The official roads of the Yin and Shang Dynasties were not smooth enough and were full of potholes.
Zi Shou drove the Porsche and quickly accelerated.
That speed made even Zi Shou tremble with fear. If he were not careful, his car would be destroyed and people would be killed. However, Zi Shou sneered in his heart.
Stinky woman!
If I faint, I will faint you to death!
The grass and trees on both sides flew by quickly, and the Porsche made a sweet buzzing sound and sped quickly on the official road.
However, due to the potholes on the ground, the sports car was not that easy to drive, and it was bumpy on the road.
Zi Shou remembered a joke in his previous life: a sports car was not suitable for driving in the city because its chassis was too low and it would stop when it hit the speed bump.
Although this was just a joke, at this time Zishou really felt that in this era, it would be better for the system to reward a Wuling than this broken sports car.
Finally, the official road ahead was covered with boulders and it was impossible to drive. Zishou stepped on the accelerator and slowly stopped.
After stopping, Zi Shou's face turned a little pale.
Smelly woman, I'll see if you faint to death!
Just as Zishou looked at Nuwa with a proud look on his face, he found that there was no fear at all on her face. Instead, she was looking at the sports car with curiosity.
Zi Shou:???
"Aren't you feeling uncomfortable?"
Nuwa asked doubtfully: "Why do you feel uncomfortable?"
Zi Shou:……
Is there any mistake? You don’t have to worry about wearing a seat belt even if you don’t wear it?
Oh, I forgot that she is a saint, so this speed really can't scare her.
"Can you let me ride off this mount?" Nuwa asked curiously.
"Okay." Zishou sneered in his heart, immediately got out of the car and changed seats. Although you are a saint, you are definitely not as good as me in driving.
"Step on the clutch first..." Just as Zishou was about to give instructions to Nuwa, Nuwa drove the sports car as familiar as a twenty-year-old driver.
Zi Shou:……
He suddenly had a bad feeling.
As the sports car accelerated rapidly and soon reached the top speed, Zi Shou's expression completely changed, as if he had seen a ghost!
…
The sports car stopped on the side of the road. Zishou pushed open the car door. His stomach lurched and he vomited on the ground with a loud "vomit" sound.
Seeing Zi in such a frightened state, Nuwa was stunned for a moment, then she covered her mouth and giggled, her pretty face quickly getting a bright blush.
The laughter was like wind chimes, it was really pleasant to hear. However, Zi Shou was too busy to listen to it.
Nuwa had a straight face again and glanced at Zi Shou lightly: "I asked you to prepare to scare me, have you tasted the consequences now?"
Seeing the human emperor, who was full of secrets that made it difficult to see clearly, vomiting like this, Nuwa felt very happy.
Zishou vomited two more mouthfuls of bile, feeling extremely regretful.
"This mount is quite fun, give it to me." Nuwa said calmly and drove away.
"Here you go."
Zi Shou wished this stinky woman could get out of here.
After coming back to his senses, Zi Shou looked around and couldn't help roaring: "You better send me back first! Where is this place!"
He was on an official road, with not a single house in front or behind him.
At this time, the system sounds a prompt tone.
"Nuwa's mood has been greatly affected, and her favorability score is about to exceed 60. After breaking through 60, the luck of the Yin and Shang Dynasties will be greatly improved!"
[Object: Nuwa Empress]
[Identity: The only female saint among the six saints, the mother of the human race, and the former leader of the demon race]
What did I do, why is it 57? How can I keep this damn favorability level down!
"This stinky woman... killed me!" Zi Shou gritted his teeth. It was all because of Nuwa, a stinky woman, that he had been unable to go home.
When had I ever offended her?
Now you are leaving yourself in such a deserted place.
However, at this moment, someone not far away shouted: "Your Majesty, I am here!"
Zi Shou looked up and breathed a sigh of relief. It was Huang Feihu riding a five-color sacred bull, and behind him was Zhang Kui riding a one-horned black smoke beast.
"King Wu Cheng, please take Gu Gu back!" Zi Shou breathed a sigh of relief.
…
By the time Zi Shou returned to Chentangguan, it was already evening.
"Get me something to eat." Zishou waved his hand and said, but at this time the system's voice sounded again.
"Trigger mission: Empress Shiji is about to be killed by Master Taiyi. Please go to the Bone Cave in Skull Mountain to prevent Master Taiyi from killing Shiji."
"Reward: 500 Yin Shang Qi Luck, the third level of the Nine-turn Xuanyuan Gong."
"Note: If the mission fails, the system will send the host back to the original world, forcibly uninstall the system, and erase the memory of this time travel!"
Zi Shou: Get out! I won’t go!
Zi Shou sneered, "I'm exhausted now and I don't have the sports car anymore. I can't go to the Bone Cave. I'm sorry!"
I also want to save people, but there is no way!
"Warm reminder from the system: The host is currently practicing to the second level of the Nine-turn Xuanyuan Gong, and the cultivation level is equal to that of the Earth Immortal. At the same time, the host has learned the Five Elements Escape Technique."
Zi Shou:……
Is that what I learned?
It’s not like you shamelessly stuffed it into me!
Okay, isn’t it just the past?
I just dragged myself over to watch the fun!
Zi Shou sneered, waved to Yuan Hong and said: "Yuan Hong, take me to Skull Mountain."
"Yes, Your Majesty." Although Yuan Hong didn't know why, he still nodded obediently, pulled up his son and fled towards the direction of Skull Mountain.
But he said that when Li Jing returned to Chentangguan from the Bone Cave in Skeleton Mountain, he thought that no matter what he thought, he would never be able to take Zi Shou to see Empress Shi Ji. He would just come back to pay for his sins.
Li Jing had an idea and simply took Nezha over. He softly begged, saying that Nezha had shot the arrow accidentally.
Empress Shi Ji would definitely see Master Nezha's face, give Nezha a lesson and let them go.
Li Jing knew that Shi Ji was not an unreasonable woman.
If you are really unreasonable, you will not let yourself go back.
At that moment, Li Jing took Nezha with him and came to the White Bone Cave.
"Nezha, you stand outside the cave, I will go in and report to the empress." After telling Nezha to stand where he was and not move, Li Jing immediately walked into the cave.
"Your Majesty, you are Li Jing's rebellious son Nezha. He opened the Qiankun Bow in a playful way, and did not want to kill your apprentice with one arrow. Li Jing has taken him outside the cave to listen to your Majesty's decree."
After hearing this, Empress Shiji's anger subsided a little and said: "Caiyun, go and call him in."
Caiyun boy walked out of the cave, stared at Nezha and said, "You are the one who shot my senior brother to death, you naughty boy?"
"I didn't!" Nezha shook his head.
"You said no, it's you! Come in and pay for my senior brother's life!" Caiyun boy said fiercely.
Nezha was extremely angry and laughed back: "Okay, I didn't have any in the first place, so you have to accuse me unjustly. In this case, then I might as well kill one of you to avoid being unjustly accused by you!"
After saying that, Nezha picked up the Qiankun Circle and threw it out, hitting Caiyun boy in the head. Caiyun screamed, his head was broken, and he fell to the ground bleeding.
"What a good Nezha, I wanted to spare your life because you are young and ignorant, but you still dare to commit murder in front of my cave!" When the empress Shiji heard the voice in the cave, she rushed out with Tai'a sword in anger.
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"Killing one is killing, killing two is killing, let's just kill this old woman too!" Nezha became fierce, and the Qiankun Circle suddenly came out again.
Empress Shiji stretched out her hand to grab the Qiankun Circle and opened her eyes: "Ah! It turns out that he is the disciple of Master Taiyi. No wonder he is so presumptuous!"