Seeing that Wei Qingfan couldn't say anything after thinking for a long time, a group of girls became proud. Wei Qinghuan shouted: "Each of us has prepared a sentence. If we can't say it, we will give a red envelope."
Wei Qingfan didn't mind giving red envelopes, but if he couldn't say a word, it would be hard to explain to his senior sister later.
If you think about it with your toes, you will know that the hole Li Miaoyu dug was not the question at all, but after the question was given.
For example, when Li Wanyi was asked a question using her name, she couldn't remember even a line of the poem. But when the next level came to Jiang Qinghuai's name, she remembered more than Jiang Qinghuai. Will Li Wanyi let her go?
The opposite is also true, whoever has more than others will be in trouble...
So everyone can recall the same verses, those who can answer more cannot answer more, and those who can't remember must remember all... They can't all be zero, right?
That means you are causing trouble for yourself all together!
Carrying water is so tiring...
Wei Qingfan sighed helplessly, because he really couldn't think of a poem related to the word "yi"... What poem has the word "yi" in it?
"Etc., etc!"
Wei Qingfan still wanted to delay time, but Wei Qinghuan had already shouted: "The countdown is on, five, four, three, two, one! Okay, time is over..."
Song Xiaochi smiled and said: "You can renew, one red envelope will add 30 seconds."
"Give, give, give."
Wei Qingfan had no choice but to "extra time". He had to remember a sentence no matter what...which sentence?
While trying hard to find his way out, he looked at the group of people next to him for help, and a group of people also looked at him with helpless looks.
Wei Qingfan couldn't help but ask: "Don't any of you know?"
"No!"
"really do not know."
The answers from a group of people were very unified, and even more people were laughing.
Wei Qingfan said angrily: "They said they are not allowed to use mobile phones, do you really not use them?"
"The ____ does not work."
"That's a foul!"
"Yes, we have to obey the rules!"
"Ha ha ha ha"
More people burst into laughter.
"The time is coming soon!"
"Do you want to continue renewing?"
A group of girls were very happy, and it was rare to see Wei Qingfan helpless.
“Renew, renew!”
Li Chengan and the others couldn't help, so they were very happy to give red envelopes. They continued to work overtime. After all, overtime meant they continued to torture Wei Qingfan.
"Wait, I remembered!"
Wei Qingfan suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered, "Shuang...shuang..."
There are not many poems with the word "yi" in it, but fortunately, in "A Dream of Red Mansions", Grandma Liu visited the Grand View Garden, and Lin Daiyu once said a poem with the word "yi" during the drinking ceremony. Wei Qingfan has read this content.
Many times, because I always thought that Lin Daiyu would "worry about being punished" and mistakenly said the verses in the banned book, it was a bit nonsense. Sister Lin is a talented woman, how could she not be able to handle such a small scene?
This is more like the author deliberately arranged a plot for Xue Baochai later, which made him very unhappy.
But he really didn't pay much attention to that line of poetry. At this moment, a flash of inspiration occurred, and the line of poetry was on his lips, but he couldn't say it out. He sweated on his forehead anxiously, "Why Zhaoyi..."
"You just have to say it completely."
The girls stopped coaxing and just looked at him with smiles, all of them looking very sure.
"Let me think about it! What kind of Amyrlin throne... leads to..."
Wei Qingfan thought about it again. Fortunately, Li Miaoyu liked the 1987 TV series "Dream of Red Mansions" very much. He followed Sister Lin's charming smile and tone in the TV series and followed it in his mind, and finally figured it out, "Twin Toads and Jade Seats"
Chaoyi! This is a poem by Du Fu."
"Okay, we don't require you to recite the previous sentence either."
Song Xiaochi said with a smile, "I am fascinated by the words 'beautiful and graceful, quiet and leisurely, tender and graceful, charming in words'... This is a sentence in "Fu of the Goddess of the Luo River"."
Wei Qingfan slapped his head and almost said "fuck", this is the most suitable poem for Wanwan. Song Xiaochi and the others must have checked it in advance and deliberately snatched this sentence away, just to prevent him from having it again.
opportunity to speak.
It's over, senior sister will definitely hold a grudge...
He was secretly helpless, and with a warning, he stopped struggling and decisively opened the way with the red envelope and passed the first level.
After entering the yard and coming to the door of the house, several girls stood in front of the door. This time it was Xie Yao, Xiaoyu and the others. "It's still the same rules, but this time the request is 'Huai'. Please invite the groom."
"..."
Wei Qingfan felt depressed for a while. There were many poems with the word "Huai", but they were definitely not as many as the word "Qing", and they were easy to remember. These girls, or Li Miaoyu, must have deliberately made it more difficult.
Fortunately, this is much simpler than the word "yi". He thought for a while and quickly replied: "The drizzle is slanting and the wind is making the night cold. The light smoke and willow trees are shining on the clear beach. When entering the Qingluo River in Huaihe River, it gradually becomes diffuse. Snow foam and milk flowers float on it.
In the afternoon, try the spring dishes with polygonum antler and bamboo shoots. The taste of the world is a refreshing joy."
This is "Huanxi Sand" by Su Shi. As Wei Qingfan's favorite poet, he naturally remembered this poem and memorized the entire poem to show off - mainly for the last sentence.
"Can!"
"awesome!"
Several girls clapped their hands and applauded, but Xie Yao, Wei Qingchan and others who were closer to Li Miaoyu had a sense of schadenfreude in their eyes. Obviously they all knew the real pitfalls of such a question.
"I am fascinated by "The smoke cage is full of cold water, the moon cages the sand, and I park in Qinhuai at night, near the restaurant", Du Mu's "Place at Qinhuai"."
Xie Yao smiled and said, "Invite the groom, it's your turn again."
"...can't remember."
Wei Qingfan didn't dare to answer any more, so he gave the red envelope decisively and entered the room amidst laughter. When he came to the stairs, he saw Tang Shuyun and several other college and graduate students guarding him. When he saw Wei Qingfan coming over, he said with a smile:
"The rules are the same, this time it's the word 'cloud', please invite the groom."
Wei Qingfan thought for a while and quickly replied: "...There was a time when the sea was difficult to deal with, except for Wushan, it was not a cloud."
"good!"
"Mr. Wei is awesome!"
The wedding reception team cheered loudly. This group of people did nothing except hand out red envelopes and shout 666.
Tang Shuyun said with a smile: "I love 'The clouds make tricks, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver and Han are far away in darkness', Qin Guan's "Magpie Bridge Immortal"."
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"Red envelope!"
Wei Qingfan continued to carry water, using the red envelope to clear the way, and went up to the second floor surrounded by crowds. This time, no one blocked his way again, and he successfully arrived at the door of Li Miaoyu's room.
The old cat Miaomiao is no longer as good-looking as before. The snow-white hair on his body is no longer as bright as when he was young. It has turned into a color close to gray. He looks dirty and is losing hair. He looks a lot thinner.
She was wrapped in a red double happiness sign and just slipped out of the bride's room, looking cute and funny.
Wei Qingfan felt a little strange, because Li Miaoyu's door was open, not closed like most weddings (such as Li Wanyi, Jiang Qinghuai), waiting for the groom's group to open it.
Moreover, the melon-eaters in the first three levels, even Wei Qinghuan who wanted to see his joke the most, did not rush over to stop him from entering...
This is wrong!
Wei Qingfan immediately became vigilant, and then cheered himself up by saying, "I am so well-informed and have kissed a man three times, what scene have I not seen before?" and walked into the room with his head held high.
When he entered the door, he saw a bright red wedding dress. The red wedding dress was also decorated with gold threads and was particularly exquisite. His slender white palms were clasped on his legs. He looked well-mannered. His almost perfect and exquisite face was decorated with makeup and powder.
, there is not even a single flaw to pick out. The childishness of the natural girl is also covered up, making her look beautiful and dignified. Only her big bright eyes stare out, showing shyness, sweetness, and a little bit of playfulness and cunning, and she can still see.
Showing the wonderful appearance of that familiar girl.
She has a face that can truly be called stunning. She is dressed up carefully and her beauty is already dazzling. The wedding dress makes it even more dazzling. Even Wei Qingfan feels like he is captured by that stunning face.
When their eyes met, Li Miaoyu originally felt a little shy. Seeing him staring at her stupidly, she couldn't help but feel proud again. She quietly puffed up her chest, gave him a look, and said, "Stop, don't go any further."
Wei Qingfan, who was just staring at her, woke up after hearing this, took two steps forward, pretended to be stupid and asked, "Ah, what's wrong?"
"Don't go forward!"
Seeing that he was cheating, Li Miaoyu said coquettishly, "Go back, go back, go back to the door."
Wei Qingfan had no choice but to go back again.
Only then was Li Miaoyu satisfied. He pursed his lips and smiled, with pear dimples appearing on his cheeks. He said with a smile: "We welcome the bride in a civilized manner, and we don't want to make any noise..."
You are mocking Wanwan and Qingqing for being uncivilized...
Wei Qingfan glanced at the camera next to him and felt relieved. He could use this threat to Li Miaoyu later.
If Li Miaoyu still wants to go to Li Wanyi, Jiang Qinghuai and the others to complain, he will drag her into the water. Although it cannot reduce his own troubles, it can somewhat distract him from the firepower...
"It takes about eight steps to get to me from the door. I ask questions. If you get the answer right, you take one step forward. If you get the answer wrong, you take one step back."
Li Miaoyu couldn't help laughing when he spoke, "There are ten questions in total. If you haven't come to me after answering the questions, then you can figure out your own solution."
"etc!"
Wei Qingfan was not so easy to fool and asked seriously, "What are the topics?"
"They are all reasonable questions anyway, so listen up."
Li Miaoyu snorted, took out his 10-word version of Bird Song Stream, looked at the questions prepared on his phone, and began to ask questions: "The first question, when was the first time you saw me."
"Forehead……"
Wei Qingfan really doesn't remember it. According to this world, it should be the second day of his rebirth, August 20. Li Wanyi came to rent a house in the morning and met Li Miaoyu in the library in the afternoon. But Li Miaoyu didn't have such a memory.
.
Fortunately, the two of them had talked about this in sweet words for a long time, and he was able to restore some situations in his previous life when they were in different classes in high school. They were in different classes, but they were in the same physical education class, and the classes were very close, so he would pay attention.
It's normal to see her.
However, Wei Qingfan was not prepared to answer like that. He thought for a moment and said: "I have noticed you very early, but that is meaningless. I have noticed you just like me. There are many boys who like you. Wei Qingfan has a crush on Li."
In terms of witty words, it was not special until August 20, 2005, when I went to the county library and met you there..."
In fact, this was the beginning of Li Miaoyu's real memory of him. She was very satisfied with his answer. She pursed her lips and nodded reservedly, saying: "Okay, I guess you answered this question correctly."
"What does it mean to calculate? This is my perfect answer."
Wei Qingfan snorted, "Can I move forward?"
Li Miaoyu hummed: "Let's go."
Wei Qingfan looked back and saw that the originally very spacious room was crowded with people. Behind him, there were people on both sides. He stretched out his hand and signaled, "Come on, give me some room to show off."
The crowd behind him moved back to make room. Wei Qingfan took two steps back, accelerated his run, and did a long jump at the door.
"ah!"
Li Miaoyu screamed inside, "No! Don't jump so far! Go back, go back..."
In desperation, she forgot to maintain a dignified manner, and couldn't help but start to speak coquettishly. Her red wedding dress and exquisite makeup made her look even more charming, "You are cheating! You can't dance..."
"You didn't say anything just now."
Wei Qingfan jumped two meters away. Li Miaoyu's room was particularly spacious. He just said "eight steps" because of his long legs. He would definitely take the furthest step, but he still underestimated his ability to do so.
Shamelessly, I glared at him angrily.
Wei Qingfan smiled and said: "Quick, quick, next question, I'm waiting to hold my bride."
Li Miaoyu rolled his eyes, then rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, second question, please listen carefully."
There was a hint of cunning in her eyes, but she looked serious as she asked, "How many eyelashes do I have?"
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A group of people inside and outside burst into laughter, knowing that it was impossible to answer this question.
"……no!"
Wei Qingfan was also angry and funny. Knowing that she must have changed the question temporarily because she jumped too far, he pointed at her and said, "Show me your phone. The questions on your phone are definitely not these."
"Why should I show it to you?"
Li Miaoyu snorted, "I'm here to set the question, and I didn't say that I had to find the question written on the phone... Can you answer it? If you can't answer it, back off."
"You are making things difficult."
Wei Qingfan argued with reason, "You can change the question. There's no way to answer this one, and I haven't counted it either. Besides, you might pull out one or two of them and make me answer wrong on purpose."
"I won't change."
"another!"
The two of them seemed to be bickering, and the melon-eaters next to them were both fresh and funny. People who were familiar with Li Miaoyu, such as Xie Yao, Wei Qinghuan, and the others were not surprised. They had long been used to this kind of fight.
Love and humor.
The two bickered for a long time and decided to take a step back. Li Miaoyu changed the question to "How long are the eyelashes?" and gave Wei Qingfan three chances to guess.
Of course, even with three chances, such a question is a bit too outrageous. Wei Qingfan thought about it carefully and gave three answers, saying: "1 centimeter, 1.2 centimeters, 1.3 centimeters... round up to the decimal point.
The last one."
"OK!"
Li Miaoyu agreed simply, and then hummed: "That's not right, just back off."
Wei Qingfan asked: "What's the answer?"
"You're wrong anyway."
Li Miaoyu didn't know the answer. She didn't know how long her impromptu question was, but she was certain that Wei Qingfan couldn't answer it correctly.
"That won't work."
Wei Qingfan knew she did it on purpose, "Do you have a ruler? We will measure it on site! Where is the ruler?"
"Hahaha!"
"How can you accept a bride like this?"
Many elders outside were laughing and crying, but anyway, on the big day, the two newlyweds were the oldest, and no one said anything. They quickly found a ruler, but Wei Qingfan was not worried and left a mark on the spot, and then went forward to measure it himself.
Li Miaoyu closed her eyes and asked Wei Qingfan to hold a piece of white paper to draw, and he did not forget to tell his cousins Song Xiaochi and Wei Qingchan, saying: "You guys watch it for me, don't allow him to cheat."
"Am I that kind of person?"
Wei Qingfan held a piece of white paper, placed it on her eyes, and used his nails to mark the length of her eyelashes. A group of girls gathered around to supervise.
"Wow, Miaomiao eyelashes are really long."
"looks great!"
Wei Qingfan quickly finished the measurement and then took out a ruler to measure the length. Li Miaoyu also stretched his head to look at it.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Wei Qingfan soon burst out into laughter, "1.2 centimeters! I guessed it right hahahaha!"
"Etc., etc!"
Li Miaoyu grabbed his clothes and said, "Let me see, let me see... I don't believe it!"
She stretched her head to see, but Wei Qingfan didn't expect that he got it right. He held it for her to measure. Li Miaoyu made some gestures and saw that he really got it right. Then he puffed out his cheeks and snorted, saying
: "Okay, I guess you've been fooled again..."
"What does it mean to be right? I got it right based on my true ability!"
Wei Qingfan took another step. The living room was carpeted, and he performed very steadily. He was two meters away again.
Li Miaoyu looked at his smug look, bit her lip, and asked again: "The third question, how many hairs do I have?"
"..."
Wei Qingfan almost vomited blood and didn't care about the rules. While everyone was laughing and Li Miaoyu was feeling complacent, he rushed to the bed in a few steps, picked up Li Miaoyu very skillfully and held him in his arms.
Just run.
"Ah! No!"
Li Miaoyu was so angry and funny that she screamed and hit him, "You haven't finished your answer yet, so you can't take him away..."
"We'll count slowly when we get back!"
Wei Qingfan didn't care about this, he hugged her and walked out. The crowd laughed and dispersed, allowing him to snatch the bride away.
Li Miaoyu struggled at first, but soon gave up. He had already taken her away. She couldn't go back and let him hold her again, right? She had to lie in his arms with a blushing face, let him take her away, and quietly stretched out his arms to hug her.
Let him lie down more firmly and comfortably, and at the same time help him save some energy...