"Okay, when I return to the capital, I will tell Wanwan to get married as soon as possible. Don't worry."
After all, Wei Qingfan had rich experience of being forced into marriage, and he knew very well that presenting facts and reasoning was of no use, so he decisively followed what his parents said.
Unfortunately, my parents seemed to have rich experience in urging marriage, or they had instincts, so they were not fooled at all, and said, "Why are you waiting to return to the capital?"
"Are you going to her house in two days?"
"Wanyi will always come to our house, right?"
"You discuss it first, and then you go and do whatever you want."
"We'll discuss it with her parents later..."
"You two just go to work and get married when the time comes."
…
Wei Qingfan wondered if his parents had also been reborn. These words sounded so familiar!
In his previous life, his brother-in-law introduced his girlfriend to him, especially when he introduced Jiang Qinghuai at the end. His parents first looked at the photo, and then listened to the elder sister’s introduction (tui) (xiao). They seemed eager to get him married right away.
This argument of "you two talk about yours, let's prepare for the wedding first, and then you can get married after you finish talking" was simply too familiar to him.
"I'm going to discuss it with Wanwan now. Just wait for my good news!"
Different from his previous life, Wei Qingfan really had a girlfriend now, so he found an excuse and hurried back upstairs.
He first received a basin of hot water, then soaked his feet in the living room on the second floor. He used his mobile phone to send a message to Li Wanyi. He learned that she was tutoring his brother-in-law in his studies, so he did not interrupt and sent another message to Li Miaoyu.
"Fortunately, I have two..."
He was secretly proud.
"Finally you have time to talk to me?"
Wei Qingfan had just returned from Li Wanyi's house. It was obviously impossible to have time to chat with Li Miaoyu while at Li Wanyi's house and on the road.
After returning home, he was urged to get married by his parents, so the first message from Li Miaoyu clearly contained a sense of resentment.
Wei Qingfan: "Didn't I just come to see you when I was free?"
Wei Qingfan: "What are you doing?"
Li Miaoyu: "Watch TV and spend time with the cat."
Li Miaoyu: "Shu Yun just sent me a photo of Yaya, which made me laugh to death."
She sent a photo. It was a photo of a yawning person. His mouth was wide open, showing his sharp white teeth. But because of the angle of the photo, it looked a bit like a squealing marmot.
There is a funny sense of joy.
Wei Qingfan: "So ugly!"
Li Miaoyu: "Better looking than you!"
Wei Qingfan: "Nonsense, I'm much prettier than him!"
The two of them had a boring bickering in the distance, and then Wei Qingfan got down to business: "Have you asked about it? Are your parents free on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year?"
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Both he and Li Wanyi bought air tickets for the afternoon of the fifth day of the Lunar New Year. Wei Qingfan planned to leave home in the morning, visit her home to pay New Year greetings in the morning, and return to Beijing in the afternoon.
Now that the two have "broken up", Wei Qingfan is still planning to go to New Year's greetings, but he can't let Li Miaoyu announce the time as openly as before, so he has to take a roundabout way.
Li Miaoyu: "We have broken up, and you still want to come?"
Wei Qingfan: "My uncle and aunt have helped me a lot. Even without you, I should still visit."
Li Miaoyu: "Oh"
Li Miaoyu: "Then I will disappear."
Wei Qingfan: "You have to find trouble on the first day of the new year, right?"
Li Miaoyu: "I want to celebrate my birthday too, so come to my house to celebrate my birthday."
Wei Qingfan: "Okay, this year you celebrate your birthday at home, and I will go and celebrate your birthday."
Li Miaoyu: "That's pretty much it."
Li Miaoyu: "If you come to my house, what will senior sister do?"
Wei Qingfan: "..."
Wei Qingfan: "I haven't thought about it yet."
Li Miaoyu: "Senior, why don't you come too? I haven't seen my senior for a year."
Wei Qingfan: "Get out!"
Li Miaoyu: "??"
Li Miaoyu: "Are you talking to me like this now?"
Li Miaoyu: "Miaomiao is so shameless?"
Li Miaoyu: "Okay, then I'll get out!"
Wei Qingfan: "How many times have you told me to get lost?"
Wei Qingfan: "You two have been telling me to get out all day long. I thought this word was a compliment."
Li Miaoyu: "Dear user: Li Miaoyu has logged out and has not received your message."
Wei Qingfan: "Did your head get caught in the door?"
Li Miaoyu: "Please resend"
Li Miaoyu: "Yes"
Wei Qingfan: "Which customer service company did you learn this from?"
Li Miaoyu: "I learned from you, didn't you have to talk like this to your senior sister when talking about customer service?"
Li Miaoyu: "I chatted with other Taobao customer service today, and they talked to me in the same way, and you led them to bad behavior."
Wei Qingfan: “I call this shaping industry norms.”
Wei Qingfan: "Did you buy anything on New Year's Day?"
Li Miaoyu: "No!"
Wei Qingfan: "Then why are you chatting with customer service?"
Li Miaoyu: "My cousin and I were competing to see who received more New Year blessings, but I was too embarrassed to ask others to send blessings to me, so I turned to Taobao customer service. They were very patient and gave me blessings."
Wei Qingfan: "???"
Wei Qingfan: "What kind of brain circuit do you have?"
Wei Qingfan: "Does this count?"
Li Miaoyu: "Forget it, I'll take a screenshot and it will count."
Wei Qingfan: "So you won?"
Li Miaoyu: "No."
Li Miaoyu: "Decay"
Li Miaoyu: "The iPhone keyboard is so difficult to use. I don't want to use the iPhone anymore."
Li Miaoyu: “It’s so hard for me to find a comma!
"
Wei Qingfan: "You can use spaces instead of commas."
Li Miaoyu: "I don't!"
Li Miaoyu: "I want to standardize the use of punctuation marks."
Wei Qingfan: "In order to urge you and make you dislike iPhone even more, I will also standardize the use of punctuation marks in the future."
Li Miaoyu: "Ahhh!"
Li Miaoyu: "Cat screams.jpg"
Li Miaoyu: "Note: The above is an emoticon package"
Li Miaoyu: "You should know the iPhone people, right? Can you ask them to make the keyboard better? Or just use your keyboard."
Wei Qingfan: "I'm mentally ill. How can I make my opponent better?"
Li Miaoyu: "For your lovely, beautiful and obedient girlfriend~"
Li Miaoyu: "Brother~"
Li Miaoyu: "Is that good~"
Wei Qingfan: "Get out!"
Li Miaoyu: "You really don't love me anymore!"
Li Miaoyu: "You have another woman in your heart!"
Li Miaoyu: "Are you going to break up with me?"
Li Miaoyu: "嘤嘤嘤"
Wei Qingfan: "..."
Li Miaoyu: "What punctuation mark should be added after 嘤嘤嘤?"
Wei Qingfan: "Add [fist]"
Li Miaoyu: "[Pig Head]"
Li Miaoyu: "Why don't you ask me to come with you? We've already broken up anyway."
Li Miaoyu: "Senior, I haven't met Miaomiao yet."
Wei Qingfan: "???"
Li Miaoyu: "Meow Meow"
Li Miaoyu: "It's a typo"
Wei Qingfan: “It’s useless to meow like a cat!”
Wei Qingfan: "Unless you send a voice message!"
Li Miaoyu: "That's a typo!"
Li Miaoyu: "Let the senior come to my house to see Meow Meow!"
Li Miaoyu: "Cat!"
Li Miaoyu: "My cat's name is Meow Meow!"
Li Miaoyu: "Are you stupid?"
Wei Qingfan: "I'm teasing you, you can't even tell"
Li Miaoyu: "You are just stupid!"
Li Miaoyu: "You have no punctuation marks!"
Wei Qingfan: "Don't keep using exclamation points, it's not standard."
Wei Qingfan: "You are the stupidest!"
He took a photo of himself soaking his feet and sent it to Li Miaoyu, and then asked the other party to also send a photo of his feet.
Li Miaoyu replied with two words: "Pervert!"
After Wei Qingfan washed his feet, he went downstairs to talk to his parents and determined the time to get up at his grandma's house tomorrow. His parents were used to going to bed early and quickly went back to their room to go to bed.
Wei Qingfan read the news for a while upstairs alone, then took a copy of "Four Generations Under One Roof" and prepared to lie down on the quilt to read it. He took off his clothes and sat on the quilt. Just as he opened the book, his cell phone suddenly dinged again.
Li Miaoyu: "[Picture]"
Wei Qingfan clicked on it and saw a photo that was obviously taken just now with his mobile phone. A pair of snow-white jade feet were placed quietly on the white cotton sheets. They were exquisite and delicate, crystal white and tender. They reflected a dull luster under the light, as if they were carefully crafted.
A work of art, even the curvature of the ankle gives people a sense of roundness and refinement.
Wei Qingfan still had the inclination to read, so he immediately put Lao She aside and typed quickly: "Send a few more pictures."
Li Miaoyu: "Disgusting!"
Li Miaoyu: "I'm going to sleep."
Wei Qingfan: "Wouldn't that be more convenient?"
Li Miaoyu: "Get out!"
Wei Qingfan: "You really don't love me anymore."
Wei Qingfan: "Is there another Wei Qingfan in your heart?"
Li Miaoyu: "Wrong, there is another man."
Wei Qingfan: "No other men are allowed."
Wei Qingfan: "It's impossible for you to have another man."
Li Miaoyu: "Are you stupid?"
Li Miaoyu: "You have to say this when you act coquettishly, so that the other party will have a sense of crisis and agree to your request."
Wei Qingfan: "Are we discussing how to act like a baby?"
Wei Qingfan: "Are we discussing the skills of coquettishness?"
Wei Qingfan: "I'm very angry now, let me tell you!"
Wei Qingfan: "I am very sad now, very sad!"
Li Miaoyu: "You express your emotions pretty well. Parallel sentences can easily create intense emotions, but it's a bit inconsistent for you. You have to take the character's personality into consideration."
Wei Qingfan: "Should I ask you to comment?"
Wei Qingfan: "You must send me a few more photos today before I can consider whether to forgive you."
Li Miaoyu: "It's too early for your fox tail to show up. You should circle it a few more times."
Wei Qingfan: "Li Miaoyu, you've had enough, don't go too far!"
Li Miaoyu: "You even called me by my name."
Li Miaoyu: "You used to call me 'Miaomiao', 'Baby' and 'Baby', but now you call me by my full name..."
Li Miaoyu: "Look, do I have that feeling when I open like this?"
Wei Qingfan was still in a playful mood, but when he saw this, he really wanted to vomit blood. He thought Li Miaoyu was really acting coquettishly, but he turned out to be teaching.
Wei Qingfan: "I feel tired and don't want to talk anymore."
Wei Qingfan: "I went to read a book."
Li Miaoyu: "Yeah."
Li Miaoyu: "I'm going to bed too. I have to get up early tomorrow."
Li Miaoyu: "You can guess how many red envelopes I can get tomorrow."
Wei Qingfan: "How to make money by getting up early?"
Li Miaoyu: "Hey hey hey~"
Wei Qingfan: "Okay, then go to bed quickly, I'm going to sleep too."
Li Miaoyu: "Well, when we get to the capital, I'll teach you how to act like a baby."
Li Miaoyu: "I'm really good at this."
Li Miaoyu: "[Proud]"
Wei Qingfan: "I absolutely believe this."
Now he read every word Li Miaoyu said, and there was a coquettish and coquettish tone. He wanted to hold her and kiss her, but unfortunately the only companion was a cold quilt that was not yet warm.
Li Miaoyu: "Then I'll go to sleep."
Li Miaoyu: "You are not allowed to chat with your senior sister too late."
Li Miao said: "Good night."
Wei Qingfan: "..."
Wei Qingfan: "Good night."
He put down his cell phone and picked up the book, only to hear his cell phone ring again. He picked it up and took a look, only to see that it was from Li Wanyi.
Li Wanyi: "I'm lying on the bed."
Women really affect learning!
Wei Qingfan put down his book again, thought for a while, and made a video call.