Xu Tong took a look and saw that she was not his wife.
With his rosy eyes, double eyelids, slender willow-leaf eyebrows, and the blush on his cheeks, this good guy looks exactly like the lady sitting in the chair.
Hearing his wife's shout, his heart tightened, but he quickly stepped into the door, walked forward obediently, and took the chopsticks from his wife's hand. At the same time, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that Mr. Chen was still sleeping.
After looking suspicious for a moment, he said cautiously: "Master's wife, my master hasn't gotten up yet??"
As he said this, he took the opportunity to look at his master's wife again, and saw that the master's wife in front of him looked a little pale, but she had a bit more vitality than usual.
If you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't know she was a paper doll.
"Then let him sleep for a while." The mistress looked back at Mr. Song, with such affectionate eyes, she forced Xu Tong to stuff a mouthful of dog food.
"Master Wife, how are you alive??"
Xu Tong was also extremely brave. If he had seen this, he would have been frightened to death. However, he showed no fear at all. Instead, he stared at the Master's wife's face curiously and carefully.
The teacher's wife looked a little embarrassed and snorted coldly: "You have been coming to our house for so many days. It's rare that you left the Yin Shen today and happened to help me with some work."
As the saying goes, go to the south to go to the yin, and to the north to invite the gods.
The meaning of walking in the yin is that the soul leaves the body and goes down to the underworld and then comes back up. A skilled magician can lift the soul of the deceased to the earth and communicate with the deceased by sending messages or physically communicating with the deceased.
This is also called a wanderer.
But occasionally there are some people who, unintentionally or carelessly, become distracted.
There is such a little story.
It is said that Zhang San came to work in a new factory. After working overtime all day at night, he was so tired that he accidentally walked into the wrong building. This building was also very dilapidated and there were several strange co-workers living in it.
These workers were quite enthusiastic and asked Zhang San to come and have a drink together.
Zhang San was also very happy, so he drank while sitting down. After drinking too much, he lay down and fell asleep.
When I opened my eyes the next day, I found that all my coworkers were gone, so I got up and went to work.
But when he was waiting to go to work, the people in the dormitory asked him where he had gone after not going back all night. Zhang San explained what had happened, and when everyone went to look for it again, they found that there was no such building at all.
After asking more carefully, I found out that there used to be a building here, but it had been demolished a few years ago.
This is Zhang San accidentally leaving the Yin Shen. In reality, such cases are by no means rare. However, Xu Tong's situation today is quite special. He did not go anywhere else. Instead, he was at his own home, but he was motionless on weekdays.
Wife, you are alive today.
After understanding his situation, Xu Tong was relieved. He was not worried about anything. How could his mistress harm him? As the mistress said, he had been here for so long and it was indeed his duty to help his mistress with some work.
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"When guests come, you go to the kitchen and boil some eggs."
The master's wife said that she didn't know where to take out a basket of eggs for him. Xu Tong took it and weighed it, and found that the basket of eggs was actually lighter than paper.
But when he took it in his hand, he saw that it was indeed an egg.
Now he began to murmur in his heart, but at the urging of his mistress, he walked to the kitchen and started throwing the eggs into the pot to boil them.
While I was boiling eggs, I heard a burst of laughter behind me.
When he looked back, he found two children lying in front of the kitchen door looking at him.
Don't look at the young age of the two children. I remember Mr. Song said that if the two children's brothers and sisters really started to care about each other, he would call them uncle or aunt.
But children are children. When Xu Tong looked over, he immediately ran away shyly.
However, a moment later, he saw the girl running over, waving to him, beckoning him to come forward. Xu Tong leaned over and heard the girl saying in his ear: "If you are scared later, put the bottom of the pot in the pot."
Put ashes on your face so they can't see you."
"they?"
Just when he wanted to ask clearly who they were, the girl turned around and ran away.
This couldn't help but make him more and more confused, wondering who the guest mentioned by the master's wife was.
With doubts, he took out the boiled eggs and brought them to his wife. She picked up an egg and threw it into the wine bottle on the table.
With a pop, the egg fell into the bottle.
After putting an egg into each of the six wine bottles, the mistress felt at ease. She turned around and pointed to the kitchen and said: "Quick, prepare to hide. No matter what happens, don't come out. When the rooster crows, you will come back."
Go to your room, close your eyes and continue to sleep, and you will be able to regain your Yang soon."
Xu Tong wanted to ask the reason, but the sound of gongs was heard outside the door.
Seeing this, the teacher's wife hurriedly pushed him to the kitchen, arranged her clothes, took a few deep breaths, then showed a smiling face, and went forward to open the courtyard door.
As soon as the courtyard door opened, a thin man walked in first carrying a gong.
Xu Tong hid behind the crack in the door and took a look. The man looked very similar to his master Xue Gui. This man was not the master, nor was he a relative of Mr. Song. Instead, Mr. Song copied what his master looked like when he was young.
one.
The man walked with stiff limbs, far less natural than the master's wife. He held the gong in his hand and struck it every step of the way.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
After knocking the gong several times, I saw three people in white clothes walking slowly in, followed by three people in black clothes.
The six of them walked in a swaying way, as if they were riding balance bikes.
After taking a closer look, I realized that these six guys were extremely ugly, short, and like dwarfs. Their skin and flesh were so loose that they were almost drooping on the ground.
"Hey, the six adults are finally here. The food is ready. If you have anything to do, let's eat first."
The master's wife hurriedly came over to greet him and said with a smile on her face.
"Hmph, you've been waiting for so long and you're just sending us away with a meal? We have to take this old guy away today. If you dare to stop us, don't blame the yin-yang sticks in our hands for being rude!"
The one leading the group of six wore a white high hat with the word "bad" written on it.
Are they ghost agents from the underworld??
Xu Tong hid behind the door and watched, feeling a little surprised.
Judging from what they mean, could it be that they want to take Mr. Song away?
Just when he was guessing in his mind, the mistress had already invited them into the room. As she walked, she said: "How dare you, how dare you, I'm just worried that the six adults will have a long journey, so I prepared a small banquet of wine and banquet. If the six adults don't
Let’s talk about it after we finish eating.”
"this……"
The leader of the ghost chariot hesitated for a moment, but did not say he disagreed, because the master's wife had already stuffed a thick bag of money into the ghost chariot's trouser pocket.
Sure enough, money can make the world go round, this saying is absolutely true.
After collecting the money, the ghost boss glanced at the few pawns behind him and walked into the room. Xu Tong tilted his head and heard the sound of drinking and guessing.
"Could it be said that Mr. Song has been using this method to forcefully extend his life??"
Judging from the relaxed expressions of the master's wife and others, it seems that this is not a once or twice happened, Song always uses this method to bribe the ghost servants.
Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. He had just found a family, but he didn't expect that Mr. Song's time seemed to be running out, and he would even use this method to extend his life.
Just when Xu Tong was thinking wildly, he saw his wife being pushed out of the door suddenly.
Immediately after the ghost leader who just headed out rushed out of the door, he grabbed the master's wife's arm and pulled him towards the side of the house.
"My lord, my lord... you have violated the rules of the underworld, and you are going to be plunged into hell!!"
The master's wife kept dodging the ghost's hand, pushing back step by step, reminding her as she stepped back.
But today the ghost boss seems to be a little over the top, his eyes flashed with evil light, and he sneered when he heard this: "Who are you trying to scare?? The underworld won't take back the gangsters like you, and you can't even get in through the gates of the City of Waste. Let's help you."
How many times have the Men family hid, and you just dismissed each time with a meal of food and wine??"
"Sir! Just be kind and we will follow you next time."
"Haha, next time?? If you obey me obediently this time, there will be no next time."
As he spoke, Gui Cha pushed the master's wife into the room.
Xu Tong was hiding in the kitchen when he saw this, his eyes suddenly turned cold. If it were someone else's matter, he wouldn't bother to care about it, but his wife dared to touch it. If he didn't care about it, it would mean that the lard had deceived him.
He glanced left and right, and suddenly remembered that the girl had told him that the ashes at the bottom of the pot could make him invisible to those ghosts.
Thinking of this, he raised his eyebrows slightly and quickly spit the ashes from the pot on himself, then picked up the kitchen knife on the chopping board and walked towards the room with a cold face.
But as he approached the door and was about to push it in, he suddenly heard a low wailing sound coming from the room. Xu Tong was startled and hurriedly opened the door and rushed in.
As a result, when he opened the door, he saw his mistress sitting on the bed, holding the ghost's head in her arms, chewing on it with relish...
Seeing Xu Tong walking in with a knife, the mistress was dumbfounded, wiped her mouth, and said angrily: "Didn't I say, don't come out!"
Xu Tong stood in front of the door and was stunned for three seconds before saying: "Would you like some ketchup?"
