"Sir, Marshal Wu would like to ask you to come over later. He said he has important matters to discuss."
"Oh, I see."
"Sir, Butler Xu sent someone to deliver a message from the master, saying that if there is any change in the retreat plan, we should be allowed to go first..."
"Get out!"
This time, before the servant could finish speaking, a ball of papyrus hit the servant on the head, and the servant was scolded out of the tent in disgrace.
"You bastard, even if you poop, you won't even let me get clean."
Xu Fan sat on the toilet and cursed with a dark face.
Sitting under the buttocks is a wooden barrel carved from sandalwood. The barrel is carved into the image of a three-legged golden toad. It opens its big mouth to catch prey. The appearance is lifelike. It is covered with gold foil and its three claws are steady.
Stepping on the ground, the craftsmanship alone is priceless.
There is a thick layer of fine rosin powder inside the wooden barrel. The powder should not be too fine, nor too thick, and should be extremely fluffy, so that when feces falls into it, it will immediately be thickly wrapped in rosin.
.
The principle is equivalent to the effect of cat litter in reality.
It’s just that the rosin in it is worth hundreds of times more than a box of cat litter.
There are no newspapers or mobile phones in this era. Xu Fan couldn't help complaining while sitting on the barrel: "It's a terrible place up there. If I had known I would be sent to this hellish place by my father, I should have gone out three months ago."
Let’s play in Jinling.”
Xu Fan was thinking with his eyes closed when he suddenly felt something was wrong. He felt that everything around him was light and airy. When he opened his eyes suddenly, he realized that he had been moved out of the tent.
When he lowered his head and looked down, he saw four furry balls running out of the toilet quickly under his bucket.
Seeing this scene, Xu Fan was stunned for a second, and was about to start calling someone, when suddenly a furry black flesh ball jumped out in front of him. The flesh ball flashed with golden light, and turned into a golden color, facing his forehead.
bumped into.
"Vajra supernatural power??"
Xu Fan's vision went dark. Just this thought flashed through his mind, and he was already unconscious.
When Xu Fan woke up, he felt the breeze blowing in front of him and his head was still buzzing.
After finally regaining consciousness, he opened his eyes and saw that Xu Fan was stunned.
I saw that I was actually riding on a horse, following a group of troops galloping through the grass and forest.
"I was kidnapped by the Northern Barbarians?"
Xu Fan subconsciously wanted to shout out, but when he took a closer look, he found that the armors worn by this team were all the clothes of their heavenly warriors.
Although everyone's face is covered, the clothes on their bodies are unmistakable.
Just when Xu Fan didn't know what was going on, a man rode on horseback and was beside him in a moment: "Uncle Guo, you slept very comfortably."
Xu Fan was even more confused when he heard the voice.
After taking a closer look, it turned out that this person was none other than Yang Hong, who was wearing light armor.
"Yang Hong!
"
Xu Fan was stunned for a few seconds, and then he yelled: "Yang is looking for death, you dare to hold me hostage!
"
"Hey, don't talk nonsense." Xu Tong's head immediately shook like a rattle, and he said with an innocent face: "You want to make military achievements and decide to travel with the army. Why do you bite me now, Uncle Guo?
Master, we must be conscientious as human beings."
Xu Fan almost jumped up from his horse when he heard this, raised his finger and pointed at Xu Tong, his expression suddenly darkened: "Yang Hong, you really don't want your life. If my father knew about this, he would have to skin you. Don't do it."
I thought you were the best in the world, but you were far behind my father."
Xu Tong took out his ears and looked fearless, which made Xu Fan's teeth itch with hatred.
"Okay, my uncle-in-law wants to make military exploits, so there's no point in asking his own servants to do it for him. Now the great opportunity to make great achievements is right in front of us. We can't miss it."
Xu Fan suddenly became alert when he heard this. He looked around and found that the surroundings were getting more and more desolate, and the direction was officially heading north. His expression changed and he said coldly: "What are you going to do?"
"I have accomplished great feats by killing the enemy. Is it possible that I can still sell you?"
After Xu Tong finished speaking, he looked Xu Fan up and down, and then said half-jokingly: "Don't tell me, your body is fair and clean. If it really falls into the hands of those rough northern barbarian men, you may not be able to survive."
A few with unique flavors.”
"Yang Hong!
"
Xu Fan's eyes widened. He really didn't expect this guy to be so bold as to kidnap him in the military camp.
My own great uncle, Xu Lai's son, even if the emperor met his brother-in-law, he would only dare to be polite.
However, whether Xu Fan was glaring or yelling, Xu Tong pretended not to hear.
Gradually, Xu Fan gradually calmed down, grabbed the reins, ordered the horse to stop, and glanced sideways at the cavalry around him: "Anyone who doesn't want to die, get out of my way!"
As he spoke, he reined in his horse and turned around.
Seeing that Xu Fan was about to leave, Xu Tong did not stop him, and even specifically signaled for everyone to get out of the way. He just said calmly: "Uncle Guo, you must be careful along the way. We are now deep into the rear of the Northern Barbarians.
, if you encounter northern barbarian scouts, you must be careful that their bows and arrows are not long-sighted."
Hearing this, Xu Fan turned around and stared at Xu Tong suspiciously: "Didn't you say that this operation is just harassment, not in-depth or hard-fought?"
"Yes, if we don't act as bait, how can the soldiers of the three armies perform meritorious service?"
"hiss!
"
Xu Fan was not a fool. He understood it as soon as he heard it. He couldn't help but said angrily: "Then why did you drag me with you??"
Xu Tong scratched his head: "Isn't this what I'm thinking about? It's useless for me to save my life, but it won't work. With you, the uncle of the country, by my side, are you afraid that Xiao Chi and the others won't take it seriously?"
Xu Fan suddenly sneered: "Haha, you are really humble. You slapped Xiao Leshan. Do you think your head is worthless?"
After saying this, Xu Tong raised his brows slightly, glanced at the uncle, and the smile on his face gradually narrowed, staring at Xu Fandao: "How do you know that I slapped Xiao Leshan."
Everyone in the world knows that he slapped Yeluqi three times in Shenwu Pass, but few people know that the third slap was actually slapped on Xiao Leshan's face.
Xu Tong did not make any public announcement about this matter, but only told Gao Zhuo and others about it.
Xu Fan not only knew that he had slapped Xiao Leshan in the face, but also knew that it was a slap. This was very abnormal.
Xu Fan's face froze as soon as these words came out. He realized that he had said the wrong thing. Xu Fan's heart sank, but he reacted very quickly and immediately explained: "My father said that."
This is nonsense when it comes to other people, but it is not so nonsense when it comes to Xu Fan.
"My father and Xiao Leshan have been rivals for many years. He knows Xiao Leshan very well and even has an informant beside him. Yeluqi has a trace of Xiao Leshan's thoughts. No one else knows about this. How come my father
I don’t know.”
Xu Fan's reason was so good that even Xu Tong couldn't tell whether this guy's words were true or false for a moment, so he simply stopped asking further.
However, Xu Fan didn't plan to run away now. This barren mountain and wild ridge was still near the Beiman camp. If he really encountered a Beiman scout, his life would be lost here.
The group of people continued to grope their way north along the path, and did encounter a few Northern Barbarian scouts along the way. However, Xu Tong had clairvoyance and spotted the figures of these people early. He led the team to avoid them carefully and groped around.
After a while, I finally saw a large tribal tent.
It doesn't look very large, with only five to six thousand people stationed there.
"General Yang, I think they are all cavalry. Why don't we withdraw first? This doesn't look like a place to store grain."
Xu Fan stared with wide eyes. He had seen the Northern Barbarian envoys before, but before he saw them, those envoys had been forcibly washed three or four times and put on new clothes. At least they looked like human beings.
But now these rough men smelled fishy, and there were horse and human feces around the camp. This was really unbearable for Xu Fan, who spent a year's salary on average to poop.
When Xu Tong heard this, he opened his eyes and looked around: "Why didn't I see the cavalry? They are all old, weak, women and children."
Seeing Xu Tong opening his eyes and telling lies, Xu Fan felt angry and could only stare. He had already sworn in his heart that if he returned to the camp one day, he would definitely take out the gold medal arrow and throw this guy into death row.
No, it's not enough to be thrown into death row. He must have his father personally cut this man into pieces.
Just as Xu Fan was greeting Xu Tong in his heart, he suddenly felt a warmth on his shoulders. Looking back, he found that Xu Tong had put the cloak behind him on his body.
"The weather in the mountains is too cold. Uncle Guo, you are so delicate that you must not be exposed to the cold."
Suddenly being treated so tenderly by Xu Tong, Xu Fan stared at him with a wary face: "You take me back to the camp now, and I will pretend this never happened."
"okay!"
Xu Tong readily agreed this time, but the next second he whipped up his riding whip and hit Xu Fan's horse in the crotch.
"Crack!" There was a sound of the whip. The whip was pulled down, and a gash was opened on the horse's buttocks. Under the severe sting, the war horse let out a painful scream. He was caught off guard, and Xu Fan's eyes widened subconsciously.
He tightened his grip on his saddle, saw the forest shadows swaying in front of his eyes, and rushed out of the woods with a curse.
Xu Tong's roar came from behind: "General Xu is extremely powerful, brothers, charge forward!"
Xu Fan took a closer look and found that Xu Tong and others were already rushing out with their own banners behind them.
Seeing Xu Tong holding the battle flag high and riding his horse and whipping his whip, Xu Fan felt relieved and thought to himself: "You don't even dare to care whether I live or die!"
Unexpectedly, this group of cavalry had just rushed out of the woods, and two cavalrymen came out from the distance, one on the left and one on the right.
"Brothers, the wind is blowing!
"
Seeing this, Xu Tong simply threw the Xu family's flag to the ground, waved his hand, turned around and ran away with everyone.
Xu Fan was completely dumbfounded at this time. When he looked at the cavalry charging from a distance, his face turned pale for a moment. He hurriedly tightened the reins, turned around and chased after Xu Tong and others. While chasing, he cursed: "Beasts!"
