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1143The scumbag feels so good

Watch Miaomiao’s review video from the perspective of a supporting character. If you don’t like it, don’t order.

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"Hello, hello, everyone, I'm Miaomiao, I'm here to update again~"

In Xiamen, Lan Shengwen crossed his legs and sat in a newly purchased e-sports chair in a very inelegant but comfortable posture. He tilted his body and grabbed the mouse with his hand to slide on the video website and search for "curved screen mobile phones".

review video.

He is a mild digital enthusiast. When he was eating in the canteen downstairs of the company two days ago, he saw someone using a mobile phone with a curved screen.

As early as last year, he had seen the news related to the curved screen, but he didn't pay much attention to it. However, it was different when he saw it with his own eyes yesterday. The phone looked so exquisite that it was simply worth the money of his iPhone6 ​​Plus.

The appearance of this generation of iPhone is too good, far less refined than the iPhone 5S, especially the gold color, which looks good at first, but becomes boring after a while, and the color is too rich.

When he was at the company, he had already searched for detailed information. There are currently two types of hyperboloid mobile phones on the market. Samsung's note edge last year had a curved surface on one side, which was not good-looking. The newly released S6 edge was better-looking, with a hyperboloid surface and another

Exquisite and cool.

However, Samsung S6 edge was just released in early March and will not be released until April 10th, which is still more than ten days, almost two weeks.

In other words, the only hyperboloid mobile phone currently on the market is the Gushi Jiangjinjiu 4 Ultimate Edition. This phone was released together with Jiangjinjiu 4 during the Double Ninth Festival last year, but Jiangjinjiu 4 went on sale that same month.

However, pre-orders for the premium version of Jijinjiu will only start on November 31st.

It will not be officially released until mid-December.

After its release, the original price of the mobile phone, which started at 5,999 yuan, was once sold to tens of thousands. The official website required snapping up, and a bunch of scalpers were watching to grab it, and there were also many people who wanted to buy it.

If you grab it, you'll make money, and if you resell it, you can earn thousands of dollars. Who the hell wouldn't grab it?

The more you grab it, the higher the popularity.

Frankly speaking, Lan Shengwen hates this kind of hunger marketing method, but many people say that the production of curved screens is insufficient, so they can only use this method... I can barely accept this explanation. After all, this kind of curved screen is too rare and a good product.

It is understandable even if the rate is low.

Lan Shengwen has always looked down on domestic products, and he didn’t even consider buying Zhenjiu 4. On the one hand, he felt there was a brand gap, and on the other hand, Samsung S6 edge has a 2K resolution, how clear it is!

Gushi Zhenjiu has a strange resolution of 2288*1287. Although the ppi of 460 is already very high, it is still incomparable with the ppi of 2K resolution exceeding 500...

Wei Qingfan is so stingy!

Based on this idea, Lan Shengwen dismissed Zhenjiu 4.

Even if I don’t buy a curved screen, even if I don’t have a mobile phone, I won’t buy your Zhenjiu 4!

So he has been learning about Samsung S6 edge for the past two days. The more he learns about it, the more he likes it. The more he likes it, the more he wants it. The more he wants it, the more he suffers...

We still have to wait half a month for the S6 edge to be released!

And after it goes on the market, who knows if it will be available?

Under the torture, his thoughts changed involuntarily: Anyway, they all have hyperboloid screens, and many people praised the Gushi mobile phone for how good it is. How about... buy one and try it?

With this idea in mind, he began to understand the detailed information of Zhenjiu 4, and then searched for review videos.

Soon, a video caught his attention with the title "After using it for more than half a year, my attitude towards curved screen mobile phones has changed."

This title is very attractive, but also very nonsense, because it has only been four months since Zhenjiu was launched. Who the hell can use it for more than half a year?

Do you think you are Wei Qingfan?

However, the girl on the cover of the video makes this title very attractive. Otherwise, this girl is so beautiful!

Lan Shengwen is a man with a girlfriend. He is a man of integrity and morality, so he only watches videos... It is not illegal to watch girls, right?

After clicking on the video, he found that his integrity and morals began to waver:

Damn it! This girl is so pretty...

He stared at the girl in the video for a long time. After watching it once, he almost didn't pay much attention to the review content, so he watched it again. This time he finally paid more attention, paying two or three points of attention while looking at the face.

Listen to the content.

"The phone I have in my hand is the 128G version of the Jiujiu 4 Ultra Blush Purple... Yes, I know I said I preferred glaze white when I reviewed it last time, but I rebelled during the Spring Festival, little

Bai was thrown into the cold palace by me, and he was replaced by Xiao Zi..."

The girl in the video has a flawless face, picturesque eyebrows, a proud and cunning smile, and she tells the story with a lively expression. Then she laughs happily, "It feels so good to be a scumbag, hehehe...

“Okay, let’s get back to the subject. When I last reviewed this phone, everyone praised the world’s first hyperboloid screen phone, and the Internet also praised this phone. However, after using it for a longer period of time, I

My current thinking has changed a lot, and I’m going to tell you about it today.

“First of all, if you plan to buy a mobile phone with a curved screen, my first suggestion is the same as the last review. You should go offline to experience it first and see if you can accept this form.

"If you can accept it and watch this video, then think about whether you can accept the following shortcomings: The first one is accidental touch. Curved screen mobile phones are really easy to accidentally touch!"

The girl in the video seemed a little distressed. She frowned slightly and looked angry, as if she was glaring at the person on the other side of the screen. This look made Lan Shengwen's heart beat faster. He thought about what would happen if she recorded the video.

If someone was really looking at him like this, his blood pressure would probably rise.

"...The second one is that it's too slippery and it's easy to lose control. I was hit hard two nights ago. Here's what happened..."

This chapter is not finished yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The screen changes, and the girl who looks like an elf is lying on the bed, holding up her mobile phone, seeming to be reading the content on the mobile phone screen, and then the mobile phone is removed from her hand

It slipped and fell down, directly hitting that almost perfect and beautiful face...

"ah!"

Amidst the screams, the screen turned back to the recording venue, and the beautiful girl continued to narrate, "Just like that, it hit me on the head...it hurt me to death! And in order to record the video, I hit it three times again before recording it.

This picture...just because I am so dedicated, why don’t you give me a like?"

In order to avoid staring at his face all the time, Lan Shengwen opened the barrage. He didn't pay much attention to it before, but now he saw someone asking on the barrage:

"Hey, why are there two pillows?"

"Double bed?"

"The other pillow is mine. Isn't this normal?"

"Many people sleep alone on a double bed with two pillows, right?"



"After careful consideration, I have decided that starting from today, Zhenjiu 4 will fall out of favor and will no longer be my main machine. On the one hand, it is due to the reasons I just mentioned, and on the other hand..."

The video continued to play, and the girl in it suddenly smiled proudly, "Of course it's because the new favorite has entered the palace again. Smart friends should have guessed what it is. Wait for my video~"

This video was released after the Spring Festival. Lan Shengwen watched the video again, immediately liked it, added coins to favorites and followed it, and then went to read the comments.

He quickly found what he was looking for:

"It's fake, right? It was only launched in December, and you've been using it for more than half a year?"

"No way, is there anyone who doesn't know Miaomiao's identity?"

"What identity?"

"This girl's family is connected to an ancient poetry company, so she can get her cell phone long in advance every time."

"In order to evaluate Chitu, I can buy an R8 specifically. Think about what kind of family it is."



Lan Shengwen browsed for a while, because the impact of his appearance gradually faded away, or to be more precise, he was shocked and shocked by the information he learned.

I graduated from Peking University and my family has a relationship with Gushici Company. I live in a large villa in Beijing with a swimming pool. I bought an R8 to evaluate the car system launched by Gushici Company...

He specifically searched for R8 and learned that it was a super sports car owned by Audi, with a price likely to be over two million...

Who the hell is this?

Such a Bai Fumei doesn't travel around and post on Moments, but she actually comes here to comment on the video?

However, some people seem to be saying that this girl works in Gushici Company after graduation. Is it a work assignment?

After being curious for a while, Lan Shengwen finally remembered that his "original intention" was to buy a mobile phone, so he found this video of "Miaomiao" reviewing Zhenjiu 4 for the first time.

During the process, he discovered that this girl only reviewed the mobile phones of Gushici Company. All the products launched by Gushici Company were reviewed. Expensive ones such as the Ultimate Edition of Jiangjin Wine, and cheap ones such as Azolla, which starts at 799, were reviewed.

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The evaluation video of Zhenjiu 4 is very comprehensive, covering everything from appearance to system and images. After watching it, Lan Shengwen made a decisive decision: It’s you!

He opened the official website of Gushici Company, and found out that Niaomingjian 4 was about to be launched, and Zhenjiu 4 was actually eager to grab it!

"grass!"

Depressed, he couldn't help but swear, so he went to the third-party shopping platform to check. The third-party was still selling for extra money, but it was much cheaper. Some "even" added extra money for only a thousand yuan...

Paralysis, profiteer!

Lan Shengwen was a little confused. After thinking for a while, he went to the Luoshen forum to post a question. While they were communicating, he heard something moving outside and his girlfriend was back.

My girlfriend’s name is Cheng Xiaofang. She graduated from Xiamen University and stayed in Xiamen to work after graduation. The two met during a meal.

——Cheng Xiaofang is the same age as Lan Shengwen, but she is not tall and looks relatively young. She often feels inferior because of this. However, Lan Shengwen happens to like this type. Sometimes she even feels like a "legal loli" and takes the initiative.

I joined Lingxi, and we followed each other for more than half a year before we got together.

"It's almost ten o'clock?"

Lan Shengwen looked at the time and was surprised to realize that so much time had passed. He immediately felt a little apologetic and hurried over to apologize: "I forgot to check the time, my, my, my."

"I knew it."

Cheng Xiaofang changed her shoes and glared at him, "I hope you will pick me up. I'm still waiting at the company."

Lan Shengwen said awkwardly: "I really forgot... you don't want to send me a message, you can just call me."

Cheng Xiaofang said: "The phone is out of battery. I think it's almost time to get off work, so I didn't find a charger..."

She is a very light user of mobile phones. She only takes pictures and chats. She doesn’t even check Weibo. She also doesn’t use her iPad or mobile phone to watch TV shows. Her mobile phone is an iPhone 6 and it often shuts down when it runs out of power.

Lan Shengwen asked: "Would you like something to eat? I'll give you some. What do you want to eat?"

"No, let me cook some dumplings. Those dumplings are delicious... Do you want to eat them?"

Cheng Xiaofang took the frozen dumplings to cook. Although Lan Shengwen wanted to continue to learn more about Zhenjiu 4, there was no doubt that his girlfriend was more important now, so he also talked with him, and did not hide his desire to buy a mobile phone.

His parents came to Xiamen in his parents' generation and are now considered half-indigenous. The family is in a good situation and he has no other hobbies. He doesn't smoke or drink. He just likes to play with digital products. Although Cheng Xiaofang doesn't understand, he doesn't interfere.

"A mobile phone for ancient poetry?"

As Cheng Xiaofang listened, she suddenly thought of something and laughed, "Didn't I tell you before? I also know Wei Qingfan..."

"ah?"

Lan Shengwen thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that Cheng Xiaofang did say it when they first met, but he was not happy with Wei Qingfan at that time. He felt that this person was trying to impress people, especially if he was younger than himself, so awesome, and too flattering.

I was disgusted, so I didn’t pay much attention to it.

But now he wanted to buy a Gushi mobile phone, but he couldn't get it. The situation suddenly changed. He said in surprise: "Yes! Hey, do you have his contact information?"

"No."

Cheng Xiaofang covered the pot and shook her head, "I've only met him once. Didn't I tell you that his girlfriend, who should be my wife now, is a junior high school girl from my department. He gave me a gift when I started my freshman year.

My girlfriend comes to school..."

Seeing that her boyfriend was a little disappointed, she thought for a moment and said, "But I have his wife's contact information. How about I ask it for you?"

Lan Shengwen was pleasantly surprised, but then he hesitated and said, "Have you contacted anyone after graduation? It's a bit uncomfortable to suddenly find someone like this..."

He was afraid that his girlfriend would be embarrassed, so he said: "Forget it, I will try it myself tomorrow and buy the best I can. If it doesn't work, just pay more. Don't owe me any favors for this matter."

After all, if the relationship is not good, or if he has not spoken to someone for many years after being friends, he will suddenly come to ask for help. He will feel very embarrassed. If an old classmate suddenly calls or adds someone as a friend, it is like sending someone a wedding invitation or borrowing money.

, are all inappropriate actions.

Cheng Xiaofang smiled and said: "It's okay, we are still fellow villagers. We had a good relationship when we were in school. I'll ask her."


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