Zi Shou sat on the dragon chair, looking at the trembling civil and military ministers on both sides, and sighed quietly in his heart:
"Grandma, why did you travel through time and become King Zhou?"
No matter how bad it is for others to travel through time, they are still the leader of Tongtian, the son of Yuanshi Tianzun, or the apprentice of Taishang Laojun. It is better for him to travel through time and become the violent and unprincipled King Zhou.
Well, the one who died miserably in the end.
Zi Shou felt God's full malice.
"It was detected that the host is a time traveler, and the Tyrant system was successfully bound!"
"The initial task has been generated: ask the host to confess to a woman within twenty-four hours and gain her favor."
"Note: If the mission fails, the system will send the host back to the original world, forcibly uninstall the system, and erase the memory of this time travel!"
Zi Shou:???
system?
Standard equipment for time travellers?
To hit yourself with the Nine-turn Xuanyuan Kung at the beginning? It’s inhumane!
Return to the original world if you fail?
Which is better, returning to the original world or becoming a tyrant with a tragic fate in the world of gods?
My dream is to wait until death and play vibrato with slow hands to see my long legs!!!
etc……
If the task fails, the cheat will be uninstalled?
Thank you for that! Get out of here!
A smile appeared on Zi Shou's face.
Then all I need to do is not find anyone to express my feelings to, right? It would be great to wait for twenty-four hours to pass and return to the original world after the mission fails!
"Hey! The host must perform this task!"
The system warning then sounded.
Zi Shou sneered in his heart. Sure enough, he had to carry out the task. I wonder which woman the emperor of Yin and Shang could confess to and whether he could succeed?
The system is so determined to destroy me!
"My Lord, Shang Rong, has something to say! Your Majesty, today is March 15th, which is the Christmas Eve of Empress Nuwa. Please come to Nuwa Palace to offer incense!"
An old minister flashed below, but it was Prime Minister Shang Rong.
Zi Shou's eyes narrowed.
Why?
Incense falls from Nuwa Palace?
In the original work, King Zhou dropped incense at Nuwa Palace and wrote obscene poems to express his love to the Empress Nuwa, which led to the demise of the Shang Dynasty.
Did this kick off the demise of the Yin and Shang dynasties?
Zishou touched his chin.
Offering incense...composing poems...
That's really great!
"I am ready to send you a memorial! Prepare your chariot and go to Nuwa Palace to offer incense." Zishou said calmly.
Uninstall the system, return to the original world, and start writing obscene poems in Nuwa Palace~!
The system has a strong desire to kill me! The Tyrant System, as soon as you hear the name, you will know that it is not a serious system~!
Although the system issued a task that was almost impossible to complete, Zi Shou still thought of a way.
That is to confess to Nuwa.
As the mother of the human race, she is one of the six great saints.
If she knew that one of the people she created had the audacity to confess to her, she would definitely be furious...
hehe!
system?
Just let it roll away~!
Soon, all civil and military officials were ready.
The son took the chariot, accompanied by hundreds of civil and military officials, three thousand cavalry, eight hundred imperial guards, and escorted by King Wucheng Huang Feihu, and went to Nuwa Palace to offer incense.
Along the way, people burned incense and lit fires in every house, and laid colorful banners and blankets in every house, making it extremely lively.
Zishou led the civil and military officials into the Nuwa Palace, and after the worship was completed.
Suddenly, a strong wind blew up and rolled up the curtains in Nuwa's palace, revealing the statue of Nuwa.
The statue of Nuwa is truly carved with a graceful and graceful appearance, as graceful as life.
Just like the fairy from the Rui Palace descending to the mortal world, Chang'e from the Moon Palace came to the world. It is really the beauty of the country and the sky, indescribable beauty.
Even though Zishou had seen various long-legged ladies on Douyin in his previous life, he couldn't help but feel a little crazy when he faced the stone statue of Nuwa.
"What a beautiful beauty..."
Zishou swallowed his saliva, with an expression of admiration on his face, and walked step by step towards the statue of Nuwa: "I am the emperor, and I am rich all over the world. Even though I have three palaces and six courtyards, I am not so beautiful..."
"Come here, get a pen!"
The civil and military officials around them all frowned and frowned. Your Majesty, this is...
"This Lady Nuwa is so beautiful and touching, I want to write a poem to let the world know my love for Lady Nuwa!"
After Zishou finished speaking, he took the pen handed over by the attendant and wrote a poem on the white wall of the palace.
The civil and military ministers next to him looked at the poem written by His Majesty and looked at each other, speechless.
I saw it written on the pink wall:
"The Feng Luan Bao Tent is very beautiful, full of intricate decorations made of gold and gold.
The mountains in the far distance are emerald, and the sleeves are dancing gracefully to reflect the clouds.
The pear blossoms are blooming in the rain, and the peony cage is full of smoke,
But I have to be charming and able to take action and retrieve Changle to serve the king."
After finishing writing, Zi Shou thought about it, picked up the pen again, crossed it out, and re-wrote it later...
"I like the snow in winter, the rain in summer, and the lovely you."
hiss!
The civil and military officials who had just breathed a sigh of relief couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and stared at the obscene poems above with wide eyes.
Your Majesty, this is...
are you crazy?
at this time.
Taisu Tianwa Palace.
Nuwa suddenly raised her head, her pretty face was cold, staring at the intoxicated Zi Shou in front of the statue, and then looked at the words on the wall.
I like the snow in winter, the rain in summer, and the lovely you?
"Cute me? Huh?!"
…
In Nuwa's palace.
Zi Shou continued to write.
"Mountains, rivers, sun and moon cannot enter my eyes. If you gaze into my eyes, you will find that you are the only one."
Empress Nuwa:??
"I like you, please be with me! Subtitle!"
Empress Nuwa:???
Throwing away the brush, Zishou looked at his twisted handwriting with satisfaction.
Yes, yes, this is a confession!
Okay, wait online for the system to be uninstalled!
…
Looking at the crooked handwriting on the whitewashed wall, the civil and military ministers were speechless.
"Your Majesty!" Shang Rong was the first to come out, "Nu Wa is the righteous god of ancient times and the benefactor of court songs. Today, your majesty writes poems to blaspheme the Holy Ming, without any sincerity. If you offend the empress Nu Wa,
, I am guilty of committing a crime against the Holy One, I am afraid... I am afraid that... I will ask Your Majesty to wash it with water, lest the people of the world will see it, and it will be rumored that the Holy One has no virtuous ears!"
After saying that, Shang Rong, who was in tears, wiped his eyes and bowed down.
Seeing this, all the civil and military officials also knelt down and worshiped.
Um?
Wash it with water? I don’t!
The corners of Zi Shou's lips curled up, and he waved his hand and said, "Okay, Nu Wa is so beautiful. Gu ah, I really fell in love with her."
"Do you know what the farthest distance is in the world? It's not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of Nuwa, Nuwa doesn't know that I love her! Gu, since you like someone, what's the point of taking the initiative to confess to her?
wrong?"
"Okay, go back to the palace!"
After that, Zishou waved his hand and walked out of Nuwa Palace, leaving behind the civil and military ministers who were stunned in place, looking at each other.
There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but Your Majesty, you are just rebelling because of lust~!
Or the Nuwa Empress who confessed her love...
Wa Palace.
"Yin Shou is a foolish and ignorant king! He doesn't want to cultivate his moral character to protect the world. But now he is not afraid of God and recites poems to blaspheme me!"
Nuwa's clothes were not moving in the wind, and the whole palace was shaken.