Chapter 77: The two chapters of the eagle and the dog are one, seeking the moon
Xu Tong returned home and changed into new clothes. When his grandmother saw that he came back so early today, she couldn't help but scold him.
He just smiled at this, and did not tell the eldest lady that the court was in chaos now. He had just sent away the rebellious thieves and had left work early.
Ordinarily, as someone who has just returned from a trip to hell, he should be hiding at home.
But Xu Tong didn't think so. On his way home, he saw many officers and soldiers on the street. It was estimated that the turmoil in the court had entered its final stage at this time.
It doesn't matter who wins, but those new-school students will definitely be the losers, which will inevitably lead to a large-scale massacre.
I don't care about the life and death of these new sect students. Too many people die every day in this world. Even if I am the compassionate Guanyin, I can't control so many things.
not to mention……
He is not.
Seeing that he was about to go out, Lerou followed him in a hurry: "Master, I have been at home for so long, and I also want to go out for a walk."
Xu Tong didn't refuse when he heard this. He just took Lerou's little hand and said, "Then you have to take a good look at what this hell on earth looks like."
Lerou didn't understand why, she nodded blankly and then followed Xu Tong out of the door.
As a result, the door had just opened and the street was already in chaos.
The common people didn't know what was going on. They could only see the patrol battalion, the vanguard battalion, and the officers from the Yingtianfu Yamen searching for something everywhere.
When ordinary people see officials, they are instinctively afraid and want to go home. It seems that no matter what the chaos is outside, home is the only harbor.
"Young master, let's go back. If you're not afraid of ten thousand, just in case..."
Le Rou looked at the messy scene on the street in front of her and couldn't help but feel a little scared.
"Go back?? What are you going back for? Come on and I'll take you out for a walk!"
Xu Tong casually threw the orange into his mouth.
He pulled Lerou and was about to walk to the street, which frightened Lerou.
It's no joke to rush out in such a mess and cause any trouble.
But Xu Tong didn't care about this. On the contrary, he was more worried about the porridge shed opened by Bai Shitong and Huo Wuji.
At this time, the more mistakes you can make in your porridge factory business.
Taoist Xunlong, the eldest princess, these people's methods have exceeded their imagination.
At their level, almost nothing in the world can escape their eyes.
Taoist Xunlong gave himself the fake death elixir. On the surface, it looked like he was avoiding disaster, but in fact it was not that at all.
If you really want to help yourself, just tell yourself directly not to enter the palace recently.
Giving yourself the fake death pill to predict the crisis in advance is just to let yourself enter the door and meet the eldest princess.
Even though he didn't know anything, Taoist Xunlong didn't tell him anything.
But the eldest princess only needs to see herself, and she can follow her fake death pill to deduce the existence of Taoist Xunlong. By following the clues and counting with her fingers, she understands everything.
As the messenger, I didn't understand what happened from beginning to end and was completely kept in the dark.
Even if he sent Wang Tan and the others to escape from the capital, Taoist Xunlong could still wait for him there early. When he saw him coming back, he knew that the cooperation had been reached.
I was in an extremely passive state from beginning to end. This feeling was simply terrible.
So Xu Tong's idea is very simple, to upgrade the Mingyan Qimen again as soon as possible. Only magic can defeat magic. This may be the only way for him to fight against a person of this level.
Of course, if you want to be lazy, you don't have to be so simple. Just be a puppet on strings and exit quickly at the appropriate time.
But then, wouldn’t the joy of the script be gone?
Not long after the two of them walked onto the street, they saw the government officials escorting all kinds of people toward the prison.
In fact, it is normal for new-school students to cause trouble and be arrested by the government.
But slowly, the taste began to change.
When almost all of the new-school students were arrested, the government officials did not stop, but continued to arrest them, completely indiscriminately.
Are you wearing Western sunglasses? Caught!
Why are your braids so short? Catch me!
Why are you wearing leather shoes? Catch me!
If you don’t like it, I’ll arrest you too!
Anyway, the yamen officers arrest people when they see them, and would rather kill them by mistake than let them go. After all, it doesn't matter if they arrest them by mistake. They can just pay some money and let them go.
You heard it right, the compensation is just the money you pay to the government officials.
How much you pay depends on the mood of the government officials and whether their recent pockets are enough for them to smoke Fu Shou pills.
If you catch it correctly, it will be a great achievement and you will be rewarded by the boss.
All in all, this is a sure-fire deal.
These government officials might be able to restrain themselves a bit on normal days, but today they were ordered to catch thieves. They were really powerful lackeys who wanted to let everyone in the world know that they were also superiors.
How do you scold me on weekdays? Do you think I don’t know?
Those wealthy businessmen usually have the money to pretend to be great in front of me, right?
Don't worry, I will let you know today that no matter how young I am, I am still an official.
As the youngest catcher in the yamen, Zhang Dagou felt that he had reached the peak of his life. He disliked everyone and looked at everyone like a traitor.
Even if there is a beggar with lame legs on the roadside, Zhang Dagou will go up and kick the broken bowl in front of the beggar away.
Seeing his own job being kicked away, the beggar raised his head and glared at Zhang Dagou: "What a bad man, if you smash someone's job, you will die badly!"
Zhang Dagou was stunned for a moment, then his face fell and he kicked the beggar in the face: "Bah, what the hell, you are covered in bugs, you have the guts to kill me."
"A cripple who can't even stand up, what are you doing living, hahahaha!"
"If you dare to stare, believe it or not, I will take you to jail and let you taste the taste of water jail."
"Don't, just throw this piece of trash into the water prison and talk without bubbling. People who don't know would think that our water prison is raising fish."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Several government servants behind Zhang Dagou were taunting each other. Seeing that the beggar was still unconvinced, he simply took off his pants.
"Come, grandpas, give you a bath!"
When the people around him saw this, they couldn't help but shake their heads, but no one dared to say a fair word, so they could only pretend not to see it, lower their heads and leave quickly.
"Touer Zhang, look over there!!"
After urinating, a government official pointed to the father and son passing by not far away. Some people recognized him as a barber on the street.
It is said that the craftsmanship is good. Zhang Dagou grinned and pulled up his pants: "Let's go!"
After saying that, they led people towards the father and son. As for the beggar with disabled legs, they didn't care.
"Father! Dad! Please, please let my father go. He is just a barber, not a rebel."
A child stepped forward and hugged the big dog's thigh.
Hoping that Zhang Dagou could release him, Zhang Dagou knelt down and picked up a pair of shining silver scissors: "Your father is a barber, and he shaves people's heads with this Western thing? Why don't you say he's not a rebel??"
"No, no, no, this thing was given to my father by a foreigner last time. What do you mean... it was a gift between barbers."
The child tried his best to explain.
But Zhang Dagou didn't listen to him, and said with a straight face: "You bitch, you don't understand human language. Money, I don't care where you got this thing. If you want people, take money!"
"We have no money."
The child was so anxious that he cried loudly. Seeing his father being arrested and put into a prison van, he could only continue to plead.
As soon as he heard that he had no money, Zhang Dagou immediately became impatient and kicked the person away: "Fuck you, you have no money. If you don't have money, you will risk your life. Get lost! If you dare to pester me again, I will arrest you too!"
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"Baby, go home quickly, go home quickly, don't come out!!"
The man in his forties on the prison car grabbed the prison car with both hands, shouted at the top of his lungs, and watched his son being kicked to the ground.
I was anxious and angry, and then I thought about the little food left at home. It was getting colder and colder. If I was caught, how would this child live?
The more I thought about it, the more distressed I became. A man in his forties could not help crying at this moment.
"Master!"
This scene happened to be seen by Xu Tong and Lerou.
Seeing the scene in front of her, Lerou covered her mouth and held Xu Tong's hand tightly with her fingers.
"Want to save?"
Xu Tong looked at her.
Lerou didn't nod. She was afraid that it would cause trouble for the young master.
But those eyes never left the prison car.
"As long as you think about it, save it!"
Xu Tong pulled her up and said as he walked: "Remember what I said last time, as long as you have power, you can do what you want. If you don't have power, you can do whatever you want."
To do what you want to do, you must have a gun in your hand!"
Le Rou looked at the government servants getting closer and closer, her face turned pale with nervousness, and her heartbeat was beating fast. She didn't hear a word clearly what her young master said.
"Huh??"
Several government officials also noticed Xu and Tong walking towards each other. They looked at each other and raised the knife in their hands to greet them: "What are you doing? Why are you joining in the fun of the government's handling of the case?"
After saying that, he looked Xu Tong up and down, and when he saw the ring on Xu Tong's finger that was transformed by the Star Eye Tribulation, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Boy, what's going on with your ring? What's your relationship with those rebels?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding government officials also gathered around him.
Seeing this, Xu Tong slowly raised his fist: "You're in bad luck!"
"Um??"
Before several government officials could understand what these words meant, a huge fist hit the big dog in the face.
Even without the blessing of the prop card, Xu Tong could clearly hear the sound of the bridge of his nose breaking when he punched it.
"Rebel!!"
Seeing their leader being knocked out and falling to the ground like a ripped sandbag, the others were stunned for a few seconds and finally came to their senses.
He raised his knife and struck at Xu Tong.
Xu Tong's fingers turned into claws, and he used his five-bird grasping hand to grab a government servant's wrist and turn it outward. The five fingers of his other hand were put together to form a chicken's beak, and he poked the government servant under his armpit like an iron awl.
With just one click, the officer fell to the ground, half of his body seemed to fall apart.
Xu Tong kicked him up and knocked the person unconscious on the spot. The same was true for several other government officials. His fists were like a shower of fists, both close combat and five-animal grappling skills.
Backhand grapples! Thrusting thrusts with inch fists! Long apes holding lanterns! Tigers and cranes in double shapes! Golden snakes wrapped around silk hands! Monkeys stealing peaches! All kinds of moves were thrown at these government officials.
The punches hit the flesh, and the vital points were struck. The government officials fell to the ground, vomited blood, and begged for mercy.
The people around were dumbfounded. They were all stunned, their throats seemed to be strangled, and their wide eyes stared motionlessly at these government officials, as if they were petrified.
The concept that the people do not fight against the officials has long been imprinted on these simple and unpretentious people. These government servants are not objects, but they also represent the officials.
On weekdays, let alone beating them, even if you scold them behind their backs that these people are beasts, when you see them in person, you should respectfully call them "chai".
Today, these crazy dogs are arresting people whenever they see them. Common people like them dare to be angry but dare not speak out. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, they are beaten to the ground, and each one of them is crying in pain.
This scene is much more exciting than watching street performers.
"Comfortable!"
After one set of fighting, the government servants on the ground could no longer get up. Xu Tong's sullenness was all vented. He took a look at his Qi Men and his proficiency actually increased a little.
He didn't know whose fate he had changed by beating them up, but he had no intention of caring about such little guys.
At this time, he saw the prison key that the yamen officer had dropped on the ground. He glanced at the red-skinned child next to him from the corner of his eye, grinned, and kicked the key under his feet.
Then he pulled Lerou behind him and left.
"Rebel thief...rebellious thief..."
Zhang Dagou and others fell to the ground, unable to even get up. They stared at Xu Tong's back with resentful eyes. They must remember this person in their hearts. When they return to the Yamen, they must report to the adults and catch this traitor.
thief.
Zhang Dagou secretly swore in his heart that he would destroy this guy's family and seize his wife, daughter and mother and torture him to death.
However, Zhang Dagou was thinking about the situation when the other party was kneeling in front of him, watching the scene of their brother playing with his wife and fucking his mother.
Suddenly a fishy smell wafted over, probably because his nose was swollen. It wasn't until the smell became particularly strong that Zhang Dagou smelled a trace of the smell and turned around to look.
He is stupid.
I saw the beggar who had just been bullied by them crawling over at some point, revealing his thin and fierce face under his disheveled hair.
"You! What are you going to do!"
Zhang Dagou was stunned and then suddenly stared at the beggar with a dagger in his hand.
"Hey, since I had my legs broken, you are the first person I want to kill."
There was a ruthless look in the beggar's eyes. If Xu Tong looked carefully, he would definitely find that he was not the boxer he replaced in the black boxing ring, Zhao Ting.
It seems that he was unlucky, Xu Tong pushed him up, wore his mask, and ruined the black boxing ring.
Although the person in charge died, Zhao Ting was still retaliated afterward. He was beaten with a sap in an alley, and his legs were broken while he was still alive.
From then on, Zhao Ting, a master of match-fixing in the black boxing ring, suddenly became a beggar who was yelled at and beaten by everyone on the street.
He is not a kind person. He has been doing this all his life and his life is a pain.
Unexpectedly, at the last moment, he would be able to experience the feeling of revenge, which meant that God was not kind to him.
"Help!"
Zhang Dagou screamed and tried to push the beggar away, but Zhao Ting was not an ordinary beggar. His legs were crippled, but the kung fu on his upper body was not in vain.
He raised his fist and hit Zhang Dagou on the chest, causing Zhang Dagou to vomit blood on the spot. Then the shiny dagger puff, puff, puff... several knives pierced Zhang Dagou's chest into a hornet's nest, and he died on the spot.