The night was dim, and just after the second watch, there was already chaos in Zhongdu City.
The Prime Minister on the right, Yelu Xi, is lying on the bed holding his newly married concubine, and is about to kiss Fang Ze, when the dragon enters the fragrant abyss.
"Bang!"
The doorman kicked him away roughly: "Old man, you are robbing, don't move, hand over all the gold, silver and jewelry to me."
"Hey young!
"
Yeluxi shivered with fright on the spot and rolled off the bed. When she looked back, she almost fainted from anger. She saw that the man who came to rob was none other than Tiangan's envoy and Xu Lai's biological son, Xu Fan. !
This guy was shouting about robbery, but without even a mask covering his face, he walked in the door with a carefree knife in hand.
When he saw it, Xu Fan immediately became happy.
"Hey, young man! You are so elegant. At such an old age, you can still carry a gun and go into battle. I admire you, I admire you!"
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Yeluxi's nose twisted in anger when faced with Xu Fan's teasing: "You...you are rude...get out!
"
Xu Fan's face turned cold when he saw this, and he stepped forward and slapped Yelu Xi on the face: "Lao Bangcai, I'm going to give you some shame. Hand over all the treasures and money in the family. I'm here to rob you." , what etiquette should I tell you."
Yeluxi was stunned by these two slaps. Xu Fan ignored him, turned around, picked up the bag and started searching the room.
After a while, he swept away all the jewelry in the room, lifted the bag on his shoulder, and walked to the door without forgetting to turn around and take a good look at the naked concubine. ; "Hey, it's really beautiful and delicious. Please continue, sir. I'm in a hurry to go to the next one, so I won't disturb you. I'll treat you to tea another day."
Xu Fan got up and left after saying that. He didn't forget to close the door before leaving. He was considered polite among the bandits.
As soon as Xu Fan left, Yelu Xi, who was sitting on the ground, finally came to her senses and jumped up from the ground regardless of whether she was naked or not: "Come here, come here!
!”
After shouting, it took a while before the housekeeper came running over with a sad face.
Yeluxi raised her hand and slapped the housekeeper on the face: "You are blind, haven't you seen Xu Fan? Catch him, arrest him!
!”
Yeluxi was also about to go crazy. She was the prime minister and a relative of the emperor, and she was so humiliated by Xu Fan in her own mansion. It was such a shame and humiliation, a shame and humiliation!
However, facing the anger of his master, the housekeeper could only lower his head and wait for the master to finish his scolding before speaking: "Master, all the guards in our mansion have been tied up by Yang Hong, we dare not stop..."
"Yang Hong???"
When Yelu Xi heard this name, her anger suddenly cooled down and her face darkened: "Then you just watched him walk in so arrogantly??"
"I……"
The housekeeper looked sad and thought: "What else? We can't defeat him?"
Of course, he didn't dare to say this, so he could only say comfortingly: "Slave...has reported to the official position."
Seeing this, Yeluxi snorted coldly: "What's the use of reporting to the official!"
Yes, let alone reporting to the official, even if the imperial army is transferred here, will it be enough to defeat a land god?
Thinking of this, Yeluxi secretly cursed her bad luck, and then said: "Forget it, just leave him alone and lock the doors and windows. What you will lose is just a little bit of money, and it is not worth going to war."
Fist is the last word. This account can only be recorded temporarily. After King Xiao comes out of seclusion, he can settle the old and new grudges together.
However, when the housekeeper saw that his master was so open-minded, he felt relieved and quickly flattered him: "I am the prime minister and can support a boat. I don't take a hundred thousand gold in my eyes. I admire your magnanimity very much."
Five-body cast."
"Hmph! That's all you have...wait...one hundred thousand gold? One hundred thousand taels of gold??"
"Yes, as soon as Yang Hong entered the door, he released five furry things and scurried into the vault. In a moment, the vault was emptied... Master, Master, please come quickly...
"
Before the butler could finish speaking, Yelu Xi fainted...
But Yeluxi was just the beginning, and tonight was destined to be a sleepless night.
I saw Xu Fan walking forward with Ge Zhuo and Gao Zhuo. When they saw the door of someone's house was high and big, they didn't care, kicked the door open and rushed in.
"Who is it? You are so brave. Do you know whose house this is? This is the residence of the Minister of Household Affairs!"
The servant rushed up angrily, but was kicked to the ground by Gao Zhuo: "Get out of here, it's a wolf or a dog, we've already captured him today."
Suddenly, screams and wailings broke out in the house of the Minister of Household Affairs.
The five furry little guys dug around and soon a dozen large wooden boxes were moved out.
Open it and take a look, my dear, the shining silver jewelry, needless to say, are all made by the people. There are so many things that Xu Tong has to put them in between the real and the real, and throw them in box by box.
"Report!
"
Zhongdu Tongyamen is responsible for the security of Zhongdu City, but today the door of the yamen was almost smashed, and there was no movement at all inside.
"Sir, is this... really okay??"
The master in the yamen felt his scalp numb when he heard the banging on the door outside. Although the people outside were all dressed as servants, when he saw them, he would always call them Butler Wang, Butler Li, Butler Zhao, etc. whenever he saw them.
The masters behind them, from the prince to the boss, none of them are easy to mess with.
All of these people came to complain, but their boss actually turned them away. Thinking of this, the master felt that he might not be able to wear the title of master for long.
As everyone knows, at this moment, the Governor's heart is more like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past. It was originally someone from the Prime Minister's residence who came to report to the official. As soon as he heard this, he quickly got up from the bed and did not dare to neglect at all.
I thought to myself, who is this short-sighted person who dares to rob so blatantly, and even robs the Prime Minister's residence? Isn't this an old man who has eaten arsenic and died?
But after listening to the steward of the Prime Minister's Mansion explain the situation, Master Dutong said in his heart: "I can't afford to offend, I can't afford to offend..."
The gods are coming to rob them. How can ordinary people like them afford to offend them?
Twenty-six human demons, what terrible monsters, massacred six towns and three cities in one night, creating mountains of corpses and seas of blood, killing countless people, but they were all killed by the opponent's sword.
With the few wine bags and rice bags I had, whether I was seeking death or getting killed by rushing over, it would be more satisfying to find a rope to hang myself on.
So they don't dare to take care of this matter, and they can't take care of it. It's better to pretend to be dead.
As for whether the court will punish him after this incident, the worst case scenario is that he will retire from office and go home to lie down. His father is a prince, so who dares to kill him?
Facing the master's inquiry, he waved his hands indifferently, picked up the melon seeds and put them in his mouth: "No matter what they do, I can't beat them if I go. If they piss them off, my life will be involved. No matter what they do, I can't defeat them." A good deal.”
Seeing the hesitation on the master's face, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stuffed them into his hand: "Don't worry, the sky is falling and tall people can bear it. What are we afraid of? Let's eat melon seeds. Even if Queen Xiao is kidnapped today , let’s not panic!”
Just when Lord Tutong made up his mind not to get involved in this matter, a man hurried over and knelt down on the ground.
Lord Tutong took a look, isn't this his own servant?
Suddenly, I felt an ominous feeling in my heart.
I just heard the servant crying and shouting: "Young master, please take people back quickly. Our house has been robbed. The master is so angry that he may not be able to survive!"
Hearing this, the governor's face was stunned. He didn't expect that the melon seeds would reach his own home.
After being stunned for a few seconds, he jumped up from the chair and said: "Quick, quick, copycat, take someone with me and go home!"
!”
After saying that, he took all the officers and soldiers in the Dutong Mansion and rushed out from the back door.
Before leaving, I didn't forget to slap the melon seeds in Master's hand on the ground...
The actions of Xu Tong and others were too big.
So much so that the whole country was in a state of uproar.
It's completely like a bandit's behavior. Looking at the history books, it is unheard of and unprecedented.
I have never heard of someone’s envoy coming here to act as a robber, and robbing him openly.
At this moment in Sikong Mansion, by chance Xu Tong met the old Confucian scholar again.
This time Xu Tong didn't waste any time arguing with him, and directly asked Xu Fan to rush in and search.
"You... are a disgrace to elegance, you are a disgrace to elegance. You have ruined all the reputation that sages have won for scholars all over the world!
"
The old Confucian pointed at Xu Tong sitting on the wall with a face full of grief and anger.
In the end, Xu Tong only received a blank stare.
Xu Fan went in and searched around, carrying a small wooden box, which was full of trivial money. He threw the box away and grabbed the collar of the old scholar: "You are just teasing me like this? Aren't you a first-class official? Why? So poor??”
"Hmph, I have nothing to offer but my sleeves are clean. If you want my life, just take it."
The old Confucian raised his neck, looking like he would rather die than surrender.
Xu Tong sat on the wall and waved his hands when he saw this: "Hey, we only rob money and don't hurt people. We also have ethics when we are bandits!"
As Xu Tong spoke, a golden light emerged from the child's hole, and his spiritual power was activated. His eyes scanned a wide circle around the house like bright lights, and then he released the five black mesons and pointed to the left corner.
Suddenly, these five little guys rolled up and actually burrowed into the soil in the corner. However, a big hole opened in the ground and one after another, the sandalwood treasure chests were carried out by these five little guys.
"Good guy, these boxes alone are worth a lot of money!"
Gao Zhuo stepped forward and shook his head when he saw the boxes. The fine rosewood was inconspicuous, and there were also top-grade woods specially used by the royal family. These boxes alone were already valuable.
"Don't move, it's all mine!
"
Seeing that all his treasures were turned out, the old scholar didn't know where he got the courage. He pushed Xu Fan away and rushed towards Gao Zhuo. He looked like he was going to fight Gao Zhuo, which scared Gao Zhuo. One jump.
But when he came back to his senses, Gao Zhuo's face darkened, he raised his hand, grabbed the old Confucian's head, rounded his palms and slapped it on him: "I want your sleeves to be clean, I want you to be a master and help the world, I want you to be humble and polite.
"
"Pa bang bang..."
The three big mouths slapped him. How could the old scholar withstand such torture? He fell unconscious on the spot. But until he passed out, he was still muttering: "What's mine... is all mine..."
"
"Oh, this is what is called a master!"
Xu Tong glanced at the old Confucian with disdain. At this time, his ears twitched slightly and he turned to look behind him: "Old guy, can't you help it anymore? I thought all of you Northern Barbarians were dead?"
As Xu Tiaoxiao's voice fell, a deep sigh came from the shadows: "Marquis Shenwu is indeed the best in the world. No one has been able to detect my concealment method for a long time."
As they were talking, an old man with a bare head walked out of the shadows holding a long sword.