suggested: "Demon King, how about we take this opportunity and become brothers of the opposite sex. These brothers of mine are all like-minded people."
Hearing this, Sun Wukong burped and said: "Okay, okay, but how do you marry brothers of the opposite sex? In terms of strength ranking, or age ranking!"
"Let's discuss the age ranking between us!" The Bull Demon King, who was suffocating when he was scolded by Sun Wukong earlier, now said that he had to fight for the position of the boss no matter what.
"In terms of age, it doesn't matter. I was born from a spiritual stone that was born from the earth. I was conceived in the stone womb for countless years. I don't know how old I am exactly."
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the Bull Demon King suddenly turned green.
Why is this damn monkey so difficult to deal with?
But now, it is impossible for the Bull Demon King to argue with Sun Wukong over such a matter.
So at this time, the Bull Demon King could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
"Since you, the demon king, were born from heaven and earth and have deep roots, then the position of the boss is naturally reserved for you." At this time, the Bull Demon King said this against his will.
As for the rest of the big demons, they didn't have any opinions, and everything was dominated by the Bull Demon King.
After forming an alliance based on blood, the Demon King Alliance headed by Sun Wukong was simply established.
After this was established, the Bull Demon King was ready to encourage Sun Wukong to go to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to retrieve the treasure.
"Brother, I saw that you didn't use weapons when you fought me before. Could you please let me broaden my horizons and see the magic weapon in your hand?"
The Bull Demon King was holding a bowl of wine and pretending to be curious and asked.
"Oh, don't mention that I don't have a magic weapon in my hand at this time, otherwise I would have taken it out long ago." After hearing the words of the Bull Demon King, Sun Wukong naturally followed the other person's wishes.
"Ah, I see. If the eldest brother doesn't have a handy weapon, I do have a good place that I can recommend to the eldest brother."
At this time, the Bull Demon King continued to speak.
Because of this, the plot of the original work has changed. At this time, Sun Wukong not only did not become the good brother of the Bull Demon King.
Instead, he suddenly became Lao Niu's big brother.
At this time, the Bull Demon King couldn't ask him to perform. Seeing the monkey's joke, he had no choice but to directly tell Sun Wukong to go to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to get the Sea God Needle.
"Oh, dear brother, tell me quickly." Hearing this, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up and he said.
"This place is also close to the Shuilian Cave where the eldest brother is. It is in the East China Sea Dragon Palace deep in the East China Sea. It is said that there are countless treasures in the Dragon Palace, and there is even a Dinghai Shenzhen that can hold down the entire East China Sea.
If brother can get the sea-fixing needle, he will definitely get a handy weapon."
At this time, the Bull Demon King quickly introduced Sun Wukong.
"There is also such a good place, so brothers, how about we go to the Dragon Palace together and look for the old Dragon King to borrow some treasures."
As soon as Sun Wukong said these words.
The bodies of the Bull Demon King and others suddenly froze.
Damn, why are you dragging me and others along with you?
There are so many treasures in the Dragon Palace, why are no gods coveting them? That’s because there is a very strong foundation in the darkness of the Dragon Clan!
Isn’t it tiring to go to the Dragon Palace to grab things?
If the dragon clan was really that weak, they would have been exterminated long ago.
The other party is completely recuperating. The four dragon kings in this Dragon Palace are just the apparent controllers of the dragon clan.
If there is someone who dares to kill the Dragon Clan, he will probably be taught how to be a human being by the Dragon Clan.
Thinking of this, the Bull Demon King said quickly: "Brother, we already have the weapons at our disposal, and there is no use in going any further.
In addition, there was a gap between us and the Dragon Clan before, so it would be even more inconvenient to go with you."
After hearing this, Sun Wukong slammed his hand on the table and said angrily: "A mere dragon clan dares to embarrass you and me. Don't worry, brothers, I'll just go with you."
If that dragon clan doesn't know what's going on, just kill him."
At this time, the Bull Demon King was completely dumbfounded.
"They all say that I, the Bull Demon King, am the Demon King of Confusion, so I should give you the title of Demon King of Confusion, Sun Wukong!"
You're going to kill them before they do anything else.
The most important thing is that it’s okay if you want to kill, but don’t drag me along with you!”
Fuck, now the Bull Demon King and all the big demons want to curse.
In particular, the other big demons who came to play guest roles unexpectedly made them angry.
They really don’t dare to go to this Dragon Palace!
If you go with Sun Wukong, isn't that being careless?
The reason why the human Sun Wukong was able to walk out of the Dragon Palace intact and holding the Sea-Dinging Needle was because the big bosses had already negotiated terms.
If you wait for someone to come over by yourself, isn't that just giving away someone's head?
Thinking of this, the other big demons winked at the Bull Demon King crazily.
After receiving the glances from all the brothers, the Bull Demon King suddenly pretended to be shocked and said: "Brother, my wife suddenly summoned me. I am afraid that if there is something urgent, I have to go back. I am afraid that the East China Sea Dragon Palace will accompany you.
It’s not possible.”
Hearing this, Sun Wukong looked unhappy and said: "Since my second brother has something to do, let's go back first. I am not in a hurry about the weapons."
To be honest, the Bull Demon King felt extremely aggrieved at this realization.
There's something wrong with this script. Doesn't it mean that Sun Wukong is new to the world and can be easily deceived?
This fucking guy is a monkey, but if he doesn't get the hang of it, he's totally screwed.
However, in order not to reveal his flaws, the Bull Demon King had to get up and leave first.
As for the rest of the big demons, they each found an excuse and left with the Bull Demon King.
It's impossible to leave now. If we are really dragged to the East China Sea Dragon Palace by this damn monkey later, we will really be in trouble.
After the Bull Demon King and other great demons all left Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong looked at the direction in which the demons were leaving with a gloomy expression.
This incident has made Sun Wukong realize that if he wants to break free from the control of the immortals and Buddhas all over the sky, he must be stronger than him. Only by being stronger than them can he have the right to speak.
Otherwise, after all, it is just a chess piece in the hands of others.
Thinking of this, Sun Wukong went directly into the depths of the Water Curtain Cave and began to retreat.
As for going to the Dragon Palace to get the Sea-Dinging Needle, Sun Wukong is not in a hurry. After all, he is not the one who should be anxious at this time.
At the same time, the Bull Demon King and others got together again after staying away from the Water Curtain Cave.
"Brother Niu, what should we do now? That monkey just won't go to the Dragon Palace!" At this time, a certain big demon said to the Bull Demon King.
"I will go back and report this matter. Please don't run around during this period until I notify you." At this time, the Bull Demon King finally showed his domineering power as the Bull Demon King.
At this time, the demonic flames on the body of the Bull Demon King were monstrous. Compared with his performance in the Water Curtain Cave, he was completely different from the two demons.
After the Bull Demon King said these words, each of the big demons turned into a ray of light and flew towards the direction of their cave.
But at this time, many powerful people in the Three Realms had questions in their minds.
Why hasn't that monkey gone to the Dragon Palace to cause a scene? This script is wrong!
That’s not how it was arranged!
.......
Not to mention Sun Wukong's small actions here have already caused a slight deviation in the plot of Journey to the West.
Su Chen, who is located in the long river of time in the world of Journey to the West, has already deduced some of this world from the long river of time, and the subsequent diversion plots have come out.
Like this journey to the west, Sun Wukong, after entering the city of the heavens, everything that happened to him was fast forwarding in Su Chen's eyes.
For the first time, Sun Wukong declined to go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and Su Chen also saw this.
However, the general trend of the world and the group of old Yinbi behind him made it impossible for his arms to twist his thighs.
In the end, Sun Wukong went to the Dragon Palace to grab the Dinghai Divine Needle.
But this time, Sun Wukong, who took the initiative, not only grabbed the Sea-Dinging Needle.
Instead, they ransacked the East China Sea Dragon Palace inside and out.
Anyway, there are people from the Buddhist sect who keep the whole story in check and don’t loot too much. It’s not that I feel sorry for those guys, but they are scheming behind my back.
What happened next will naturally develop according to the original plot.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea went to the heaven to complain, and then the heaven recruited Sun Wukong, and he went to heaven to serve as Bima Wen.
Regarding these, Sun Wukong is still honest and follows the script.
But he didn't miss any of the benefits he deserved.
For example, in the peach orchard, Sun Wukong can pick as many flat peaches as he can.
If it hadn't been for the thought of digging up a tree in his mind, he suddenly sensed a danger.
I'm afraid that if it weren't for the peach trees, Sun Wukong would dig them up by the roots.
Yes, the danger that suddenly appeared in Sun Wukong's heart naturally came from the Queen Mother of the West. The peach tree was a spiritual creature accompanying the Queen Mother of the West when she attained enlightenment.
If it weren't for cooperating with Buddhism's actions, how could Sun Wukong have taken away so many flat peaches under the nose of Queen Mother Xi with his strength.
Sun Wukong didn't eat these flat peaches either, he saved them all and planned to keep them until he went to the City of All Heavens to exchange for other resources.
Finally, after reaping all the benefits from Heaven, Sun Wukong went directly to Heaven and continued to be the Demon King of Huaguo Mountain.
Then at Lao Niu's suggestion, he took the title of Monkey King.
For Sun Wukong to take the right path and follow the script set by himself and others, Tathagata and others were naturally very happy.
Although some resources were lost, compared with the great prosperity of Buddhism and Taoism, it was a drizzle.
But what Tathagata and others didn't know was that Sun Wukong had already prepared for all this.
Afterwards, Heavenly Court naturally pretended to be a show-off and sent troops to attack Huaguo Mountain.
However, what surprised Heavenly Court was that Monkey King, the Monkey Head, did not play according to the routine again.
It turns out that the Heavenly Court discovered that Sun Wukong actually fell in love with robbery.
The giant spirit god dispatched for the first time had not only the Xuanhua ax in his hand taken away, but also all the armor on his body.
In the end, he could only rely on his magic power to transform into clothes and escape in embarrassment.
After seeing the tragic situation of the Giant Spirit God at that time, all the immortals and gods who were watching the battle through the Haotian Mirror in the Lingxiao Palace could not help but collectively fell into silence.
Including Li Jing, the Buddhist spy in Heaven.
Originally, Li Jing was planning to lead his troops to capture the monkey head himself after the Giant Spirit God was defeated.
Now that he suddenly saw this scene, Li Jing felt a little scared.
Damn it, it's a good thing I caught it.
If you are not caught and still have your clothes pulled off by that monkey, then you will not be able to hold your head high in heaven and be a human being.
I am different from that idiot, the Giant Spirit God. I am a majestic King Li Tianwang, how can I lose such face?
After thinking of this, Li Jing stood quietly on the Lingxiao Palace.
I looked at my nose with my eyes, and my nose looked at my mouth, and then I stopped saying anything, just wanting to be a transparent person with peace of mind.
However, things didn't go as planned, and a strange look flashed across the Jade Emperor's eyes.
Then I saw the Jade Emperor, speaking directly to Li Jing below: "Li Jing, I think this monkey head still has some abilities, so you can lead one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to capture him and bring him back to heaven!"
When Li Jing heard the Jade Emperor's words, he wanted to jump on the spot.
"The Jade Emperor, this old immortal, wants to see his own joke, and then fall into the disgrace of Buddhism."
However, Li Jing only dared to think about this in his heart.
But I didn't dare to say it.
After all, the Jade Emperor is in charge of the three realms, and he didn't do it just by talking.
If you dare to say no, the Jade Emperor will probably give Li Jing a reputation for disobedience.
So thinking of this, Li Jing had no choice but to hold up a tower and step forward to receive the order: "Follow the Jade Emperor's decree."
After taking the order, Li Jing thought about it and still felt a little unsafe.
So he spoke directly to Nezha on the side: "Nezha, go with your father to arrest the monster monkey and bring him to justice."
Nezha, who was watching the excitement from the sidelines, did not expect that Li Jing would drag him into the water.
But on the surface, it was hard for Nezha to break up with Li Jing directly, even though he had always been unhappy with Li Jing.
Ever since, Nezha lazily replied: "I know."
Seeing Nezha's attitude, Li Jing didn't take it to heart. He was already used to it.
If Nezha's attitude towards him really changed, he would really doubt that this was not Nezha anymore.
Soon, Li Jing led one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to the boundary of Huaguo Mountain.
If it weren't for Huaguoshan being the place where dragon veins gather.
If a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals came out together, they would have been reduced to a pile of rubble.
"Monkey, come out quickly and capture us." Li Jing, who was standing in the void at this time, said a divine voice towards the Huaguo Mountain below.
"This old guy dares to trouble your grandpa with a broken tower. I think you are tired of living."
At this time, Sun Wukong stood in the void, wearing a golden chainmail armor, holding the sea-fixing needle in his hand, and sarcastically said to Li Jing.
Hearing this, Li Jing almost turned his nose with anger.
My own exquisite pagoda was actually considered to be a broken pagoda by this guy. It was simply too much of a lie.