The White Lotus Boy has been very comfortable recently.
Originally, he followed the Taoist to practice for thousands of years, abide by the precepts and rules, and meditated day after day, enjoying it. He did not think that such a life would be too boring.
As for entertainment, of course, there is nothing.
Well, Bailian Boy is like a good student with excellent character and academic performance. She can’t do anything to drink and soak a woman. After practicing for thousands of years, she still maintains a innocent heart and a virgin body.
And when he met Nezha, the White Lotus boy realized how boring and boring the past life of hard work was!
That kind of life has passed thousands of years. How did I do it before!
"The Taoist in Guiying changed my first half of my life, and Nezha changed my second half of my life, and I am even more grateful to the latter. After meeting Nezha, I realized that there are some things in the world happier than practice." The boy in Bailian said in this way.
There are only a few entertainment activities in Dashang, well, eating meat, drinking, hunting and having sex.
Although the first industrial revolution has ended, generators have not been invented yet, and electric lights do not exist.
When darkness descends on the earth, human entertainment activities are more left to sexual movements that conform to their original nature.
When the White Lotus boy was coaxed by Nezha, he ate the first piece of barbecue and drank the first sip of wine, the White Lotus boy realized that the first half of his life was really in vain.
Although eating meat and drinking alcohol are indispensable for excretion, excretion is very indecent for practitioners, so many practitioners only drink fairy liquid and only take fairy pills, which avoids these indecent behaviors of excretion.
However, indecent is indecent, and the process of eating meat is fragrant!
The White Lotus boy finally understood one thing: the smell of fireworks is sometimes even more fragrant than a magic pill.
After eating meat and drinking wine, it is said that after drinking enough wine and eating, I think of lust.
Looking at the White Lotus boy with red cheeks, Nezha patted his shoulder and said, "Fellow Daoist Bailian, have you ever been to the meeting with the woman Yunyu?"
The boy Bailian couldn't quite understand the literary words of Yunyu going to the meeting. He touched his head and asked, "What does Yunyu going to the meeting mean?"
Nezha smiled and a glimmer of excitement flashed on her face: "It's the matter of a man and a woman."
The boy Bailian shook his head with a question mark and said, "That is the behavior of ordinary people giving birth to children. We are a practitioner who does not need to give birth to children, so why do you do that?"
The little devil patted his shoulder and said, "You don't understand, there is even more fun here. If you believe me, a good brother, follow me tonight."
Although the White Lotus boy felt something was wrong, he nodded.
Although there were no brothels and brothels at this time, there were still many beautiful maids serving the owner.
A wealthy businessman, which family does not have a few beautiful maids who are specially used to accompany customers or give away people?
Xu Fang, the guardian of Chuanyun Pass, has a lot.
The White Lotus boy was taken to a room with red candles in a daze, and then he saw a scenery that had never been seen in his life.
A beautiful girl wearing a thin spring shirt sat in the room and looked at the Bailian boy with shy eyes.
The White Lotus boy who had practiced for thousands of years was thrilling in his heart for the first time.
"Hehe, that's the maid from Lord Xu's family. Let's be a husband and wife for you tonight!" Nezha said.
The boy Bailian shook his head repeatedly: "I don't want it! I...I'd better go back...I don't want to be a couple with others."
Nezha grabbed one of his hands and said in a bewitching voice: "Brother Dao, will I Nezha harm you? Why don't you believe me? As the saying goes, how can you achieve the great way without experiencing the things of men and women? You said
Why do the current human emperors have to accommodate three palaces and six courtyards? Only after tasting them can you know the taste.”
The boy Bailian was pulled into the room by Nezha, and was extremely embarrassed: "I..."
"Okay, you will accomplish great things tonight, so I won't disturb Nezha." Nezha smiled slightly and left the room.
The boy Bailian looked at the beauty on the bed and didn't know what to do for a moment.
"Get married? Be a couple? Then what? Do?"
These white lotus boys had no idea about it at all, and they scratched their heads several times to leave the room.
"Do you dislike me?" The woman on the bed lowered her head and said, her voice softly. Although it couldn't be said to be very nice, it made the boy Bailian's heart pound.
"This is not..."
"Then why don't you come?"
"Did it go...in the past?"
The boy Bailian walked to the girl and sat down, but seemed a little restless.
Although he has practiced for thousands of years, his mind is still in his youth and he knows nothing.
"You, aren't you here yet?" The girl glanced at him resentfully.
"Come on, what are you?" The boy Bailian was so furious that his hands and feet were weak.
The girl bit her lip: "Do you really don't understand? General Xu asked me to serve you well... If you don't do anything, I will be beaten to death tomorrow..."
The boy Bailian looked at the girl's tears and suddenly panicked: "But, but I really don't know what to do... Nezha said to be a husband and wife, but how did the husband and wife do it... I... I don't
I know what to do..."
The girl was stunned for a moment, then a faint rosy color appeared on her face, and she pressed it over and said in his ear.
At such a close distance, smelling the fragrance of the girl's body, and with what the girl said, the boy Bailian's face suddenly turned red after hearing it, and he stammered his lips: "That... this... is really OK?
I don't know...that's what..."
The girl whispered: "Why don't Langjun try it?"
Why don’t Langjun try it?
This sentence instantly ignited the heart of the White Lotus boy, why not? Try it...
"Then... try..." The boy Bailian was both curious, excited, and excited. This was something he had never touched before, and curiosity and excitement occupied his heart.
In addition, the girl was so gentle and pretty, and her face was red when she was shy, and she was also extremely beautiful. The boy Bailian was twisted for half a day, but finally tried it with her.
This is the first time that the White Lotus boy has tried the love of clouds and rain.
...
As the saying goes, the first chapter will be the second chapter and the third chapter. After tasting the forbidden fruit, the boy Bailian could no longer hold back and threw all the warnings of the Taoist Zhisuan outside the nine heavens.
Xu Fang knew how to test people's hearts. Seeing that Bailian Boy was good at this, she simply found four or five beautiful women to give them to Bailian Boy as concubines.
At first, the boy Bailian refused embarrassedly, saying that he had done nothing, and his eyes were straightened after seeing the four or five beautiful women.
Later, the White Lotus boy was already addicted to the gentle land and could not extricate himself.
Seeing this, Nezha sneered slightly and felt even more proud in his heart: Jie Yin Taoist, I will let your disciple break all the rills that should not be broken, so that you can see my Nezha’s methods!
...
"Report! There is a Taoist outside who calls himself Daojun Lu Ya and calls on the name of Taoist Bailian to go out."
On this day, the whistle was reported to Chuanyun Pass.
After hearing this, Huang Feihu pondered and said, "Master Bailian, you go out and have a walk!"
"Okay, wait for me to take him into the city!" The white lotus boy who was addicted to wine looked much thinner, but his eyes were still bright and slim. He raised his long sword and came out of the way to fight.
Ahhh, there was a chapter that was pushed down by the Heavenly Girl Ba. I wrote it very obscurely, but I still went into the dark room.